Chapter XXIV
What is the fastest and slowest in the world, the longest and the shortest, the most ordinary and the most precious? Yes, it is time!(Reader O: Why is this sentence so familiar? Hey, author, who are you plagiarizing again?Author: %¥# (Harmony) What kind of plagiarism? I call this quoting famous quotes, have you ever read a book or have you any culture? When you were in school, you forgot how the teacher taught you to write essays! You have returned them to the teacher? The teacher worked so hard to educate you, and you returned your knowledge to him in this way, are you worthy of the people, the motherland, and the party? Are you worthy of your parents who raised you with a handful of snot and tears? You are worthy of your brothers and sisters, worthy of your own words, you can be worthy of ...... (The Nth power of 1×10 is omitted below). Onlookers: We protest! This is cheating on the number of words, complain about it!) Time is slow, fast is fast, so in the blink of an eye, it is the final exam stage.
The final exam is undoubtedly the most hated and longed-for thing for students in school, and I hate it: there are no students in the world who like exams, especially the major disaster of the final exam. Expectation: After the final exams, there is a happy holiday, the students in the world are not in the world!
"Oh my God, why do we have to take exams? Why do we have to take exams? Hey, Ruinon, which ancestor did you say invented the exam? I'm going to dig his grave!" Jerry lay on the table in the study hall and wailed at Ruinon.
"It's not that miserable, is it? Renon glanced up at Jerry and said indifferently.
"Tsk, honors honors student Renon Starmoko, exams are a great joy for you, aren't they? Exams mean praise from Mr. Wood, right?" said Jerry, standing up on his desk, twisting and pinching, and said in a weird tone, "Oops, I'm sorry I accidentally took the first place in the battle spell test this time." Oops, I'm in the top 10 of my grade again!" Jerry's strange behavior instantly drew a laugh.
"Jerry, you're really ......" Ronon looked at Jerry's living treasure angrily and funny, and was speechless for a while.
"Jerry Terry!" heard a coquettish cry coming from the back of Renon's head.
"Yes, Miss Kent, what do you command?" asked Jerry, pausing his writhing gesture to Bella, the owner of the voice.
"This is a classroom, not a circus, you hurry up and get me down. ”
"I'm sorry I can't do it, I've been staying up late to review my homework for the past few days and I'm hurting my back, and I'm about to move, so it's good to combine work and rest. Jerry said with a grin.
"You...... Do you pay attention to your own behavior? It's very rude for you to do this, and it will affect the revision of other students. ”
"him @#&% (harmonious) civility and politeness, everyone is happy. Hey, good girl and dog next to the teacher, go to the teacher's office to beg for a bone! Jerry taunted Bella as he acted doggy.
"Jerry, you...... You're too much! Damn!" Bella trembled in anger and jumped to her desk in anger to grab Jerry's shirt.
"Oh oh oh!" the onlookers began to boo and heckle.
"Hey, Jerrydon't...... Ken was particularly ...... "Seeing this, Renon panicked and wanted to step forward to stop him, but there were people around the table, and he couldn't move forward.
"Knock knock!" Two slaps on the table sounded, "Ahem!" The coughing sound came, and the classroom was silent for an instant, and even the sound of a needle falling could be heard.
Professor Edward Wood is here.
"Jerry Terry and Bella Kent, what are you two showing?" Professor Wood asked, smiling as he looked at the two dancing.
"The professor is he or she, insulting me!" Jerry and Bella said at each other.
"Haha
"Don't learn from me!" Jerry and Bella both said at the same time.
"Smack!" said Professor Wood, snapping his fingers, "since you two get along so well, stop making any more noise." Okay, okay, if you have any grievances, I'll settle them privately, and I won't ask. But before that, can you come down and let me say a few words?"
"Oh, thank you. When Professor Wood saw Jerry and Bella getting off their desks, he took out a roll of parchment from his parchment bag and said, "Everyone knows that tomorrow is the final exam, how are the revisions going?"
"Hey......" sighed from under the podium.
Seeing this, Professor Wood smiled stiffly and said, "Okay, okay, this exam is actually not difficult." Here's the exam venue and schedule, go back and take a good look at it, don't fall behind. As he spoke, he took out a large stack of parchment from the pouch and whispered a incantation, and the parchments jumped up from the podium and made a graceful arc in the air and landed in the hands of the students.
After the students looked at the exam schedule, some let out a miserable howl, and some patted their chests and said, "It's okay, it's okay!" (Reader P: Girls don't shoot, otherwise the #@*& on the chest (eaten by the river crab) will be flattened, and it will be bad.) Everyone: There are so many on the most obscene readers. A passerby: Damn! This thing eats river crabs?)
Ruinon stared at the dense itinerary on the exam schedule, sighed and put it away. Suddenly, he noticed Jerry staring at him with tears in his eyes.
"Jerry, I don't have that hobby, don't look at me like that. ”
"Ruinon...... It's over!Why is this exam at the top?Woo...... I haven't reviewed it yet...... Woooooooo
"This ...... You go and ask Professor Wood, don't ask me......"
"You're so cold and heartless. Ignore you. ”
Hearing this, Ronon got goosebumps all over his body, and desperately gave Jerry the middle finger in his heart.
"Bang!" Two clappings were heard, and Professor Wood gestured to the group to be quiet, and he said, "I'll inform you of one more thing." Students who choose to practice alchemy, you have good news and bad news, which one should you listen to first?"
"Mr. Professor, let's talk about the good news first!"
"The good news is that you can take half a day off earlier than other students. ”
"Oh yes!"
Just as those students who chose to practice alchemy were cheering, Professor Wood poured a basin of cold water on it: "The bad news is that the alchemy exam is half a day early, just this afternoon. ”
"Damn! I&*¥# (river crabs crawl over)"
Noon cafeteria.
Rainon and his friend Jerry were sitting together over a delicious lunch when three men approached them.
"Hey, Jerry. You're all eating here, don't you mind if we come over and squeeze in?"
"Oh, well, it's more interesting to eat with more people. With that, Renon got up and moved to the side.
The three of them were not polite, and came to sit down next to Rainon and Jerry.
Sitting to the left of Renon is a tall boy with curly brown hair, blue eyes, a tall nose and attractive corners of his mouth.
A chubby boy staggered to Jerry's right hand and slammed it down, the huge tonnage that made the whole floor tremble. Then a few dexterous figures came with a gust of fragrant breeze, and she gently came to Ruinon and sat down.
Jerry sighed helplessly and looked at the bread and salad on the plate and thought, "Why didn't she sit next to me?" Damn Rinon, you wait for me!
The names of the three people who came were: Angus Hawke, Charlie Feit, and Sarah Abraham.
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