"Drama Immortal" nine

A total of 1,000 episodes of the author's wonderful sister

The equivalent of a hundred film scripts for genre film exploration

Nameless Love Nine (Movie 90 to 100 minutes)

The old grandmother rode the green ox to a quaint log cabin barbecue restaurant. There is a big word on the door: "Delicious barbecue." ”

The smell of Swiss sunset cream wafts through the storefront, mixed with a few butterflies fluttering in front of the boss.

"Boss! Let's have a barbecue! The old woman said.

"I'm sorry, we only sell noodles." The owner is a big fat man with a full beard and a football-sized glass ball embedded in the middle of his belly.

"Then let's have a bowl of noodles." The old grandmother thought to herself that it was really strange, why did the barbecue restaurant only sell noodles. There are no strange things in the world, people are strange and things are strange, blame yourself for not seeing them.

I saw the fat boss's right arm stretched out, and a row of strangely shaped people stood side by side on the right side of the boss, a cute woman with a snake body, an uncle with a big toad body on the right, and an old woman in a Hawaiian skirt on the right. Each person has a marble the size of a football that sits right in the middle of their stomach. It's like the wind on a moonlit night, the moon is set in the center, and the sky is a little white.

The large marbles on each person's stomach rotate in place inside the stomach. The old grandmother looked strange, and everyone looked at the old grandmother with hideous faces, from amiable to hideous in less than two seconds, and in an instant, four marbles slowly rushed from the middle of the stomach to the grandmother's face, which seemed to be very slow and kind, but when he was not guarded, he suddenly sped up, and shot at the forehead of the old grandmother! Wow!

A fluttering feather fell from the roof in a ray of sunlight, and the four glass marbles the size of a football shot at the grandmother, but they flew side by side from the front and back of the feathers, left and right, and smashed into the wall of the house, shooting out, and the four holes penetrated into the four outdoor sunlight. The dim lights are on as dark as the moonlight inside and the sun is shining outside, which shows that the light transmission of this house is not very ideal. I saw this inconspicuous feather sliding lightly in front of the four people, skimming their cheeks and necks, and in an instant, I saw the feather slash out and bang four times, and everyone's chests and brains suddenly burst along the traces of the feathers, splashing blood flowers all over the sky.

Feathers turned back into the old grandmother, sat on the chair and pouted her lips and said boredly: "Who opened the noodle restaurant!" Dare to do such a vicious act to me! “

I saw a swan-like gorgeous sister wearing white feather clothes on the second floor squirming out of the house, gently moving her steps and skillfully moving her Hunan skirt, and her unparalleled posture fell from the second floor to the grandmother, and at the same time held a bowl of noodles in her hand: "Adults don't care about villains, grandma, your noodles!" “

The old grandmother looked at the woman's lovely and sweet appearance, and suddenly her anger disappeared: "My lovely good granddaughter! It's still a lot of pain for you. ”

Saying that, the girl looked back shyly and smiled.

The old grandmother opened the chopsticks, put the noodles into her mouth one by one, and sucked deliciously while eating, only to hear the sound of tearing and tearing coming from the old woman's chopsticks. The noodles are delicious and silky.

I saw the girl fly upstairs and fall to the ground lightly. From the kitchen window, he brought out a plate of roast pieces of meat handed by the frog chef. The girl turned around in the air, and when she landed in front of the old grandmother, she happened to turn around and put the barbecue tray on the table.

"Grandma, this is a good granddaughter's barbecue to honor your old man. You taste it. ”

The girl who put down the barbecue and drilled out of the room along the gap where the glass ball had penetrated, the thin girl. The grandmother was left alone in the room to eat noodles.

Suddenly, the atmosphere of the room was extremely quiet, and the grandmother ate the noodles while eating the barbecue, and there were a few green vegetables in the noodles. The old grandmother looked at the noodles affectionately and calmly, and her eyes exuded the same ease and slight sadness as late autumn. Sadness may only be because a person's back appears sad, not because the heart is really sad.

As soon as the grandmother went out, there was a thunderstorm, and the sky was still clear just now. At first glance, I saw the beautiful girl who was weaving at the door, and the beautiful girl who served the plate just now was still dry, and was instantly drenched by the torrential rain. The clothes reveal a charming carcass that does not stop weaving in the rain.

The old grandmother was surprised, and leaned forward and asked, "Girl! Why don't you go inside and take shelter in such heavy rain. ”

The girl let the rain fall on her eyes in the rain, and she didn't blink an eye, let alone pay attention to the old grandmother, like a quiet butterfly falling on the tip of a flower.

The old lady rode the green ox away from the noodle shop in the rain, and the girl saw the old woman walking away and hurriedly went upstairs to ask the frog cook: "The old lady is gone, let's chase after it." ”

The frog opened his cabinet and held up two large missile guns, carrying bullets on his back and copying along the shortcut path with the girl in the rain.

The road was muddy in the rain, and the girl and the frog ran forward with difficulty, and their bodies were splashed with mud and rain. The girl laughed suddenly, and the frog laughed too. They laughed all the time, laughed until the sky was dark, and laughed until they were rarely seen.

Laughter after smile is like a wave after wave, shell frogs and grasshoppers fall from the sky, and zombies awaken from the forest. I saw a zombie first crawl up from the dirt along his hands, from half of his body to the whole body exposed. Gradually, all the zombies also got up, and countless zombies rushed in the direction of the grandmother.

The old grandmother was riding a green ox humming a song and walking forward, and the rain was pouring down. A zombie thrust its hands into Grandma's heart with lightning strikes. The old woman turned into a feather and immediately defused the lightning-like attack.

The old grandmother generally jumped off the back of the green ox, holding a spirit rune gossip book in her hand, and read it skillfully, with a flick of her fingers, thousands of skeleton soldiers in the book jumped out from between the cracks of each page. I saw thousands of skeletons instantly overwhelming the zombies, and the skeletons grabbed the zombies' heads like octopuses and refused to let go. Zombies roared on the ground like instant noodles, slumping limp, and piles of green slurry falling from their nostrils and mouths.

The old grandmother actually shook her body and exploded on her own in the air. It turned out that there were too many zombies, and the light step of the zombie mountain and the zombie sea also trampled on the grandmother, and she had no choice but to blow herself up.

I saw feathers flying in the sky, zombies looking up for the traces of the old grandmother, but they couldn't see anything but the deserted world.

Suddenly!