When a sturdy straight man dresses as a feminine young palace master Verse 9

Si Kun and Kong Wei glanced at each other, and at this moment, these two enemies who didn't like each other actually had a thought at the same time: they must not let him know who they were!

Kong Wei immediately followed the example of a peacock cub and rolled and roared sharply: "If you let go of me, I'll beat him to death!" Who says we're good brothers? Our enmity is as deep as the sea! ”

Si Kun couldn't learn his scoundrel appearance, so he held it for a long time, his face turned red, and said, "...... Let go, I'll kill him! ”

Xie Wei looked at this, and then at that.

He knew that the demon beast cub had been able to speak since he was a child, so he was not surprised, and he had such a guess when he saw the two children hugging each other.

He took a deep breath and asked, "Are you two going to fight to the end?" ”

One person and one bird nodded at the same time, "Yes!" ”

Xie Wei: "Not negotiable?" ”

One Man and One Bird: "Yes! ”

Xie Wei nodded, put them on the bed with their backs up, pressed their backs, and asked one last time, "Is there really any possibility of reconciliation?" ”

One person and one bird have a little bad premonition, but they have to send it when the arrow is on the string, and they have already pretended to be stubborn children, and they say categorically: "Yes! ”

Xie Wei took a deep breath and nodded, "Okay." ”

Then they felt that their bodies were frozen in place by a huge spiritual power, and they couldn't move.

The uneasiness in the hearts of the two children suddenly climbed to the top.

That's when ......

"Smack!"

Si Kun was stunned.

Kong Wei was also stunned.

Xie Wei slapped the two children's butts lightly, "What hatred can't be dissolved at a young age, you have to die, ah?" ”

"Smack!"

"Isn't it good to live well? Shouldn't life be cherished if it's so beautiful? It's all wounded, it's not good to take care of, and it's still here to die or live, and there's so much energy that you can't consume, right? Yes? ”

"Smack!"

"I knew you were so good at tossing, why did I bother to save you? Isn't it good to let you be eaten by monsters? ”

"Smack!"

"Make trouble for me again, be careful that I beat you!"

"Smack!"

Xie Wei clapped his palms, stood up and looked at the two children who were stunned on the bed, and snorted coldly, "Come out and eat!" ”

With that, he turned around domineeringly and walked away.

The shackles that bound the two children disappeared in an instant.

One person and one bird were stunned for a long time, and slowly reacted to the fact that he had just been beaten there by the goods, and an unprecedented sense of shame suddenly surged into his heart.

Never been ...... when you grew so big No, only one person has been spanked in the ass!

Kong Wei was a more noisy person who couldn't help it, and immediately ran out screaming, "Ahhhhhh ”

Si Kun's face turned red, he straightened out the messy clothes on his body, and finally couldn't bear it anymore, took off his tattered coat, and walked out step by step with a black face wearing only a relatively intact middle coat.

Revenge, revenge!

Spanking ...... The matter of the buttocks, I can't bear it!

After half a column of incense.

In a small courtyard.

The two noisy children were tied to a pillar with ropes, and a stone table was placed in front of them, on which were placed grilled fish, barbecued meat, stewed soup, rice, and stir-fried vegetables.

Xie Wei was holding a large bowl and was eating it with relish.

Although he ate quickly, his movements did not appear rude, and he could see that he was well educated, and his voice was not loud, but his expression was ...... It's so fragrant!

Si Kun and Kong Wei glanced at each other as if they were not pleasing to each other, and deliberately did not look at the sumptuous meal on the tableβ€”don't think that this will tempt us to admit defeat, it is absolutely impossible!

"Gollum!"

The flattened belly let out a cry of protest.

Si Kun's white face was slightly red, Kong Wei was about to laugh at him, and his stomach suddenly made an untimely "gurgling" sound.

There is also one more "lur".

Kong Wei snorted angrily, buried his head in his wings, and stopped speaking.

These two are usually pampered, and it is said that they will not be moved by this ordinary food, but their bodies are damaged and urgently need to be compensated for, and Xie Wei's expression is so fragrant that they are stunned to arouse their appetite.

Xie Wei finished his meal in a few bites, put the empty bowl on the table, and looked at the two children with electric eyes.

The two children looked around without squinting, fully expressing their dislike for him.

Xie Wei looked at them for a long time, then suddenly waved his hand to untie the rope that bound the two, and pointed to the food on the table, "Let's eat." ”

The two children turned their heads to look at him, full of surprise and suspicion - how could this thing let them go so easily? Could there be some conspiracy?

