Feng Huaiyue to Dream Tapir: Eat something good!

Chapter 28

Although this teahouse is small, the story of Mr. Storyteller is more exciting than the illusion drama in Luban City, the black market is always more lawless than the outside, and there are not enough twists and turns in the plot, and the aunts don't like to hear it. The beauties in the story are much more difficult to coax than the beauties in reality, and the ten boxes of orbs can't get into his eyes at all, and the people are still like a gust of wind without a trace, doing whatever they want, running away without even a shadow.

The aunt empathized: "Learn to deal with men, that's it." ”

Feng Huaiyue tried to break away from the hand she was holding: "Okay, good, but I'm also a man." ”

The aunt's name is Ou Chunhua, others call her Aunt Chunhua, and now she runs a small restaurant with a Bashu flavor in the black market alone. After listening to today's story, she stood up with the hem of her skirt, and her two bare wooden legs kicked the floor with a "knock" sound, and turned around to beckon: "Let's go, let's go to my aunt's restaurant for dinner today." ”

Feng Huaiyue agreed, carried the basket and went to the market with her to pick fish and buy meat, and she was very cooked. There was a separate small stove in the small restaurant, Feng Huaiyue sat on the small bench to help light the fire, Aunt Chunhua asked him while washing vegetables, "You offended people outside, right?" will hide here. ”

"It's not offended." Feng Huaiyue slowly added firewood to the stove, "But someone is indeed looking for me, I don't want him to find it for the time being, so I came here for a while, so I can take the opportunity to sort out the various relationships in the past."

Aunt Chunhua said: "All kinds of relationships, how do they sound like there are still several love debts, and you don't match your disguised appearance, could it be that there is a beauty hidden underneath?" ”

Feng Huaiyue was modest: "It's okay, it's okay." ”

Aunt Chunhua scolded him with a smile, and then advised: "Since it's okay, then hide it tightly, these three thousand cities are not a place to stop, put a valuable face outside, it can only make you unlucky here, be careful of being knocked out and transported to Yinhai Capital." ”

Feng Huaiyue heard the words "Yin Hai Capital", the work in her hand paused slightly, and she raised her head and asked, "Is it Yin Hai Capital at the end of the East China Sea?" I heard that it was a huge and boundless island, and it was covered with dark clouds all year round, and there was not a ray of sunshine. ”

"That's it." Aunt Chunhua said, "If you think that these three thousand cities are chaotic, the Yin Sea is the three thousand cities that have been magnified hundreds of times, and the surrounding sea water is covered with dark red foam all year round, and even the wind is fishy. They say it's blood from a giant fish, but who would believe it? Forget it, don't talk about that, come and help. ”

Feng Huaiyue dropped the firewood and stood up. He knew about Yinhaidu, because Ming Shen had been there twice in the past three hundred years, both times to find medicine for himself, and when he came back, he only said that he didn't like the rain and wind and waves at the end of the East China Sea, but he never mentioned it, it turned out that there was blood in the huge waves.

Aunt Chunhua shook her hand in front of him: "What are you doing in a daze?" ”

Feng Huaiyue came back to her senses: "It's nothing, it's just that I suddenly remembered a friend, and I don't know where he is now." ”

He guessed that the other party should be able to think of chasing into the cocoon when he couldn't find himself everywhere, but there were too many floating cocoon shells, and it was not strange that he would make a mistake, but then again, it was strange that someone like Si Wei could accurately touch Shuangxi Village. And as soon as she thought of Si Wei, Feng Huaiyue's mind began to vividly appear "love me like crazy", and her heart immediately collapsed, and she couldn't help but ask Aunt Chunhua, is there anything that can sleep more steadily after eating and dream less?

"At my age, I need to take medicine for insomnia and dreams." Aunt Chunhua set up the table and chairs, "You can't sleep because your heart is not resolved, when your heart is solved, you will naturally be able to sleep peacefully." ”

Feng Huaiyue sighed, although the truth is such a truth, but my love debt, it is not easy to solve.

Before going to bed this night, Feng Huaiyue silently recited in his heart more than a dozen times not to dream, not to dream - the result was useless, he not only dreamed, but also dreamed very complicated. The dream tapir was once again propped up and rounded, squatting on the side of the pillow with brilliance, looking like it was unspeakable. Feng Huaiyue's eyes were out of sight, she picked it up with two fingers, and threw it into her waist bag, deciding not to look at it this time, and let the dream tapir digest it slowly.

Once digested, no one knows, nothing happens.

"Out again?" The eldest brother who chopped pork was already very familiar with this new neighbor who loved to watch the excitement, and took the initiative to greet him.

