Normal people buried next to the condemned prisoner will feel unlucky, but obviously, the mental state of contemporary people is not very stable, and where there is excitement, run away.

There is an Internet celebrity who bought it live for the sake of traffic.

"It's not just influencers." Yu Yizhi said: "Lin Jindu's propaganda explains that the position is a big murderer, and after death, he may turn into evil or not be able to overlive, and you have the identity of a death row prisoner, so there are monks who are willing to settle in." ”

“？”

"They claim that if I don't go to hell, whoever goes to hell, if there is really a god or a ghost, they will be suppressed forever."

“……”

Lin Jindu was very moved when he heard it, not only gave half the price, but also donated incense money for the commission he got.

How good Dr. Lu is at discovering the vulnerability of others, how good Lin Jindu is at stepping on his death hole.

The previous rampant laughter instantly subsided and turned into swearing.

"He's damned."

"He's damned!!"

How can there be such a cheap person in this world?!

·

When Yu Yizhi went to visit the prison, Lin Jindu was transferring the difference to the monks in the temple.

"How can there be such a kind person as me in this world?"

Lin Jindu drank the flower tea brewed by Yu Yan and sighed: "I just let a cheap person like Dr. Lu meet it." ”

In a sense, Dr. Lu is the lucky goose.

System: [It is indeed a blessing for him to see you a few times in his lifetime. 】

What a lifetime.

After Lin Jindu finished drinking tea, he brought the foreign brochure sent by the assistant: "We may need a translator." ”

Yu Yan opened it and flipped through it: "The advantage of the church is that it is more formal, the other can provide outdoor weddings, and another feature is that it comes with a diving project......"

Lin Jindu was stunned: "Can you understand?" ”

"Recently, I have taught myself a little bit of the language of this country, and I have not mastered it very well."

Good Versailles! Can this be endured?

Lin Jindu decided to pretend lightly, and when Yu Yan encountered a jerky word, he smiled and said, "Actually, I also taught myself." ”

Privately urge the system: "Quick, help me translate." ”

[I am fluent in only three languages. 】

The language level is the same as mine?

[Too much is not used, and it is a waste of energy to include it.] 】

[Originally, there was only one, and the other two were copied from the host's brain. 】

[Thanksgiving. 】

"......" You actually stole my culture, Lin Jindu was angry: "Then you can steal some more quality." ”

He decided to sacrifice a little and build a systematic spiritual civilization.

[Stealing, you don't have too much. 】

“***”

Yu Yan looked over, and Lin Jindu said, "I'm trying to practice flat tongue pronunciation." ”

Comparing them one by one, the two ended up being more church-oriented.

First, the weather is not guaranteed outdoors, and secondly, they ...... It's all traditional!

I like to continue the old-school style in big things.

[Your tradition has been included in my collection of contemporary jokes.] 】

Lin Jindu pretended not to hear.

After finalizing the options, Yu Yan said: "In the future, when the bill is passed, you can have another traditional wedding here." ”

Lin Jindu nodded.

·

After days of heavy snowfall, the day the snow stopped, Lin Jindu's patience finally paid off.

After the second instance, the court still retains the judgment of the first instance, and it is immediately enforced.

Seven days later, Lin Jindu saw the housekeeper's circle of friends early in the morning:

[Housekeeper]: Ask for leave to come out and move someone.

The accompanying picture is a picture of the snow scene outside, and two words are perfunctory written in the middle: wait.

"Take the bamboo shoots."

Dr. Lu is indeed moving, but from prison to crematorium, and then to the cemetery.

In order to celebrate the arrival of this day, Lin Jindu ordered a large table of dishes and prepared for a sumptuous tea party.

He and Yu Yi went over in advance, and Yu Yizhi wanted to attend the company's latest technology conference first, because the voice changer is not suitable for large-scale publicity and sales, so from the time he took over, the company's business was mainly artificial intelligence.

At the beginning of the month, they achieved a new breakthrough in the field of technology.

