When a sturdy straight man dresses as a feminine young palace master Section 207
And wherever calligraphy and paintings are sold, the city is bustling, and everyone is still clamoring to squeeze forward, grabbing the spirit stone, for fear that they will be one step behind others, and the crazy energy is really like some magic barrier.
And the boss smiled and handed over calligraphy and paintings while collecting the spirit stone, and his hand was weak when he received it, and he looked around from time to time, as if he was observing something.
A young man who had just come to Tianwei City didn't understand much, and asked the person next to him, "Mingzun painted it himself?" Written by Yunxiaojun himself? But I think the foundation of this calligraphy and painting is just average, such a great character, the work must carry the power of the law, how can it be so ordinary? β
When everyone around him listened, they all showed a faint smile that you know and I understand.
A sturdy man smiled: "Little brother, I don't understand, the big guys know that it must not be done by those two, after all, no one is a fool, how can the boss say whatever it is, we just bought this calligraphy and painting." β
The young man tilted his head and wondered, "Is a pair of calligraphy and paintings so expensive?" If you know it, why do you want to buy it? β
The man was just about to say something, and suddenly there was a sky-breaking shout from the end of the streetβ
"The city guards are here! The city guards are here! β
As soon as these words fell, the whole stall fell silent in an instant.
Then, everyone "swooped" to reveal a spacious road in the center, and the three bosses who sold calligraphy and paintings moved extremely skillfully to put everything into the storage ring, and their feet moved, and their figures flashed, only a blink of an eye, and there seemed to be a flash of wind in front of them, and then look closely, these three people have completely disappeared.
At this time, there was a noise at the end of the street, and a few voices were faintly heard.
"Let's go! Let's Jean! The city guards enforce the law, and the idlers disperse! β
"Oh, what are you doing in such a hurry, come on, my stall is full of freshly picked spirit fruits, and I will send you a few to eat."
"It's been hard work, my freshly fried cakes are still hot, come on, eat something!"
"Let's Jean! Good intentions, we don't want it! You're welcome to get in the way any longer! β
"Whatever is fierce, let it go, see what you can catch."
The young man looked curiously, and saw a group of young men wearing white clothes and light veils and wearing long swords at their waists rushing through the crowd and walking over, and unsurprisingly found that the three stalls had long been gone.
With a warm smile on everyone's faces, they all stretched out their hands and pointed, "There! β
Boy: "......"
Castle Guard: "......"
Seeing that the direction they were pointing to was chaotic, covering the south, east, west, north, earth, and even water, one person unreliably coaxed, "I saw a man jumping into the well, you might as well go to the well to find it!" β
The white cheeks of the guards were flushed with anger, and one of the younger ones stretched out his finger and pointed at them, and exclaimed, "You guys...... You guys...... You did it on purpose! How many times have you been hindering us from arresting people, I don't know if His Royal Highness Mingzun doesn't like others to sell his portraits? β
The sturdy man took a step forward and said with a smile: "What did the little brother say, we are so enthusiastic, we will give you the Lingguo cake and show you the direction, but we really don't remember which way they went, the exercise is really weird, and it will disappear when it blends into the wind, maybe they have turned around in all directions, how can you blame us?" β
The man was about to argue something, but was interrupted by a gesture from the leader.
"Split up and look for it, you must catch someone today!"
The crowd replied, "Yes!" β
So the group of people dispersed in a "whoost", blended into the crowd and disappeared, thinking that they were chasing the man.
The young man who had just come to Tianwei City suddenly realized, "Oh, it turns out that they are hiding from the city guards, no wonder they have been looking east and west, but why didn't His Highness Mingzun let him sell his picture?" β
The stout man suddenly showed a meaningful smile.