"Yes." Feng Huaiyue bought another package of fried pork ribs and said, "There is a big drama in the third episode of Dongshan today, and it is said that it is very lively." ”

When the eldest brother heard this, he reminded him: "There are many pickpockets there, and the dogs have to be picked up twice when they go in, so you have to take care of your own things." ”

Feng Huaiyue agreed, and ran to Aunt Chunhua's house first, where a large group of mothers-in-law and aunts were already waiting, everyone didn't go to the teahouse today, and made an appointment to go to the big drama together. Dongsanji is a flower market in Sanqian City, and there is a ready-made flowering platform, which is scorching and gorgeous all year round, and it is indeed a good place to watch a play.

Peng Liu frowned: "There are more people who come than we think." ”

"No matter how many people come, it won't be more than the people in the entire Three Thousand City." Yu replied, "Don't worry, this time as long as Ah Luan Ken takes the lead." ”

Si Wei stood on a high place, also staring at the high platform of flowers. The crowd is surging towards this side one after another, the little dolls stretched out their hands, happily grabbing the petals that fell from the sky, Feng Huaiyue also reached out to pick it up, one by two, three or four, after receiving it, the petals melted in the palm of the palm like snow, and finally left only a piece of jasmine fragrance.

The gongs and drums on the stage were beating more and more intensively, and the show was about to start, but a thin boy suddenly turned around and squeezed out, a man sensed that something was wrong, touched his waist, and immediately chased up and scolded angrily: "Little rabbit, even dare to steal my things?" ”

He was tall and strong, and in two or three strokes he slammed through the crowd and grabbed the little thief. The other party was not only weak-hearted, but also very fierce, and scolded with a stalk on his neck: "Which eye did you see me stealing you?" ”

The man didn't talk nonsense with him, he reached out to his pocket, and the two were arguing and snatching, and one of them flew onto the stage without knowing what it was, and was held in his hand by Yu Hui after being disguised.

Aunt Chunhua asked wonderingly, "What is that?" ”

Feng Huaiyue didn't see it clearly, he carefully identified it for a long time, and replied: "That seems to be a dream tapir." ”

While he was talking, the dream tapir that was held up to death couldn't wait to spit out the dream-

Familiar big bed, familiar figure, Feng Huaiyue's smile froze on his face, he reached out to his waist and touched it in a panic, and found that it was indeed his tapir!

Yu Hui didn't expect that this dream tapir actually contained the inner hall of Liuhe Mountain in its belly, he didn't have time to think about it, he grabbed the dream tapir's neck with one hand, forced it to swallow the dream back, and whispered to Peng Liu: "This is Ah Luan's dream!" ”

Peng Liu's gaze quickly swept over the lively crowd around the flower platform, and he didn't find Feng Huaiyue for the first time. Offstage, Aunt Chunhua asked, "Is that your thing?" ”

Feng Huaiyue denied it: "No." ”

Aunt Chunhua grabbed his arm: "Then continue to watch the play." ”

Feng Huaiyue also knew that she couldn't leave now, otherwise she would be like that thief just now, squeezing around and attracting attention. He stood uneasy, his right hand clenching the golden shield. Although he still has a mask hidden under the disguise talisman, the white bone arm that has been gnawed by Gu poison cannot be covered by other means, if someone sends a decree strong enough to destroy the golden light mask at this time......

He stood nervously, his back soaked with sweat, and he didn't have the heart to continue watching the play. He is most afraid of boredom in his life, but at this time, he wishes that this scene could be boring, and more boring, so that he can blend in the crowd and leave quickly.

The little thief was carried to Si Wei by Peng Liu. He looked much more honest this time, stood tremblingly, and said, "That's it...... It was stolen from a man dressed in white. ”

"Which one?"

The little thief stretched his neck to look for it in the crowd, but he didn't find it, but there was a new mess on the stage, the dream tapir that was strangled by the neck of the Qingjiang immortal lord, I don't know if it was finally broken, or I couldn't hold back my vomit, and I actually released the dream again. The big beauty sat on the bed in rags, and pointed at the nose of the Zhanming Immortal Lord and scolded, I have never seen such a despicable person as you!

This picture is much better than the big play, the crowd boiled in an instant, Si Wei's face changed, his hands clenched suddenly, and the scene was immediately hunted by the wind, which split the fragrant dream and blew the crowd around.

