Surprise! Protecting animals can't even make a living by selling cuteness vs 34
“……”
Two young men in the daylight looked at each other, and one of them weakly picked up his old mobile phone, "I heard, there is a problem, call the police?"
“…… Xiaopu, we are a zoo. ”
What happened to the zoo? Can't the zoo ask the police uncle to help remove the bees? Zoos are also legal taxpayers!
And it's normal that they don't know how to deal with bees, so they're zoos and not insectariums...... Right?
But the director doesn't seem to think so.
After staring for a moment, Pu Luo couldn't help asking, "Principal, are you ......?"
Lu Wu: "......"
The silent principal showed a hint of stubbornness on his face, which made Pu Luo confirm his thoughts.
Ha, haha, the director actually broke out at this time as a zoo director's self-esteem? Be sober, director, this is not in the category of the zoo director, and it's okay to admit that it won't!
But the quick-witted rat would not poke the pain of the meal ticket, so he changed the subject and asked, "You seem to be a veterinarian, but can the veterinarian even teach how to catch bees?" ”
The principal coughed lightly, his expression a little confident and a little weak: "I have learned how to treat bees, but how to move the nest ......"
Well, it's just that the brain knows what the body can't.
Director! For the sake of face, you can't call the police, and this bee looks like it's in a bad mood, and it can sting at any time.
Bee stings are poisonous!
Well? Ask him why he knows?
Pu Luo involuntarily touched his smooth face, No, it's not this one, it's the fluffy one.
The weather has been a bit hot and humid in the past two days, after all, the black bear is old, and it is greedy for cold, in order to avoid it catching a cold, the electric fan in the black bear exhibition area is turned off at night.
Daishan is located in a mountainous area, and it is still relatively cool at night, and it is acceptable for the elderly to be bright and bright at this level of coolness, but young people still feel hot when they are in Puluo.
Well, he found a good place to sleep - the back window of the kitchen.
Pu Luo had slept here for a night drunk, and it was a very good experience, with ventilation on all sides, soft beds, a window canopy to block the daylight, and most importantly, he could get up to the aroma of the director's breakfast.
How happy it is to be called by the smell of breakfast, everyone who has experienced it understands.
But when Pu Luo got up today, the situation was a little abnormal, and before the principal came to cook breakfast, he was woken up by the non-stop sound of "buzzing".
Pu Xiaoluo didn't really care about it at first, thinking that the buzzing sound was made by mosquitoes, but his body was pinched out of mud, and there were no blood vessels at all, so naturally it would not attract the attention of mosquitoes.
All the mosquitoes came to him and said it was a passing thing, but after a moment he felt that something was wrong, how could the buzzing sound get louder and louder?
When Pu Luo opened his eyes, a bee fell on his eyelids.
He was stunned – before he knew it, he was surrounded by bees, and they even had the intention of climbing on him!
What made Pu Luo even more unaware was that before he could react, he suddenly found that the bees that were moving in Pu Luo were startled, and one bee, which was obviously not calm, panicked and could not hold it, so he stung him in the face.
In fact, this is nothing, not to mention Puluo's body, the defense is leveraged, and a mere bee can't break the defense.
But the bee didn't just seem to have stung him, but it also left some information on Pu Luo's body, causing the surrounding bees to get agitated and attack him.
The most outrageous thing is that they are still staring at one place and stinging. Pu Luo didn't care at first, although he slipped all the way out, but he felt that the innocent death of the little bee was unnecessary, not because he was really afraid.
But after a while, it felt wrong.
His face ...... Little by little, it has become bigger, and the slender, cute, petite rat has become a rat with a round head, a round brain, and even a little square face!
Fortunately, he was cooking in Liangliang's cage at that time, and Liangliang's eyes were not good enough to see him, otherwise his reputation would have been ruined.
Ahhhh
Pu Luo, who was invincible to the original body, never thought that one day he would be put down by the little bee venom, so angry that he rolled on the ground three times, and then decisively turned into a human form to complain to the director.
It just so happened that the arrogant bees had not yet left, and they even regrouped and lined up at the back of the kitchen, and their posture was very arrogant, adding to the crime.
But the director did not give them a righteous sanction, but thought about it a little, which made Pu Luo a little incomprehensible, and the director came back to his senses after calling twice.
"Xiao Pu." Lu Wu covered his mouth, his eyes shining, "Is the double skin milk delicious?" ”
Of course it's delicious! The double skin made by the director of the garden is fragrant, and when he does it, he has laid several layers of milk skin on the surface to increase the taste, and the surface is as rich as the yogurt milk cap when he takes a bite.
