When a sturdy straight man dresses as a feminine young palace master verse 81
He lay on the messy table and whispered, "I...... I'll tell you...... At that time, His Majesty always said that he had lost some treasures...... But...... But don't say anything about treasures...... Let's just look for ...... At one point, it's a red ...... The chicks...... ...... for a while And again...... It's a golden bird...... In exchange for the ...... You...... You say it's funny, it's not funny......"
Xie Wei slammed the table and said indignantly: "He...... He's a fool! ”
Kong Wei smiled in a daze: "Just ...... It is! Fortunately...... I...... I was ...... at that time. It's only three years old! Still...... I don't need ...... Go...... Find it, just ...... I'm with you...... Stay in my treasure land...... Look at them...... Blind...... Blind work......"
He waved his hand, "No...... No more...... I'm ...... I have to ...... Sleep...... Sleep for a while...... Drunk...... Drunk ......"
Before he finished speaking, he closed his eyes, snored directly, his body was weak, and he slid off the table like noodles, and when he slipped down, his arm accidentally overturned a plate of vegetables, and fell on him with a "pop", and the vegetable residue seasoning spilled all over.
Kong Wei was unconscious and fell asleep.
Xie Wei pointed at him and laughed, "You can't do it, haha...... Your clothes are dirty, change ...... Change your body to ......"
He staggered to his feet, walked to Kong Wei's side with one foot deep and one foot shallow, and grabbed his clothes with one hand and pulled them up at will.
Seeing this scene, Si Kun's eyelids jumped wildly, and the uncomfortable feeling in his heart became more and more severe.
Dare you dislike my dozen layers of torn clothes and don't change them for me, so don't you dislike other people's dirty clothes full of vegetable residues, seasonings and wine?
My clothes aren't cleaner than his?
Xie Wei was puzzled while tugging, "How do you take it off...... Why are you still wearing a skirt, it's hard to die, count...... Forget it, I'll find someone to change it for you......"
He turned around and was about to leave, but he bumped into a person with a "bang", and his already unstable body shook for a while, and he was about to fall.
A hand caught him quickly.
Xie Wei was dizzy for a moment, but quickly recovered, raised his eyes, and crashed into a dark and deep ocean.
He laughed in a trance, "It's you......"
Seeing that he was drunk, Si Kun didn't seem to be very conscious, his lips moved, and he called him tentatively, "Xie Wei?" You okay? ”
Xie Wei shook his head honestly, "Faint ......"
Si Kun paused, maybe Xie Wei's dizzy appearance at the moment was too much to lower people's vigilance, Si Kun was a little bolder, he was silent for a long time, and slightly revealed the words in his heart.
He said, "I don't mind if you change my clothes, I won't misunderstand you." ”
Xie Wei let out an "ah" and looked at him blankly.
Si Kun was silent, and this time he paused for a while before speaking, and finally revealed his true thoughts, "...... So you shouldn't be...... Hate me, huh? ”
Xie Wei shook his head, "Dislike...... Not really. ”
Si Kun breathed a sigh of relief.
Xie Wei said again: "But I think ...... You might be getting one thing wrong......"
Si Kun's heart tightened and he looked down at him.
Xie Wei said with a serious face, "...... It's not that you don't mind me, it's that I kind of mind you. ”
He blinked and smiled slightly.
"Because your clothes are so hard to wear."
Eight layers inside and eight layers outside the clothes of beauty and cleanliness, such as Si Kun: "......"
…… My fault?
Chapter 51
Si Kun hugged Xie Wei, and was very serious about whether to simply throw this person to the ground.
This reason is too ...... It's unacceptable.
Si Kun remembered it later, it seemed that Xie Wei was not very good at wearing clothes, that time just teaching him to comb his hair made his scalp hurt for a long time, Kong Wei taught him to wear clothes so much that his voice was split, and he was just barely dressed.
In the face of the more complicated and layered clothes on his body, Xie Wei probably couldn't start.
It doesn't seem so unacceptable to think about it......
Wait, as a peacock who also loves beauty, Kong Wei's clothes don't seem to be complicated than him, right?
So it's still ...... Dislike him?
Si Kun looked down at the person in his arms, a little unable to accept this reason.
One day, the person he had disliked for a long time finally stopped disliking him, and when he finally became friends, the other party began to dislike him again.
Heaven is a good reincarnation, and the sky forgives whom.
Mixed feelings.
Xie Wei pushed him and said, "You...... Let go, I still have to ...... I have to find someone...... Change the clothes of this stupid peacock. ”
Si Kun was ruthless, "He doesn't need to change. ”
Xie Wei glared at him, "Then you need it?"
