Chapter Seventy-Four: I'm Drunk and Sleepy and Go (Ask for Follow-up)
After all, Li Shimin was born in the military and had practiced martial arts, so he reacted quickly. In the moment when Li Baizha was fierce, he grabbed him.
Luckily, I didn't quite jump in. But the body slammed on the edge of the boat, and the original drunkenness was completely dispelled by this knock.
"Ouch......" Li Bai rubbed his shoulders and cried out in pain, "What's going on?" ”
"You want to scoop up the moon and make us both drinks." Li Qing said truthfully, but in his eyes was a look of caring for the mentally handicapped.
It's quite romantic to catch the moon, but your behavior is a three-year-old child's book after all!
But he was also sure that the person in front of him was Li Bai - no one else could do such a romantic thing except him!
"Brother Li, Li Bai." He lip-synced Li Shimin behind Li Bai's back.
"I ...... Uh, really? The sober Li Bai also felt a little outrageous, I really did this?
"Not so." Li Shimin shook the water on his sleeves, looking a little disappointed.
It turns out that this is Li Bai......
I thought it would be a fairy robe fluttering, fairy wind bones, but I didn't expect this temperament to remind him of Li Yuan who drank too much and played hide and seek with Yingying Yanyan.
"Hahahaha...... Thank you for this brother, and the little descendant. Li Bai quickly put this matter behind him, he grabbed the wine bowl and raised it at the two of them, "Meeting is fate, under Li Bai, dare to ask the two honorable names?" ”
"Li Qing, this is my brother, Li ...... Li Erfeng. Li Qing made up a name for Li Shimin on the spot.
"Erfeng? It's a little weird," Li Bai shook his head when he heard the name, "They are all confidants in wine, and they are in their own family, and they are still obsessed with how old you are, so I will call you Li Er in the future!" ”
Li Qing's heart suddenly suddenly, good guy, you don't see the outside......
Li Shimin doesn't care, poetry immortals, indulge a little, indulge a little, and besides, his current identity is not an emperor, and it is good to have a relationship on an equal footing.
"Li Er! Xiaoqing, meeting is fate, drink! ”
Li Bai said, and took the wine bowl and drained it in one gulp.
"Hahaha...... Wine! Three cups lead to the avenue, one bucket is natural! ”
He drank until he got up, got up, stepped on the side of the boat, and cried out with a loud voice.
"But if you have fun in wine, don't pass it on to the awake!"
Li Qing was fully prepared and was 120,000 careful, for fear that Li Bai would stab him again.
"It's Li Hanlin!" "Look, it's Li Hanlin!"
On the surrounding painting boats, everyone stopped singing and dancing, and they all ran out to see Li Bai.
Li Bai's influence today is completely the top of the Tang Dynasty, and it can be called a sentence that no one in the world knows the king.
"Sure enough, Shixian!" Li Shimin's tiger body was shocked, and Li Bai's ability to speak into chapters immediately convinced him.
"What a poet, but it's just a false name," Li Bai sat back in place after raising a circle of bowls around, and waved his hand at the dancers arrogantly, "Then play music, continue to dance!" ”
"Du Fu once praised Li Hanlin in a poem, the Son of Heaven couldn't get on the boat, and claimed that his ministers were immortals in wine." Li Qing said as he took out a bottle of Feitian Moutai from the system and upset it on the table, "I think Li Hanlin prefers others to call him a wine fairy rather than a poetry fairy." ”
"Xiaoqing understands me!" Li Bai smiled happily, "Don't call me Li Hanlin, let's talk about each other as equals, you can call me Brother Taibai, Li Twelve is fine!" Just don't call Li Hanlin, it's not good. ”
Li Qing didn't speak, reached out to uncover the bottle cap, and took the bottle to Li Bai's nose.
Li Bai was still a little drowsy, but when he smelled the rich aroma of Moutai, his eyes lit up all of a sudden.
"Good wine, good wine!" Li Bai looked at the bottle with blank eyes, "The aroma is fragrant, tactful and long, and it is really good wine!" Where did Xiaoqing get this wine? ”
Li Qing didn't speak, and pointed to the sky mysteriously.
Unexpectedly, Li Bai really believed it, he nodded matter-of-factly, and said seriously and impatiently: "If it weren't for heaven, how could there be such a fine wine?" Pour it quickly, pour it quickly! ”
This stunned Li Shimin, so exaggerated? But thinking of Brother Xian's methods, he also began to look forward to it.
Li Qing didn't hold it either, he simply poured a cup for Li Shimin and Li Bai, and didn't use the previous big bowl.
"Sure enough, it's good wine!" Li Shimin tasted it carefully, and put down the wine glass for a long time, "It's just a little stronger, and it shouldn't drink more." ”
It seems that Lao Li still has a shadow on drinking...... After all, the last time I drank was with Li Jiancheng in the East Palace, and I vomited blood after drinking.
It doesn't matter why, anyway, Li Jiancheng is yellow mud and dropped his crotch, it's not but.
"If you don't drink it, then I'll drink more." Li Bai doesn't plan to persuade Li Er to drink more - just kidding, the wine is just such a bottle, if you drink less, won't I be able to drink more?
As a result, after drinking half a bottle, Li Bai staggered on the table again.
"This poet immortal...... Li Shimin couldn't help laughing, "It's really free, but this wine is not very good." ”
"Didn't you say it, he's actually a fairy in wine." Li Qing replied with a smile.
Li Shimin glanced at Li Bai twice, and saw him lying quietly on the table snoring, so he didn't pay attention to him, but let Li Qing continue to talk about myths and legends.
When talking about Jiang Ziya, Li Shimin suddenly asked: "The Jiang Ziya that the virtuous brother said, but is it the prince who assists King Wen?" ”
"Oh yes!" Li Qing said with a smile: "According to legend, according to legend, when King Wen of Zhou invited Jiang Ziya on the shore of Weishui, he carried him on his back and walked 880 steps, so the Great Zhou can have 880 years of ...... in the world."
After saying this, Li Shimin was not calm.
"Brother Xian, why don't I carry you from here to Chang'an?"
"Go, go, so greedy......" Li Qing's whole person is not good.
Good guy, you still walked to Chang'an, you are really greedy enough, Xuancheng to Chang'an has to take hundreds of thousands of steps......
You're planning to stretch the Tang Dynasty from the Eocene to the Oligocene, right? Across an entire ice age, towards the entire galaxy?
"Brother Xian is even more powerful than that Jiang Ziya, if I carry you a few steps, will the effect be better?" Li Shimin still remembers himself - his grandson, who has been separated by several generations, may not have feelings, but he definitely has a deep relationship with the Tang Dynasty that he founded single-handedly.
"You don't have to carry it, you don't have to carry it, you have developed your productive forces well, and it's no problem to live for two Zhou Dynasty."
Li Qing didn't forget to give Li Shimin chicken blood, don't care if it's useful or not, you develop first and then talk about other things.
The two of them kept enjoying the singing and dancing on the boat, chatting with each other, until they became sleepy late at night, and then they still planned to leave.
Looking down, there was another Li Bai lying on the table snoring freely, but he couldn't ignore it.
Li Shimin stretched out his hand and patted Li Bai's back, and said loudly: "Brother Taibai, Brother Taibai, it's time to go home!" ”
"I'm drunk and sleeping, let's go ......" Li Bai crouched on the desk, chirping, and pushed Li Shimin with a very thick nasal voice.
"Let's go...... Go...... Fuck you......"
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