"So, is the ice powder delicious?"
Yes! That's even more amazing. Obviously it is transparent, but after adding brown sugar water, the taste and texture come out at once, and the director will sprinkle hawthorn slices and peanuts and sesame seeds on it, as well as raisins with a very fixed effect, which are tender and refreshing and fragrant.
The effect is even better when chilled!
"Where's the honey three knives?"
Oh oh oh, this one is lore. If the first two belong to the small freshness in desserts, this is a big beauty.
The charred shell and the thick syrup are a perfect match, and now that the weather is hot, the honey three knives frozen in the refrigerator and the honey three knives at room temperature are simply two tastes.
The former is thin and crunchy and rattling when bitten, while the latter has bursting pulp and silk pulling, and the common denominator of the two is that it is sweet but not greasy, because there are fragrant sesame seeds in it.
If you insist on talking about the shortcomings, that is, to burn this to open a large fire and fry, the consumption is relatively large, so the director has only done it once and is unwilling to do it, and now the food is stock, eat one less one.
"And sugar gourds?"
Pu Luo couldn't help it anymore, he swallowed his saliva and touched his empty stomach: "It's all delicious, it's delicious, but the principal, what are you talking about now?" ”
"These...... Lu Wu's eyes were firm, "I all need sugar, sugar is very expensive now, and if you can save some, you have to save some." ”
Pu Luo: "......"
Pu Luo slowly moved his gaze to the buzzing bees and muttered, "I think our garden is quite large." ”
"Keeping a nest of bees can help pollinate and harvest honey, and the hive can be collected and put in a box to enrich the animals......
Oh my God, is there anything better in this world than killing three birds with one stone?
"What are we going to do?" Pu Luo looked at Lu Wu with a sparkling look in his eyes.
Lu Wu had already taken out his mobile phone to inquire for a while, and after a while, he tucked his phone back into his trouser pocket: "You have to find a nest for the bees first, preferably wooden, no paint-smelling barrels or squares, and no gaps." ”
He pondered for a moment, as if he was thinking about where there was something similar in the garden, and when he heard Pu Luo here, his eyes lit up, he knew this question!
After all, it was something he saw every day, and he immediately proposed: "Is it okay to shine the wooden bucket that plays with water?" ”
Lu Wu also showed a sudden expression. So, both of them rushed to the cage of the black bear Liangliang, one was responsible for feeding and attracting Liangliang's attention, and the other sneaked in and stole the bathtub that Liangliang hated but played with every day.
"The black bear has a lot of strength, and the plastic bucket I bought for it at that time was broken, so I specially went to customize this wood, it has always been too small, I was trying to change it to another one, and now it's just ahead of schedule."
Pu Luo glanced at Lu Wu who was holding a wooden barrel to wash it, and then looked at it from a distance and didn't know that he had been stolen.
"Do you want to dig a pond for Liangliang? It's a little pitiful now, black bears probably like to soak in water, right? ”
"Well, it used to soak in the pool, and that pool was given to the crocodiles during this time." Lu Wu put the wooden barrel upside down and dried it in the shade, and sighed slightly, "I also thought about digging a pool for it, but the water in the location of its cage can't be channeled, if you dig the pool, changing the water will be a big problem, and the amount of manual replacement is too large, so I can only give up and aggrieved it to soak in the barrel." ”
But now the shiny barrels are gone...... Just as Pu Luo felt guilty for his behavior of forgetting his friend when he saw sugar, he heard the director say, "But I have already made an appointment with someone to renovate the pond, and when the time comes, I can isolate the crocodile pond, and I can take Liang Liang to soak in the evening." ”
Pu Luo was stunned, when did this appointment? Why hadn't he heard of it?
"Actually, it's just an idea, the engineering team I contacted yesterday, they will first come to measure the data and then quote, this renovation is not too difficult, it can be completed in almost a month, and the crocodiles can move in in the autumn."
"Move in?" Pu Luo was already stunned by the efficiency of the principal, and he repeated the word silently, always feeling that these three words seemed to be full of money.
