Lu Wu frowned and searched for a long time, but he couldn't find the registration button, and when he saw that the login required a real-name system, and even the default password was the last six digits of the ID card, he tentatively entered his name and pressed the confirmation button.

Immediately, a splashed ink landscape painting depicting many mythical beasts and demon fairies slowly unfolded in front of him. Lu Wu tapped his hand on the keyboard for a moment, and then saw the first sentence of the post.

Now the municipal management is strict, and many ways to please Daxian in the past can not be used, Xiaosheng summed it up, and the top ones are currently four: incense, raising chickens, opening altars, and kowtowing.

Among them, Shangxiang is the most doorway. Under the guidance of Jia Xian, Xiaosheng has prepared many flavors of incense, including finger sucking XX chicken flavor, wheat X hamburger flavor, and old X chicken flavor. If you want to be more traditional, Xiaosheng also has the flavor of supernatant tofu, Buddha jumping over the wall, and tangerine peel chicken, and the shop can also customize two-color Tai Chi incense and five-color Babao incense.

A treasure transaction full of 99 packs of Pegasus Express, Tong Su is not deceitful, you can buy and taste, welcome new and old customers to buy.

Lu Wu: ...... It turned out to be an advertising post.

He poked open the link to the store in the forum, and then found that the store of that store was a professional chicken farmer.

Or even a business license?

Then click on the comment area, except for a very few words that a certain taste is really not accepted to be dumped incense, all of them are praised, saying that the good skills of the landlord have saved the precarious people, immortal feelings, and the merit is immeasurable/Fusheng is immeasurable.

Lu Wu: ............

It's a bit outrageous, and because it's too outrageous, it's a little reasonable.

He stared at the words to save his feelings, and fell into deep thought.

And where is the Pu who is being thought of by the heart at this moment?

He was actually hiding in the zoo, but not on the ground, but in the air.

Pu Luo found a tree hole and closed himself in it.

Chapter 36

Daishan Zoo is close to Mount Tai, relying on the natural advantages of Mount Tai Natural Reserve, coupled with the relationship between the zoo's lush plants and no pesticides, attracting many wild animals.

Not to mention the white-prostitute finches and crows that are found everywhere, the most common fox yellow and white willow gray among the people, except for the fox that has not appeared for the time being, everything else is collected here.

The hole where Pu Luo is now squatting used to belong to the Taishan squirrel, and it is estimated that it is still the nest that has just been used up in this breeding season, and it is padded layer after layer by the mother squirrel with thick red fluff and something that I don't know whether it is catkins or poplar catkins, and the whole bed is soft and elastic, and it is very comfortable to sleep on.

What? After being occupied by Puluo, what should the former owner do?

Don't worry, the squirrel is a diurnal animal, and when it's not in the nest, it's either abandoned or part of the ecological chain.

The former is more likely, because the squirrels of Mount Tai are all invincible "alien species invasion", and there are no squirrels in Mount Tai itself, and today's squirrels were released and bred by "caring people" more than ten years ago.

Strictly speaking, as long as there are no species in the current ecological chain, they are considered alien species, and whether they have reached the level of invasion depends on whether the species has no natural enemies here.

Obviously, Tarzan's squirrel falls into the latter category.

The squirrel itself belongs to the hunted side of the ecological chain, but because of the vigorous development of tourism and the special geographical environment, the powerful hunters here are either driven or migrated by humans.

So when the squirrels arrived here, their number of natural predators was 0, there were no natural predators to hunt, plus there were a large number of pine trees planted here, and there were farmers nearby to carry out fruit planting, and the squirrels who did not have to worry about food and clothing soon flooded.

Probably because there is no natural predator, the squirrel heart here is very large, and the general animals have a small entrance and a large inside when they make burrows, which is to defend against natural enemies and also to protect trees.

However, the opening of this cave is very large, large enough for hunters' baby weasels to get in, and this rough way of burrowing directly prevents the tree from transmitting energy smoothly, so that it withers.

Without the protection of the dense foliage, this cave has no concealment, and it can be seen by other animals, which is probably why the squirrel abandoned its nest.

However, it was precisely because the tree had withered that Pu Luo was able to see the hole at a glance, and after visually measuring the size, he judged that the hole was suitable for him to close himself.

How can you not be autistic? In vain, he felt that he was hiding well, and the two identities of one light and one dark switched freely and they were all happily eating, but they were all under the nose of the principal.