He took a step back, made a big salute to the sky, and at some point there were three more sticks of incense in his hand, and said with a solemn face: "Mingzun is above, His Royal Highness Xie Mingzun will save the world, His Royal Highness Xie Mingzun will annihilate the villains, and His Royal Highness Xie Mingzun will support the Heavenly Dao!" These three incense sticks are offered, may His Royal Highness Mingzun bless me and be able to chase my beloved fairy in the future! β
The young man looked at it and got goosebumps for some reason, always feeling that this scene was too formal.
Although this salute was not done to him, just looking at the scene was enough for him to feel awkward.
The big man straightened up, and the smile on the corner of his mouth became even more pleasant when he saw him with such an expression.
The others also showed a tacit smile and made fun of him-
"Think about it, what if he saluted the portrait of His Highness Mingzun, and His Highness Mingzun happened to be watching from the side?"
"Think about it again, what if he saluted His Highness Mingzun, and His Highness Mingzun looked at him face to face?"
"Think about it again, what if many people salute His Highness Mingzun like this, and His Highness Mingzun can see it?"
Boy: "......"
He instantly felt a numb scalp and an embarrassment that he wanted to burrow into the cracks in the ground.
The crowd burst into laughter.
Dahan smiled: "You guessed right, every word we say to the portrait of Mingzun, as long as he is willing, he can hear it, not only can he hear it, but he can even see it, so he forbids everyone to buy and sell his portrait, but to worship his portrait is to worship the way of heaven, which can help him grow his cultivation and become an immortal as soon as possible, we all want to offer as much as possible." β
Everyone laughed.
"That's it, no matter how embarrassed and embarrassed you are, at most you can endure it, we are helping him already fit the avenue."
"Alas, it's just that there are too few portraits, unless you run away and get home, ordinary people can't run away from those city guards."
"That's the disciples of the Ten Thousand Swords Sect who have come to practice, who can outrun them."
"Not to mention, now everyone knows that the phoenix and the dragon are symbols of auspiciousness, even if they are hung at home, they are also auspicious, who doesn't want it, I can't wait to hoard it for thousands of sheets!"
"Moreover, such a feat of saving the world, who doesn't admire it, this Ten Thousand Swords Sect didn't give us a chance to express our hearts, no, we can only buy a few pictures to express our excitement."
"No, this is a great wish for immortality! My generation cultivates immortals, but it is just for immortality, the pursuit of the Great Dao, this was a pipe dream in the past, and now it can be realized, thanks to His Royal Highness Mingzun, I can't wait to rush to the Ten Thousand Swords Sect to kowtow to him, and buying a few pictures is already the result of trying my best to control it. β
"Alas, I don't know when the Ten Thousand Swords Sect will be able to withdraw this ban, it's really too embarrassing for me to wait."
ββ¦β¦β
Everyone chattered here, and the young man listened, and a trace of longing gradually welled up in his eyes.
Your Highness......
I really want to see the demeanor of such a character.
It's sure to be unforgettable.
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His Royal Highness Mingzun, who is unforgettable, can't wait to dig a pit and bury himself at this moment.
"Wowββ!"
"Wow woo woo woo ββ!"
"Woo woo want to hug! Hug! β
The loud cry of a baby resounded throughout the Kunyu Mountain, and stones of different sizes slipped down the mountain, all of which were shaken down by this cry.
A red figure swept through the mountains in a hurry, rushed to a door as fast as possible, kicked open the door with a "bang" and rushed in, went straight to the bed, and picked up the chubby little man on the bed.
Suddenly the crying stopped, and a cheerful laugh rang out, "Giggles...... Got it...... Giggle......"
Xie Wei wiped the cold sweat on his head, looked at the child wearing a small belly pocket in his arms with a bare butt and a pink face, and sighed weakly for a while-
"Ancestor! I've only been away for a quarter of an hour! I'm going to repair the mountain you broke earlier, didn't you just fall asleep? Why did you wake up again? β
The child giggled and looked at him, stretched out his chubby little hand and patted it, and said happily: "You are not there, just wake up!" I want Fengfeng, I want to hug! β
Xie Wei: "......"