Xie Wei became irritable when he saw this, and he hammered the table helplessly, "What are you doing?" Don't want to eat? The world is the biggest eater, no matter how much there is no reason for hungry children, since ancient times, children have not been educated at the dinner table, have you never heard of it? ”

He took two bowls, stood up and walked to the iron pot on the side to make soup for the child, and said, "What's the matter, I'll ...... after eating."

He turned, his voice abruptly stopped.

The peacock cub is burying its head in the bowl in front of it, eating and drinking, and I don't know how many grains of rice are stained on its feathers, and the human cub is motionless with a serious appearance, and there is a grain of rice suspiciously stained on the corner of its mouth.

Xie Wei: "......"

Xie Wei didn't squint, walked over and put the soup bowl in front of the two of them, and patted it lightly on the two plush heads.

"Eat!"

After the words fell, he went straight into the house and didn't care about them anymore.

A person and a bird suddenly raised their heads, Kong Wei shook his head, the rice grains fell off the fluff in an instant, Si Kun also wiped off the rice grains at the corners of his mouth, the two children glanced at each other, and a message was conveyed in their eyes at the same time:

This person doesn't seem to be the same as Xie Wei in their cognition.

Kong Weidao: "Snatching away? ”

Si Kun said: "I tried it with the Seven Killing Sword, but I was not taken away. ”

Kong Wei "cut", didn't believe him, turned his head to look around, saw that the courtyard door was not locked, and suddenly an idea came to his heart.

Staying here may reveal his identity at any time, so why don't you take advantage of his lack of attention and escape?

Si Kun had apparently seen the unlocked courtyard door as well.

The two children looked at each other and stretched out their paws at the same time......

"Whoosh!"

All the food on the table that could be packed and taken away was rolled up by the scourge of the two of them, and at last the two children snorted at each other, carrying a large bowl about the same size, and ran to the gate of sin at the same time.

Freedom, I'm coming!

"Ahh

Xie Wei lay on the bed leisurely, touched his nose, and said in his heart:

He planted a lot of itchy grass nearby, and he itched all over his body when he touched it, I wonder if those two children were hit?

Children or something, don't just run around.

Chapter 8

After a stick of incense.

In the empty courtyard stood two embarrassed children.

Si Kun's white middle coat was full of messy marks, scratches from blades of grass, scratches from soil and stones, white skin was a little red, his little face was also red, his fingers hung stiffly beside him and trembled slightly, and he could maintain the last stubbornness not to scratch his body.

As for Kong Wei......

This thing has already scratched the fluff on its body in a mess, probably without adult baggage, and completely turned into a cub and rubbed on the ground, while screaming miserably: "Ahhh ”

Xie Wei sat in the courtyard with two steaming large bathtubs in front of him, and rolled his eyes unceremoniously when he heard the words, "If it's itchy, go in and wash it yourself, I won't serve you!" ”

Kong Wei roared: "How can I wash you here!" ”

Xie Wei raised his eyebrows, "It's all men who are still afraid that I will look at you?" The species are all different, what are you thinking about cranky little kids? Fragile! ”

With that, he got up and walked out of the yard, and in the blink of an eye he was gone, and he didn't know what to do.

Kong Wei immediately jumped up, and rushed into the water with a "whoosh", splashing a large handful of water.

Si Kun maintained his last dignity, slowly moved step by step into the wooden barrel, and at the moment when he was soaked in hot water, he couldn't help but exhale comfortably, and then the two sword eyebrows gradually wrinkled, and the murderous aura emerged between the eyebrows.

"Ahhh Kong Wei floated on the edge of the barrel on his small wings, and the other small barrel kept splashing.

I can't complain that he is so angry.

They didn't go far, and they encountered an itchy flower blocking the road on the road, originally this flower had been expelled from a little aura, but their meridians were damaged and the dantian was locked, and they couldn't call a trace of aura, and they originally planned to force their way over to find a place with water, but the water was found, or a small river, but ......

When was the fish in the river tamed by Xie Wei, and he actually slapped them both with his tail!

They also tried to find other ways to go down the mountain, but many birds and beasts in the vicinity seemed to be tamed, and chased and intercepted them, and drove them back to the small courtyard in a daze.

Running away from home...... Fail.

Si Kun didn't speak with a calm face, thinking about one thing in his heart-

Xie Wei seems to have the ability to domesticate and manipulate animals, and he can find clues when he gets close to him since he was a child, and he has never heard of this before, and it seems to have happened suddenly.

It seems that overnight, this person has become dislike men, his strength has improved, he has the ability to tame beasts, and his personality has become much more arrogant.

If he really didn't want to get away with it, then what was the matter with letting him go to Hehuan Palace as a guest?

Si Kun thought as he washed all the itchy pollen on his body, and his skin finally stopped itching.