Surprise! Protecting animals can't even make a living by selling cuteness vs 71
The young man in front of the screen adjusted his posture, held his phone in front of the camera, and slid up and down to show the camera the information he saw: "This is a zoo on the review website, with a rating of 4.0, which is not a high score for a zoo, but what makes me feel strange is that the comment section is completely polarized." ”
"Critics say that the zoo is not good for animals, and those who praise it say that the zoo is rich and the animals are well raised, but the environment is a little old."
"The critics also said that the zoo's interpretation and education were not enough, and the people who praised them said that they had received a very complete explanation, and that it was free to explain, and the volunteer uncles and aunts of the zoo took the initiative to take them to the zoo and gave them a group photo, which was very enthusiastic."
"Looking at this article again, the critics say that the food in the zoo is not healthy, but the critics say that the food sold in the zoo is currently a grilled sausage, and the grilled sausage is still quick-frozen, and it is the roasted sausage from the regular factory, and it is also within the expiration date, and the roast sausage and the hot dogs derived from it are very delicious, but I hope the zoo will make more food."
Ah Guang took back his phone and shrugged at the camera: "This is really strange and contradictory. If one or two can still be said to be misunderstandings, or survivor bias, but this zoo has such polarized reviews whether it is reviews, big eyes, sweet potatoes or other platforms, so what is this zoo like, let us take you to take a look. ”
The big signboard of the zoo soon appeared in front of the camera, and the five characters of Daishan Zoo were written vigorously and vigorously, and it could be seen that the kung fu was very correct, and the entrance was obviously redecorated with bright and bright colors.
"We saw on the Internet that Daishan Zoo is actually open to buy tickets online, and you can swipe the code to enter, but netizens recommended us to buy tickets on the spot, saying that their tickets are very good-looking...... How nice it is for me to come to Kangkang. ”
"Ah, it's not too long, after all, it's a weekday." After queuing for a moment, Ah Guang took the ticket and let out a "wow" in amazement.
"It's beautiful, indeed." He sent the ticket to the camera, "This is a Chinese painting, I don't pay much attention to it, but I think this painting is very expressive." I just asked, this cat is a desert cat rescued and raised by the zoo, and in addition to the zoo in the northwest, this one is the only zoo in China that has a desert cat, which is their star animal. And the pine tree is also one of the characteristics of Mount Tai, by the way, this pine tree can also be found in the zoo, said to be a ticket check-in place, just next to the desert cat, let's wait to make a card. ”
"But then again," Ah Guang said to the camera while entering the park: "I see that the tickets posted by tourists in the reviews don't seem to be this one, that one is a big black bear, I don't know if they have changed their design?" ”
"Changed, just changed." A Shandong aunt who happened to walk by his side said with a smile: "This is the winter limited, the previous black bear is the autumn limited, the original winter model will not be used next month, but I didn't expect the autumn tickets to be sold out, so I can only use this in advance." ”
"Huh?" Ah Guang was a little surprised: "There is still a limit to tickets?" ”
Teacher Xiao Pu said that this is to let tourists better recall the scenery seen in the zoo, by the way, Teacher Xiao Pu is the person who painted the ticket, but also the person who painted the exhibition board in the scenic spot, he painted very beautifully, and now there are many art students who come to the zoo to copy his paintings. Look closely at the panels, you. ”
Ah Guang hurriedly thanked him, and quickly followed the stick: "May I ask if you are a frequent visitor to this zoo?" Are there any recommended animals at this zoo? ”
"I'm not a tourist." She smiled and took out the ID in her pocket at Ah Guang: "I am a volunteer working here. ”
Wow! I was able to catch a volunteer! Ah Guang's eyes lit up, and the media person's intuition told her that the other party must be a very good entry point, and he immediately asked questions such as the story of the aunt and the zoo, what the zoo looked like in the eyes of the aunt, and so on.
This aunt also has a very bold personality, answers very refreshingly, and doesn't care about the camera at all.
It turned out that she was a retired teacher from a nearby school, and because she lived nearby, she often treated the zoo as a small garden in the neighborhood, and often came over when she walked around.
