Even in the open Tang Dynasty, Li Longji and his son Li Heng have a get-together, which is very explosive.

Like Li Zhi and Wu Meiniang, Li Shimin actually saw it quite openly. After all, he was all over the place at that time, and Li Zhi would marry if he married, otherwise he would not have left Li Xian and these boys.

But Li Longji is different, his son is still alive! It's shameless!

Li Xian and Li Dan glanced at each other, and their expressions were like the world-famous painting "The Scream", full of dramatic tension.

Li Zhi is okay, he is professional in gathering this matter.

"I won't talk about the specific details later, anyway, it's very explosive." Li Qing sighed, "As for his extravagant life, I have to talk about it." ”

It is said that according to legend, Yang Guifei likes to eat lychees, so he Li Sanlang asked fast horses to transport lychees from Lingnan and Shuzhong...... Lingnan is thousands of miles away from the capital Chang'an, the transportation was inconvenient at that time, in order to let the nobles eat the fresh lychees with color and fragrance, they had to send people to transport the lychees that had just been picked to the capital quickly, so the descendants of Du Mu had a poem "a ride on the red dust concubine smiled, no one knew that it was a lychee". ”

"You're in it for ......"

As soon as Li Shimin drew two belts, he was stopped by Li Qing.

"Hey, don't worry, Brother Li, it's more interesting," Li Qing was even amused by Li Longji's shamelessness, "Actually, Yang Yuhuan likes to eat pomegranates, and after her death, Shouwang Li Xuan also carried pomegranates to see her, not lychees." Obviously, Yang Yuhuan is taking the blame for Li Longji. ”

"As for Yang Yuhuan's red face, the disaster of the water, the disaster of the country, and the people......"

Li Qing was halfway through his speech when he was interrupted by Li Shimin.

"What a red face! Bring calamity to the country and the people! It's nothing more than for His Holiness to scold him directly, Li Longji! Li Shimin's belt in his hand never stopped, "If he Li Longji really works hard to govern the government, works diligently and loves the people, I don't believe anyone can confuse him!" ”

"Besides, if I am Yang Yuhuan, I have a good life with my husband at home, but I am forcibly snatched away by the old shameless, I don't care if you are Da Tang or Da Zhou, I will take revenge on you first!"

"Brother Li said it well!" Li Qing gave a thumbs up.

Speaking from the heart, the root of everything is completely on Li Longji, and he is the one who caused all this.

As far as his virtue Li Sanlang is concerned, if Yang Yuhuan learns the virtuous energy of Empress Changsun, I am afraid that he will have to be given a Hada by Li Longji in a few days.

"Hit! Beat him up as an inhumane brute! Li Dan shouted, and Li Xiaosan responded.

"Aya is right! This Li Longji, he's a brute! ”

"Isn't it Li Longji?" Li Zhi rested on the pillar, and couldn't help but ask on the side when he heard the words.

"I, I'll change my name to Li Chengji when I go back!" Li Xiaosan retorted as if he had been stepped on by his tail.

"It's good to have this awareness!" Li Shimin stretched out his hand and stroked Li Xiaosan's dog head with a smile, and at the end he didn't forget to warn him: "If you dare to be like him, don't blame me for not warning you!" ”

Li Xiaosan was careful, and the action of beating Li Longji with his hand became even more fierce.

The first emperor's team fought from midnight to dawn the next morning, and Li Longji was lying on the ground, seeing that there was more air out and less air in.

It's not to blame them for being ruthless, it's true that after listening to Li Longji's, pigs with a conscience will not think about it.

"Can't you save it, Brother Li?" Li Qing looked at Li Longji, who was lying on the ground like mud, and asked.

"Why did you save him? It's a waste of air to be alive, it's a waste of land to be dead, and it's up to you to be half-dead. Li Shimin looked at Li Longji with disgust, as if he was looking at a maggot.

Maggot Longi really is.

"In advance, it's not just him, but his crown prince Li Heng is not a good thing......" Li Qing gave Li Shimin a preventive shot, "In the insect area, these two men are really worthy of being masters." ”

"What's wrong with Li Heng?" Li Shimin was instantly alert, "What did that rabbit cub do?" ”

"I'll talk about his affairs later, but now I'll deal with this side first." Li Qing didn't want to finish it in one wave, if there was an opportunity, he would deal with the things in front of him first.

"It's not a problem to let him lie down, bury him." Li Xiaosan looked at Li Longji lying on the ground and proposed.

Who knew that when he heard this, Li Longji stopped pretending, stood up suddenly, and begged for mercy again and again.

Due to the excessive range of movements, he also kicked Li Xiaosan on the side.

Li Xiaosan pulled his dragon robe, glanced at it distressedly, flew up and kicked it back.

