Ascension to the Wizarding World v. 5
"When I first came over, I thought I had encountered the plot in the script, so this is actually your Heavenly Sword Sect's special teleportation array, which can be transmitted to another world?"
"Or is it that senior is inventing his own swordsmanship and can open the door to a new world with one sword?"
He was still asking excitedly, but Li Li's focus was a little strange, she asked, "What's on the table?" β
The young man was stunned, and soon a look of regret appeared on his face: "I heard that it is a celebration of the ascension of the six elders of the Heavenly Sword Sect, so it is quite sumptuous, and there are a hundred crispy spirit pigs alone, but unfortunately my meson sac has somehow turned into ashes, otherwise I can take it out for you to taste." β
Li Li's tense shoulders loosened a little, because Sikong Ember had promised that before she ascended, she would invite Daoist friends to the Heavenly Sword Sect for a banquet, and a hundred roasted crispy spirit pigs worth a thousand spirit stones would also come. The fact that this man can say that there is a crispy pig in attendance proves that he is not lying.
As for the headless male corpse in his mouth, Li Li knew the origin better, because it was the Demon Emperor who was cut off by her sword in the fierce battle. Before the powerful body of the Tribulation Period returns to heaven and earth, I am afraid that it is more powerful than any high-level magic weapon...... No wonder this man survived the thunderstorm unharmed.
After learning, Li Li memorized the key point in his heart - remember to use the enemy's corpse as a shield when he kills someone in the future.
"You don't have a cultivation now, you can't use your spiritual power to learn the language of this world directly, it's best to stay with me, after all, our weak medical cultivation and sword cultivation that can only save people are the best match." A warm smile spread across the young man's face, and he continued to say his true purpose: "When I heal your injuries, you can help beg the Sixth Elder of your Heavenly Sword Sect to take me back to the Cultivation Realm, okay?" β
"......" How can I tell you that this Sixth Elder is now helping you wash mushrooms.
"I'll try." Li Li nodded seriously and made a promise.
Her spiritual veins are still there, as long as she desperately regains her cultivation and ascension, she will definitely be able to bring the sect disciples and this medical cultivator home.
"Great, I'm still waiting to eat your six elders' table." The young man was full of energy, stood up neatly, and arched his hand at Li Li-
"Loose cultivation medicine sandal, I've seen a fellow Daoist!"
Li Li couldn't raise her hand to salute, and after a moment of silence, she held the scorched stick to her chest and bowed her head slightly.
"Heavenly Sword Sect, Li Li."
"It turned out to be Li Daoyou, dare to ask when you six elders will be able to send us back to the cultivation realm?"
"Soon, wait another hundred years."
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The medicine is numb, you elders are in a death retreat?!
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Next, Yao Tan came forward to perform in front of Susan and Hailey, confirming that he and Li Li were poor brothers and sisters in the village that had been destroyed.
Li Li didn't understand, only saw him pointing at himself, wiping his tears and stomping his chest, his grief-stricken appearance seemed to be giving her a funeral.
She frowned, and finally took a sip of the mushroom soup in her hand, and sent it to the funeral, just send it to the funeral, and treat it as a feast.
Susan's face changed greatly when she saw it, and she was about to step forward to stop her, but Yao Tan had already brought another bowl of mushroom soup to her.
A strange aroma spread in an instant, with the fresh smell of grass and trees unique to the earth after the rain, almost filling Susan's nose, and there were many familiar and unfamiliar aromas in it, which were even more seductive.
Susan's attempt to pour the mushroom soup suddenly slowed down.
Hayley curiously approached the worn-out black cauldron: "The mushrooms are not cooked, are they already cooked?" β
"It doesn't have to be boiled into a paste......
Yao Tan, who came to Jumu Village a day earlier than Lili, already has a deep understanding of the diet of this world, the meat is all baked into wood-like jerky, and all other foods are boiled into paste, even the fish has to be boiled into paste!
Seeing that Hailey and Susan's expressions changed from suspicion to amazement after drinking the mushroom soup, Yao Tan wiped the sweat from his forehead and glanced at Li Li with a slight smugness-
"Look, our medical cultivators are not only good at handling medicinal herbs, but also at cooking mushrooms."