She doesn't have a special fondness for animals, and volunteering was a complete accident.
"But if you're mistaken, I'm not responsible for explaining animals."
"Huh?"
"I'll know what I'm doing, you'll find out later."
With that, the aunt waved to him, turned around and went to a house that was obviously a staff lounge.
Wow, it's been sold!
Ah Guang was not angry at all, he felt that this was also a full effect, but on the surface he still wrinkled his face at the camera, and sure enough, the barrage area gave him a bunch of hahahaha.
"Then let's go visit the animals first." Ah Guang flipped through the ticket to see the small map behind it, and to his surprise, the reverse side of the ticket for Daishan Zoo was not a zoo map, but a piece of printing paper pasted with transparent glue.
The printer paper has two lines and should be a special tip for zoos.
"1. The zoo prohibits feeding, and there are no feeding activities, even if it is a wild animal, please do not feed it."
"Second, the zoo doesn't sell roosters, and neither do hens."
Guang: "............"
How can there be such a heartless zoo!
Netizen: Hahahahaha!!
Chapter 68
Everyone understands the truth, but it's okay if you don't post this prompt, and my brain will start to replenish automatically after pasting it!
"Damn, isn't that more curious?" Ah Guang touched his nose, a little stupid.
At this time, he saw a long barrage brushing over, so he habitually read it: "It's already time to prompt the sticker on the back of the ticket, it should really be a lot of people asking?" Right, right? I think so too, so many people ask, and it seems that everyone is curious about how delicious the zoo chickens are. ”
The barrage immediately began to taunt him, "And you said you didn't come here for the chickens?"
"Admit it, after all, you are a beautiful boy in our Greater Bay Area, isn't it normal to run to the north for chickens?"
"No!" Ah Guang resolutely could not admit this: "I was out of curiosity. ”
As for which one are you curious about...... Ahem, there's no need to analyze this.
"There's a trick to visiting the zoo." As he walked, he said, "The keepers feed the animals after work, and that's when the animals are at their most active, and when they're full of food and drink, they start to sleep, and they may not wake up until the evening, so it's important to visit the zoo as soon as possible, and rush to see the laziest animals as soon as possible – yes, I mean the felines." “
As he spoke, Ah Guang dragged the camera and began to walk briskly: "Taking advantage of the fact that there are few people now, let's hurry up and see the star animal of the zoo, which is the desert cat on our cover." ”
"I did some homework before I came, this desert cat was rescued by the Quancheng Forestry Bureau from an irresponsible owner, and the Daishan Animal Park was responsible for its treatment, and it is said that it was a very difficult amputation to save the desert cat's life, but the price was that it could no longer regain its hunting ability."
"But luckily, this desert cat still chose to accept the director after being injured by humans, and the director did not live up to its trust, I saw the evaluation that it has returned to normal activity ability, and does not need additional care, but because of the cherishment and particularity of the desert cat, this cat is estimated to be alone for a lifetime, no, not sterilized, it is the country's desert cat in the animal park on the two, the animal park is estimated to be impossible to find a suitable blind date."
Just as Ah Guang rendered the atmosphere in the live broadcast room miserable, he suddenly felt a buzzing sound.
This kind of voice was all too familiar to a southerner, and he was very keen to dig out the heart of a black tiger, and at the moment before he was about to succeed, relying on the skills he had trained in every way, Ah Guang urgently withdrew his hand and took three steps back.
"Wow!!" He was a little frightened and said, "It scared me, I thought it was a mosquito, but it turned out to be a bee." ”
His remarks immediately attracted ridicule from a large number of netizens: "Ah Guang, you can't do it, the sound of mosquitoes flying is obviously different from bees, bees are buzzing with electric sound, mosquitoes are buzzing ~ buzz ~~~ There is also a sense of provocation that is about to leave." ”
"Can I not distinguish the sound of mosquitoes? Joke! Where do you think I live, I have recognized the sound of mosquitoes since I was three years old, and now I can even tell which ones are flower-legged and which ones are native, but just now the sound is really like mosquitoes. Ah Guang turned the camera in a different direction, and he got closer to the little bee that almost came into close contact with him.