With a "squeak", the wide open door was closed, and Si Kun walked in with a gloomy face, followed by a small whale swimming happily with a flicking tail.
He pointed to the boy and said to the calf, "Go, coax him." β
The little demon whale suddenly cheered, and pounced on it with its tail, and the fish had already pouted two mouths in mid-air and slammed them towards the chubby cheeks, and said in his mouth: "Woo woo!" β
Kiss it obediently~ Uncle Yu is here to play with you~
Then he was slapped and flew out.
"Smack!"
There is an extra whale pit of the same size on the ground.
Si Kun glanced down and commented lightly, "It's useless." β
Demon Whale ...... The little demon whale snorted and flipped over, flicked its tail and swam towards the child again, circling around Xie Wei, as if looking for an opportunity to kiss him.
And it was destined not to have that chance.
Because this kid won't give it that chance.
Xie Wei couldn't cry or laugh, "Okay, how many times have you been slapped by him, if he hadn't kept his hand, you would have become whale sauce." β
The little demon whale didn't believe it, the little demon whale turned his belly to show him, and as soon as he slipped on, the child didn't even look at him, and all his eyes fell on Xie Wei, his eyes were full of attachment.
Thank you for the need.
A deep sense of powerlessness enveloped his heart, making him sigh helplessly, "I said it, no one in this world will hurt you, you don't have to keep staring at me, besides, you can deal with all the injuries yourself, why do you just stare at me alone?" β
The child's mouth was flattened, and he was about to cry when he saw it.
Xie Wei: "......"
Xie Wei stretched out a hand to cover his eyes, and said expressionlessly: "You just cried last time and destroyed my Kunyu Mountain, last time you cried and destroyed my room, last time you cried and destroyed my back mountain, if you cry again this time, I really can't afford to support you." β
The child's mouth pouted, and then stopped, but the little hand still held him tightly, for fear that he would abandon himself.
Xie Wei was so powerless that he was a little crazy.
The origin of this child is really not simple.
At the beginning, he flew into the Sun Wheel with the seed of the law, and after the Heavenly Dao of the old world fused it, because the power of the two Heavenly Dao was combined, the power of the Heavenly Dao was excessively strong, so it was the same as when the heavens were opened, and the Heavenly Dao will was born.
It's just that this Heavenly Dao will was born as a cub, and as soon as he opened his eyes, he saw Xie Wei, probably because the ancestral dragon completely annihilated the Heavenly Dao will when he fought the heavens before, causing this world to have a memory, and it was inherited by this newborn Heavenly Dao will, and he always felt that someone in the outside world wanted to harm him.
Fortunately, he knew that Xie Wei was the one who gave birth to him, so he was not afraid of him, but he still relied on him extraordinarily, but he was completely unapologetic to others.
When he cried, it was really crying, and it was not that he had nothing to do if he wanted to hug him, but he was afraid that someone would hurt him when Xie Wei left, which caused him to be particularly afraid of being alone.
If it weren't for the fact that they were familiar with the existence of the little whale and Si Kun these days, I am afraid that these two people would have to cry as soon as they came in.
β¦β¦ I have never seen such a timid Heavenly Dao.
I don't know if it's good or bad.
Xie Wei sighed lightly and said, "Alas, when will it become normal, it's not a matter if it goes on like this......"
Si Kun looked at him quietly and said, "You can join the Tao as soon as possible." β
Xie Wei's face suddenly distorted, and he turned his head to look at him, his eyes were full of shock and horror, "Do you want me to receive this world-wide incense faith?" Are you trying to embarrass me? It took me a lot of effort to temporarily seal the Heavenly Dao Seal, and now you want me to listen to them worship me? β
He thought about the scene, and suddenly goosebumps rose, "Oh my God! I'm going to die! β
Si Kun: "...... The embarrassment is temporary, do you want to hold him like this for the rest of your life? β