Li Li nodded, she used to be busy with cultivation and only ate Bigu Dan, and after cultivating to a high level, she was even more full of Northwest Wind Pipe. So she always thought that the medical cultivation cooking skills were extremely poor, otherwise why would she only refine the cockroach-flavored Bigu Dan.
As if he understood the doubts in Li Li's eyes, Yao Tan leaned over and muttered in a low voice: "Bigu Dan is made to improve the efficacy of the medicine and reduce the cost of that taste, in fact, we don't eat that thing ourselves." β
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"When I am familiar with the medicinal materials here, I will find a way to refine a mushroom-flavored Bigu Dan for you, and count it cheaper for you, ten spirit stones a grain...... Don't look at me like that! Aren't you sword cultivators all good at finding and digging spirit stone mines? β
Li Li was indifferent: "Why do you think our sword cultivators are so good at digging spirit stones?" β
It's not that you medical cultivators are all good at grabbing sword cultivation spirit stones!
Chapter 5: You owe a favor
Li Li didn't know what Yao Tan said, and after drinking the mushroom soup, she and Yao Tan had been arranged by Susan to live in an empty wooden house in a corner of the village.
"The previous villagers went to the mountains to mine ore and were in distress, so this house was empty."
The room was filled with a faint musty smell of people who had not lived in it for a long time, and when the door was opened, there were more than a dozen black winged insects flying around the house, like a big cockroach the size of a palm.
By the time Li Li was stabbing the insect with a stick, Susan and Hayley had already begun to look at her with pity.
"Did you listen to what Yao Tan said? Lily...... Or Li Li? In short, she seems to have witnessed her family being killed by demonic beasts, so she was so frightened that she couldn't speak, and sometimes she couldn't even understand human speech. β
"Yes, I heard that she used to be the most talented girl in the village, but an accident caused her right hand to be scrapped and became a waste in the mouths of others."
"Originally, her grandfather's fiancΓ© for her also repented of his marriage, married a girl from a neighboring village, and robbed their only cooster and pig beast."
In the end, only the seriously ill grandfather and the unreliable brother were left in the whole village...... Her damn ex-fiancΓ© is still trying to assassinate her, and we can't expose her whereabouts to the rest of the village. β
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Yao Tan is very satisfied with the life experience he arranged for Li Li, all based on his favorite book he read before coming to this world, for Hailey and others who lack entertainment, this story is simply more ups and downs than the legend of light.
Li Li looked at the number of visitors who had gradually increased since he moved here, and the various condolence gifts he had received one after another, and fell into confusion.
Are mortals from other worlds so enthusiastic?
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Since Yao Tan is a medical cultivator, Li Li immediately decided to carry Sikong Ember back to take care of it.
After seeing the miserable appearance of only half of Sikong Ember left, Yao Tan also silently held back the sentence "Why does your senior brother look like your ancestor".
Seeing the senior brother who was still unconscious, Li Li's eyebrows furrowed slightly.
Li Li grew up in the sword formation since she was a child, and she only had one day of leisure every year, and at that time, several senior brothers and sisters would come to accompany her, and the most popular one was the senior brother, and he even brought a script to tell her some interesting stories.
After the Battle of the Righteous and Demon began, first the second senior sister fell, then the third senior brother and the fourth senior brother, and then the fifth senior sister, and in the end, only the senior brother and her were left.
Right now......
Is he going to die too?
Yao Tan on the side came up to investigate, and after a snort, he pulled Sikong Ash's white beard: "Okay, don't pretend, I'm a medical cultivator, and there are no outsiders here." β
Sikong Ash's eyelids trembled, and he looked surprised when he opened his eyes: "Huh? What about the demon cultivator who held me earlier? Where is this? β
Li Li briefly explained the current situation, and after listening to it, Sikong Ember looked at the medicine tan on the side complicatedly.
"Since we are also monks, then I won't hide it from you."
Sikong Ember let out a long sigh, and the low and vicissitudes of life in his voice attacked the demon cultivator, Li Li's ascension failed, and the story of the Heavenly Sword Sect's bizarre fall into the magic world was revealed.
Outcome......
