When a sturdy straight man dresses as a feminine young palace master Verse 1
Name: When a sturdy straight man dresses as a feminine young palace master
Author: Ruri Drunken Moon
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The young master of Hehuan Palace is soft and delicate, and he has a crush on the abstinent and ruthless Yunxiao Jun for many years.
Xie Wei, the chief instructor of the Huaguo Ability Bureau, woke up from sleep and directly dressed as this young master.
Looking at the person on the other side who slowly drew his sword and had cold eyes, Xie Wei felt in his heart: "! ”
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Yunxiaojun was scratched by the demon beast, Xie Wei tore his clothes irritably, "It's all men, do you think Lao Tzu will take advantage of you?" I don't want to die! ”
Yunxiaojun slowly put down the hand blocking his clothes and gave him a cold look.
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Encountering the enemy, Xie Wei sneered, and rushed forward with a big knife heavier than his body with a thin body, "This is a real man's battle!" Readily! ”
Yun Xiaojun looked at the slender sword in his hand and fell silent.
Then a sword flattened half of the mountain.
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Dressed up, obviously a beautiful face and a peugeot figure in the prosperous era, but with messy clothes and a chicken nest head that can't be taken care of, Xie Wei took out a big knife irritably: "I want to wear a vest and cut my hair!" ”
Yunxiaojun couldn't bear it anymore, took out a comb and clothes, "Sit down, I'll come!" ”
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was slandered by others, Yunxiao Jun stood in front of him, was pushed away by Xie Wei, domineeringly thrust the big knife into the ground, and snorted, "Come on, if you don't accept it, you will fight until you are convinced, and the master will fight with you today!" ”
Yunxiaojun: Oops! Heart-pounding feeling!
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Later, Yun Xiaojun found an opportunity to confess to Xie Wei: "I like you." ”
Xie Wei smiled heartily, "I like you too, brother!" ”
Yunxiaojun: "??? ”
Xie Wei: "We will be good brothers for life!" ”
Yunxiaojun: "......"
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The temperament of the young master of Hehuan Palace has changed greatly, he used to be bewitching and squeamish, but he suddenly became fierce, wild and a little rough, his clothes were tattered and his head was on the chicken nest, which was a waste of that prosperous beauty.
Yun Xiaojun took out the things in the space ring with an indifferent face:
Xie Wei's hundreds of hair crowns, Xie Wei's hundreds of clothes, Xie Wei's bathing utensils, Xie Wei's beard knife, Xie Wei's nail clippers, and so on......
And then the crowd found out—
The young master of the Hehuan Palace became ...... Tut! It's kind of charming.
The beauty of the prosperous age, the Peugeot figure, the strong straight man, the vs ruthless, abstinence, indifference, pampering, and superior attack
The beauty is rough and the heart is attacked by the external abstinence and the internal sullenness
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A few things that must be said:
1. Shuangjie, no children, there is a deputy cp
2. Affected by visual literature, attacked by the Soviet Union, and affected by the beauty of the prosperous world
3. Atypical cool text, there is love and hate, tears and coolness, it depends on the caution of pure cool text
Content tags: Strong Qiang Tianzhi Zi Through Time and Space Xianxia Xiuzhen Drama
Search keywords: protagonist: Xie Wei, Si Kun ┃ Supporting role: Kong Wei, Que Yin, Feng Yuankun, Little Demon Whale ┃ Others: Crossing, Phoenix
One sentence introduction: I am biao but I am beautiful
Idea: Not everyone is doing the right thing, and you must have your own judgment
Brief review of the work:
The chief instructor of the Huaguo Ability Bureau, Xie Wei, woke up and dressed as a soft and delicate young master of the Hehuan Palace. This young palace master has been secretly in love with Yunxiao Jun of the Ten Thousand Swords Sect for a long time, relying on his prosperous beauty to seduce him several times, and even had bad intentions, and was chased and killed by the angry Yunxiao Jun for thousands of miles. Xie Wei encountered this situation as soon as he wore it, and his life was in danger, Xie Wei couldn't explain it and did it directly with a big knife.
