Surprise! Animals can't even make a living by selling cuteness vs 52

"Huh? Oops, did you forget? Oh, probably you were too young to remember, but our creek was down from the mountains, and it was rich in nutrients, so we had everything in it, groupers, pheasants, stone frogs, eels, hey, people said that our stream was weird, that there were all things that should be there and that there shouldn't be, that there was an ecological chain, that there were scientists who had studied it before, and that the stream dried up before the results of the study. ”

"I remember when we got out of class, we all threw our schoolbags home, and we would take a basin and spoon to catch fish and shrimp in the stream, and take home what we could eat, and release what we couldn't eat.

"Anyway, we also came to catch the kingfisher and pluck the feathers, and after being discovered, the guy crawled out of our village." Angler A showed a very kind smile, as if he didn't notice what he seemed to be exposing himself: "It's a pity that the water here has been cut off, that year was the first year that the kingfisher nested in our place, and the fish ran out, and then the surrounding villages started mechanical harvesting, no, it's been a long time." ”

Pu Luo tilted his head, and he understood that the water was dry, but what was the connection between mechanical harvesting and kingfishers?

"The biggest difficulty that kingfishers have now is that they are difficult to breed, and this medium-sized migratory bird likes to dig holes near the water's edge to build its nests during the breeding season, but the problem is that their breeding season coincides with the high density of agricultural life, and the current field work is mostly carried out with equipment, so the nests of these little creatures are often crushed by agricultural machinery." Lu Wu saw that he was puzzled, so he explained to him.

"In fact, there are already a lot of animal activists who have found the problem and are trying to solve the problem, but because the kingfisher is quite vigilant, whether it is an artificial nest or an early intervention, it has not had much effect, and the only effective solution is to keep the farm machinery from approaching the embankment along the water."

"How is this possible!" The fishermen are obviously well aware of this: "Harvesting is a competition with the sky for food, and if you delay it for a day or two, it will rain, and you will lose money in planting, and if you don't use machinery and labor, the loss will be even worse." ”

"If it's in a protected area or if there's a monetary subsidy, if it's an ordinary farmer, you can't do it at all. No one has the heart to protect this or that, and the greatest gentleness of the peasants is not to let the agricultural machinery walk close to the shore, and no matter how much they are around, they will not be able to take care of it. Another angler sighed.

It's another contradiction between man and nature.

Pu Luo exhaled a breath and heard Lu Wu whisper: "It's October, and the breeding season of kingfishers should be over...... It would be nice if it was a parent bird. ”

The young man's eyes were bright, and he looked at the artificial lake among the green trees: "If they are willing to settle here, we may try to make some artificial nests to lure them in, mechanical harvesting will not change it for a short time, but if we can adapt them to artificial nests in the future, we may be able to change the situation." ”

So, out of the need for observation, Lu Wu asked the two anglers to pass on all the kingfisher images they had taken to himself.

During the network transmission, they took a closer look at the previous footage of the kingfisher hunting.

The kingfisher in the video is standing on a fishing rod, its eyes fixed on the water, and suddenly, it flies away from the rod and plunges headlong into the water.

It was lightning fast, and it had the momentum to shoot without return, but it was so accurate that in the blink of an eye it was back to its former position, the only difference being that it now had a fish in its mouth.

The kingfisher swallowed the fish in two strikes, and then it stayed on the rod and waited for the next chance.

"Well, isn't it fun...... the air force angler smiled brightly, but he still managed to squeeze out a little sorrow: "Oh, it's stuck on my fishing rod, I'm not good at fishing, and the fish that are about to be hooked have also been snatched away by it. ”

Puluo: = =

Lu Wu: = =

This attitude,It's a bit cheap and good.,He just saw it.,In the mobile phone album on that page,It's all photos of the kingfisher.,These two videos were taken one after another.,Didn't you see it and it's not finished now?

However, the kind-hearted Pu Xiaoluo didn't intend to demolish him......

Angler A smiled and said, "This is also a good thing, the fishing industry in our animal park can be regarded as having its own characteristics, director, you must treat these kingfishers well and keep them." ”

"Maybe we can have our own mascot."

Mascot? It's a familiar word.

I don't know why, Pu Luo always had a bad premonition, and the facts proved that the premonition of the divine beast was still very effective, because in the next second, he heard this group of guys say-

"The small pond in the XX area before, because there was a weasel, attracted many people to come, I have also been there, I have not seen a weasel at all, the water area is small, there are few fish in it, there is nothing fun, it is better to have our animal park."

"That is, our animal garden has good mountains, good water, and many fish in the pond, the director, you are young, you will be fashionable, and when the time comes, right, this bird is raised, the main thing is to accompany fishing, and strive for a rod and a bird in the future, and pull the wind."

"And anyway, our kingfisher is still a second-class protected animal, much more advanced than the weasel's three-dimensional one, I heard that the weasel still has to eat meat before it is willing to work, and the kingfisher brings its own box lunch."

