Chapter 5 Absolutely Biological
This scene was seen by the old man and the girl who had just come in.
The pink-haired girl asked curiously, "Grandpa, what are Brother Yun and Brother Yun doing, why does Brother Yun want to kiss Brother Yun." ”
A white-bearded old man touched Yaya's head and said, "Yaya, you will know later." ”
The little girl nodded as if she didn't understand, and then the grandfather and grandson walked next to Ye Yun and smelled a pungent smell.
Yaya walked to the side of the bed and looked at Ye Yun and said, "Brother Yun, you still wet the bed when you are so old, and Yaya won't wet the bed when she is eight years old." ”
Ye Yun hurriedly explained: "It's not me, it's the fat man next to me." ”
I can only throw the black pot to this fat man, besides, he peed in the first place, who let me be in the same bed with him, I can't tell if I have a mouth.
"Oh oh," the girl nodded, and ran out to find rhubarb to play.
"Yun Wazi, wake up, are you hurting better?" Grandpa Liu asked with concern.
"Grandpa Liu, I'm much better, how long have I been asleep?"
"You slept for a day and a night, my fat grandson woke up after a day of sleep, he told me, you were injured, I Liu Sanlong thanked you on behalf of the ancestors" After speaking, Grandpa Liu bowed deeply.
Ye Yun hurriedly got down from the bed and helped Grandpa Liu and said: The Liu family has raised me for fifteen years, and I have already regarded you as my dearest family, and I treat Erhu as my own brother, these are what I should do. ”
Then Grandpa Liu smiled and said, "Yun Wazi, grow up." ”
looked at the two tigers sleeping on the side, and the anger came up instantly.
Angry: "This rebel grandson, day by day, only knows how to eat, eats and sleeps, fat like a pig, sooner or later there is no rice in the house, day by day, he is really not sensible at all." ”
Grandpa Liu slowly walked out of the house with a "sigh", and after a while, Grandpa Liu took out a willow branch more than one meter long and walked in.
Ye Yun looked at the long willow branch, goosebumps rose, for fear of being accidentally injured by Grandpa Liu, he hurriedly ran to the door and closed the door casually.
"Ah............ Yes............... Ah.........h
With a violent cry coming from inside the house, Ye Yun secretly looked at this scene at the door and said, "This is definitely my grandfather, I can't kiss him." ”
Immediately, a bearded young man saw Ye Yun peeping at something, and wondered if it was the old man who had found the bride-in-law.
also secretly beat it and saw the scene through the crack in the door and said, "This old man is still so skillful."
Hearing this, Ye Yun asked rhetorically, "Have you experienced it?" ”
"It feels really hot, not only have I experienced it, but I have also done it, and it is more refreshing than the experience."
A young man in an ordinary cloth shirt with a black beard said as he spoke, and the door slowly opened.
Grandpa Liu grabbed the bearded young man with one hand and said, "Liu Hanping, it's really my good son, I won't go home for another night." ”
As he spoke, he directly pulled Liu Hanping into the room, and Grandpa Liu sat on the bed and said angrily: "Rebel, kneel!" ”
"Gone again?"
"Lost again?"
Liu Hanping knelt down and replied, "Yes...... Again...... Lost"
I saw Grandpa Liu get up and walk out of the house, go to his house, and find a feather duster that often served him when he was a child.
looked at the feather duster in his hand that had been passed down for seventy years and said: "I think of the scene when I was served by the family law when I was a child, and I am full of nostalgia!" ”
After a while, Grandpa Liu strode behind Liu Hanping.
Lifting his clothes was a wild pump, shouting while pumping: "Beat you to death, you are not a filial son, and you can't gamble." ”
Seeing crimson marks on his back, and a few of them had been beaten and oozing blood, Liu Hanping endured the pain and said, "Bet." ”
Erhu saw that Grandpa Liu was so angry by these words that he almost fainted.
Hurriedly came over and helped Grandpa Liu sit down and said, "Grandpa, you sit down and dissipate your anger, let me help you teach this unangry dog a lesson." ”
I was really sleepy and sent a pillow, and suddenly felt that Erhu was not so ignorant.
Grandpa Liu directly gave the feather duster to Erhu and said, "Beat me, kill this unsuccessful." ”
Erhu remembered the experience of being beaten before, and gently tested the strength with the feather duster in his hand, and suddenly a deep smile appeared on his face.
Liu Hanping swallowed his saliva and said: "You rebel, I am your father, you will beat your father, you are a big rebel." ”
Erhu smiled fiercely, and said coldly: "It's because I'm my father that I want to beat it, and I have to beat it hard, so I kiss it." ”
Liu Hanping saw Erhu, who had been carried away by hatred, and said, "You... You... Don't come here. ”
"Ah~~~Ah~~~~Ah~~~~Ah~~~Ah"
Ye Yun looked at this scene and said: "This is definitely a great filial son, there is no doubt about it, and it is also a proper great filial son." ”
As one after another screams came out, it directly alarmed the villagers near Liu's family, and more than a dozen villagers had already run to Liu's door and leaned against the wall to eavesdrop on the sounds.
Later, Liu Yaya took Rhubarb home and came to the gate, where a group of people leaned against the wall.
So he asked curiously, "What are you doing?" ”
One of the aunts said embarrassedly: "It turned out to be Yaya, we are helping your house to wipe the wall plaster." ”
The girl didn't care that they pushed open the door and went in directly, and when she came to the house and saw her brother beating her father, she was also curious, thinking that it wasn't her father beating her brother before.
Ye Yun watched Yaya come in and saw this scene, so he said to Yaya, "Brother Yun will take you to play, okay." ”
"It's not good, Yaya just went out with Rhubarb" After speaking, she walked to Grandpa Liu and said a glass of water to Grandpa.
Grandpa Liu was immediately pleased, and then said to Liu Hanping: "Learn more from Yaya, what a good granddaughter, especially you are a rebel." ”
"Click"
After a meal, the feather duster broke, and Erhu stopped at the moment.
looked at the broken feather duster in his hand and said, "Grandpa, the family law is broken." ”
"I'll spare you this time, and I'll break your leg next time I go" Grandpa Liu snorted coldly and walked out of Erhu's house.
As the voice disappeared, a villager outside said, "Everyone disperse, go back to their own homes to find their own mothers, disperse, disperse." ”