Chapter 57: Come and scratch me, ho-ho-ho!
Yang Xinyi's words made Zhang Xiaoan suddenly recall that unbearable experience......
It was probably more than a year or two years ago, less than seven days before his ascension failed.
It was a sunny afternoon.
Zhang Xiaoan is rarely in the mood to travel to other places.
He leisurely walked on the shore of the local artificial lake, looking at the beautiful scenery of the city in front of him, he sighed with emotion.
It's about to soar.
Before ascension.
He is bound to travel the great rivers and mountains of the motherland again and see the prosperous beauty of this world!
Just as he was intoxicated, he suddenly heard a young woman's cry for help.
"Someone! My son has fallen into the water, save my son! β
"Someone! Help......"
Zhang Xiaoan adheres to the idea of saving people's lives and reaping seven merits.
He didn't even hesitate, and plunged directly into the lake.
He clicked a dog planing in the lake, and then fished out a husky from it.
Zhang Xiaoan returned to the shore wet, he looked at Yang Xinyi, and asked very speechlessly and helplessly: "Eldest sister, can you see that I used the dog planing style just now?" Don't you know dogs can swim? β
"I'm sorry, I'm sorry...... I was in such a hurry, I forgot to ......" Yang Xinyi apologized again and again.
"Look after your ancestors!" Zhang Xiaoan angrily threw the husky to the ground, and then turned to leave.
The dog went into the water and rescued a dog.
What a Amitabha!
Later, he failed to ascend and was struck by the thunder and lost his memory, and he couldn't remember going into the water to save the dog.
By the time he regained his memory, he was already with Fang Moxuan, and he had long forgotten about going into the water to save the dog, and he had forgotten about Yang Xinyi.
Even if he could remember going into the water to save the dog, he couldn't remember what Yang Xinyi looked like.
β¦β¦
The picture switches to reality.
Fang Moxuan looked at Yang Xinyi with a puzzled expression and asked, "Your son?" When did you have a baby? Don't you even have a boyfriend? β
"Her son is a dog."
Fang Moxuan turned her head and glared at Zhang Xiaoan: "Can you put some good farts out of that mouth?" β
"Xuanxuan, don't scold him, your fiancΓ© is right, my son is really a dog, a husky with a relatively pure blood......" Yang Xinyi scratched her head and said a little embarrassed.
Fang Moxuan: "......"
Okay.
Horses of courses.
Yang Xinyi looked at Zhang Xiaoan and said, "Xiao'an, right?" I'm really sorry, I was really in a bit of a hurry, I didn't mean to. β
"I know a lot of people say that I like dogs a little too much, and I also know that no matter what, a dog's life must not be compared to human life...... I'm really sorry anyway, and I apologize to you for my brainless behavior at the time. β
In this society where dog lovers are rampant, it is indeed rare to find people like Yang Xinyi who still maintain a trace of calmness and know that human life is more important than dog life.
Judging from this point of view, her character ...... It's okay.
Zhang Xiaoan waved his hand: "Forget it, the past is over." β
"Then I'll invite you and Xuanxuan to dinner, what you two say, I'll make amends to you, and by the way, I will repay you for saving your life for my copper coin (husky)."
Fang Moxuan said very much about the friendship of the landlord: "No, you are a guest in Wangjiang, I and Xiao'an invite you." β
"Let's go first, let's get out of the hospital."
The three of them walked slowly and walked out of the hospital while talking and laughing.
The three of them had just walked to the square of the hospital.
"Woohoo!"
A little teddy who didn't know where to come out rushed towards Yang Xinyi.
may have smelled the smell of a dog on Yang Xinyi's body, and little Teddy barked at her.
"What's your name, you're so annoying!" Yang Xinyi raised her little foot and kicked the little teddy twice.
Zhang Xiaoan was surprised: "Don't you like dogs?" β
"I love dogs, but I'm most annoyed with Teddy! Also annoyed by dog owners who are not on a leash! Yang Xinyi frowned and just finished speaking.
A big fat girl in her forties, with curly hair, stood up from a chair on the side and rushed towards Yang Xinyi with her teeth and claws.
"You slut with no one to raise! Why are you kicking my son! I'll scratch you to death on a horse! β
The big fat girl looked like a shrew at first glance, and she raised her hand to grab Yang Xinyi's face.
