Sand sculpture spare tire, change your life online! Section 188

Walking all the way out, during which Lin Jindu heard a lot of related discussions.

In the information age, even a demon can be stripped of his skin. For example, the matter of Yu Yizhi's 'being scared by green' on the day he returned to China is now being brought up again, and the heat is soaring.

Yu Yizhi's face was darker than a mask: "Don't these people have to discuss?" ”

Lin Jindu looked over sympathetically: "I probably haven't seen such an unlucky rich kid." ”

So many villains didn't let the male protagonist die, but they couldn't withstand social death.

In the middle, he also made contributions, the bank card balance posted before, and the relationship with Yu Yizhi, which once made Yu Yizhi's topic of having a 4 billion sister-in-law reach the top of the hot post.

Considering that the in-flight meal is general, Lin Jindu has booked a box in advance.

After the salary increase, the assistant still took the initiative to be a driver energetically after a long distance, and drove them over on behalf of Lin Jindu.

When he arrived at the restaurant, Lin Jindu was about to look at the menu, when the sound of gnashing teeth came from the opposite side.

"Forest, Jin, Du."

As soon as he raised his eyes, he saw Yu Yi's death staring at him.

Good and dignified, why do you suddenly glaring at yourself?

Lin Jindu complained to Yu with his eyes.

Yu Yizhi also frowned slightly, but before he could speak, Yu Yizhi threw the phone in the middle of the table.

The private rooms are separated on all sides by a screen, with round tables and small tables for four people.

In order to facilitate the pick-up of vegetables, Lin Jindu decided to be the latter, so he saw the content on the screen without much effort.

#θ™žη† δΉ‹, Erha# is now hanging on the hot search entry.

The reason is that someone released a photo of Yu Yizhi walking the dog, at that time the dog had just been bought, Yu Yizhi had not yet been the shopkeeper, and he went out for a walk every day, and was captured by passers-by.

Now the photo is on fire.

[In my mind, the second son of the Yu family was a wolf, but now I feel that he is more suitable for Erha. 】

[At least not Teddy.] 】

[No, I'm laughing to death, who is so lacking in virtue? ] Cut Erha's face and his face on a picture, and also made eye strips. Once you accept this setting, the more you look at it, the more it looks like it. 】

[It's a real hammer!] The eldest son is a wolf, and the second son is a dog. 】

……

The discussion thread was swiped quickly.

Yu Yizhi is about to bind to the husky.

The suggestion to keep a pet was made by Lin Jindu, and he had to take part of the responsibility.

Lin Jindu was about to say a few words of defense, but Gangyi and Yu Yizhi's eyes met: "Poof-"

Yu Yizhi: "......"

No, the comparison of magical emojis made by netizens lingers in my mind. It was as if someone was silently asking: Do you think he looks like a husky?

"I'm sorry." The corners of Lin Jindu's mouth twitched.

He tried hard to suppress it, but people's laughter is different, once he is poked, he will ...... Giggles.

Who's honking for themselves first?

Lin Jindu looked left and right, and finally found the assistant who pretended to pick up chopsticks under the table and actually held back a smile.

If you can save one, count it as one.

It's not a good thing to laugh at the boss's younger brother, so Lin Jindu also leaned down and whispered in the assistant's ear: "The housekeeper has also raised his salary, the twenty-third of the month." ”

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"That's right, those 30,000 yuan is the cost of walking the dog every month."

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When he straightened up again, the assistant's smiling lips evolved into a straight line.

Lin Jindu still didn't dare to look up at 'Erha', he finished ordering with difficulty, and then ate like a quail the whole time.

No, I still want to laugh.

Lin Jindu quietly looked at Yu Yan, as a real successful person, Yu Yan's face was as usual, and he sat steadily.

I go, how did you hold back?

As if knowing his doubts, Yu Yan said: "I don't laugh because I ......"

"You don't like to laugh by nature."

