[Surprised.] 】

"What if you see it at night?"

[Shocked.] 】

Death is a bit exaggerated, but as long as you choose the right time and occasion, you will suddenly see a person who has been dead for a long time, and you are afraid that you will be scared to take off on the spot.

Lin Jindu sneered: "Ye Gong is a good dragon, I want to see how much he loves him." ”

Late at night, one person, one system, pick up the lights to plan.

Lin Jindu sat down on the desk and exchanged with the system while writing.

"Plan A waited for Yu Yizhi to come back, and I sneaked into his room and hid under the bed to fish."

Anyway, as long as you spend six hours with you.

Hotel break-ins are illegal, but canaries kept at home into the rooms of the villa do not fall into this scope. After all, it was Yu Yizhi who spent money to let him live in the villa, and he was respecting the other party's personal rights and fulfilling his lover obligations.

"Plan B is a complementary plan and is mobile. In case you fail to sneak away, get caught, etc., you can only pretend to be a ghost and scare the target, so you have to dress up as Bai Yueguang at the beginning. ”

I and Bai Yueguang are similar in appearance, and it is not difficult to rely on makeup to fake it.

But the timing is very important, and it is necessary to give a fatal blow directly before Yu Yizhi reacts to being a stand-in.

System 40: [The premise of practical operation is that the male protagonist returns to China within four days.] 】

Lin Jindu smiled: "This is not difficult. ”

Grunt~

The stomach growled.

He lay back into bed, reduced the wear and tear, and finally fell asleep on his back.

The next day's breakfast was skim milk and half a boiled egg, and after Lin Jindu finished eating, he went to the small garden.

The housekeeper was inspecting the flowers in the garden, considering whether to have the gardener prune them again before Yu Yizhi returned.

Lin Jindu walked over in a brightly colored shirt, like a flower butterfly swaggering among the flowers: "Good morning, old man." ”

“……”

"I'm here for a walk to lose weight, and I'll take a few beautiful photos by the way." Lin Jindu took a selfie stick, looked up and smiled to take pictures, and at the same time carefully made sure that the housekeeper entered the camera, and then posted it to Moments.

After eating enough, the problem is more comprehensive, and this time Lin Jindu finally remembered to block the male protagonist and his brother.

[Ermu]: It turns out that I am a drunken butterfly~ (butterfly .jpg) (bee .jpg)

Before the housekeeper could react, the "flower butterfly" had already flown away.

Lin Jindu flew to the kitchen.

The chef was preparing the ingredients for lunch, and when he saw him, he immediately opened his arms and protected the roast chicken behind him like a calf.

"You can only eat what the dietitian has ordered."

While speaking, two eyes stared at him, for fear that Lin Jindu would take a vegetable leaf from the kitchen.

Lin Jindu: "Wangmei quenches my thirst, I want to help cook, I can always look at it to quench my hunger if I can't eat." ”

The chef refused in seconds and snorted coldly: "No." ”

"Why?"

"I can't deliver my back to you."

Lin Jindu: "I won't stab me in the back." ”

Chef: "But you're going to steal the chicken behind your back." ”

There was a weekly recipe in the kitchen, and Lin Jindu glanced at it, and there was a salad at noon.

"I'll help make the salad head office, and I'm sure it's under your nose."

The chef didn't want to agree, but where he went, Lin Jindu followed, and kept commenting: "It's very troublesome to peel tomatoes like this, you can put it in hot water first...... Oops, there's a little dirt on your dish that hasn't been cleaned, I can see it with a magnifying glass......"

As soon as the chef raised his eyes, he saw that Lin Jindu was really holding a magnifying glass that he had turned over from nowhere, carefully observing the vegetable leaves.

There was no way to carry out the work, and the chef had a headache: "I can only make salads." ”

Even if you steal a few vegetable leaves, you shouldn't gain weight immediately.

The reality is much better than he thought.

Lin Jindu rolled up his sleeves and began to wash the vegetables, and he didn't make any extra small moves in the middle, only when he was dividing the dinner plates at the end, on one of the plates, he made a few small hearts with tomato sauce.

He took a picture and continued the circle of friends.

[Futaki]: A loving lunch prepared for everyone.

Meal times are all set, and housekeepers and maids take their seats one after another. When he saw that Lin Jindu was also there, he frowned more or less.

When the food was served, Lin Jindu deliberately put the plate squeezed with a little love in front of the housekeeper.

