Surprise! Protecting animals can't even make a living by selling cuteness v. 45
[What is a three-piece set?] γ
[Of course, it's the Old Summer Palace of the Great Wall, by the way, the Great Wall, don't come, it's everyone]
[Don't come to Mount Tai, everyone]
[Hee-hee, don't clear mines, I'm still on high speed]
[Put your ass, where is this zoo, see how the UP master is playing, if the quality is good, I can't change the itinerary.] γ
When Pu Luo took the mobile phone, he happened to see this line of words, his eyes lit up, and he shouted at the ark that was holding the mobile phone and was about to leave: "We are Daishan Zoo, just on the edge of Mount Tai, Taishan bus station can take 972 bus 30, the ticket is only 10 yuan, and now we still have a food city here, you can eat on the street!" The kind without big tents - the whole family is welcome to come and playββββ"
The barrage suddenly swept over.
[Okay, okay, I heard]
[Why is this voice getting louder and louder?] UP Lord, did that little brother rush to your side to speak? γ
Frightened, the ark twisted the camera around him to show how far he had gone in the midst of the laughter and inexplicable questioning of the tourists around him.
[Wow, this must be a hundred meters, right? This little brother's voice is bright enough, has he ever learned to sing? γ
[The voice just now was obviously amplified a little bit, and I thought that a hand would be on the shoulder of the UP master in the next step]
He has never learned to sing, but he is naturally loud.
Gaffe, gaffe, isn't it a little anxious.
Pu Luo sat down a little shyly, he pulled his mask, smiled at the bewildered guests, and said, "How many tickets, may I ask?" β
In this room, Pu Luo is still roasting sausages and entertaining guests, and the live broadcast duo over there has already followed the flow of people to the zoo.
"Our first stop was supposed to be to see the piglets...... There aren't really many animals in this zoo. Ark glanced at the ticket and saw that there was no valid information on it, so he stuffed it back into his pocket.
"I've done some homework before, and this zoo has actually rescued a lot of animals, such as wolves, foxes, falcons, deer, and cranes, but the director's attitude towards those animals is that as long as they can survive on their own, they will be cured and released, and in the end, the only animals left behind are an owl with broken wings and a fox with balance problems."
"It should be said that the animals in this zoo are basically old, weak, sick and disabled, and the only healthy one is the pig, ah, hey, this pig seems to be in circles in the garden, no, it's not stereotyped, do you look at this sparkling little eyes? It's supposed to be looking for something. β
The cage in the lens still does not look spacious, and the indoor and outdoor parts are only more than ten square meters together, especially the cage is piled up with many things, and the green space outside the cage is also planted with many plants that have been destroyed to death, which looks even more cramped at first glance.
"It's a little small." Jiang Ling said honestly: "Although there is only one pig, this environment is still a little small. β
"It's a little small, but if you look closely, this cage has a three-dimensional area." The ark adjusted the lens and focused on several large tanks in the cage and some straw accumulations: "There should be room in the straw for the pig to get into, and it can climb to the top of the straw along the back support and look down from a high position." β
"Ark, look here." Jiang Ling pulled him and motioned him to point the camera at the commentary board on the side, because there were many tourists, people would not be able to walk there for a while and a half, and the universal mobile phone would be useful at this time, and the focus could be pulled in front of him.
The two of them exclaimed in unison: "Wow, it's all hand-painted, what a hand-drawn handwork." β
"Look, I'll just say it's drillable."
The barrage is another burst of haha [You two really have no tacit understanding!] γ
[But the Ark is really right, this schematic diagram ...... It should be called a schematic diagram.,There's a picture of a pig drilling into the haystack.,Oh, hey, it's going to show its legs outside.,Um...... But it's very similar to my sleep, and who is this painter, and the painting style is so lovely! γ
[It turns out that the big tank is for pigs to dodge, and it can also be used part-time to enjoy the cold...... Wait, what the hell is that little word on the side that says 'I can't get into it now'? Is it Piggy's fault that you can't get in? It's obviously your breeder's fault that you didn't choose the right piglet's size! γ
[There is a quagmire outside the cage for pigs to roll in the painting, why didn't I see it]
[Stupid, the ground outside is mud, and it's a quagmire when it rains]
[Ark Ark, hurry up and shoot on the right, there is a sign over there]
The Ark shifted the screen to the sign, and read out the message while patting him: "8-10 o'clock in the morning is the time for the pig to feed, its food is scattered all over the cage, the position is randomly refreshed every day, when to eat it every day, depending on the pig's sense of smell that day, if it is not eaten, it will become a plant in the cage." β
"Plants?"