The characters in this work are vivid and vivid, and there are many cute things, and the themes of family, friendship, and love are discussed from shallow to deep. The combination of feelings and plot, there is a youthful spirit between the lines. The characters in the text dare to love and hate, have tears and coolness, the emotional development is hilarious, and the protagonist's life experience and the secrets behind the cultivation world are even more suspenseful, and Su Shuang is combined. The plot reversals are addictive, and there is no lack of funny sand sculpture subplots to spice up the mood, which is unexpected and reasonable, and it is a climactic work.
Chapter 1
"Little junior brother, be careful!"
Xie Wei's consciousness was still hazy, and suddenly someone picked him up by the back collar and threw it aside, making him stunned.
He held the ground with one hand and shook his head in a trance, and the fragments of broken memories in his mind surged, making his already vague consciousness even more ignorant.
"Yunxiaojun...... Yunxiaojun, look at me......"
Who? Who's talking?
"Yunxiaojun, am I not beautiful? If you don't look at me, don't you dare to look at it? Are you afraid that you will fall in love with me when you see me? ”
Who is so shameless?
"Yunxiao Jun, my Hehuan technique is unparalleled in the world, you and I have double cultivation, and we will definitely be able to help you break through the Mahayana and reach the peak!"
You're so good, why do you still beg others, don't you love yourself at all?
Xie Wei snorted sullenly, the intense headache finally passed, and the hazy world in front of him began to gradually become clear.
He opened his eyes in a trance, and found that his mouth was constantly moving, and a series of unfamiliar words blurted out uncontrollably from his mouth:
"Yunxiaojun, I love you!"
The voice is lingering and compassionate, impassioned, how beautiful it is, how poignant it is, how poignant it is, it is simply a strong and sincere love, people are moved when they hear it, dogs are moved when they hear it, and it is not too much to cry ghosts and gods in shock.
And this love comes from himself...... of the mouth.
Xie Wei: "......"
Miscellaneous...... What's the situation?
The 26-year singleness of labor and management has not ended, where does the sincere love come from?
At this time, he suddenly felt the temperature around him drop rapidly, and a cold killing machine rushed up from the tail vertebrae, stabbing his scalp numb, and the stress reaction made him instantly look up at the source of the killing machine.
A meter away stood a man in a black robe, with long black hair half-tied and half-draped, his facial features were sharp and cold, at first glance he was a decisive person to kill, his face was as handsome as a god, but his expression was not very good-looking, a pair of cold star-like eyes looked at him coldly, and the murderous intent in his eyes was almost overflowing.
He held a transparent and slender sword in one hand to maintain the slashing motion towards him, but the air was entangled in a purple ribbon, and the other hand pulled the hem of his own half to prevent it from being ripped off.
Why pull the hem of your clothes?
Xie Wei looked in the direction of the hem of his clothes...... His hand, where he was clutching another piece of clothing, was still pasted with a wet mark on the hem, and according to the wet touch on his face, he was completely sure that this trace came from his own ...... Tear.
Xie Wei: "......"
Before he could figure out what was going on, the powerful nerve reflex had already made him let go of the hem of his clothes first, and a man who rolled around to avoid the dangerous man in black as fast as he could, knelt on one leg and propped up one leg in front of his eyes, and as soon as his mind moved, a flame ignited in his palm, and the other hand quickly picked up the only thing that could be used as a weapon nearby on the ground...... A stone.
A series of quick and capable movements was a standard defensive stance, a powerful instinct that he had honed as a fire-type aderic from several battles among the alien beasts.
"Little junior brother, you finally feel the danger, it's not easy!"