"The rice has to be eaten together to be delicious." Lin Jindu pointed to his plate: "Please rest assured, I only touch the fat loss meal on my plate." ”

After speaking, he raised his mobile phone again to make sure that everyone was in the camera, at this time the roast chicken and other important meals had not yet come up, and the salad on the table was very conspicuous, especially when he chose a place close to the housekeeper to sit down, and the unique love was even more eye-catching.

The shrewd butler immediately sniffed out the conspiracy.

Every time Lin Jindu takes a photo today, he has to make himself in the mirror with a cover.

Butler: "You want to create the illusion that I'm cuckolding my husband." ”

As soon as the words were spoken, the people at the table were shocked.

Lin Jindu was posting on Moments, and nodded generously when he heard the words, "It's not that you cuckolded Yu Yizhi, it's that I'm trying to please you, and I'm trying to green him." ”

He didn't have an honorific title this time.,Called the male protagonist's name.,After clicking the send button.,Smile and face everyone.。

Because he admitted it so calmly, the others didn't know what to say for a while.

Aunt Wang was the first to come back to her senses and scolded for moral corruption.

The housekeeper sneered: "Sir is not stupid, he will not be deceived by this little trick. You pursue me, figure what? Figure I am old, picture my parents are dead and withdrawn, picture me obsessive-compulsive disorder? ”

He doesn't like to deal with people by nature and is a workaholic in the truest sense of the word.

At the end, he sneered: "Besides, I don't have time to rest at work, and I can't talk about companionship." I don't have anything but a salary of 200,000 a month. ”

As soon as the words fell, more than a dozen pairs of eyes stared at him and shining.

The fork in the butler's hand was almost unsteady.

Lin Jindu heard the helper on the other side sighing: "Why didn't you find it before?" ”

Lin Jindu looked at the housekeeper: "It's gold that always shines." ”

It's not hard to get someone else to glow green.

In country H, Yu Yizhi had just finished the meeting and was waiting for Yu Yi to come over to eat together, and there was a secretary at the same table.

He just reprinted a report related to the conference and swiped it on the circle of friends.

Today's circle of friends was contracted by Lin Jindu.

Yu Yizhi only glanced at it a few times, and immediately deduced what the other party wanted to express from the clues covered in the photo.

"Stupid."

It is clear that it is a radical method, and I want to use the housekeeper to stimulate myself to be jealous.

Yu Yizhi didn't understand how the stand-in he was looking for this time came up with such a stupid idea, and he had to hurry up and let him leave after returning to China.

The secretary suddenly stood up politely.

Yu Yizhi realized something, hurriedly turned off his mobile phone, and turned around: "Brother, you're here." ”

He sat by the door and swiped the circle of friends, and Yu Yan saw the content at a glance.

I don't know what to think of, Yu Yan took out his mobile phone and glanced at it, and sure enough, the man blocked himself.

After he sat down, Yu Yizhi began to order.

Waiting for the food to be served, Yu Yi was on a whim, looked at the secretary and asked: "If your blind date is nearly ten years older than you and is still a more serious character, will you consider it?" ”

The secretary was stunned for a moment, not understanding why the vice president suddenly cared about his private life, but he still asked: "The other party has been married and has children?" ”

"Nope."

"Monthly salary?"

"Twenty plus."

"Which one is more true?"

"I love cleanliness very much, to be exact, I have no family, I am very busy at work, and I have few days off."

"What about the appearance and figure? Won't it be pot-bellied? ”

"It's very good at appearance."

The secretary's eyes lit up, and he instantly felt that in comparison, the president was not so fragrant. As far as she knows, there are quite a few people in this circle.

So she smiled and asked, "Do you want to introduce me to someone?" If that's the case, you can get in touch. ”

Yu Yizhi didn't expect this result.

He frowned and said: "The person I'm talking about is quite cold and boring, he hasn't even had a girlfriend, and he does boring work day after day." ”

"Stingy?"

"Not really, because I am busy with work and have no place to spend money, and I donate to charity every year."

Secretary: "Good stocks! ”

“……”

Yu Yan didn't open his mouth from beginning to end, picked up the teacup and took a sip gently.

Seeing that the secretary was really worried about it, Yu Yizhi said: "Your personality is the opposite extreme. ”

The secretary shook his head: "You don't understand, that kind of old-fashioned and boring person can't stand the enthusiasm the most, this is called complementarity." ”

Human nature likes to look for qualities in others that we don't have.