Fang Zhou paused, slowly moved the camera to the "broken flowers and willows" outside the field, and read again: "Plants, ......"
The barrage is already going crazy with laughter.
[Don't read it, don't read it, save some face for the pig]
[Pig, can't you find it? It's obvious that the breeder is hiding too deeply! γ
[You don't understand upstairs, it's not that pigs can't find it, pigs and pigs are for sustainable development, if you plant a seed today, you can harvest a thousand seeds next year!] γ
[In other words, it can sprout, this zoo should be natural food for pigs, not feed, right? ] γ
"Yes, most of the animal food in this zoo is natural food, it seems that only desert cats are picky and eat cat food, but there will also be food as a supplement." Fang Zhou explained: "It is said that the head of the garden used to buy it at the vegetable market every day, but now I am not sure how it is. β
"Now someone is helping to deliver it!" Pu Luo thought to herself, since the zoo became a little more popular, the vegetable farm where the director usually buys vegetables has opened a telephone reservation mode for the director, but occasionally the director will go to the vegetable market to personally select when he is free.
The vegetables and meat selected by the director are generally better than those sent, which is not a fool of the vegetable market, mainly because the director is too capable.
At this time, the two anchors on the mobile phone screen suddenly said: "There are a lot of people on the top, let's not climb up first, this zoo's special activity is crayfish and bullfrog fishing, and the two of us will go to play that first." β
As soon as they said and did, the two young men carried their mobile phones out of the current and headed for another position with a little less crowd.
Along the way, the two of them also took a few nostalgic glances at the chicken defense project, and their souls were about to be taken away by the "warriors" and "heroes" who sounded loudly.
Fortunately, they are still sensible.
It turned out that they had made the right choice at the moment, and when the two arrived at the site, there was already a queue there, but there was a countdown clock in the team, and there was a picture at the bottom, which meant that the visitors could click on it themselves when they saw the previous batch of ends, so that they could roughly calculate the time.
"Oh oh, this design is good." The two young men stood at the end of the line and pointed the camera at the countdown watch: "There are still 12 minutes left in the batch in front of us, and this game is a 20-minute game. I'll take a look at the back...... Okay, when they saw it, they put two of them, and the third one was a sign...... Burst. β
It is no wonder that the ark laughed, for in the third place where the watch should have been placed was a drawing cardboard, on which was a little weasel standing upright and snorting.
The little guy puffed out his cheeks, his round eyes were full of disapproval, his little paws were inserted on his waist, and the words said: There is a crocodile on the left, and there is fishing on the right, don't waste precious time here!
"It's lovely, but are there weasels in this zoo?"
"It seems that there is no exhibition area," Jiang Ling looked at the many introductions he found earlier, "but I saw that there was a saying that someone had fed a weasel, and it might be a domestic weasel from the zoo." β
It's not a domestic weasel, it's a domestic immortal.
Pu Luo puffed up his chest proudly, and then his expression fell a little when he heard the next sentence, Jiang Ling said: "But this weasel is a little fat, and its belly is round, and we have fed a weasel before, and the weasel is much smaller than this." β
"yes, that was a few months ago, oh that weasel is so cute, little soft, give it chicken, and let us touch its head, I want to go home, but no, it's illegal."
"Stink? If it doesn't stink, how can a cute rat stink? When we saw it, it wasn't the size of a slap, it was fishing with us all night, and we didn't want it to be found in danger at that time, so we didn't cut it in when we were editing, but it doesn't matter now, the place is going to be remodeled, and I guess it's long gone. β
"Now, here's a picture of it."
Pu Luo, who was single-minded, took a closer look and saw that the screen of his mobile phone clearly left his appearance when he first came here.
The slender and small face, because of the thinness, looks even more pitiful big eyes, and the waist that seems to be only the thickness of two human fingers.
Pu Luo: "......"
The two bored humans also compared his previous photos with the weasels in his portraits, and then laughed at his current chubby appearance.
It's not chubby!
Pu Luo hatefully picked up the utility knife, and slashed along the ruler, and the blade passed through a whole book of bills in one breath, directly turning one ticket into a half, and while handing out the perfectly cut tickets, he raised an objection: he was just hairy.
He just made all the mistakes that the furry would make in the fall.
"Hello, which game are you going to play?" In the midst of the chat, a familiar voice came into the microphone.