I don't know how much the director has seen, and has he seen his failure to catch the mouse?

It's not okay to steal food and get dirty, and most importantly, he can't be seen when he is stuck in the air in the black bear cage and dangling his legs!

If it's actually seen, there's no way, but don't get it recorded!

Woo, the Internet says that the monitor has the ability to preserve, why did human beings invent such a terrible thing as a monitor!

Pu Luo Pa Pa Bang pressed the phone with his paws, and when he entered the surveillance and zoo into the search box at the same time, what he saw made the poor mouse's eyes red, and the phone fell on the soft mat.

Pu Luo didn't have the courage to pick it up for a while, and it would take him a lifetime to heal the psychological wounds of this moment.

Oh my God, humans can use surveillance to spy on animals like that! Just watch, they even did a non-stop live broadcast throughout the day, even, even mating, and even showed the animal's poop with a grin.

Show poop!

The most terrifying thing was that there were people in the barrage arguing about the situation of the poop, and they were able to pull out the recipe of the poor panda, saying that it was too much dry food, too little bamboo, and less water to make the poop like this.

Who doesn't get confused when you see this?

Pu Luo felt that he was about to suffocate, and he couldn't think of anything he could do other than hug himself tighter.

He didn't dare to think about what he looked like in the camera, and did the principal have it...... Will there be other viewers outside the camera who are also analyzing him?

I really didn't dare to think about this, Pu Luo felt that his strength was already a little unstable, and there was something about to move that was encouraging him.

Or......

Why don't you just change back to its original shape and tear down this zoo?

As long as the zoo is demolished and the director and the animals are brought back to their hometowns to be raised, no one will know about his black history.

Anyway, the director and the animals don't live long, and even if they die of old age, they will only live for a hundred years. And his territory is bigger than this one, so it's okay to let all the animals out for free, and if they need it, he can help them tie up their other halves and arrange a marriage for them.

But this evil thought had just arisen, and Pu Luo was like a balloon that had been punctured, and he suddenly remembered that he was no longer the old Huang Li, and that it was illegal for him to do so now, and if he dared to do something illegal and undisciplined, he would probably be handed over by his father and imprisoned.

Even if you don't go to jail, you have to be dragged to work...... Then you might as well go to jail.

Under the pressure of work, Pu Luo felt that he could endure it again.

Woo, no, I really want to blow up the zoo!

Just as the little weasel was whimpering and gnawing irritably with its tail in its arms, there was a sudden sound of rustling outside the hollow, something climbing up the trunk of the tree, and the sound of animals flapping their wings.

At this time, there are always those who start with the word "night", such as night heron, nighthawk, and an owl, which will flutter here, probably the latter.

Pu Luo only felt that he was like a boiling kettle at the moment, and it was full of anger, since he couldn't sweep the zoo, it might be good to find a place to vent.

The owl in the zoo is still a single bird, and the long-eared owl is also hoping to be delivered to the door, although their breeding season is almost over this year, but it is not impossible to raise someone anyway and try to lay an egg.

Pu Luo stood up, and at this moment, the sound of flapping wings had reached the entrance of the cave, but in a moment, a pair of small round eyes narrowed and a pair of golden compound eyes matched.

The moment they looked at each other, they were stunned for a moment.

Pu Luo was stunned because he was very familiar with the other party's appearance, after all, he had only had close contact with people in the surveillance today, and the only difference was that the other party's legs were not wrapped in pollen, but a whole plum.

Could this be the advantage of growing bigger? It's strange that there are bees that don't gnaw pollen and nectar, but gnaw on fruits.

Not right, plums? Where did he get the plums?

A cold light flashed in Puluo's eyes.

He remembers that the director's land contractor planted plums, and after the last batch of plums had been harvested in large quantities a few weeks ago, the other party had surrendered the lease and his land was back in the name of the director.

Although they have harvested as many ripe plums as possible, they have always come across some late-ripening fruits, which along with the trees have been given to the director as an apology for the surrender of the rent, and the director said a few days ago that he would take time to pick plums for the animals to eat.

Well, the director is already so poor, and you still want to steal his plums?

The most important thing is that the head of the garden will give him a portion of the plum, or the kind that you eat during the day and eat again at night, won't your conscience hurt?

