When a sturdy straight man dresses as a feminine young palace master Verse 30

The blue tendons on his forehead jumped suddenly, flicked his sleeves sharply, and turned to leave.

When he walked to the door, he paused, his eyes drooped slightly, and his tone was rarely gentle, "That is the seed left to me by my very important relatives, I hope you cherish it." ”

After that, as soon as he opened the door, there were two figures outside the door, which were Bai Jing and Siliu.

There was an enchantment in the house, and the two of them were stopped and didn't know what was going on in the house, and when they saw someone come out, their eyes lit up at the same time.

"Uncle Shi!"

"Uncle!"

Si Kun bowed his head lightly and said, "Open another room and go out to talk." ”

Although the two were a little curious, they nodded obediently.

The door was closed, and only Xie Wei and a bunch of spiritual objects were left in the room.

Xie Wei looked thoughtfully at the fire lotus tattoo in his palm, and sighed lightly, "Why do you have to drill into me?" It's okay now, with the white dwarf, the waist can't be straightened! ”

The fire lotus did not move, like a dead thing.

Xie Wei was helpless, ignored it for the time being, and looked at the three spiritual objects in his arms.

A foodie calf, a love brain seven killing swords, and a local chicken who owes him a debt and is dizzy.

He squinted his eyes at the calf and the Seven Killing Sword for a while, and suddenly a flash of inspiration occurred.

He seemed to know the reason why Si Kun would appear on his bed in the small courtyard.

Jian Heyu, who ran away for love, met his master in a narrow way on the bed of his old enemy, and was finally hit by his old enemy or something, Xie Wei had to laugh out loud just thinking about it.

"Poof...... It's really the unjust master and his pure unjust swordfish. ”

He smiled and shook his head, and got up to business.

Let's not talk about the local chicken.

Xie Wei first talked to the little whale about the conditions, "In this way, you listen to him, I will feed you the flame regularly, rest assured, when my cultivation is high, even if we are far apart, I can send the flame to you, and I will make sure that your belly is bulging often, what do you think?" ”

The little whale thought about it and made a condition to him, "Woo woo!" Whining! ”

It's not enough to just send fire through the air, and you have to kiss and hug and hold it high every once in a while! You have to give me a belly stroke!

Xie Wei: "...... Okay, I'll try. ”

The calf happily turned its belly and begged for a stroke.

Xie Wei looked at the Seven Killing Sword while rubbing the whale's belly, and continued to negotiate, "The Red Lotus Knife's wishes are not something I can control, but I can tell you one thing, the Red Lotus Sword hates betrayal and disobedient weapons the most. ”

The Seven Kills Sword trembled violently, as if terrified.

Xie Wei gave it a little more sugar, "But if you listen to your master, I will often ask the Red Lotus Knife to come out and play with you, whether it wants to beat you or hide from you or fall in love with you is not something I can control, so whether it can make it like you and take the initiative to come to you depends on your performance during this time." ”

The Seven Kills Sword buzzed and trembled, and suddenly flew up with a "whoosh" and rushed out of the house.

Host host host master! I'm obedient! Come and let me get out of the sheath! I can sheath it countless times a day! I'm super good!

Xie Wei snapped his fingers with a smile: "Small, it's done!" ”

The calf flapped its fins in joy, "Woo! "Long live little brother!

The corners of Xie Wei's mouth twitched, and he said in his heart: This traitor is a little obvious, and it is a miracle that you can survive to this day.

The two conditions are so simple to solve.

The local chicken watched everything from the side, and the dark little bean looked at him thoughtfully, and there was a hint of wisdom in his eyes.

It was still thinking about things, and suddenly Xie Wei turned his gaze to it, and smiled gloomily, "It's your turn, I haven't settled accounts with you about eating my seeds, steamed or braised yet?" This feather looks pretty good, and it should be very comfortable to make on the bed, right? ”

Native chicken: "......"

The feathers all over the chicken exploded, and the wings fluttered and wanted to escape, and the little whale next to it "snapped" and pumped its head with its tail, directly stunting the chicken.

Xie Wei smiled and grabbed it, "You escape, you run away again, eating my seeds is not enough to pit me once, see if you don't kill you today!" ”

"Poof!"

The heart moved at will, the red lotus knife turned into light, the sharp tip of the knife against the neck of the chicken, seeing that the knife was about to fall, the local chicken suddenly screamed sharply, "Coo, co ”

The tip of the knife stopped suddenly, then swung in a bored way, and flew to the side.

Xie Wei put the local chicken on his lap, smiled and followed its fried feathers, and pretended to soothe, "Look at what scared you, wouldn't it be good to be so well-behaved, I didn't want to go to the knife, you have to force me to go to the knife, what do you say you want?" ”

The fierce beating heart of the native chicken slowly calmed down, and when he heard this, the whole chicken suddenly felt bad, "Do you know that I opened the spiritual wisdom? ”

Xie Wei rolled his eyes, "You think I'm that stupid?" An ordinary chicken was able to escape from my hands and steal something from a disciple of the Royal Beast Sect? ”

The local chicken shouted, "I didn't steal their things, they just want to catch me!" Because I ......"

It paused.

Xie Wei said the reason for it, "Because you have a relationship with Qingluan." ”

The local chicken was shocked!

The feathers on its whole body exploded instantly, staring at Xie Wei vigilantly, squinting at Xiaodou's eyes and saying, "How do you know!?" ”

Xie Wei looked at it like a fool, and said slowly: "If you could have behaved less aggressively when we talked about Qingluan just now, maybe I wouldn't have guessed it." ”

Native chicken: "......"

! Sloppy!