Si Kun: "......"
If you don't mind, I can need it......
Xie Wei: "Then you go to your disciple to change." ”
Si Kun: "......"
Xie Wei struggled a few times, pushed Si Kun away, and stepped on a soft step and went out.
Si Kun followed behind him with a complicated expression.
Xie Wei staggered out the door, just when he saw Lu Yanzhao running in front of him, he hurriedly grabbed him, and pointed to Kong Wei, who was sleeping in the courtyard, "Hemp...... Excuse me, Senior Brother Lu...... Give him a change of clothes, lift ...... Raise the bed...... Settle in. ”
Lu Yanzhao was taken aback when he saw him like this, "Little junior brother, are you drunk?" ”
Xie Wei let out an "ah", "Momentary excitement...... Drink too much......"
Lu Yanzhao couldn't cry or laugh, "Okay, okay, I'll settle you down, you can sleep too, look at this drunk." ”
Xie Wei shook his head and said, "No, I'm ...... I've got something to do, you...... Hiccup~ You go and settle him first. ”
Lu Yanzhao was helpless, and when he saw Si Kun who came out later, a playful and ridiculous smile appeared on his face for a moment.
He blinked and smiled, "Okay, you guys go get busy, I'll clean it up for you." ”
Xie Wei let out an "oh", didn't think much about it, and staggered to the next door again.
Dad and the demon king should have communicated their feelings, and it is time to start clearing the backlash, he has to go over and take a look.
Si Kun watched him walk from behind.
Then I saw Xie Wei stop in front of an old tree outside the wall of Xuanyue Palace.
Then I stepped on the relatively gentle body of the old tree.
And then ......
"Bang!"
Unsurprisingly, it fell.
Si Kun stretched out a hand to catch him with a numb face, and said, "...... You can go through the main entrance. ”
Xie Wei: "...... This...... It's fast here. ”
Si Kun sighed, picked the person up horizontally, jumped over the wall, put the person on the ground again, and handed him a pill, "It's for hangover, eat it." ”
Xie Wei let out an "oh", stretched out his hand to take it, and threw it into his mouth, and suddenly a cool breath slid from his throat into his body, and the whole person felt a refreshing and cool breath from the inside out, and his mind was finally completely sobered up by the drunkenness.
He shook his head, patted his cheek, and after the restart, the whole person was refreshed, and turned his head to Si Kun and smiled, "Thank you." ”
Si Kun breathed a sigh of relief.
It's sober.
Xie Wei turned around and walked to the door of the main hall and knocked on the door, "Dad, have you started?" ”
With a "squeak", the door was opened, and there was nothing in front of him.
Xie Wei blinked.
Suddenly, his foot was pecked, and a vicious voice sounded, "Here! Where do you look? ”
Xie Wei slowly lowered his head and met a pair of fiery red eyes.
A turkey with messy and uneven feathers stood there with its wings crossed, swearing sovereignty with dignity, "This is my territory, you go out!" ”
Xie Wei was silent, pulled it away with his foot, and walked straight in.
Didn't even look at him.
The turkey was angry, chased after him and hung on his lap, and said angrily: "Don't go in!" This is the territory of the elders, why are you so blind? That's what your dad usually taught you? There is no respect for the elders! Disrespectful to elders! You're just as nasty as your father! ”
Xie Wei paused and looked down at him, "Do you know who my father is?" ”
Turkey was right, "This king doesn't know, but this king knows that he hunts and kills his cubs, and he's an annoying garbage father!" ”
Xie Wei nodded deeply, "You're right. ”
Turkey: "??? ”
This...... I'm a little embarrassed to suddenly approve of myself.
The turkey was stunned, but quickly came back to his senses, and said menacingly: "Don't think that if you please this king, this king can let you in, this is the king's territory, this king will not let you in at will, and your father will definitely not agree!" ”
"Cub, get him out and you come in."
A familiar voice suddenly sounded from the inner sanctum.
The corners of Xie Wei's lips hooked, and he looked down at the turkey, "Okay." ”
The turkey froze.
The turkey was lifted by the back of his neck, and he was carried all the way out of the door like a chicken, and smiled slightly, "Good luck." ”
Then he closed the door with a "bang" and went back to the house.
Turkey: "......"
The turkey was so angry that he slammed the door with his wings, howling and smashing, "Que Yin, you can't do this, we will stay for a day, why do you let your cubs in!" He's obviously ruining our relationship, you have to have the ability to distinguish right from wrong, you can't let his conspiracy succeed, he has Si Kun that kid taken care of why he still bothered us......"