Lu Wu's face appeared in the camera, the other party seemed to be very sensitive to the camera, and before the ark covered the camera, he had already realized that they were live broadcasting, and after shaking his head to say that it didn't matter, Lu Wu continued: "We have two projects today, one is a crayfish and one is a bullfrog, crayfish 30 one, 20 minutes, bullfrog 40 one, 25 minutes, if both projects participate, that is 65 a total of 50 minutes, you can freely allocate the participation time of the two projects, but it is now morning, We recommend playing crayfish, bullfrogs are more difficult to catch now. β
"When is the bullfrog good to catch?" Ark asked curiously.
"In the evening, it will be easier to catch," Lu Wu motioned to the two to look at the amusement project: "Crayfish are easy to catch during the day, bullfrogs are easy to catch at night, although we made a shade shelter for the bullfrogs to block the daylight, but the effect is not too good during the day......
"Let's choose bullfrogs." The two young men clenched their fists, indicating that the real man was going to challenge the high difficulty.
"To be honest, we've played lobster fishing, and it's pretty easy, but we haven't really played bullfrog hunting."
"I've never even seen a live bullfrog, but I've eaten it."
Lu Wu glanced at them, his expression a little indescribably subtle.
"Okay, it's okay, we'll teach you how to play later, this is a ticket for the two, please come with me."
The director of the garden did not listen carefully to the explanation, after all, this is the rules and gameplay they discussed, simply put, the bullfrog field is divided into two fields, the outer field is pure open-air, and the inner field is to block the sky with a shading canopy, so as to form a relatively dim environment, the family can first feel the difficulty of catching bullfrogs in the open air, and then enter the infield to play.
The method of catching is also very simple, the environment in the field simulates the rice fields in the south, the ravines are crisscrossed, and many rice ears have been transplanted, which are half a human high, which is an excellent shelter for bullfrogs.
The game is played in tandem, with a team divided into a catcher and an observer, with the observer shining a bullfrog with a strong light on the opposite side of the pool to blind it and giving instructions to its companion on the other side.
Because of the cover of rice, the catcher holding the net pocket cannot see the position of the bullfrog at all, and all their actions need to listen to the command in the headphones, and the tacit understanding and timing of both sides must be just right to catch the bullfrog.
"When we start playing, we play the sound of construction on the radio, and the bullfrog is familiar with the movement and will not be vigilant, and this sound can also cover the footsteps of the family." Lu Wu smiled and looked at the many tourists who were changing their galoshes, and when he saw that they were ready, he led the people in: "You can take back all the bullfrogs you caught, and from 11 o'clock, the delicious frogs at the door will start to open, everyone, come on!" β
"I always think the director is smiling so treacherously." This is Gangneung's penultimate sentence, and his last sentence is: "it, the bullfrog looks so disgusting!! β
Chapter 44
During the wonderful National Day holiday, online platforms are just as busy as their owners.
Those who play outside have to make a splash while playing, and those who go to work and squat at home have to watch others crowd and enjoy the pain of others.
Both parties get pleasure from networking anyway.
But in this atmosphere where you are happy and I am happy, there is a strange entry that hits scenic spots, spits on scenic spots, kicks star activities, and climbs onto the hot search little by little.
#δ½ Don't Know Bullfrog#
What the hell? Why is this thing on the hot search?
The majority of melon-eating netizens clicked on the page with an unknown face, and then they were swiped by various GIFs.
There are bullfrogs in the field, there are bullfrogs in net pockets, there are bullfrogs on people's heads, car covers, mobile phones, anyway, all 4K close-up shots.
Netizens who opened the picture unsuspectingly: Ahhhh
Bullfrogs, are bullfrogs such disgusting creatures?
Obviously, their meat looks white and delicious, but it turns out that it is so disgusting when they are alive!
Don't get me wrong, it's not that you don't know what bullfrogs look like, and who didn't raise tadpoles a few times when they were young and developed leprosy β‘β‘ stories, and the children in the countryside don't mention it, even in the city every certain season, there will be tadpoles that appear on time at the school gate to those vendors who smile kindly but specialize in scamming children's money.
It's all frogs, and they must all look pretty much the same.
But now it looks completely different!
First of all, bullfrogs are very fat, and unlike the slender bodies of common frogs, bullfrogs are round and eat very well, but they are also fat, and horned frogs are very cute. Why is this guy so fat and villainous?
Secondly, although it does not have the same small bumps as leprosy β‘β‘, it has similar hidden spots, combined with mud spots, which poke straight into the secret death hole.
Most importantly, the family has a pair of horizontal pupils and a huge eardrum, which is even larger than the eye, and at first glance it looks like it has four eyes.