The mobile phone lens clearly zoomed in on the small figure that stayed on the landscape flowers, "Strange, it's the earth bee, I thought it was a new species, why is the sound of fluttering wings different?" ”
Before he could take a closer look, the bee that had landed on the pink flower had already completed its exploration and taken off again, so Ah Guang could only carry the debuff of mosquitoes and bees on his back, and move forward with a load in ridicule.
"But then again, the greening of this animal garden is really very good, I just walked all the way, and I saw a lot of flowers, and it is also the kind of flower land with a very special charm, not the kind of urban greening that likes to make a whole piece of color and a whole variety into a pattern or logo, their animal garden flower landscape is to create a plant environment that is relatively close to the original ecology with a variety of plants."
"For example, the previous one, look, the bottom is the moon season, sage, the bride, this is the fragrant snow orchid, the spring flowering is very fragrant, now it is entering the fruiting period, and this, I am not sure whether it is a lily or a daylily flower, but it must be this bulb, this is an onion, it is also a bulb, these varieties can basically be guaranteed to have flowers here in four seasons a year, and then with crape myrtle in a high degree, and this tree I am not very familiar with, I feel which tree should be, it is estimated that it will also bloom, and the most important thing is also my favoriteLook at the clumps of reeds. ”
"The reed is actually a good thing, it can fix the land, and it can also provide food for the birds, but these are not the most critical, the key is that the reed is very high and dense, it is a hidden place for many animals, so generally speaking, where there are reeds, the local ecology will be better, because the creatures at the bottom of the ecological chain will have more opportunities to grow, and once they grow, they can provide more food to the animals in the upper layer."
"And there are always some surprises in the reeds, such as this ......" Ah Guang looked left and right, ran into the reeds and reached out to touch, and the next moment a round egg appeared in front of the camera, he said a little proudly: "This is only available in the dry period in autumn, the reeds are hydrophilic, and serious hens will not lay eggs near the reeds in spring and summer, but it is possible to touch duck eggs in spring and summer." ”
"There are eggs here, and that proves one thing." Ah Guang's expression turned serious, he approached the camera, and said seriously in a question mark: "It seems that the chickens in this animal park are really free-range." ”
Netizen: ????
Netizen:!!
Netizens sent out a string of "hahaha": Aguang, are you still thinking about this? If you sober up, everyone else has said that they will not sell it! Not for sale!
It's useless to prove that it's free-range!
[But the animals have laid all their eggs here?] After the tourists have gone, what is the trajectory of these chickens? 】
[What if they run away to the exhibition area?] 】
[Then it should be a supper.] 】
[Wake up, animals will enter the infield after work at night, and they don't live in the exhibition area! 】
[And the chicken can't be seen at night, it's a dish scattered outside]
"Tsk." Ah Guang snorted unhappily, took a picture of the place where the crime occurred, and then said as he walked towards the desert cat exhibition area: "I'll see if I can meet the breeder, and if I do, give them the eggs, if I can't...... Hehe, I'll go find you a place to sell Shandong pancakes, bring your own eggs, you can save 2 yuan. ”
【??? 】
[What's the use of you bringing eggs, Shandong pancakes don't use eggs, what you want eggs are Tianjin's pancake fruits]
[I almost forgot that you are from the south, we, Shandong, pancake, is a cake, it can roll everything, but it does not include raw eggs]
Ah Guang's footsteps were paused, and the expression of the three views subverted climbed on his face: "What? Why can't you lay eggs? Isn't it the pancake batter that goes up and then cracks an egg on the side, a shortbread, a lot of sweet pasta sauce, and a little shredded potatoes, ham sausage, and tenderloin, isn't it? ”
[No, that's Tianjin's pancake fruit, the key is not pancakes, it's fruit, Shandong's pancakes are made in advance, you eat it directly on the table, he is the size of a child's bathtub, and it's hard to bite, the eating area is actually not as much as you think, at least I don't eat Qingdao. 】
[Tianjin people urgently refute the rumors: We do put the board on the turn, but we use mung bean noodles, generally only add eggs and fruits or fruit casters, but! No shredded meat, no tenderloin, no ham sausage, no coriander, tomato sauce, lettuce, and of course, no shredded potatoes. 】
Ah Guang was stunned: "Then where did our breakfast stall Dashen Shandong multigrain pancakes come from?" ”
【……】
【………… I can't answer that question. 】
[I replied back and forth, Ah Guang, do you know where the Chongqing chicken pot is? 】
Ah Guang said that he knew about this question, because there was a bloody storm in those years, and countless chicken pot lovers expressed disbelief, of course, including Ah Guang, who was still a poor student at that time: "I don't know where it is, but I know it's not from Chongqing, and it's called because the founder's name has Chongqing in it!" ”
[He was invented by a Fujianese in Shanghai, so the source should be considered Shanghai, and, do you know where the yellow braised chicken rice is? ] 】
"Huh? It should be us, right......? is so good at eating chicken, so good at roasting chicken, even if it's not us, it's also Abiao Atang? ”
[No, it's the land under your feet, a specialty of Quancheng.] 】
Hiro:......
