Surprise! Protecting animals can't even make a living by selling cuteness vs 29

The rat said to the big black bear with a resolute face: "Uncle, you are right, the fate of our animals must be in the hands of the animals, and we should not hand over all the pressure to the director." โ€

Liang Liang: "...... Belch? โ€

Pu Luo: "Set a small goal first, such as earning money that can make the head of the kindergarten feel good about cooking for us!" โ€

Liang Liang: "...... Yes?? โ€

Pu Luo: "The ultimate goal is to make our zoo bigger and stronger, and become the NO.1 private zoo!" โ€

Liang Liang: "...... Ha????? โ€

Pu Luo: "That's it, I'll go apply for a job." โ€

Liang Liang: "Gah? โ€

Chapter 30

One day, a strange anonymous question appeared on a large Q&A website.

Logically speaking, this kind of anonymous question is like a drop in the ocean in the vast web, and it is difficult for people to notice, but because the content of the question is so subtle, many people click in to see what is going on.

The question is written like this: How can I enter the zoo to work without providing my ID?

Oh! What is the question of the direction of the whole life? Is it a potential criminal who stole pandas, or is some online writer coming to us again to collect jokes?

I said don't use our website as a distribution center for jokes!

Seeing that netizens were brain-opening, various answers began to go in a weird direction, and the subject quickly responded: It's going to an ordinary zoo, not to raise pandas, not to steal pandas.

An hour later, he added a new content: I don't need a salary, I can cover three meals, the main thing is to find a place to get close to nature, not to do illegal things, I don't want to be known by my family without an ID card, it can be understood that I don't want to take the road arranged by my family to chase my dreams.

But these additions are no longer able to undo this doomed problem. The majority of netizens have already used their clever minds to write small essays in the reply area, and the content ranges from very good to very punishable.

From sneaking under a truck, to raising a rare animal to donate to the zoo and then relying on pets.

After reading it carefully several times, it can be condensed into two words: petting cat.

In the end, which cat is benevolent, it is inseparable from the Sichuan black and white cat or the Northeast gold gradient, and occasionally there are preference for the North Shorthair cat or the leopard cat in the south, and there are some who covet the nine-section flower-faced cat.

Anyway, in this ruthless comment area, everyone has turned on the irresponsible YY mode, and there is a posture of ignoring the life and death of the answerer.

At first, the subject saw what seemed to be a very profound answer and asked deeply, and then fell silent, apparently speechless.

However, there are still well-wishers in this world. In the middle of the night, someone finally answered the question seriously.

WLBD International Volunteer Organization:

166 people agreed with that answer.

Let's start with the conclusion, it is definitely impossible to enter the company without an ID card.

All official zoo employees are required to sign a contract and provide a health certificate, and some zoos require that they must be from the province or have a temporary residence permit if they are not.

A copy of the ID card is the entry threshold, and it must be provided and must be provided, after all, you have to pay the hardware tax, adjust the labor relationship, how can you avoid opening the ID card.

In addition to the ID card, the public zoo is also a public institution, and the entry must also meet the professional requirements, take the unified examination, and provide the โ–กโ–ก that can be found on the academic information network. Private zoos may not be a little less likely to provide for the staff, but they must also require an ID card.

I don't know what the reason for the subject's reluctance to show his ID card, I believe that you are really trying not to let your family know, but don't worry from the perspective of entry, the company wants your ID card information mainly to pay social security, and the personal social security account is not authorized to view even by parents (the premise is that your password is not leaked)

Even if they call the police, they can only find out which city you paid social security in, and they can't go to a specific unit. (at least by legal means)

However, if your purpose is not to make money, and you do not consider income or social security issues, you may want to consider participating in volunteer activities. I'm not advertising, but volunteer organizations and zoos often have a cooperative relationship, and you can squat at volunteer organizations in various places.

As far as I know, all major zoos recruit volunteers during the peak season. Volunteer service is generally unpaid, but the organizer will pack a box lunch and sign volunteer service hours, welcome everyone to come and see us!

If you feel that your youth is not wonderful enough, if you ...... (The following is the advertising part)

Well, although his purpose is still advertising, this is a more useful answer.

"Volunteers, ......" Pu Luo immediately went to find out about the volunteers.

To put it simply, this is a purely public activity that occurs after human civilization has reached a certain level, and is not aimed at reaping material rewards.

The more Pu Luo looked at it, the happier he became, and he felt that this job called a volunteer was really in line with his position.

Not giving material remuneration means that there is no need to enter ID card information into the network, which can effectively reduce the chance of detection.

Although it is said on the Internet that even if a labor contract is signed, the social security information is not visible to ordinary people, but the problem is that his father is not an ordinary person, and who knows what kind of green light he can give himself in the end?

And Pu Luo is confident, if he really exposes his current location, how hard his father is, his good ninth brother will definitely dig out Quancheng three feet into the ground.

And it's not just Lao Jiu alone, but the rest of his brothers are likely to take the initiative to sacrifice him so that he can be free for a while.

Pu Luo knows a lot about their brotherhood.

However, Pu Luo does not intend to be a simple volunteer. Volunteer work is more like an unpaid employment relationship, hire and hire, naturally you will come to you if you have a job, to put it bluntly, you still follow instructions to do things, which is not what Pu Luo wants.

Volunteers can use this from the head, but they can only borrow a skeleton, and the flesh and blood inside have to be planned separately.

The little weasel's eyes rolled, and finally his gaze fell on the bare cage, and he suddenly had an idea.

-- A rat slipped past the dividing line --

The summer afternoon is the hottest time of the day, and it is also the bleakest time for the scenic spot.

