Surprise! Protecting animals can't even make a living by selling cuteness v. 40
β¦β¦ I was wrong, I was really wrong.
With tears in his eyes, Pu Luo moved the bulging chicks out of the box, and then replaced them with four chickens that didn't eat so much, in the urging of the tourists.
After closing the cage, he motioned for the game to begin.
In front of him were waves of people holding tickets, and behind him were chicks who were already a little anorexic and rabbits who were no longer willing to eat grass and had even begun to stomp their feet against him.
Pu Luo felt so helpless now.
How can there be so many people now?
So many people?
The Chicken Defense War is a gift project of the zoo, and at the entrance of the zoo, almost every guest who comes to the park first checks in is this game, and Puluo has become the most densely populated place.
And what made him despair the most was that he could still see the steady stream of tourists pouring in from the entrance.
But......
The chicks are running out of food!
Just two hours after the start of work, all the chicks have already eaten enough, and when they first started work, they were still "chirping" and screaming to signal to hurry up.
You must know that the chickens are now sub-adults, and the chickens of this age are rapidly pumping and growing, and it is also the time when the chickens have the greatest appetite, and even they can't eat them, so you can imagine how many people come to play?
In fact, it is not only a matter of numbers, but also the behavior of these people.
To make money...... Ah no, in order to improve the playability of the game, the chick game can be krypton gold to improve the level of equipment, that is, to spend money to buy bread worms, the price is not expensive, 5 cents a piece, but it is 2 yuan more than this game to reopen a game, 5 cents accounts for 1/4, and the cost performance can be said to be very low.
Therefore, even if the previous players have krypton, that is, they are slightly kryptonite, and everyone mainly fights for technology.
But this group of tourists is different, almost everyone is the master who hands over the money without blinking, and occasionally complains about how they collect cash here, and they buy bugs from ten to eight......
This way of eating, who can not be full of chickens!
And with so much protein ingested at once, the chicken pen must stink tonight.
Thinking that he would have to clean the stinky chicken pen at night, the little weasel who was rubbed in the crowd finally couldn't help it: "You, you're not here to play games, you're here to feed the chickens, right?" βγ
Tourists: ......
The tourists smiled mysteriously together.
Hey, isn't it, everyone is a city baby, it's good to know some things, why bother saying it.
Seeing this, Pu Luo's state of mind finally collapsed, and he took out his mobile phone and asked the director for help.
He's already tried, not only by increasing the number of bread worms that can be purchased, but also by reducing the number of chickens that enter the game, trying to delay the time of a game.
But the flow of people is too large, and these efforts will not achieve the desired effect, and if this continues, something will happen to the chickens.
I only hate that he hadn't learned a spell that would speed up digestion, otherwise he would have used it a long time ago.
Lu Wu came quickly, he patted Pu Luo's shoulder, and then he raised his ...... Yes? Where did the little trumpet come from?
"Hello everyone, I am the director of Daishan Zoo." Lu Wu's voice with a faint electric current sound reached the crowd, and he introduced himself three times in a row, which simply suppressed the noise of the crowd.
The young man has a long body, his eyes are like stars, his appearance is a common local sword eyebrows and high nose, and his temperament is elegant, because he is busy and hot, the tip of the young man's nose also has a few small beads of sweat, but the whole person inexplicably has a clean and refreshing feeling.
But that's what he said......
"General Weasel, the leader of the Chicken Clan, has entrusted me with a thank you order."
Pu Luo and the tourists were stunned when they heard this.
"Players and warriors, thank you for your heroic battle, the Chicken Defense, a major success."
"The enemy has been repulsed by our side, and the next thing our soldiers are will enter a state of combat readiness and recuperation."
The tourists were in an uproar, and at this moment, a voice in the crowd shouted: "Does the general have any words, when will he fight again?" β
Lu Wu looked at the other party and said with a smile: "When the battle will start again depends on when the enemy soldiers will finish resting, but according to the news from the scouts, the other side is already rebuilding the offensive, and it will be restarted in about two hours." β
"But the battlefield is unpredictable and unpredictable. It may also be longer, warriors, General Weasel thanks you for your hard work, hereby ordered a banquet for guests from all over the world, you can rely on the invitation order that has not yet been honored, at the entrance to get a roasted sausage at the end of the garden, if there are warriors who want to participate in the war again, you can also hold the invitation order to participate in the war next time, it is valid within one month. β
"What do you mean?" Some tourists were not accustomed to this kind of crepe statement, and they wondered, but someone on the side explained to him: "The chicken can't be eaten, and you have to wait for two hours to play now. β
"No, two hours are not two hours, one hour is two hours, and two hours are four hours."
"Four hours? That's like a long time. β
"There's no way, there's no way to eat this chicken, it's impossible to hold it up."
"Wait!" Suddenly, a young man found Huadian, and a young man raised his hand high: "Principal, you just said that the general is ......?" β
Lu Wu smiled with a smile in his eyes, and said with a smile in the gloomy gaze of the rat behind him: "It's a weasel." β
"What? Is this weasel the one we understand to be? β
The director smiled mysteriously.
