Chapter 35: The Beauty Trick (I)
"Bang bang bang!"
In the principal's office, desks were changed four times in one day.
Principal Zhang pointed at Sun Zhi's nose and scolded: "You go to guard the warehouse for me, I can't get Li Xiaofeng, never want to come back!"
The director of foreign affairs was suddenly demoted to a warehouse manager, Sun Zhi's tears flowed wildly, and he promised in a loud voice: "Don't worry, principal, there are still midterm exams, final exams, and actual combat exercises, I will definitely be able to fire Li Xiaofeng, I will definitely be able to!"
"Okay, you move the office to the warehouse. After venting his anger a little, the headmaster didn't want to give up his henchmen completely.
The high salary and heavy job were barely kept, and after Sun Zhi thanked Dade, he took the Foreign Affairs Office and three subordinates to the warehouse.
The four heads immediately gathered together, and in a cloud of dust, began to discuss the "plan to get rid of Li".
At the same time, in the Sancai Hall, a group of officers were also changing desks.
President Mao Chao's expression was more restrained than that of the principal, and his gloomy cheeks tore Qian Dasheng's application for membership to shreds.
"President, since you have no chance to come for a while, you should come soft. ”
Wang Feng, the first officer, stepped forward to offer advice, and after a whisper, he said proudly: "The school rules do not allow private fights, but it doesn't say that you are not allowed to catch bad guys, give the kid surnamed Li a little sweetness, he will definitely jump into the trap himself." ”
"Okay, you can arrange it, remember to be ruthless and kill him at once!"
Mao Chao breathed a sigh of relief, he had already asked twice, if he couldn't get a waste again, the seat under his butt would probably have to change owners.
On the second day of the monthly exam, the entire Imperial Capital Branch was full of joy, and Li Xiaofeng brought new joy to the students.
Qian Dasheng and Sun Zhi's performances were too hot, as long as they were not fools, they could see the strangeness, and the result was even more laughable.
Overage children have been celebrities since the first day of school, and now their fame is even louder, and before they know it, the laughter of the students has changed subtly, and in addition to ridicule, there is also a bit of amazement and admiration.
Such a waste, who has repeatedly escaped the trap of the principal, how can it not attract countless curious eyes, as well as laughter that is afraid that the world will not be chaotic.
Many people want to know what the principal will do next, and more people want to see what kind of good luck Li Xiaofeng will rely on next time.
After the monthly exam, the worst waste got away with it, and a dozen ordinary freshmen rolled up their bedding rolls and bid farewell to their short student career.
First-year students have finally taken off the rookie title and have more freedom to choose between classes in the classroom, in the gymnasium, or in the dormitory.
Li Xiaofeng was warped after half a class, his mana level was too low, far from keeping up, and it was in vain to listen to it.
As for the gymnasium, he just glanced at the door, then turned and left.
When it comes to the actual combat experience of dealing with insects and beasts, these teachers who have never been on the battlefield add up, and they are not qualified to lift shoes for him.
After wandering around, Li Xiaofeng returned to his dormitory and continued to retreat to create "iron pot" materials.
A week later, he finally walked out of the house, not because his cultivation was complete, but because his food stock was exhausted.
The inventory in the wormhole has deteriorated, and he doesn't want to be slaughtered by the school, the only way is to find Xiao Liuli, who has a small face and a big belly, besides, the little girl does owe him a big meal.
Knocking on the door to meet everything was normal, and the little girl was extremely bold, without the slightest intention of cheating.
Two classmates, one older and one younger, walked on campus, and the over-age children soon had different feelings.
There were still people who despised him, but more of them were sympathetic smiles, and inexplicable encouraging glances, and a beautiful girl who smiled at him.
Li Xiaofeng trembled all over, and subconsciously wanted to speed away, but unexpectedly, Xiao Liuli pulled his sleeve hard.
"You're really afraid of women, giggle......"
"Nonsense, aren't you a woman, when have I ever been afraid of you. ”
An excellent warrior must not expose his weaknesses, and in order to prove that he is not afraid of women, Li Xiaofeng took a big step forward with great courage and looked at the little girl at close range.
Xiao Liuli was high-spirited, but she didn't listen to the command in her mind, and suddenly remembered the scene when she rode on Li Xiaofeng.
The victory or defeat of the battle was between the first line, the enemy was weak, and Li Xiaofeng immediately became arrogant.
Seeing that Xiao Liuli was about to lose her head, she suddenly blinked her eyes and said with a strange smile: "The girl who smiled at you is here." ”
Li Xiaofeng didn't believe it at first, but the aroma behind him became stronger and stronger, and there were soft footsteps.
He looked back, and the beautiful girl from before really came over, not only smiling, but also shy and timid in her eyes, and affectionate, "Hello Li Xiaofeng, I'm Wu ...... in the second grade."
Oh my god, youkai!
Before the other party finished saying his name, Li Xiaofeng had already stumbled and fled into the distance, leaving only a wisp of smoke and dust, blocking the "monster's" admiring sight.
"Giggle......
Xiao Liuli leaned forward and leaned back, and Ouyang Qianli in the dark also had trembling facial features, only the girl surnamed Wu was stunned, and no matter how advanced cosmetics were, she couldn't cover her blue face.
The picture flashed, Li Xiaofeng sat in the box of the school cafeteria, eating and drinking.
Xiao Liuli, the unjust boss, is particularly competent, not only ordering a large table of famous dishes, but also barely moving chopsticks, watching Li Xiaofeng gobble up alone, it seems to be a kind of happiness.
She hadn't forgotten the previous scene, and teased: "That girl heard that she was a famous beauty in the second grade, and people took a fancy to you, aren't you happy......?"
Li Xiaofeng's response was to roll his eyes, and then continue to gobble up, and finally asked innocently, "Who are you talking about?"
The amnesia trick was used in the right place this time, Xiao Liuli not only did not get angry, but smiled extremely brightly, and then happily changed the topic.
"Big brother, which club are you going to join?"
"Clubs, do we have an underworld in our school?"
The little girl was amused again, and sighed weakly: "It's a student club, we are no longer freshmen, according to the school rules, we must become a member of the club within a year." ”
"It's not the underworld, I thought I could collect protection money, alas. ”
Li Xiaofeng shook his head in disappointment while picking up vegetables, and then took a big bite and killed a chicken leg.
Xiao Liuli saw that Li Xiaofeng didn't care, her double ponytails shook left and right, and she told Li Xiaofeng with great interest about the common sense that everyone in the world knows, but Li Xiaofeng doesn't understand.
There are many peculiarities about Imperial College, but the most peculiar thing is its club system, which is not only mandatory, but also the way for students to survive.
A lot of weird school rules are related to clubs, and in the world of imperial schools, without a club background, it is definitely difficult to move an inch.
It can be said that Imperial College is a consortium of major clubs, and the annual graduation competition is a decisive battle between large clubs.