"Drama Immortal" XVI

A total of 1,000 episodes, the author's Miao Meimei is equivalent to a hundred movie scripts

Flower Girl Episode 6 originally wanted to be a woman (equivalent to 60-70 minutes in a movie)

Everyone failed to save the pig-headed man, the flower girl was furious, her fist was as fast as lightning, and the robots that everyone hadn't seen how to fight had already been beaten and scrapped. Smoke curling with a miasma!

That's the legendary fast. And the fundamental problem is that everyone did not arrive at the scene before the pig-headed man fell off the cliff. Then even the speed at this time can't make up for the late step at that time. The Art of War says: "One is the Tao, the second is the sky, the third is the earth, the fourth is the general, and the fifth is the law." "The Tao is the enemy and the enemy, it is good and evil, and time is an important condition after the division of positions.

The flower girl opened a quilt behind her back and lay down on the spot and fell asleep, she didn't want to think about anything and fell asleep on the top of the cliff. The magpie next to him plucked the ear droppings for Brother Peanut, Peanut changed his underwear for Little Red Riding Hood, and Little Red Riding Hood blew a beautiful and moving aroma for the flower girl to make her sleep more comfortable and peaceful.

The flower girl fell asleep and became a man, her beard gradually came out, her buttocks became firm, her Adam's apple appeared, and she spoke a lot hoarsely. The main thing is that the flower girl's skin can no longer be as delicate and smooth as a woman, but has become an old man like tree bark.

She changed, and the flower girl who saw her change was taken aback. The flower is discolored, no, it can't be called a flower discoloration at this moment, it is a manly man who is discolored at this moment. I saw Peanut pick up the speaker and play a song: "I once dreamed of looking forward to that world, walking and stopping." ”

Everyone saw the flower girl turn into a man, "You are so handsome!" Brother Peanut praised.

The flower girl also fell in love with her handsome beard and angular eyes like stars. Seeing an elephant in the distance, the flower girl reached out and inserted her spear, and the elephant was actually stabbed to death on the ground. The people came together to disassemble the elephant, and roasted its body and ate it.

The flower girl sat on the ground and told everyone about the benefits of becoming a man, "It's good to be a man, everyone can see that my body has become much stronger." My heart rate has increased, and most importantly, my muscles have increased, and I can eat several bowls of rice! “

Peanut took a sip of the liquor and said, "It's good to be a man!" Then you will be a man for the rest of your life, and you will never be a woman again. “

Little Red Riding Hood applauded, everyone made sense, everyone said it was good. The flower girl said, "Now I want to feel if a man will not fall to his death." “

After saying that, he jumped down the cliff, and saw that the man began to struggle, but after a while, he took a large sword and flew up from the bottom of the cliff. I also saw the pig with wings. The flower girl said happily, "I saw the pig-headed man, he is not dead." ”

Everyone laughed happily. A zombie crawled out of Peanut's mouth smiling and laughing. The zombie stood on the ground and laughed: "I'm a zombie, I'm not afraid of anyone except men!" “

As soon as she said this, the flower girl crawled out of the edge of the cliff, and the zombie saw that it was a burly man, and he was so frightened that he ran away with his skin stranded. The flower girl chased after her: "Zombie, don't run!" I'll kill you! ”

The zombie turned around and said, "Why did you kill me?" “

The flower girl took out a sugar gourd from her pocket and put it in front of the zombie and said, "Eat it!" ”

The zombie unceremoniously ate the sugar gourd, and the body showed symptoms of various explosions. I saw that the zombie's body burst out of many different holes and missiles. The zombie's wife took out a cup of bitter coffee from the bombardment and said, "If you like the bombardment, keep bombing." I can't live with you anymore, I can't live this day! “

The zombie spun around the ground like a disobedient child, lying in the dirt, and suddenly stopped talking. At this moment, a bunch of farting caterpillars crawled out of the heart of the zombie, and I saw a long, long Shi jump from the caterpillar's back, gradually extending to its head. The neck and head, stomach and waist are all Shi, and the zombie asks, "Who is so presumptuous and just spread wild on my territory!" “

The zombie opened its eyes and saw the caterpillar, and the whole person was half frightened to death. The flower girl got up from the ground and saw the zombie come up to him and ask, "Why haven't you left yet?" Didn't you say you're afraid of me? “

Zombie hahahahaha It's not a big deal to breathe for a lifetime, just breathe for a lifetime.

The magpie flew over and put a large watermelon in the zombie's hand, only to hear a big watermelon explosion with a bang, and the zombie felt the wonderful sound that the world was most happy about.

The zombie said, "Do you know that what a person looks like when he is in love and what he doesn't look like is completely different? ”

Little Red Riding Hood said, "How could I know! “

I saw the flower girl wearing a man's costume and standing in front of everyone and began to sing the drama of the river and the sea: "The old man is here, why is he here!" I am a rival, the road is narrow, and I meet happily! My thoughts, your thoughts, we seem to be old friends! “

After the flower girl finished singing, everyone was stupid, and she looked like a turtle running in a swimming pool. I saw that the flower girl was very happy and asked, "Are you going to miss it again?" “

What's missing? Nobody knows. They just shook their heads and stretched out their hands to show they didn't know anything!

Seeing that it was getting late, the flower girl took Brother Peanut's hand and ran forward. She kept running, emitting all the strength in her body, and even if she didn't have the strength, she had to use all the strength in her body, because she knew that if she missed this time, she would never have a chance to run again.

The running practice began now, and the flower girl was galloping in front of her, and suddenly walked slowly like a turtle. When everyone overtook her, the flower girl finally opened her mouth and shouted: "If anyone surpasses me, I will not finish with anyone!" ”

Everyone brushed and brushed motionless, all fixed on the ground, like dead rats. The tail of the mouse was still so cold, and the flower girl raised the tail of the mouse and threw it towards the sky, and actually threw it in the face of an old woman who was drying clothes.

The old grandmother covered her face and cried, Brother Peanut took a sip of the liquor and handed it to the old grandmother and said, "The manly husband doesn't cry or cry!" ”

I saw the old grandmother turn into a beautiful man and come out from behind her clothes. Dancing with a fan, approachable.