"Ahem, ahem!" Feng Huaiyue covered her mouth and coughed, Aunt Chunhua took the opportunity to pull him out, and said while squeezing: "Hurry up, hurry up, I don't know what's going on with this inexplicable demon wind, I'm afraid it's not going to be troublesome, what are you doing in a daze, you guys, run!" ”

So the people around me really ran. As soon as this head runs, the people on the other end don't know what's going on, so they run together, you go east and he goes west, Edgeworth's sedan chair rides, Aunt Chunhua pulls Feng Huaiyue into a dark hole, and says, "Go here, it's safer." ”

Feng Huaiyue couldn't see the road clearly, and she didn't want to take out the lighting charm, so she only walked forward with one foot deep and one foot shallow. His mind was not on the road, so it took a long time for him to realize that the surroundings were terrifyingly quiet, and he stopped and asked, "Where are we going?" ”

Aunt Chunhua said: "Let's talk about it first, why did you dream of my son-in-law?" ”

Feng Huaiyue was stunned: "...... Your home? ”

"It's not my home, is it still yours?" Aunt Chunhua hugged her arms, "That must be your dream tapir, I can see it." You not only dream of my son-in-law, but also dream of him so profligately, how can this be true! ”

Feng Huaiyue defended in her heart: "It's not very inappropriate to just sit on the bed." ”

Aunt Chunhua's two wooden prosthetic legs walked forward, and successfully forced him into a corner, holding a big stick in her hand at some point, and threatened: "You also covet my son-in-law?" ”

Feng Huaiyue hugged her shoulder: "Don't covet, don't covet, I just have pure admiration for him." Let's talk about it first, how did you become your son-in-law, are you the old man of Yuechuan Valley? ”

Aunt Chunhua chirped: "You really don't open which pot to mention, I want to go into the Yuechuan Valley to have a look, can you try those immortal masters to agree?" ”

As she spoke, she became angry again, and scolded: "Especially the Zhanming Immortal Lord, bah, be very careful, even if you go back to my house to arrest people, you have to take away the bed that Feng Gongzi slept in, and never give me money for furniture, it's shameless." ”

Feng Huaiyue: "......"

I'm sorry.

Chapter 29

Aunt Chunhua still looked him up and down, her eyes suspicious: "So who are you?" Liuhe Mountain is not just casually anyone has the ability to enter, not only did you go in, but you also touched the inner hall, and peeked into the dispute between my son-in-law and the Zhanming Immortal Lord, and still had the life to come out alive, this monstrous ability......" She said as she approached step by step, wanting to see the other party's face clearly. Feng Huaiyue was forced by her to hate that she couldn't fall into the wall, and she couldn't hide, so she had to raise her hand and surrender: "Okay, okay, I said, I'm a thief." ”

Before he finished speaking, he received a blow to his head. Aunt Chunhua scolded: "Still unwilling to tell the truth? Not to mention, there are thousands of people who have seen the dream tapir, and when the news spreads outside, several immortal lords will definitely turn over the entire three thousand cities, At that time, but the people from the Immortal Governor's Mansion will come to check on you! ”

Feng Huaiyue secretly complained in her heart, feeling that she couldn't hide anywhere for a long time. He pondered the consequences of running away again and simply being arrested, and asked her, "What is the relationship between your son-in-law and Zhan Ming Immortal Master?" ”

Aunt Chunhua replied, "Which one?" My son-in-law is the kind of guy who is confused by lard, with his romantic and talented appearance, What kind of beauty do you want, but he is entangled with the black-faced god all day long, Even if I say a few more words, he has to protect it distressedly. ”

Feng Huaiyue stood firm against the wall, thinking with mixed feelings, It turns out that three hundred years ago, I really loved him like crazy. Then now there was only one question left, and he asked as unchanging as he could, "What about the Zhan Ming Immortal Lord, what is your attitude towards your son-in-law?" "It would be great if it was just a scene, now I have amnesia, he doesn't love it, everyone just happens to laugh at each other, nothing happens.

Aunt Chunhua said: "Zhan Ming Immortal Lord, I have never seen such a scheming man, all day long I know to buy pearls, buy jade and buy gems, and coax people to Liuhe Mountain, but my son-in-law eats this set, and he was deceived in three ways, do you say that he is not angry?" ”

Feng Huaiyue immediately made a decision and concluded: "Just send something?" In my opinion, I don't see any sincerity! ”

Aunt Chunhua squinted: "If you had this realization three hundred years ago, why would you make me angry." ”

Feng Huaiyue: "Huh? ”

Aunt Chunhua slapped him, and couldn't help but laugh and scolded: "I said it all, others don't have the ability to enter the inner hall of Liuhe Mountain!" Two days ago, everyone outside said that the Zhan Ming Immortal Lord saved the son, I still don't believe it, but I didn't expect it to be true. As she spoke, she simply removed her disguise, revealing a bright and beautiful face, and said, "Childe, don't you recognize me?" ”

Feng Huaiyue had no chance to stop the other party at all, so he was forced to reunite with his old friend, his mind was full of mud, and he couldn't remember the identity of this beautiful woman at all, but seeing that the other party's plump figure had pressed towards him enthusiastically, he could only be forced to hug him, and said, "But I'm really not that Feng Gongzi." ”

"Nonsense!" Aunt Chunhua said, "Although this face has changed, I love to watch lively temperament and favorite dishes, but I haven't changed anything." Let me guess, he quarreled with the Zhan Ming Immortal Lord again, so Yi Rong came to the Three Thousand City to avoid him? I'll just say, what kind of drama is suddenly sung, dare to love in order to deceive you out. ”

Feng Huaiyue still insisted, no, I really not.

