Men's funerals
"Drama Immortal" XII
A total of 1,000 episodes of the author's wonderful sister
Flower Girl II (equivalent to ten to twenty minutes in the movie) Man's funeral
The two fangs of the mutant Little Red Riding Hood are exceptionally long and sharp, revealing hairy eyes.
The door sounded again, and everyone heard the knock on the door and hurriedly went to see that it was the mutant Little Red Riding Hood, and Brother Peanut enthusiastically went up to hug Little Red Riding Hood: "Long time no see, my good brother!" ”
I saw that Little Red Riding Hood was still terrifying just now, but this time she was like an angel and laughed cutely and sat down with everyone. Lighting the flaming birthday candles, Miss Magpie made a wish to be the most beautiful person in the world. After making a wish, he blew out the candles, and the light in the whole room itself was not very good, and suddenly it became pitch black. The happy birthday song is played by a turtle playing the violin next to it, and the vivid world is just short of this vivid performance, and everyone is happy.
The magpie looked at the golden wheat field outside the window and sighed, "It's really beautiful!" Let's go see the sea of wheat fields! “
Wheat field sea! Isn't that beautiful? Brother Peanut with seven or eight stitches on his face, the mutated Little Red Riding Hood with teeth and claws, the little turtle playing the violin, the flower girl, and everyone rushed to the wheat field with the magpie. The yellow wheat fields, the yellow sun, the yellow autumn, and the late autumn always have a charming and indescribable beautiful feeling.
A man has been looking at Little Red Riding Hood for a long time from a distance, he is proposing, and he likes Little Red Riding Hood. Even though she was terrible, even though Little Red Riding Hood had mutated, the boy mustered up the courage to run forward and kneel in front of Little Red Riding Cycle. Everyone looked at this fairy couple with ecstasy.
Little Red Riding Hood said, "If you want to marry me, you must eat what I cook." “
The boy immediately agreed.
When everyone came to the kitchen of the magpie's house, Little Red Riding Hood took out a big snow-white carp from the bucket and fried it in the pot. The pot full of white fish soup immediately bubbled with a thick aroma.
Little Gray Red Riding Hood said, "Eat! ”
The man unceremoniously took a lot of bites. You can't see any clues. I can't see the clue, but it's a little clue, the boy grabbed his neck with both hands frantically and died completely without taking a few breaths.
Everyone is surprised to see why he died.
Little Red Riding Hood sighed and looked at the man, and everyone followed with a sigh and looked at the boy pathetically.
The flower girl stepped forward and put the boy's hands on her chest as a sign of mourning.
A long funeral procession walked twenty kilometers outside the forest, with foxes, elephants and tadpoles, little boys who could play flutes, and a group of people such as Big Peanut and Little Red Riding Hood.
Everyone buried the boy in a big ravine not far from the forest, surrounded by mountains on three sides, and a distant mountain scenery on one side, with an excellent dragon vein scenery. After mourning, everyone slept here for two days and two nights, eating instant noodles and ham and grilled sausages, and some people kissed and hugged on the side of the mountain. There are a lot of friends in the forest, and they all do everything.
After the funeral, it snowed early in the morning of the second day, and the snow was not big at first, and everyone didn't pay much attention to it, but felt a little cold. I never thought that this snow would go from a little bit to a little bit.
On the way back, the soldiers who turned into ice and snow lined up in front of everyone, holding ice swords and wearing ice armor, obviously trying to block the road and rob or kill or rob the color. Everyone had no intention of fighting, but they were taken aback.
The flower girl stood in the team bored and lazily took out a mirror to make up, and the ice and snow soldiers stepped forward to knock out her mirror, but at the moment when the mirror was about to land, the flower girl reflected in the mirror actually became a real person, and Miaoman twisted next to the flower girl - I saw the mirror flipping in the air, and every time it flipped to the face of the flower girl, a new flower girl would be reflected dancing next to it, and after a while, there were fifteen or sixteen flower girls standing around, and the colors and clothes were the same.
The Yeti soldier was stunned: "You, you, you!" What are you doing? What kind of evil spell is this! ”
I saw the flower girl going back and forth next to the ice and snow soldiers, and a golden lightning immediately melted the soldiers, and the ice and snow soldiers were most afraid of heat, so they knelt down and spared their lives when they felt a burst of heat.
The flower girl looked back and told the soldiers, "If you can eat this packet of crispy noodles in my hand, I will spare your lives." ”
I saw that the flower girl took out a pack of crispy noodles in her hand, and the words "class cadres" were written in the upper right corner, and the crispy noodles produced in Henan were really fragrant and sweet, and the ice and snow soldiers agreed, "Okay, yes, how you feel about returning to school!" “
I saw everyone standing in a row to share the comfort and happiness that had been lost for a long time in this exhaustion.
The flower girl swished back and forth in the crowd, as charming as a star, and people looked up at her like a fly that could fly in a long trajectory! But she was obviously a big butterfly that flew into the sky and turned into stars. Everyone looked at the butterflies with envious eyes.
The soldiers who had been transformed into ice and snow continued to nibble on crispy noodles, and everyone waved goodbye to the ice and snow soldiers. In the ice and snow, the soldiers themselves are made of ice and snow, so they don't feel cold at all. As the crowd continued to walk into the forest, the magpie and the peanut brother dragged their tired steps, feeling as if they were loveless.
The snow is increasing again, and there is always an endless road and an endless cold in the storm. Everyone snuggled up to each other and turned into ice sculptures. The following spring, a butterfly fell from the sky and turned into a flower girl, standing quietly on the ground, motionless, slowly picking up an old cello in her backpack and placing it between her legs and playing it quietly. I only heard a loud and gentle music, blooming in my ears like poppies.
The ice sculpture soon melted, and the magpie and peanut looked at the flower girl and were ecstatic, and everyone was dancing hand in hand on the grass. The Ice Soldier soon melted away, and he lay on the ground with only bags of crispy noodles and gun barrels made of twigs.
Little Red Riding Hood was very moved to see the cello played by the flower girl, and she also came up and touched it to play it herself. A ray of sunlight shone through the clouds and squirmed on the edge of the cello. The maggot suddenly shook, and the cello played by the maggot with both hands stretched out actually played an unprecedentedly beautiful sound. Waterfalls splash in the mountains and rivers, and frogs dance happily around the cello.