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The assistant suddenly whispered to Lin Jindu: "Have you ever watched a martial arts movie?" ”

Lin Jindu nodded.

"The protagonist's beloved is usually defined by the villain, why?"

Lin Jindu thought for a while: "Death hole." ”

Assistant: "You are the boss's laughing hole and death hole, Xiaoyu is not." ”

Lin Jindu was silent for a while, what is his position in the eyes of others?

"Occasionally, the boss will laugh at what you've done, regardless of the occasion."

It's true? Lin Jindu blinked.

It's true. The assistant blinked.

Lin Jindu decided to give it a try.

"Chirp."

A small cry, Yu Yan, who was picking up vegetables, shook his hand.

"Chirp." Like a wavy line, the hand tremor finally spread upward, and Yu Yan's shoulders shook slightly.

Yu Yizhi didn't know the story of the code, and when he noticed this scene, he only felt that his brother's laughter was more bizarre than his own experience, so he also wanted to amuse him.

Yu Yizhi: "Chirp." ”

Yu Yan looked at him expressionlessly.

"......" is so fierce.

Lin Jindu made a plan and blinked: "Otherwise, you will scream?" ”

Yu Yizhi replied, pointed to the fat elbow on the table with chopsticks, and whispered Are you tired and crooked?

In the small space, they each have their own words.

When he really finished the meal, Lin Jindu went out to check out and said, "I'm so tired." ”

I'm tired of laughing, I'm tired, I'm almost out of love.

The last sentence is crossed out, but it is still love.

The front desk that was issuing the invoice was surprised, and for the first time I heard that I was tired of eating.

When I go back, everyone has their own audience, and everyone is an army of masks. Yu Yizhi didn't really bother with Lin Jindu, and in the final analysis, he could only blame him for not knowing anyone.

Thinking about the good thing, I am three times a day, and netizens continue to help him recall the bits and pieces of his mistakes, so he should be a wake-up call.

"Wake up his ancestors!"

Sure enough, self-comfort didn't work, and after Yu Yizhi spit out four words with an expressionless face, he just wanted to escape from the country overnight.

He quietly searched for a country that did not have the Internet and planned to retire there in the future. The result of the search is that no matter which social networking site you open after that, the big data will push the introduction of the primitive tribes of the rainforest.

Even Yu Yizhi wanted to stock up on the Internet for masks, and the search box was full of must-have tents for the rainforest.

"......" this primitive human, does he have to be?

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On the other side, Lin Jindu and Yu Yan returned to the Yu family's manor.

Yu Yan went to the study first, and seized the time to communicate with Yu Zhengchu about the content of this business trip, obviously there are some major matters that still need to be discussed.

In the living room, Lin Jindu practiced yoga with Su Chang.

He's now able to do it like a fish in water, twisting himself into a marijuana flower.

The system is not idle at all.

[Click.] 】

[Twisted Creeping .jpg]

Lin Jindu: "Don't make me a meme without permission." ”

[An awkward mosaic is not considered an infringement. 】

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After doing the last movement, Su Yan took Lin Jindu to meditate, and ended the practice successfully after a quarter of an hour.

The two of them sat down on the sofa to rest.

Su Yan pushed him over, and Xiao Twist said, "Replenish some energy." ”

Lin Jindu, who had just recovered from the twist state, carefully picked up one, "It was born from the same root, so why not be in a hurry." ”

As soon as he finished speaking, he bit it off directly.

Sweet, fragrant and crispy!

Su Yan was pleased with his hamster-like eating method, and smiled and waited for Lin Jindu to finish eating before asking, "Xiaodu, how far have you gone with Xiaodu?" ”

What a nightmare proposition.

Lin Jindu was almost choked, but fortunately there was no food in his mouth.

Su Yan is very concerned about Yu Yan's love progress, and the 10,000-year-old iron tree is blooming, for fear that the other party will be dumped.