Surprise! Protecting animals can't even make a living by selling cuteness Section 142
But I always feel that something is wrong, is the face of these little officials a little too pale?
Although it is true that after going to the underworld, the skin will look pale because there is no blood supply to the heart, but it will not reach this level, and it will look too unhealthy, right?
Pu Luo was thinking about it, when he saw a small official walking on the road suddenly fall to the ground.
It's a real flat fall, and it falls to the ground with a snap, and the five bodies fall to the ground, and it hurts to fall when you see it.
"Are you alright?" Pu Luo hurriedly stepped forward, squatted down and said, "Don't faint first, what do you call first aid here?" It's my first time here, so I'm not familiar with it! β
"No, it's okay, I'll just lie down for a while." After Pu Luo asked twice, the little official's voice came muffled.
"I've been working for half a decade, it's really better to die than to live, if I am given another chance, I must tell myself to exercise hard and don't stay up late, eat more vegetables and drink less alcohol, woo, after death, it's really hell!"
"I think although I was not a good person in my life, I didn't do anything bad, why? Why did this happen? β
With the other party's broken thoughts, water droplets slowly appeared from the position where the person was lying on his stomach, and more and more water droplets slowly wet the ground, and then gradually formed a small puddle. This scene was a little too mysterious, so that after more than a year, Pu Luo, who had lived in ordinary people, was a little uncomfortable, and he couldn't help but stand up and retreat.
This retreat seemed to have stepped on something, and he couldn't help but stumble under his feet, but after all, he had good balance, and in the end he still stood in place very β‘β‘ and did not fall.
He didn't fall, but his back vibrate, and the little rooster that had been wilting and covered his head with a bunch of vegetables regained his light, looking at his surroundings as if he were hungry and thirsty.
Ah, this dim and somewhat bright environment, this silent atmosphere, this condensing temperature, yes, this is before the sun rises!
The little rooster held its head highβeven the cunning man bound its wings and feet, and imprisoned it in this dim place, and did not let it forget its mission.
So, the whole underworld heard the voice that shouldn't be here.
"Wowββββ"
As soon as it crows, the rooster breaks the dawn.
Two called, a hundred ghosts avoided.
Three calls, all evil are avoided.
In the past, this sound was able to make everyone feel warm from the bottom of their hearts, but here......
"Chickens, how can there be chickens? Which ignorant brought the chicken down? β
"Ahhh Is the sun coming out?! β
"It's not a problem that the sun can't come out, it's a problem that the Golden Crow wants to attack the underworld, right?"
The older generation of the underworld people fell into chaos, while the new generation of the underworldrs ......
The little official, who was still lying on the ground and weeping just now, knocked his fist on the ground and cried: "The rooster crows in the middle of the night, it must be the rooster crows in the middle of the night, damn it, I have only been lying on my stomach for a few minutes, and I want to use such a vicious trick, you are a win-win!" β
"Woo, I knew that I didn't treat that text message as a scam text message at the beginning, obediently V him 50, at least there can be a generalissimo Sima as a pawn, you don't have to be a coolie now, okay?"
"Don't think about it." Just as Pu Luo was pinching the chicken's beak and wondering why, a cold voice came, and a cart pulled by a cow immediately stopped in front of the two people, and the driver looked coldly at the person rolling on the ground and said: "You are simply a fraudulent text message, even if you make money, it will only reduce your inheritance by 50 yuan, and you will have the opportunity to board the propaganda board at the entrance of the community." The system at the connection collapsed again, saying that there were too many rare words that could not be entered, so you should hurry up and change the code and import the "Kangxi Dictionary" into it. β
The little officials on the ground began to chrysalis, muttering to themselves: Is the ultimate code farmer the underworld? The life of a programmer is also a life, I don't know if I have the next life, I won't have to rub the code when the time comes, this day can't go on, don't go on, I'm going to pull a few programmers to go impermanence, anyway, it's all code code, come to the underworld to walk impermanence, the body can rest and rest, and it won't be like him to die suddenly, it's just immeasurable.
In short, they are all words that Pu Luo doesn't understand.
Pu Luo was about to sigh that there was a generation gap between the contemporary young ghost and him, when he suddenly heard a call: "Teacher Xiaopu? β
Pu Luo turned around, only to see a familiar head poking out of the carriage of the ox cart, which turned out to be Officer Xiao Chen.