Xie Wei put it aside, stretched, lay back on the bed, and said lightly: "Do you want to say or not, say anything, it's your freedom, I don't interfere with you, I just need you to return my Tianmi Valley Grain, that thing is one of ten high-grade spirit stones, I am going to exchange it with Qingluan for flames, why do you have to give me something of equal value?" ”

The native chicken held back for a long time, and said slowly: "Actually, that grain is only ten high-grade spirit stones in the Imperial Beast Sect...... A pound. ”

Xie Wei suddenly opened his eyes and sat up, "What! ”

The native chicken said quietly: "And if it wants to eat, it will be available at any time, and it is not so precious, it is not worth it to exchange for flames." ”

Xie Wei was stunned.

Tuji nodded deeply and gave him the strongest blow, "Yes, you were deceived, and you were deceived very badly." ”

Xie Wei: "......"

Xie Wei felt a little out of breath.

The little whale was shocked, and immediately pounced on him, slapping his chest with its fins to give him relief, "Woo woo! ”

Cheer up, little brother! You'll have to find something else that Qingluan likes!

I don't have any spirit stones!

Xie Wei rolled his eyes and was completely dizzy.

Chapter 23

In the morning, Si Kun and Bai Jing Si Liu had dinner on the first floor.

Because of Si Kun, a person who is not bad at spirit stones and pays attention to food and clothing, this inn has already been completely chartered by him, and there are only three of them upstairs and downstairs, This breakfast is also luxurious, although the amount is small, but everything is exquisite.

The three of them were eating in silence, and suddenly a small whale floated down from upstairs, flew slowly to the dining table, "woo" and ate their share, and stretched out two fins to pick up a plate of crispy buns, and flew upstairs with their tails as if no one was around.

Siliu and Bai Jing were dumbfounded-the little demon whale has learned to stock up on food?

Si Kun frowned and said, "Come back!" ”

The little whale's tail stiffened, and he kept reversing fast, and he reached the stairs in the blink of an eye, Seeing that he was about to enter the door, Si Kun waved his sleeves, and the plate of crispy buns held by the little whale flew up and slowly fell back on the table.

The calf was so angry that it spewed a stream of fire from the whale's hole.

Si Kun said lightly: "Only fresh food is allowed, not take-out." ”

It's callous.

The calf turned around and swam back into the house with its tail wagged.

Bai Jing and Si Liu glanced at each other, and when they were still guessing who the little demon whale was bringing food to, suddenly the door opened, and the little whale flew out again, but this time there was still a person in its mouth.

The man was dressed in messy red, his long hair was a little messy, his head was lowered and was lifted in the air by the back collar of the calf, his hands were hanging lazily, and he looked like a salted fish that was unconscious.

The little whale swam slowly with its tail swinging, and it was almost as hard as it could to feed, and it was easy to fly down the stairs, and then flew forward some distance, putting the person in the only remaining seat on the table, and finally let go of its mouth, and gasped for breath next to it.

Tired of the fish!

The person on the chair seemed to have been forcibly picked up from the bed by the little whale, he had obviously just woken up, yawned in a daze, and muttered, "Little demon whale, can't you let me sleep longer?" I was so anxious last night that I didn't sleep all night......"

The voice was also thick nasal.

Si Kun frowned slightly, and the chopsticks stopped in the bowl and didn't move for a while.

Bai Jing and Si Liu glanced at each other - who is this person? It always feels a little familiar, and the uncle/uncle actually acquiesced to him and didn't drive people away?

The man in red was in a daze for a long time, and suddenly his nose moved, he keenly smelled a little fragrance, and suddenly he raised his head, and his face, which had always been hidden, was finally revealed.

Bai Jing and Siliu were shocked, and stood up at the same time and said in unison: "It's you!" ”

"Ahhhh Xie Wei didn't care about them at all, looking at the food on the table, his appetite was moving, and he was about to move the chopsticks but found that there were no dishes and chopsticks, so he simply took out a pair of chopsticks from the storage ring and consciously began to pick up the dishes.

"The breakfast is so rich, it's hard work!" He nodded his head and praised the deliciousness while not forgetting to gobble it up, picked up a bun and stuffed it into his mouth, and said with a smile, "Yunxiaojun has a heart, and he has prepared such a sumptuous meal for a little cooperation, he deserves it, he deserves it!" ”

The little whale also eased up at this time, flew to Xie Wei's side and called "woo" twice, and shook its tail "snapping", looking like it was begging for a reward.

Xie Wei said "uh-huh" twice, touched the head of the fish, "Well done!" ”

The little whale proudly raised its head and raised its tail and bent it into a prawn!

Bai Jing and Siliu were so angry that their cheeks turned red.

Bai Jing was quite calm, trying to reason with him, "This is what we ordered, there is no part of yours, please leave here!" ”

Siliu said directly: "What kind of way do you want to seduce my uncle, you bad guy?" With us today, you don't want to succeed! ”

Xie Wei nodded "mm-hmm", "Don't worry, I'll leave immediately, you guys are so amazing, I'm so scared, I will never seduce him!" ”

Listening to it, it was perfunctory, and Bai Jing and Siliu became even more angry.

Si Kun had already put down his chopsticks, he squinted his eyes, and said, "The crispy bun you just ate is one spirit stone, one crystal shrimp three spirit stones, and one Yunxiang roll five spirit stones, remember to pay the bill later." ”

Xie Wei paused, he swallowed the food in his mouth, looked at the Seven Killing Sword on his waist, and said sincerely: "Xiao Qi, I forgot to tell you that the Red Lotus Sword will also turn into a red ling, I will take it to practice martial arts nearby in a while, don't you see it?" ”