"Li Longji! You are so despicable! Look at your big flying feet, so you can't kick my dragon robe out of the line......"

Li Longji laughed again and again, as the saying goes, it is better to die than to live, just be beaten badly, but don't lose your life.

His life like Xiaoqiang is not hard, and ordinary people can live for a year and a half when they are depressed, and he can even live for six or seven years after his "voluntary" abdication, and he will survive until he dies in the same year as his son.

It is true that good people do not live long, and the scourge will be left for thousands of years.

When the courtiers came to the court, they were shocked to find that when the emperor was standing aside with a blue nose and swollen face, there was a young version of the emperor who came out like a groundhog next to him from time to time to beat him; On the dragon chair sat a domineering middle-aged man, who had been dead for more than forty years, and stood respectfully beside him.

After Gao Lishi announced that it was Emperor Taizong who was standing on it, the ministers couldn't help but be in an uproar.

And when Gao Lishi informed the ministers, Emperor Taizong had set things right, and after protecting Gao Xianzhi and Feng Changqing, the ministers of the palace celebrated with their foreheads, even Yang Guozhong was no exception, and exhaled deeply.

Soon he couldn't be happy, and the holy decree announced that all Yang Guozhong and his party were demoted from Beijing, and the first evil Yang Guozhong was given death, and all his sisters were exiled.

It's not Zhulian, after all, these sisters of Yang Yuhuan are more like people than the other, and they don't talk about Li Longji and Yang Guozhong happily every day, and they also work hard to suppress goodness.

As for Bian Lingcheng, who framed Zhongliang, he hurried the knife at noon and abandoned the city.

The concubine Yang Yuhuan invited herself to become a monk, but under the bitter pleading of Shouwang Li Xuan, she returned to Shouwang's mansion.

Li Xiaosan looked at Yang Yuhuan, who was nearly forty years old, and couldn't help but say: "Is this Li Longji having a problem with his brain?" ”

He is not wrong to say so, men always like eighteen, you expect Li Xiaosan to like Yang Yuhuan who is old enough to be a fucker, which is a bit unrealistic in itself, after all, he is Li Longji, not Cao Mengde.

"From now on, depose Emperor Li Longji!" Li Shimin announced in a deep voice, "The Tianbao Dynasty is temporarily supervised by Li Dan, and Li Yu is summoned to enter the court, temporarily assuming the position of right minister, and assisting the emperor in governing the country!" ”

A famous minister in this period, Li Qing only thought of Li Yu for the time being, so under his recommendation, Li Shimin didn't even think about pulling him directly from a white body to a right minister.

Before the ministers could say anything, Li Dan pounced on his knees first.

"Xu Lun is thin and shallow, it is difficult to be a big responsibility, and I also ask the imperial grandfather to invite another master!"

He really didn't want to get in touch with these messes, thinking that after the Tang Long coup, if it weren't for Princess Taiping and Li Longji who drove ducks to the shelves and forcibly put him on the shelves, he wouldn't have been too lazy to be the emperor.

Wake up earlier than chickens, sleep later than dogs, it's better to raise flowers and vegetables, isn't that much more fun than being an emperor?

"I've decided, and you'll be in charge of the country." Li Shimin's tone is unquestionable.

The ministers immediately bowed down with the wat board and shouted in unison: "Taizong Shengming! Obey the decree of Emperor Taizong! ”

Okay, let's not talk about the holy decree, just become the decree.

"This thief marshal will be temporarily taken by me."

Li Shimin looked around at the ministers, and snatched the position that originally belonged to King Rong Li Wan with one sentence.

The ministers couldn't help but look at each other, what? The manager is warming up? Emperor Taizong is ready to personally go down and meet the rebels?

If this is to be replaced by Li Longji, there may be some people who will come out to oppose it. But this is Emperor Taizong, when it comes to fighting, people are professional.

Li Longji belongs to others begging him not to do micro-, and Li Shimin belongs to others begging him to do micro-, this is where the gap lies.

After the dispersal, Li Qing held a Snickers stand, looked at Li Shimin, who was lacking in interest, and couldn't help but say: "Brother Li, I don't see that you are not very happy, why don't I tell you a joke?" ”

"Don't, don't talk ......about it," Li Shimin shook his hand and refused, he was about to be joked by Li Qing.

Li Zhi's eyes lit up: "Uncle can also tell jokes, tell them quickly!" ”

Li Qing cleared his throat and said in the expectant eyes of the others: "Let me ask you a question, if Li Longji, An Lushan, and Yang Guozhong are boating on the lake together, and the boat suddenly leaks, who will be saved?" ”

Li Zhi and his two sons, you look at me, I look at you.

"Li Longji?" Li Dan asked tentatively.

Li Qing shook his head.

"That'...... Is it Yang Guozhong? Li Zhi suddenly asked.