A soft voice sounded on the other side, followed by a series of fierce fights, the man in black and the owner of the purple ribbon on one side made a few moves at a very fast speed, the strange thing is that they did not use their aura, but they separated again in a short moment, and a figure in purple fell in front of him in an instant, opposing the person opposite in a protective posture.
Xie Wei looked up, the purple-clothed figure was long and graceful, the makeup on his face was delicate and gorgeous, and the nobility and charm were perfectly combined...... There is a less obvious Adam's apple.
The elder brother of Hehuan Palace, the purple charm clothes, is a big man who likes to wear women's clothes; The person opposite is Si Kun, the head of the Criminal Trial Division of the Ten Thousand Swords Sect, and the Dao name is Yunxiao Jun, also known as the Criminal Monarch, and the cultivation is combined.
Xie Wei's mind suddenly flashed the information of these two people.
Purple Meiyi unfolded one hand to protect Xie Wei, looked at the person opposite with a smile, and said, "My little junior brother is not sensible, I will take it back to the palace to discipline more, Yunxiao Jun doesn't have to kill them all, right?" ”
Si Kun's face sank like water, and with a twist of his wrist, he shaved off the hem of the clothes that Xie Wei had caught, and he looked at the person opposite coldly, the long sword in his hand flickered, and he obviously didn't want to stop.
He said coldly: "Waste his hands, I will not pursue this matter anymore." ”
The purple charm squinted, and the purple ribbon held between her arms slowly bent into a snake-like form.
Just when the atmosphere was stagnant to the extreme, Xie Wei suddenly gasped, and blurted out an uncontrollable low scolding, "! ”
The corners of Zi Meiyi's mouth twitched, and Si Kun's eyes became colder.
Xie Wei didn't care about them, he was really scorched by the memories that suddenly poured into his mind.
The original owner of this body is also called Xie Wei, he is the young palace master of Hehuan Palace, he is delicate and soft on weekdays, he hides when he encounters trouble, he does not have the posture of a young palace master, and he is not less despised, but he likes the criminal trial master of the Ten Thousand Swords Sect - Yunxiao Jun Si Kun.
The original owner's favorite thing to do is to seduce Si Kun with his own worldly appearance, the means can be called to do everything he can to tempt him, Si Kun saw it and threw it, the original owner saw that he couldn't get anyone, and simply drugged Si Kun directly three days ago, but the medicine was not successful, but finally provoked Si Kun to run out of patience and run thousands of miles to chase and kill the original owner.
The original owner ran into the wilderness in a panic, and encountered a flame tiger beast in the infancy stage on the way, and sprayed the original owner of the Jindan period to death with a mouthful of fire.
Xie Wei: "......"
Ge Laozi! If you hang up, hang up, what's the matter with him! He just had a good night's sleep, and he provoked anyone, why did he have to wear it in this body!
And to like a man?
Thinking of the series of astonishing quotations that came out of his mouth when he just regained consciousness, Xie Wei's scalp was numb, goosebumps rose all over, and a cold shiver came out.
He, the straight man of steel, is in danger, and it is impossible for him to think anything wrong about men in this life!
He stood up and looked at Si Kun not far away, and said solemnly: "I was dead yesterday, and I have been reborn today, don't worry, I'm not interested in you anymore, I promise that I won't appear in your sight again in the future, I can swear, I will never love Yunxiao Jun Si Kun from today, and I won't be a human being if I violate me!" ”
Purple Meiyi smiled and sighed, "Being able to bend and stretch is worthy of being my little junior brother, but you have made this oath countless times, and this desire to capture it no longer works for him." ”
Xie Wei: "......"
Si Kun's star-like eyes were still staring at him, and the indifferent look was obviously unbelieving, and there was even a kind of sarcasm and disdain that he was accustomed to, and a deep disgust.
His thin lips lifted slightly, it was a very shallow and faint smile, but it was so cold that it made people feel creepy.
Xie Wei couldn't help but burst into foul language, why could he be thought to be playing with his desires to make an oath?