Aunt Chunhua said: "Then you will withdraw from the disguise, and show me too." ”

Feng Huaiyue would not twist in this regard, he quickly removed the disguise charm, revealing his red and black rough face again. Aunt Chunhua opened her eyes wide and looked closer, looked at it for a long time, and suddenly picked up with her pointed red nails, and the mask was raised with a small horn - the most simple disguise technique often only needs the most simple way to break through. Feng Huaiyue shouted lightly, turned around and wanted to run, but was pressed by Aunt Chunhua, and her right hand was easily torn, and she couldn't hide it anymore.

Feng Huaiyue: "......"

Although Aunt Chunhua has already recognized him, now that she really sees his face, she still has all kinds of feelings in her heart, and she doesn't know whether to laugh or cry when she reunites after a long absence. Feng Huaiyue covered her face and squatted on the ground for a while, and when she saw that the other party was not moving, she looked up and saw that she was looking at herself with red eyes, as if she was very happy and sad.

"I don't think I'll ever see my son again." She said, pulled him to stand up again, sighed, "I should have listened to Gongzi earlier, I shouldn't have teamed up with my sister to protect that beast, and as a result, not only did Gongzi be affected, but the entire Bai family was destroyed, and my sister was killed, and I also ......" She knocked on her prosthetic leg, "It is retribution." ”

It sounds like a tragic story. Feng Huaiyue didn't persuade him, and he didn't know where to persuade him, he didn't know the identity of the other party, so he didn't want to expose the fact of his amnesia too early, so he could only comfort him in general, and it was all over.

"No, far from the past." Aunt Chunhua said hatefully, "I have been hiding incognito in these three thousand cities, just knowing that the beast will definitely come again, this time I won't let him run away again, even if he goes out, I have to avenge my sister!" ”

At this time, someone went down the dark passage, and heard the voice coming this way. Aunt Chunhua didn't have time to say more, so she hurriedly picked up Feng Huaiyue and took him to the other end. She was obviously very familiar with this area, turning left and right, her two wooden legs moving like the wind, and after a while, she returned to the ground and returned to the familiar Bashu restaurant.

Feng Huaiyue put on her mask again and said, "I have to go." ”

Aunt Chunhua asked, "Are you going to find the Zhan Ming Immortal Lord?" ”

Feng Huaiyue hesitated and shook her head.

Aunt Chunhua's mood had calmed down a lot at this time, and when she saw that his face was worried, she smiled and teased again: "Tell me, why did the two of them quarrel this time?" ”

Feng Huaiyue said: "It's a long story, by the way, if the Zhanming Immortal Lord has an enmity with you, it's best to hide in the past two days, so as not to be found by him and say goodbye!" ”

"What's the sorrow...... Huh? Aunt Chunhua looked at his back as he left in a hurry, and frowned, what's the matter, her personality seems to be completely different from before?

Feng Huaiyue went all the way back to the underground dark room, put all the little money back into the Qiankun bag, and left a note for Hong Fei to "go first". He didn't know where he was going, but he had to get out of here first.

It's getting dark.

The thief who stole the dream tapir took the painter's new portrait and said, "Yes, it's him, and that person looks like this." ”

"Go and find it!" Si Wei commanded.

The disciples took the order and left. In this black market, although a person's face may change at any time, it is not difficult to find the people who have dealt with this face, and soon, the little girl who sells Haizhu, the eldest brother who sells pork, the mother-in-law and aunt who listen to the story, and the proprietress of the Bashu restaurant are all found.

The little girl said, "He? I did ask about my beads, but at first glance I had no money and didn't make a business. ”

Brother Pork said: "Yes, this person does live next to my house. He didn't like to stay in that dark house, he loved to bask in the sun, and often sat on the small bench and watched me chop meat. "Because he was brought directly at the stall, he only wore an apron on his upper body, and his muscles were strong and strong. Yu Hui rubbed his temples and said to the macho man: "Okay, hurry up." ”

The mothers-in-law and aunts also gossiped about him, saying that he was likable, that he loved to laugh, and that he was praised as a flower, but they did not mention a few useful clues.

In the end, only Aunt Chunhua remained.