"Officer Chen, how could it be you?" Pu Luo exclaimed, and then he realized that something was wrong, this was the underworld, and Officer Xiao Chen was an ordinary human being, so he would appear here, could it be ......
Pu Luo's eyes became sad, at this point in time, Officer Chen should still be selling pancakes, could he, could it be when he was selling pancakes......
"Teacher Xiaopu, are you ......" Officer Chen looked at the person in front of him with some hesitation, and then he suddenly realized that something was wrong, "Wait, wait, what do you call me?" β
Now Pu Luo didn't need to pretend anymore, and immediately told him how he knew his task and how he usually cooperated, and then Pu Luo sighed and said with some respect and admiration: "I didn't expect that just doing such a simple investigation task would have life worries, and it would not be easy for the police comrades." β
"It is our duty to defend the people. Well, but I'm not dead yet, I was asked to help by this guy. An embarrassed Chen Bin hurriedly explained, "Since you already know that I am doing undercover investigation, I will not hide it from you. β
"It is said that this is called the impermanence of the new era, everyone is a civil servant, and civil servants must help each other and help each other.
I just heard the underground programmer on the side say that he wanted to drag the human programmer down to write code, and the Pu Luo who is still smiling in fantasy until now: "......"
Is it a delusion? I always feel that Officer Xiao Chen has been deceived.
"And what are you being asked to come down for?" Pu Luo inquired curiously, "Do you want to help the underworld solve the case?" β
Officer Chen was a little shy and a little proud and said: "It shouldn't be my turn to solve the case, but as a police officer, I also have a lot of other skills, such as mediating neighborhood disputes, publicizing fraud prevention, household registration investigation, ......."
"No, Your Majesty heard your dog say that you are good at dog training, so he asked you to teach dog training."
Pu Luo: "......"
Officer Xiao Chen: "......"
"Mr. Zhang" said in an indifferent tone and with a calm demeanor: "Your Majesty thinks that dog-drawn carts have strong endurance and high mobility, and the key is that the expenses are cheaper than those of horses and cattle.
Officer Xiao Chen: "......"
How, how so?!
Pu Luo sighed, sure enough, was he still deceived?
Hey, human beings, there have been predecessors who have reminded you of "nonsense and nonsense" for a long time, so why don't you believe the hints of your ancestors?
He patted Chen Bin on the shoulder comfortingly: "It's okay, at least you have a skill, start working now, and when you really come down in the future, you already have savings, you have merit, you have brushed your face in front of the leader, and you have a fixed position, all of a sudden ahead of your peers for decades, when people come to the poor bastard, you have already bought Dabie Ye here, can you be happier if you think about it like this?" β
Officer Chen: TAT
He didn't know if he wanted to be happy or not, he just felt that he had become desperate for his life, and he didn't want to die at all!
Woo, in vain he has been doing anti-fraud propaganda for so long, and today he actually fell into a ditch, and when he goes back, he must add a slogan to the slogan: Think about why the ghost envoy came to invite you to go impermanent, is it that other people's work is not as good as yours or is not as senior as you?
No, people just fancy you to train a dog!
Chapter 139
Waving goodbye to Officer Xiao Chen, who was crying and whimpering, Pu Luo carried the vegetable basket and followed a small official who led the way.
At this moment, his mood was much heavier than just now.
How to say it, like, probably, maybe......
The new Taishan Mountain God is a little different from what he imagined.
And Pu Luo gradually realized a problem - Officer Xiao Chen was called to train the dog, combined with Mr. Zhang's statement that there are more and more dogs in the underworld...... This dog, it doesn't mean his dog, does it?
But as soon as he thought about it, Pu Luo shook his head at this thought. How could a dignified lord of the underworld grab a few dogs from him? No matter how well-behaved, cute, and capable their dogs are, they can't do it.
Although he comforted himself so much, Pu Luo had already begun to patch his plans in his heart.
The ultimate goal of this mission: to have a good relationship with the god of Mount Tai, and continue to suck the blood of Mount Tai in the future. If you can still rub some benefits, it will be better.
Milestones: Get the dog back, get the dog back, get the dog back!
Special Mission: If Tarzan doesn't mind, he can run a few more times and throw away the vegetables that grow and can't be eaten.
Vegetable! Pu Xiaoluo's lifelong enemy!