Obviously, the other party's conscience does not hurt, because at this moment the large bee is tilting its head to look at Puluo, and asks as if sincerely: "Excuse me, are you a Tibetan fox or a weasel?" ”

Puluo: ......

Pu Luo was furious.

If you want to fight, you can say it directly, you don't need to engage in personal attacks!

Ahh

After a string of discordant sounds, the little weasel stepped on the large bee tied into a caterpillar with all four feet: "Tell me, what's your name, how long have you been here?" How many plums were stolen? What are the levels of protected animals? ”

The big bee that was caught off guard whimpered: "I, I've always lived here, I didn't steal plums, this is my territory." ”

Pu Luo snorted coldly: "Nonsense, saying that this is your territory, is there any proof?" Do you have a state-approved land contract document or an official seal? ”

Qin Yuan choked, "But, but I've been living here since I woke up." ”

"Does living all the time mean it belongs to you? I have always lived in this land, and I dare to say that this country is my territory? Pu Luo turned over the large bug in front of him, snatched the plum from the opponent's claws, and nibbled on his own booty while giving the fool a common sense.

-- Now all the land in the world is owned by the state, and no matter whether it is a human or a demon, there is only the right to use it, not the ownership.

PS: Now the right to use this land belongs to the director, and the output of the land is naturally the personal property of the director.

"So you're stealing, tell me how many plums you stole from me?"

Pu Luo threatened with pity: "Tell you, now there is a new punishment for human beings, it will use a magic weapon to record all your previous black history with high-definition images and film and television, no matter if it is a few decades or hundreds of years, your black history will be as clear as ever." ”

"In the future, whether you celebrate your birthday, move to the cave mansion, get married to your children and grandchildren, achieve great skills, or become famous in the immortal class, these things will be played repeatedly at your banquet, and you will never want to escape them for the rest of your life!"

As if disgusted that such a threat was not enough, he added another strong stroke: "If you make it clear now, I can still forgive you, otherwise, hmph, when you have a record of theft, then you will have a criminal record, and you will not be able to be included in the compilation for the rest of your life, not only will you not be included in the compilation, but you will even be affected in the future in finding a job." ”

"Woo woo, I'll confess, I'll confess! Don't treat me like this! The poor little bee's mentality was about to collapse, and she hurriedly said that she wanted to confess and be lenient, but just as she was about to speak, she suddenly noticed that the inquisitor's expression was more ugly than it.

Obviously threatening him, why did this strange square-faced animal seem to cry itself?

"Well, that's the one you're doing?"

"Not so good." Pu Luo, who remembered the sad thing, wiped the corners of his eyes with his paws, and while threatening others, he scolded himself to divert his attention: "Explain quickly." ”

Woo, why is it more fierce? In vain, I still cared for you, and the little bee said aggrievedly: "I, my name is Qin Yuan, I will eat two of the fruits, really, I have only been awake for a long time, I have been sleeping before, I have been hungry after waking up." ”

"I don't know what protected animals are, do I mean if there is a big protection? I used to have a boss, but the boss has been missing for a long time, woo woo woo my boss!! ”

Well, I don't know if it's a protected animal, but I can easily say that I have no one to cover it, and I can see that my head is not very smart.

Pu Luo took out his mobile phone and took a picture of the caterpillar below, and the X-degree picture came out to be a bee, but Pu Luo always felt that something was wrong, because although this guy has the same tentacles, compound eyes, poisonous needles and color matching as bees, but its feet are not insects, but more like bird legs.

Although the two small thin legs were very tightly covered by the hair on the abdomen, Pu Luo, who had fought with it, knew very well that these two legs were still very powerful, and the tips of the claws were also very sharp, although they were not as strong as the owl's particularly strong claws, but they were not long in vain.

Talents on the Internet have said: strange-looking animals are generally protected animals, and the more extreme they are, the higher the rank.

The guy in front of him looked strange enough, but no matter how Pu Luo searched, he couldn't find an animal that looked exactly the same.

Hey? Is it a completely new species?

While waiting for the network to refresh, Pu Luo glanced at the XXL bee with two large compound eyes full of tears and still falling down in the bar, and couldn't help but think about what this big discovery would mean for Daishan Zoo.

Discoveries, research, records, and discoveries that shake the world are like clouds, and make a little money, hey~

However, at this moment, the web page of his mobile phone finally refreshed, and a color drawing appeared on the screen, and Pu Luo was stunned, because the animal in this image looked a little like the big bee in front of him.