The tourists couldn't hold back: "Is it the same mousewolf as the old hairy monkey?" β
Puluo: ............
The principal continued to smile.
Tourists get it.
The tourists laughed: "What kind of setting is this?" β
"The principal knows how to play."
"Hahaha, the leader of the chicks is a weasel hahahaha!"
"Weasels lead chickens to fight, isn't that less and less, what a hell joke hahahaha!"
"No wonder there are fewer and fewer chickens entering the venue, it turns out that the leader is a weasel!"
Pu Luo's face turned a little red with anger.
Weasel, what's wrong with the weasel being the leader?
Does he take good care of these chickens?
These chickens are dyed chickens, the kind of dye toxicity boss, even if the chicken expert encounters them, he has to numb his claws, but he is not pulling so big, that is not a pull!!
Besides, just saying that weasels eat chickens, don't these people eat chickens?
Almost every prefecture-level administrative unit in Shandong Province has a set of characteristic methods of eating chicken, although it is not to the extent that no chicken can fly out alive like Guangdong Province, but you also eat a lot of chickens, okay?
It's so angry!
But for the sake of money, you still have to be patient.
Maybe it's because of the director's hell jokes, or maybe it's because everyone is happy with the compensation measures, except for a few visitors who mumble some dissatisfaction, most of the tourists express their understanding of the closure of the game.
How can you not understand, it's not that the machine is broken, it's that the chickens are full.
If the machine is broken, it can still be repaired, and the chickens can't be spit out and eat again when they are full, right?
2 pieces of the game, 3 pieces of grilled sausages, and 10 pieces of it again, this compensation is also in place, and everyone is not unreasonable.
Tourists bustle towards the mountain, but there are also some tourists who uphold the spirit of coming and coming, and find Puluo.
"You're going to buy this?" Pu Luo was a little confused by this request, he looked at the price of 5 cents a piece written on his bread worm box, and then looked at the middle-aged man in front of him, a little self-doubting.
Young people may not know the price of bread worms, but older people should know very well that this worm reproduces quickly, is resistant to disease, and is not picky about feed, and is a cheap and delicious feed worm.
They sell it for 5 cents here, and they can catch a handful for 5 cents outside.
The middle-aged people who came around were obviously very knowledgeable, and when they saw Pu Luo's hesitant appearance, they laughed, saying that they had planned to fish in the afternoon, but in the morning their wives and children were in a hurry and forgot to bring live bait.
"It's not that you can't dig earthworms, but these days it's sunny for several days, and the earthworms are deep and the soil is relatively hard, so it's not very convenient to dig up.
Pu Luo couldn't hear anything else, and he was full of two words: feed the fish.
He said thoughtfully, "You're here to feed the fish......
"Aang?" The middle-aged people were stunned, did they not say it clearly just now? Or is this little young ear behind it?
"It's not about feeding the fish, it's about fishing......"
"It's all about it!" Puluo's eyes were shining: "Where are you going to get off the pole?" Far away? In fact, our zoo also has a pond with a lot of fish in it! β
Chapter 40
Lura, it's a crocodile from Africa.
In that vast and hot land, it and its forefathers were kings of the waters.
In that land, zebras and antelopes are their hors d'oeuvres, bison are their teethers, and occasionally they decorate their scales with the fur of a panther and do not refuse to use the mane of a lion as a medal of merit.
We are the king of AfricaοΌ
Although they have been in the East since they were eggs, Lula knows this information, because they reptiles have knowledge engraved in their DNA, and they don't need to be taught by their parents after they are born, like mammals.
Of course, this does not mean that they are not capable of learning when they come out of the shell, but sometimes they take longer to react to new things, not that they are stupid, but only that they match what they see in front of them with the memories passed down from their ancestors.
Occasionally, it means that occasionally, occasionally the CPU will burn up.
For example, right now, Lula's CPU is burning.
Lula doesn't really care, it understands its own brain, mainly if it's probably used too many times lately, and it's always burned since it was sent here.
Seeing that you can stuff your whole body in it, and you can roll inside, turn around, and dive into the big water.
Little by little climb up from the water to the shore, and burn it while basking in the sun on the edge of the pool.
The birds of the sky will burn when they pass by.
The smell of the air has never been so complicated, the first time you deal with animal information, you have to burn it, you have to feed it to your mouth, you have to stare at the fish in the lake yourself, and you have to burn it when you have to eat it.
Burning and burning, Lula is used to this kind of itching on the head.
It's in its DNA, it understands, isn't it just the feeling of having a brain.
The biggest problem with Lula now is not whether it has a long brain, but whether it is worried about whether there is something wrong with its body, and it ...... In its memory, there are only two seasons: the rainy season and the dry season, the former is cool and rainy, and the latter is hot and rainy, and the water will dry up, so we must be vigilant.
But this place ...... How does the rain come with the heat? It always feels like it's getting hotter, so hot that crocodiles don't even want to eat!
At this time, Lula misses the time when she was still in captivity by humans.