Without waiting for Fang Moxuan to make a move, Zhang Xiaoan stepped forward to block Yang Xinyi and pushed the big fat girl.
"Something is coming at me, don't scold the girl."
"What are you doing, I'm coming at you! Whoever kicks my son, I scratch whom, you get out of the way! β
"Woohoo!"
Little Teddy saw that his master was so fierce, and rushed forward to bite Zhang Xiaoan.
"It looks like a potato, you Wang your mother!" Zhang Xiaoan kicked the little teddy several meters away, and then looked up at the big fat girl and hooked his fingers: "I also kicked your father, you come to scratch me, come, ho ho!" β
"I'll shred you potatoes!"
The big fat girls rushed to Zhang Xiaoan with a snort.
Fang Moxuan took a step forward, grabbed the other party's hair and pulled it down hard, then raised her knee and knocked it hard twice on the opponent's lower abdomen.
Fang Moxuan never liked to fight with women, including when she beat Chen Jian before, she also grabbed the other party's hair and hit the car glass.
First, it is due to character.
The second is because she has practiced self-defense techniques such as sanda fighting, and she is more ruthless.
The third is that no matter who it is, daring to touch her man is a big sin and unforgivable!
"You little prodigal hoof, you dare to hit me! You wait for me! The big fat girl is about to take out her mobile phone to make a call and shake people.
That's when it happened.
From a distance, a chengguan law enforcement vehicle stopped at the entrance of the hospital.
The chengguan sitting in the car saw that he had achieved "performance", got out of the car, picked up the capture net and ran to the entrance of the hospital.
took advantage of the opportunity of the big fat girls to scold Zhang Xiaoan and a few others while flipping through the address book.
The chengguan directly covered the little teddy who was barking behind the big fat girls with a big net, and then turned around and ran to the car, like a dog thief.
"The three of you go separately, and one of them is waiting for me here! it......"
Zhang Xiaoan raised his hand and pointed behind the big fat girl: "Don't scold, your father let the chengguan arrest you." β
As soon as the big fat girl turned around, she saw that the chengguan was about to get into the car, and she chased after her with a "mom".
"My son! Give back my son! How can you let me live without a son...... My sky is falling! β
After the big fat girls ran out a few steps, they sat on the ground with their butts, pounded the ground with both hands, and cried and cried: "You return my son...... I c
M's! You bastards, you don't do anything! Fuck ......."
A passer-by who had just passed by didn't know what was going on, so he approached Zhang Xiao'an and asked, "What's wrong brother?" The traffickers kidnapped his son? β
"Her son is a dog, and he was arrested by the chengguan for barking everywhere without a leash." Zhang Xiaoan explained calmly.
"! Isn't she a pure fool! Deserve! The passer-by scolded and turned away.
The big fat girl sat on the ground and howled while splashing, and her shoes were kicked off.
"You plagued brutes...... Give back my son......"
The big fat girl was talking, her eyes twitched with a "quack", and she lay on the ground motionless.
The security guard at the entrance of the hospital saw that the "performance" was coming, and hurriedly turned his head and shouted at the service desk in the hall: "Someone fainted at the door, hurry up and call someone to come over with a stretcher, remember to call more people, the girl who fainted can be quacked and fat!" β
It didn't take a few minutes.
Several male doctors and nurses rushed out with stretchers, and laboriously lifted the big fat girls and put them on the stretchers.
β123β¦β¦ Rise! β
Two male doctors struggled to carry the stretcher, panting and running to the emergency room.
Zhang Xiaoan and the three of them hurriedly ran to the parking lot while no one was paying attention to them.
When they got into the Wrangler, the three of them laughed out loud:
"Hahahaha!"
"Cool!"
Yang Xinyi is a more sober and rational dog lover, and the husky fell into the water not because she didn't have a leash, but because the husky breed is too lively, and the length is not too small.
After a little distraction, he ran away and disappeared.
Although Fang Moxuan and Zhang Xiaoan did not reach the level of loving dogs like her, they also liked dogs more, and they used to say that they would raise a little corgi together when they had the opportunity in the future.
The three of them love dogs to different degrees, but all three are disgusted by people who walk dogs without leashes.
That big fat girl can be regarded as self-reaping.
Today's battle.
It's beautiful!