The young man turned his head, looked at the other person who was a little stunned, and said with a smile: "The crocodile in our garden is a Nile crocodile. This crocodile is a true crocodile, they are not like China's Chinese alligators and Mississippi crocodiles will hibernat, once the water temperature is lower than 15 degrees, they will begin to consume heat to resist the cold, and their digestive ability will also drop sharply, and finally they will die when the energy is exhausted. ”
"There must be heating facilities to raise this crocodile, in fact, this crocodile should be given to a big zoo like Quancheng Zoo, they have this kind of breeding conditions. But their crocodile house recently broke through the breeding barrier, and the baby crocodile had a good harvest, and there was no room for it anymore, so it was sent to me. ”
"My original idea was to keep it for a year or two and send it over when the big zoo cage was able to turn around, and it's still small enough to withstand a normal heat pump, but I've changed my mind now."
Pu Luo can only "ah" in a daze, being a ruthless response machine that can't keep up with the principal's thinking.
Seeing that he couldn't react at all, the principal laughed. The young man was dressed in overalls, an apron in overalls, and had water stains on his body, but he smiled with ease: "Maybe this is our chance?" Nile crocodiles are not farmed in China, especially in the north, and if we can raise them successfully, it will be a highlight of the zoo's attraction to tourists. ”
"And I have an idea."
"What?"
Lu Wu did not answer, because this idea is now only a hazy idea, and it has not yet taken concrete shape, and it can only be said that it is just emerging and immature in the heart field.
It's not time to say it yet.
He smiled and said to Pu Luo: "Don't mention that first, let's collect the bees first, and wait for the park to open." Xiaopu, please go to the kitchen and help me mix some honey water, add some sugar to it, and I'll see some wood. ”
It's such a strange request, and why is it only half of the talk, it's weird. Pu Luo shook his head, complaining in his heart as he headed towards the kitchen.
When he mixed the honey water, he saw Lu Wu knock two holes in the bottom of the bucket, and then knocked the wooden stick into it little by little, and then pierced it out.
What is this doing ?
"It's easier for the bees to hang their nests on it." Lu Wu explained that he also punched another one in the other direction, so that the wooden sticks in the barrel took on a cross-shaped shape, "Whether it is convenient to hang the nest spleen is also one of the requirements for bees to choose a honeycomb." ”
"One?" Pu Luo felt a little, he glanced at the honey water in his hand, "This is also a request?" ”
Lu Wu smiled and complimented, "That's right, bees love sweetness, and sprinkling some honey water in the beehive can reduce their hostility, increase their favorability, and make it easier for bees to accept new nests." ”
"So that's the case...... Pu Luo's hand out the honey water suddenly paused, he remembered something, and asked suspiciously, "What about the sugar?" ”
"They can also accept sugar, and in fact beekeepers in some places will give them sugar water as food when they have no food for the winter, or when there is a disturbance in the bee population, it is also a good measure to appease them with white sugar water. In fact, this is a very common method in the breeding process, that is, some beekeepers are confused, resulting in this behavior being demonized......"
Pu Luo suddenly understood why those bees were circling around him today.
Because he had eaten his late night after his supper...... He also quietly went to the kitchen and stole the honey three knives made by the director last time, and he was still using the appearance of a weasel, and his hand slipped for a while, and rolled the honey three knives to the hair.
Although Pu Luo cleaned himself up at the time, the weasel's claws were too short, and there may have been some places that were not cleaned, which attracted the bees.
The prisoner is myself!
When Pu Luo was stunned and self-reflecting, Lu Wu had already sprayed the honey water evenly on the inside of the wooden barrel, and also focused on taking care of the wooden strips he had just put in.
The barrel itself is treated to make it waterproof. The newly stuffed wood strips are made of fir wood, which grows fast and has many gaps between the woods, so it cannot be made as load-bearing wood, but the thermal insulation and moisturizing effect is better, and now the honey water is absorbed as soon as it is sprinkled.
He also searched on the Internet just now, and many captive-bred beehives also use this kind of wood, which shows that the fragrance of the fir itself does not make the bees feel annoying.
And then there's the last and most important step.
Lu Wu took out a small chisel knife, turned the barrel upside down, and then knocked the bottom a few times, chiseling out a small gap.
It's very small and flat, and it doesn't even reach the knuckles of the little thumb.
"Is this small enough?" Pu Luo had now recovered from the sorrow of his own sin, he squatted down to look at the small gap, and then at the little bees that had been lured by the aroma of honey water, "Why don't you make it bigger?" ”
"Smaller ones are more secure for bees, so Hu Feng can't get in." Lu Wu's theoretical knowledge is very rich, "As long as the queen bee can enter, it is enough." When it gets in, I have to make the entrance smaller to keep it from coming out. ”
Detained, detained?