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"I saw ......" Cheng Yeran pointed outside and wanted to say what he saw just now, but the words came to his mouth and he swallowed it again, could it be the effect of the program team just now?

Deliberately threw something in from the outside the moment he walked in the door? Let him mistakenly think that he has hit a ghost? Or he hallucinated, or even made him mistakenly think that he had crossed over.

Then the camera captured the stupid appearance that he mistakenly thought he had crossed over, making the audience laugh.

In fact, he can also cooperate with the program team to make the effect, but he is afraid that if he really does this, the fans will definitely call him a big fool, and then swipe the screen hahahaha, he doesn't dare to imagine the scene of a big fool on the screen, he will never cooperate with the program team to do this effect.

"It's nothing, I just want to tease you on purpose, how about it, freaked out, right?" Cheng Yeran deliberately acted very exaggeratedly.

Shen Yuntang's angry black face, he didn't talk to him all night, and his mind was full of lingering pictures of Cheng Yeran not wearing clothes.

Because he doesn't go out all year round, Cheng Yeran has a fair-skinned skin that is far beyond ordinary people, and he is the kind of physique that is born with abdominal muscles, and he has recently done a lot of farm work, which makes his waist very strong.

He couldn't help but compare the figure of Xia Xiaowu with the Xia Xiaowu he had seen in his previous life, Xia Xiaowu didn't look fat when he was wearing clothes, he was a polite scholar, but after taking off his clothes, he had a lot of meat on his stomach, as if he was pregnant, and his body was ugly.

In his previous life, he and Xia Xiaowu had never experienced a pleasant bed, even a terrible and painful experience, and he was very afraid of that incident, which could be said to be a shadow for a lifetime.

If it weren't for having a child in this life, he wouldn't want to go through that again at all.

But at night he had a beautiful dream, the content of the dream was very subtle, as if covered with a layer of fog, but it brought him a feeling that he had never felt before.

At the end of the dream, he felt a sense of suffocation, and when he opened his eyes in a daze, he saw Cheng Yeran's approaching face, and he was so frightened that he took a sharp breath.

"Nightmare?" When Cheng Yeran woke up every day, Shen Yuntang had already made breakfast, and when he got up today, Shen Yuntang was still sleeping, and he didn't wake anyone up, but tried to make a breakfast.

Cooking is really a technical job, he is wasting food when cooking, let Shen Yuntang come in the future, it is better for him to focus on washing dishes.

He made a dark meal, and he didn't see Shen Yuntang come out, he was a little curious if Shen Yuntang was sick, so he ran over and touched Shen Yuntang's forehead, the temperature was just right, it was estimated that he was tired yesterday and wanted to sleep lazily.

If he usually doesn't care, the other party can sleep until what time he wants, but today he said that he would go back to his parents' house early to help.

He called Shen Yuntang a few times to wake people up, and he simply pinched Shen Yuntang's nose and woke people up in this way.

After waking people up, he found that Shen Yuntang's face was very red, and his eyes were evasive, as if he had done something bad.

"Your reaction, why did I wet the bed when I was a child and was afraid of being discovered?" After Cheng Yeran finished speaking, he saw Shen Yuntang's eyes widen and he held down the quilt tightly.

It's all men, he immediately understood what was going on, but there was a camera in this room, if he had lifted the quilt with his hands just now, it would be over, he deliberately made an excuse to tell the audience on the other side of the screen, "Are you having a nightmare?" I also often have nightmares, it's okay, you can rest again, or I'll sing you a song? ”

His singing can be described as super ugly, and fans have also edited a lot of videos of him singing, and the strange thing is that those ugly singing videos have attracted a lot of fans, and everyone said that they didn't expect him to have such a funny side.

He was going to use singing to divert the audience's attention and relieve Shen Yuntang's embarrassment.

But even if he doesn't sing, this part will be cut when it is broadcast, but he is afraid that in case, the director's temper is too difficult to figure out.

He decided never to participate in variety shows again in his life!

Shen Yuntang was indeed taken aback by his action of wanting to lift the quilt just now, partly because he was shy, his current state really couldn't be seen by Cheng Yeran, and partly because he was very ashamed.

The reason for this shame still comes from the previous life, he is older than Xia Xiaowu as a brother, so he is often verbally disgusted and insulted by Xia Xiaowu, Xia Xiaowu said that other people's brothers are small and exquisite, where are they like him, they look like a man, at first he was a little puzzled why Xia Xiaowu always humiliated him, and then after listening to it for a long time, he felt inferior, and felt that a brother really shouldn't have this size.

He was stuck in complex emotions, thinking about letting Cheng Yeran leave quickly, but Cheng Yeran had no intention of leaving, he really didn't have any eyesight.

The complicated mood turned into anger, and he wanted to lose his temper with Cheng Yeran, but the next second he heard Cheng Yeran's singing, he seemed to have been struck by thunder, which was super ugly!

Shen Yuntang covered his ears: "Okay, don't torture me anymore, go out quickly." ”

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After Shen Yuntang went out with Cheng Yeran, he rubbed on the bed for a while before changing his clothes and leaving the house.

What surprised him was that Cheng Yeran actually made breakfast, although it was just ordinary porridge and boiled eggs, but it was good that he could cook for himself by himself.

Let's not talk about the experience in the Xia family in the previous life, let's just say that in the whole village, whose new daughter-in-law will not be scolded by her mother-in-law and husband when she gets up so late? Not to mention waiting for his husband to cook breakfast for him, letting him cook is like a myth and a story.

"I forgot to tell you, my mother told us to go home for breakfast today, but since you're ready, let's finish eating and then go over." Shen Yuntang went to the table, peeled the shell of the boiled egg and took a bite.

He never thought that boiled eggs could be boiled so unpalatable, the first bite was a bitter aftertaste, he almost vomited, there were only two eggs left at home, usually he was reluctant to eat, in order not to waste, he endured to eat.

The porridge also has a mushy taste, and the only thing that can be eaten on this table is the pickles he made before, which can barely be swallowed with pickles.

Shen Yuntang has been in a state of mind since he got up, listened to such an ugly song, ate an unpalatable breakfast, and suffered the same mental and physical torture.

"Don't waste food next time." Shen Yuntang sincerely suggested.

"Coincidentally, I think so too, or the job of washing dishes is more suitable for me." Cheng Yeran looked at his sullen appearance and asked him, "Won't it be embarrassing to go to your ex-fiancé's wedding?" ”

Shen Yuntang didn't expect him to ask like this, and he didn't know how to answer at all.

Fortunately, Cheng Yeran didn't have to ask him to answer anything, but snapped his fingers and said, "I understand, my task today is to accompany you to show affection and give you a long face." ”