Puluo: ......

Puluo: !!!

Pu Luo felt that the little volcano in his heart was about to explode.

Ahhhh

What two guarantees and three have, that is not all human beings, in terms of cherishing, he is also the only one between heaven and earth! The only one, this must not be a super-protected animal?

Of course, none of this is important, and it doesn't matter if he is weak, he doesn't cherish it, or he is timid, but it can't be said that he doesn't serve well!

Those kingfishers are treating you humans as moving branches, rubbing your nests to eat your fish, and adding a burden to your hands, and they really treat you as if they don't exist!

What about him?

He went into the water to catch fish himself! He also added a buff to people, and some of them actually couldn't catch fish, and he also helped to hang the fish, this kind of service attitude, is it too much to ask for a chicken leg? Isn't it excessive?!

What about companionship? Is that kingfisher as cute as he is? Is he fragrant? Before going to work, the little weasel will clean up and get closer to humans, do you dare to lean over and take a deep breath of that bird?

It's no wonder if you're not stunned by that fishy smell!

No, he can't be angry, he is now engaged in the service industry, the service industry, even if the customer is XX, he must serve with a smile......

No, he couldn't help this grievance, and he couldn't bear it and opened his mouth: "Whew-"

Lu Wu: "I recently saw a way to cook the pork, which is to pour the freshly fried pork into the ice. ”

Pu Luo: "...... Huh? ”

Anglers: "Huh? ”

Why does the director not agree with the recipe? Isn't it a discussion about kingfishers? Anyway, was there any strange sound just now? Why do they feel a little dizzy in their heads?

Lu Wu's face was full of contemplation, as if he was really being troubled: "It is said that this is the practice of Cantonese cuisine, where the hot Guyu meat is wrapped in sugar coating and thrown on the ice, so that the sugar coating will instantly turn into a sugar shell and wrap it on the meat to form a thermal insulation layer, so as long as you don't wait for a long time, the Guyu meat you eat will be crispy and cold on the outside and hot on the inside, do you think this statement is reliable?" ”

Angler A: "Ang? Yes...... Ah, this theory sounds fine, and the sweet potatoes in the Northeast seem to be the truth, and it should come to pass. ”

Angler B disagreed: "Nonsense, the sweet potato is put in the water, and when the sugar enters the water, it is surrounded by the front and back, the left and right, and the temperature is the same, so it can be condensed, and you throw it on the ice, then only one side is in contact with the ice, and the heat transfer is uneven, how can it be condensed like a sweet potato?" ”

Angler A frowned: "You are narrow-minded, you only think about the solid ice, but you didn't expect the surrounding temperature to drop after the ice absorbs heat, and the temperature around this drop can also make the sugar solidify." ”

"Isn't the point ......?"

That's not the point! Isn't it all about whether it's good or not?

Pu Luo's furry head turned left and right, and he died in a hurry.

Lu Wu pulled him away and pulled him away from the two anglers who had begun arguing inexplicably: "It's good to try it if it's delicious, let's start freezing ice cubes tonight, and tomorrow I'll go see if there is any good pork to eat. ”

Pu Xiaoluo, who was obediently dragged by the director, listened to the introduction of the dishes made by the director to him, and his mind was full of food.

Woo, is it finally coming again? Some time ago, the zoo was very busy, and the director hadn't remembered to feed the rats for a long time.

In fact, he didn't eat badly during this time, but the director made relatively fast dishes, and this ice cube (let's call it this name for the time being) was very complicated!

Delicious dishes are not necessarily complicated, but complex dishes must not be unpalatable, which is the truth discovered by Pu Luo during this time.

No, he seemed to have forgotten something just now, and he was about to turn his head, when he heard the director who looked down at his phone: "Ah", and then a photo was put in front of him.

The ice cubes looked thin and transparent, and they looked like crystals on the porcelain plate, and the crystals were dazzling enough, but they still couldn't take away Pu Luo's gaze, because his eyes were already glued to the orange-red flesh in the middle of the ice.

The color of the meat is bright and cheerful, and the juice of the skin looks like it has condensed into a solid state, very shiny, I don't know if it is an illusion, at first glance it even looks like it has been printed by ice cubes A facet, invisibly it is also a bit sharp, as if waiting to puncture your taste buds and explode the most powerful energy.

If there is only the meat and ice, the impact of the picture is enough, but it always feels like two extreme sides of the color, there is a sense of collision and opposition, this restaurant seems to be aware of this, the chef added red and yellow bell peppers to the dish, and cut it into the same size as the meat, softening the color scheme, and bringing more lightness, like a bright color fluttering under the scorching sun of the southern country.

And the purple-black blueberries are hidden in this bright color like the finishing touch, and they use their extremely light body to suppress this flying dance skirt.