How to say it, the three views are broken, really broken.
It seems that after it is broken, I feel that even if I tell him that Wushan grilled whole fish has nothing to do with Wushan, it seems that he can accept it.
And I don't know why, at this moment he feels very peaceful, very peaceful, ah, this is probably the feeling of the reorganization of the worldview.
Ah Guang, who had reshaped his world view, happened to see a little brother wearing a bright yellow cultural shirt walking past him, so he casually called out: "That, little brother, I just picked up an egg in the reeds......
"Eggs?" The little brother was originally lowering the news, and when he heard this, he was surprised to take the egg that Ah Guang was pinching, and after learning that it was found by Lu Weidang, the little brother's eyes suddenly sharpened: "I actually ran there." ”
Ah Guang's self-consciousness as a media person made him immediately realize that there was a story in it, and he immediately found out from his backpack that they had a sharp weapon for making friends with people in G City and northerners - a handful of dried lychees, and it was also the favorite glutinous rice cake flavor of G City people, and he stood on the edge of the trash can while peeling the shell to understand the situation.
"Usually the chickens are placed in the orchard, the orchard is in the south of the zoo, every night there will be dogs to drive them into the chicken pen, but some time ago it was relatively dry, there were some locusts in the park, the director of the garden when the park was closed, let these chickens come to the park to deal with it, it is estimated that at that time which hen laid eggs in the reeds."
Pu Luo turned the eggs, and after thinking about the time, he said: "Almost a week ago, in fact, in this weather, the eggs will not be bad for 20 days outside, if you want to eat them, you can take them, the eggs they have just eaten insects generally taste good, if you mind, I'll go get you a few tea eggs?" The eggs used to make tea eggs are relatively fresh. ”
Will Ah Guang refuse such a good thing? Of course he wouldn't, he didn't want eggs, after all, he was here for tourism, and it was inconvenient to cook, but he was really curious about the tea eggs in the zoo.
Before I looked down in the comment area, tea eggs are also a popular recommendation in the zoo.
"However, I saw on the review network that tea eggs are not only available for lottery draws, and they are not for public sale, will someone not be able to redeem the prize if I eat it?" Ah Guang pinched the camera and asked while following Pu Luo.
Pu Luo immediately laughed, and he smiled a little sly in the camera: "There are not many eggs, but because I ...... They like to eat, so the director will leave a little every day. ”
"Wow! Isn't that more embarrassing! ”
"It's okay, just take it as a gift from the dried lychee, uh, or I'll show you around again, which exhibition area do you want to see, I'll be a guide for you, but I can only do it for an hour, and I have to go out to pick up the animals at 10 o'clock."
"What kind of animals?" Ah Guang casually asked, "Is it a new resident of the zoo?" ”
Pu Luo hesitated: "No...... Well, the current plan is to take it back for treatment, and then release it into the wild, and if it really can't be released in the wild, it will be possible to live here. ”