After listening to the story, Yao Tan looked at him with the eyes of a fool: "Do you think I'm stupid?" Who doesn't know that the Ascension Heavenly Thunder only splits the Ascending One, why the entire sect is split into the magic world so nonsense, and the words will be scolded to the Retreat Spirit Stone! β
"But the thunder really slashed! Didn't you see that the mountains of our Heavenly Sword Sect were all split! "Sikong Ember is so angry that if he hadn't lost his legs, he really wanted to kick this bastard to death!
"I see, but I guess it's a plot by Demon Cultivator...... Or maybe your head or the six elders took the whole sect to hunt down and kill the demon cultivators? Maybe this is the Demon Abyss? You two outer disciples don't know the inside story, don't talk nonsense, okay? β
"You don't believe it, do you? To tell you the truth, in fact, she is the sixth elder of the Heavenly Sword Sect who is preparing to ascend, and I am the head of the Heavenly Sword Sect, Sikong Ash! We are ready to re-cultivate and ascend for the second time to return to the cultivation realm, and we need your help right now, and we will definitely help you become a saint in the medical cultivation realm after the matter is completed! β
Yao Tan pulled the corners of his mouth expressionlessly, and almost put his face on Sikong Ash's face: "Don't pretend, in fact, I recognized you when I first saw you, aren't you the master of the Heavenly Sword Sect who manages the dining hall?" Take a closer look at who I am! β
"Who said I ...... Wait, it's you?! Sikong Ember half a sentence struck his throat.
Li Li looked sideways: "You know?" β
"Yes, he was the one who asked me to help purchase spiritual food in the first place, and he was so slashed that he talked to me for an hour for the difference in the price of fifty spirit stones! Later, he told me that he was just an outer disciple in charge of the dining hall, and the head of the sect gave him so many spirit stones, and if the price was too high, he would be expelled from the sect. β
At the mention of this, Yao Tan was visibly angry.
Sikong Ember looked up at the roof, whistling and pretending not to hear.
Li Li: "......"
The more Yao Tan spoke, the more angry he became, and finally sent out a soul torture: "Which sect head is quarreling with me for fifty spirit stones!" And that was the most prestigious Heavenly Sword Sect head in the entire cultivation realm! β
Sikong Ember opened his mouth but couldn't refute it, he swallowed two mouthfuls of saliva with difficulty, and finally humiliated himself to claim the identity of the canteen master.
"Okay, okay, I'm the canteen steward."
"Forget it, I don't dislike you as the canteen master, and don't dislike me for being a loose cultivator."
Yao Tan probed his spiritual power into Sikong Ash's body and looked at it, although he couldn't tell what the latter's previous cultivation was, he could also tell that the situation was not good.
"Your spiritual veins are damaged, and my humble realm can't help you reshape your spiritual veins. And when I first arrived, I didn't know the types of medicinal herbs in this world, and now I can only protect you from death at most. β
Immortal?
Li Li bowed his head with satisfaction: "Earned." β
Sikong Ember is also happy: "Blood earned!" β
Yao Tan shook his head when he heard this, and muttered to himself: "It seems that I have to find some elixir to cure the brains of these two sword cultivators first." β
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The three of them start a new life in Jumu Village.
Yao Tan claimed to be interested in alchemy, and ran to the wise man's cabin every day to learn to distinguish the medicinal materials of this world.
In his spare time, he specially asked the wise man for a worn-out parchment scroll, which is said to be an enlightenment material for teaching the children in the village.
"The adults in the village have to work, so the children are all wise men teaching the children, and you will go to class together from tomorrow."
He has a good reason for this: "If you want to use spiritual power to learn the language of this world directly, you must at least have the spiritual power of the foundation building period, and a genius like me has just built a foundation at the age of seventeen, so you can't pretend to be a fool for twenty years, right?" As for the senior brother, it's even more troublesome, he can't cultivate, he can't be a dumb man for a lifetime, right? β
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So Li Li's days suddenly became busy.
Every day, she carried Sikong Ember to the wise man's cabin, and learned to speak and write with a group of children who were unsteady on the road.
The women who had brought the child over had no objection, but begged the wise man to take care of the poor girl more with pity.
Susan, who is the best at raising livestock in the village, delivers a boiled egg to Li Li every day.
Even the little girl, who was only three years old, knew to take care of Li Li's sister more - the whole village knew that she was stupid and had a bad brain because she was scared by the monster.