Obviously, he just saw the photo, obviously only "color", but he seemed to be able to see the "fragrance" and "taste" behind it through the photo, at this moment, Pu Luo didn't remember anything else in his mind, and his eyes were full of just want to pull the director and rush back to the kitchen now.

Principal, hungry and hungry, want to eat!

I can't wait for tomorrow, can I eat it tonight?

Pu Luo looked at the director expectantly and eagerly, but the director Lang was like iron, and ruthlessly told the poor helpless hungry little weasel: "The pork tastes not fresh at night, and the varieties of pork are very particular, it is best to use black pigs, but ......."

Pu Luo answered stupidly: "But? ”

The director sighed, "But we only have one breeding farm for this kind of pig, and it is not sold by individual customers, so if you want to buy it, you have to go to the queue early in the morning." ”

Pu Luo's eyes were shining, a little embarrassed to trouble the principal, but the desire for meat was particularly great, tangled, he could only look at the director with poor and a little pleading eyes, two paws twisted and twisted, left and right to see no one, Pu Luo simply threw away the shame "touch" and became a small weasel.

The little weasel's movements were so vigorous that in three or two strokes he jumped down the trouser leg of the headmaster, and nestled in the crook of the headmaster's reflexively raised arm, wagging his long tail and shaking his round ears, and almost opened his mouth to speak.

No, there is no need to open your mouth, the longing in those round eyes is too obvious.

Although I originally wanted to divert his attention, I didn't expect this kind of benefit.

Lu Wu stroked the weasel's fluffy tail, and the little weasel in his arms had no intention of avoiding it, and he even took the initiative to send the tail to Lu Wu's hands, with a posture of "as long as you give meat to eat, you can stroke it casually."

…… It's so easy to crutche, Lu Wu calmed down, and he had to smooth the little weasel's hair again and again, press his forehead, pinch the tips of his ears, and rub them one after another along several acupuncture points in his spine, until the weasel in his arms was still moving except for his tail, and his whole body had become a puddle of rat cakes before he stopped.

What, how did it stop?

It can be said that he came to the hand of the director, but he fell off the horse too quickly and did not enjoy the Pu Luo immediately disagreed, relying on the fact that he was now a beast with thick hair, he stretched out his paws and hugged the hand of the director, put his hand on his own fur again, and signaled for another hour.

The director was as kind as a stream, and while pressing and rubbing him, he talked to him, and Pu Luo dragged his brain, which had been reduced to kilobytes, and was so comfortable that he almost fell asleep.

Ah, I feel like I'm about to be cured by the principal, what a kingfisher, what a mascot, as long as there is a "veterinarian" of the principal, I don't care about rats and mice!

After eating today's simple but delicious dinner, the KB transfer finally ended, and Pu Luo was agitated, looking at the laptop sent by the director in a daze.

Wait, what did he promise at noon?

Did he agree to the director to preside over the planting of trees?

Also, did you promise the director to send a Weibo to appease fans?

Oh my God, why did he promise this?

Oh, it was the director who said that he should rest early today, and get up early tomorrow to grab meat, and then it will be fine.

Pu Luo's eyes shot a resolute light, for the sake of meat, isn't it just a battle with fans? He can!

The young people opened their notebooks and began to struggle with their handwriting tablets.

What, Pu Xiaoluo doesn't use pinyin, in fact, he uses handwriting like most old people, he doesn't forget to write with a pen, but it's even worse.

Because many of the characters he remembers are traditional characters, which are often not recognizable when typing.

Damn it!

After the Nth failure, Pu Luo felt that his patience with being shunned by the principal was gone, and he decided to give up and continue to struggle with the computer, return to the original, and write directly by hand.

However, the watercolor pen and pencil paper were left in the director's office, and he was too lazy to go out in the evening, so he searched the room and turned out a stack of large red colored paper with a long history from the corner, and turned out the brush and ink that had been piled up with a thick layer of ash, and put it to use.

So on this day, the patience that had already disappeared in the waiting and started the scolding mode.

"You're updated! I know you're here, you've logged on to Weibo several times during the day, do you think we haven't found out? ”

"The front-line personnel have already told us that you have a good job today, and you are still walking on the street at noon! You have the ability to put a quota, why don't you have the ability to put more? ”

"Do you know that the places have been snatched up by college students, so do you have a good activity, what volunteer time do you give? Did you know that this is a college student? A college student who plays with his mobile phone every day! ”

"Principal, I told you that you are going to regret it, and you give them volunteers, are you not afraid that they will grind foreign workers? Did you know that modern college students can do anything for volunteer points and credits? No! You don't know! ”

"Upstairs, don't slander us college students, we are hardworking, brave and willing to learn, hard-working and able to eat (cross out), we are doing a great job, we have used it and said that it is good, the principal, you can put some more places? The child didn't grab it, begged, he really needed this opportunity! ”

"Drag that crooked ass out there!"

At this point, it doesn't matter whether or not to plant trees, the key lies in the atmosphere.