He still doesn't understand why the director is so fond of cooking vegetables, and his father gave him a mouthful of sharp teeth, not for him to gnaw grass!
The abacus in Pu Luo's heart crackled, and he actually had a little calculation.
In any case, Mount Tai is also a place where Zhong Lingyu is beautiful, and on the surface, the ecological chain is a little fragile and thin, but there may be some rare animals in some inaccessible place.
Even if you don't have a rare animal, you can still get an injured animal......
Well?
Pu Luo's feet paused, and his expression gradually became strange.
Speaking of which, there were a lot of injured critters at the zoo some time ago, and there were dropped chicks.
If you think about it, although the culling rate of birds during the breeding season is indeed very high, most birds do not nest too close to the trails of tourists, and as long as they do not drill into the woods without incident, then they should not pick up young birds.
Okay, he understands what happened to the days when he and the director were surrounded by chirping day and night, and the origin of the snake egg seems to be clear.
That's not going to ...... Is it the revenge of the gods of Mount Tai for sucking the blood of their zoo?
No, it can't be called revenge, the mountain god also has the responsibility to protect all things under his rule, although the elimination of new life is also a part of the ecology, but in the past there will be anecdotes of the mountain god asking for help from humans, but now the other party just found out that they are free labor.
Such...... Okay, too.
A win-win situation is also a win, and judging from the attitude of the other party, the other party is still quite friendly.
This kind of neighbor who calculates things clearly is better than the kind of hypocrite who smiles at the beginning and says it's okay, and then waits until there are a thousand reasons for not cooperating.
Pu Luo lowered his eyes and followed the footsteps of the little official to climb up the steps of Dan Majesty.
After passing through the dark corridor and the light of fluorescent lights, the little official stopped and bowed to Pu Luo and retreated.
Pu Luo immediately stopped, put down the basket, and after tidying up his clothes a little, he gave up: "Pu Luo, the fourth son of the dragon, came to meet the king of Taishan Mansion." The kid has no form, and he didn't prepare a prayer post in advance, so please take the time to see him. β
As soon as he finished speaking, the lanterns that had been floating above his head like a firefly suddenly became larger, and the door of the main hall that was closed in front of him was slowly opened by the wrestlers, and the wind whistled through the hall, igniting all the lights along the way, and also illuminating the way forward for Puluo.
In terms of posture, it's quite friendly.
It's not easy, Pu Luo thought to himself, it's really not easy to treat his father so nurturing after he is so angry.
Pu Luo's inner favorability jumped forward two squares again.
However, after entering the hall, Pu Luo stared at the mountains of papercases and bookcases in the main hall, the little officials who read and bound documents with expressionless faces, and walked briskly in the dark...... It wasn't walking, it was the little officials who were only a few minutes away from running, and they fell into hesitation.
Is the work of the god Tarzan so busy?
It's so busy, and Dad still wants to harass people? Dad, are you still not human? Oh no, his dad wasn't human.
By the way, there is the most important question - is it not appropriate for the other party to be so busy that he can give his own fishing rod?
Puluo's eyes quickly turned around at a speed that was not noticed by outsiders, and he suddenly had a new plan in his heart. He stepped forward quickly and saluted the people in the palace very neatly: "Fujun, the boy Puluo, in order to avoid his father's visit, it is really rude." β
"It doesn't matter, your father has already told me about it." Taishan Fujun's attitude was a little indifferent, but on the whole he was quite kind, and he even used "I" as a self-title!
Taishan Fujun glanced at Pu Luo's strange costume, his eyes focused on the long pole on Pu Luo's back and stopped slightly, and then he raised his hand slightly, and immediately a small official brought a chair for Pu Luo to sit down.
After Pu Luo sat down obediently, he began to greet without nutrition, and after a ...... Father's ...... After the conversation, the scene was a little hot, and Pu Luo explained his intentions.
He first apologized for rubbing the light of Mount Tai before, and then euphemistically expressed that he was good at treatment, and that in the future, the zoo could be the logistics department of Mount Tai and provide one-stop service for the small animals under the rule of the king.
The central idea is: in this era of the end of the law, it is not easy for everyone to be neighbors, although our zoo is small, but it can also help, the price is only a loss, a loss of blood.
Taishan is such a big IP, we don't rub it will have others rub, instead of rubbing others, it is better to let good neighbors rub? (-w-)