Lin Jindu sighed: "In order to retain Dr. Lu's career, Yu Yizhi acquired a technology company, and now the company is thriving, I don't know how Dr. Lu feels when he knows." ”

In particular, the day of his execution coincided with the company's press conference, and the stock has been rising wildly since the morning.

"Big red and green, vulgar and elegant." Lin Jindu sighed as he spoke: "It perfectly matches the grass on Dr. Lu's grave and the green macarons that Yu Yizhi loves to eat." ”

When people are happy, they are always prone to encounter something that is not long-sighted.

Lin Jindu didn't get rid of this law, and as soon as the two arrived at the club, a few middle-aged people they didn't know were talking.

"The eldest son of the Yu family came out publicly, and he was comparing our children with him in the early years, and he said that he was clean and self-conscious."

The middle-aged man's remarks sparked laughter from several others.

"What's the use of making more money? There is not even a person who breaks the basin. ”

"Lao Li, you are superficial like this. If you have money, you may be able to find a football team abroad, which will scare you to death hahaha. ”

Lin Jindu's footsteps were all punished.

Through the carved window grille, he glanced at it: "There is no way to sort the garbage." ”

The implication is that I don't know anyone else.

Face is for the person who wants face. For this, Yu Yan walked over directly with Lin Jindu, the big-bellied man who was still laughing before, after seeing him, his facial muscles froze.

The same goes for everyone else.

There are losses and profits in business, and they all belong to the ones who can still be in decline in the past, otherwise they will not rely on this kind of talk to find self-confidence.

"It's not difficult to find someone who collects the corpse with incense," Yu Yan said lightly, "I know one, and now I'm waiting outside the bureau to collect the corpse." ”

As long as the sin is deep enough, someone can help you book it together, including the day of death.

Lin Jindu put his hands to his heart and smiled brightly: "Evil obstacles...... Phew, uncles also have to abide by the law, otherwise they won't be able to withstand the investigation when they turn back. ”

The middle-aged man's face was purple, but he didn't dare to choke.

The one in the Ran family has been tossed into an indefinite period, who knows what these two peerless ruthless people can do.

Under their horrified gazes, the two of them walked back towards the box.

About twenty minutes, Yu Yizhi was late.

"The press conference was delayed for a while."

Lin Jindu has been sending messages to the housekeeper, saying, "Don't worry. ”

The housekeeper was still busy for a while, and in the end it could only be turned into a dinner party for three.

Yu Yan asked people to serve food, and Lin Jindu called the housekeeper for a video.

"Here, cheers."

"Celebrate the reunion of the members of our Honesty Star."

The housekeeper waiting outside the crematorium: "......"

What did he do? Urn?

Yu Yizhi didn't ask too much about Dr. Lu, but only asked, "Are you dead?" ”

The butler bowed his head: "Only bones and slag are left dead." ”

Just as he was about to pick up the meat and bones and gnaw on the bones, Lin Jindu paused and suddenly lost a little appetite.

He picked up a specially prepared macaron instead: "Cheers again, friends!" ”

The housekeeper eventually lifted the urn in the video.

·

After Dr. Lu's death, the wedding was officially put on the agenda.

Because most of the pre-wedding preparations have been carried out, they only need to fly directly to Uloclchaman. The assistant became a trapeze artist a few days in advance, went to the field and paid a deposit.

Lin Jindu tried on the dress before setting off, and it fit perfectly.

When she got on the plane, Su Yan asked about the color of the dress, and Lin Jindu said, "I wear white, and Yu Yan wears black." ”

Although it is not very good, the first reaction in everyone's minds is not black and white, but black and white and black and white impermanence.

At this moment, Lin Jindu shook his hand at the white clouds outside the window: "Doctor Lu, let's go." ”

Su Yan: "Shake the ground on the ground, he is estimated to be on the nineteenth floor of hell, and he can't see it even if he moves." ”

Lin Jindu: "That makes sense. ”

The two began to discuss the wedding again.