At noon, when there had been no new visitors to the Daishan Zoo for nearly an hour, Lu Wu tidied up the table and hung a small sign with his mobile phone number on the door.

And just as he was about to close the door, he saw a figure walking straight towards him.

Since he was a guest, Lu Wu naturally had to wait, and he also made a gesture to signal the other party to walk slowly and not be in a hurry.

The visitor to the zoo on this hot day was a boy who looked young and carried a school bag, and he belonged to the latter among the provinces in Lu Province where the boy was only 18X (to the millimeter) and almost 1.8 meters tall.

Well, if you don't look at his fluffy black hair, this height could have less moisture.

The young man didn't let Lu Wu wait for a long time, he trotted in front of Lu Wu, laughed before anyone spoke, and his eyes narrowed to avoid the too hot sun, the whole person exuded a lovely smell.

"Hello, I want a ticket."

Then he paid the money and got the ticket, checked the ticket again, and then, under the gaze of Director Lu, Pu Luo walked into the Daishan Zoo, which he was already familiar with.

On the second day, the young man arrived a little earlier, and he waited at the gate as soon as the zoo opened, and then waited until it closed.

Day 3......

Day 4......

On this day, Lu Wu finally couldn't hold back, and asked curiously the young man who raised his hand to receive the ticket: "You have come here every day these days, do you particularly like any animal?" โ€

The young man looked up, as if he was a little surprised.

Today, he wears a simple blue shirt and blue jeans, the corners of the shirt that are folded into the waistband of his pants effectively elongate his body proportions, and his curls are still as fluffy as before, like soufflรฉs, making people want to press down to see if there is any sweet stuffing hidden inside.

He obviously didn't expect to be asked this question, and he hurriedly made a comparison without making a clear explanation, and finally simply took out a stack of drawing paper from his schoolbag and spread it out in front of Lu Wu.

The moment he saw the drawing paper, Lu Wu's pupils shrank, his mind went blank, and only an extremely complex emotion was left in his brain.

It's joy, it's moving, it's the longing that finally gets an echo.

The drawing paper is full of small animals from Daishan Zoo, and they are simple drawings of animals drawn with watercolor pens.

Although it was a stick figure, the animals' expressions and fur spots were drawn with such precision that he could tell at a glance who was drawing.

And most importantly, the animals are all dynamic.

The big black bear who lifts it up and pours it down because the water in the bathtub is too shallow and not cool, the three-legged wild cat that confidently leaps between the climbing frames, and the black pig that searches the straw for food with its nose over and over again, etc., etc.

For zoo managers, they prefer to see lively and active animals rather than lazy animals.

Animals in captivity are less active than in the wild, and their laziness is more like idleness than rest after labor.

Like people, a long period of idleness can lead to serious mental illness, ranging from rigidity to depression and even self-destruction.

No responsible zoo director wants to see animals like that. However, the environmental conditions of Daishan Zoo are not good, and there is not enough money to buy professional Fengrong toys.

He can only create as much space and leisure activities as possible for the animals.

So, being able to see happy animals is really important to Lu Wu.

He looked over one by one, and the corners of his lips involuntarily rose.

But when he saw one of them, Lu Wu smiled.

It's a very warm picture, an owl sitting on a perch, its little beak slightly open and watching a bird next to it eat a piece of meat hanging from a branch, as if it were talking.

The brushstrokes of the painter are very gentle, and the two small animals are very cute. Both the owl and the bird seem very friendly, and if someone sees this picture, their first reaction is: this is the owl and his good friend.

But Lu Wu is the director of the zoo, and he knows very well that things are not as simple as they seem.

I have to say that the young man in front of him has a good pen and paints the characteristics of the bird very clearly.

With a long tail and a white belly, a golden yellow underbody, and black wings and eye sockets, this is a textbook-length shrike bird.

Shrike, insectivorous birds. But unlike ordinary birds, it doesn't mind eating meat in addition to eating insects, and its hunting methods are very clever, making it a well-deserved bird of prey.

Because they do not have the sharp claws and pointed beaks of birds of prey, they lack the ability to kill their prey with one blow, so the shrike usually finds thorns that are pleasing to the eye, inserts the prey, and uses the power of the thorns to kill the prey.

In the past, their helpers were only natural thorny plants, but now they have their eyes on human security nets, and if one day they see any animal stuck in the spikes, it must be the work of the shrieks.

Another advantage of this method of feeding is that it ensures the freshness of the prey.

As long as the angle of the lower mouth is well found, the prey can remain fixed but not dead for a long time, so that there is no need to worry about the decay of the prey, and it is convenient for the shrike to eat it many times.

Because of this trait, the shrike did not mind sharing prey among their kind, and did not expect that they were not afraid of owls.

And the owl's posture of opening its small mouth slightly is not selling cuteness, but has entered a state of stress defense.

Although a bird of prey, owls have very poor eyesight during the day, about the same as a highly myopic patient without glasses.

The owl raised by the Daishan Zoo is still a wounded with a broken wing, it cannot fly in the cage, and can only move by jumping.

"Excuse me, when did you see this?"

As if frightened by his anxious appearance, the young man in front of him hurriedly took a step back and distanced himself from Lu Wu: "I've seen it in the past few days." โ€

Lu Wu let out a sigh of annoyance.

However, seeing that the person in front of him was overwhelmed by his reaction, Lu Wu immediately relaxed his expression and apologized: "I'm sorry, your painting is very beautiful, I don't have an opinion on it, on the contrary, I like it very much." โ€

After a pause, he said, "May I take a picture of it?" โ€

"Yes," said the young man in front ......of him, slowly, "but may I ask why this is the case?" โ€