"Not really."

"It can't be An Lushan, right?" Li Xian said with a sigh of teeth.

Before Li Qing could speak, Li Shimin interjected with a sigh: "Do you still need to ask?" These three dogs fell into the lake, won't my Datang be saved? ”

Li Xiaosan couldn't hold back and laughed out loud.

"Laugh what a laugh! You're not Li Longji? Li Dan turned around as a sign of fatherly love.

Li Xiaosan covered his head aggrievedly, not daring to be angry or speak.

"Okay, you can stay here to deal with government affairs," Li Shimin said to Li Dan, "The logistics support work must be done well, and Tongguan must not have any mistakes." ”

"Grandpa Huang, when will I end the prison of the country......" Li Dan asked worriedly, "The flowers and plants I raised in the Ganlu Palace ......"

"My Aye, when is it, I still think about your flowers and plants!" Li Xiaosan hated his father for not becoming steel: "Wait for my son to go back and send someone to serve you in the garden, don't worry." ”

……

Tongguan, Jieshuai's Mansion.

Li Shimin was dressed in military uniform and sat on the main seat.

"See His Majesty Taizong!"

"The generals will be flat."

Li Shimin motioned for everyone to get up, and then said: "There is no Taizong in the army, and now I am the marshal of the thief." ”

Feng Changqing was the first to understand, and hurriedly bowed down and changed his words: "See the marshal!" ”

The others immediately followed suit. Li Shimin nodded with satisfaction, and in a trance, he seemed to have returned to the age when he was twenty years old when he fought the world and was full of spirit.

"Tongguan's affairs, everything is business as usual." Li Shimin did not command indiscriminately, but proceeded from the actual situation to make a detailed analysis, "The thief army is strong, and our army is short of training, so we should not rush into battle." ”

"In addition, in my name, send a letter to An Lushan." Li Shimin's eyes were sharp, "Just tell him that he is not my opponent, let him get out of me as soon as possible!" ”

……

Luoyang City, Luoyang Palace.

An Lushan looked at the letter in his hand and couldn't help but be furious. The flesh on his fat body shook with the movements, looking like a mountain of moving meat.

"Someone! Come! ”

Soon the guards outside walked in.

"Jie Shuai!"

Since An Lushan has not yet ascended the throne and claimed the emperor, he is still called the marshal at this time.

"What about the Messenger? Skinned him for me and sent him back to Tongguan! ”

An Lushan's beard was all open, and his eyes were as wide as a cow.

The guard opened his mouth, but he didn't make any moves, and he didn't say anything for a long time.

"Are you deaf?" An Lushan picked up the tea cup on the table and threw it on the guard's body.

The guards didn't dare to rub it, but knelt on the ground and said, "That'...... The messenger had already run away, and I don't know what medicine he had taken, but he ran faster than a rabbit, and the brethren could not catch up with him on horseback......"

What medicine did you take? That's not true, the messenger just wore a pair of shoes called "X-steps" given to him by Li Qing, and it is said that wearing them has a "flying feeling".

Don't look at the advertisement to see the cure, the messenger is indeed flying a little low in the eyes of the rebels.

"Rubbish! You're all rubbish! An Lushan incarnated as a master of table cleaning and turned the table over completely: "Pretend to be a ghost!" Do you really think I can't be fooled? What nonsense did you make up, and what did Taizong personally write a letter to Ben Shuai!? ”

"If he Li Tang Taizong manifests his spirit, if he doesn't beat him Li Longji into a dog's brain first, can he come to find trouble with Ben Shuai first? Please, make up nonsense and make it like that! ”

How did An Lushan know that Li Shimin had really appeared, and he beat Li Longji violently first, and then came to him for trouble.

"Enshuai," the henchman sitting on the side solemnly persuaded in a low voice: "I am afraid that this is the Tang army's plan to lure the enemy, and they want to provoke Enshuai to attack Tongguan, they will wait for work and occupy the advantage of Tongguan to kill and injure our army." ”

"You have a point." An Lushan stroked his curly beard, with a look of wisdom beads in his hands: "Ben Shuai has long expected that this is the Tang Army's method of agitation, carving insects and small skills, how can he deceive Ben Shuai's eyes?" ”

Yan Zhuang immediately offered a sycophant: "Shengming has no grace and handsomeness......"

An Lushan immediately waved his hand: "Hey, the word Shengming is to describe the emperor, and it is obviously inappropriate to describe Ben Shuai as a big old man, so don't use the wrong word in the future." ”

"Enshuai's words are wrong," Yan Zhuang immediately stepped forward and flattered him: "Enshuai has swept the Tang army like a broken bamboo since he started his army, and the city has fallen everywhere he goes, and men, women, and children are all wholeheartedly welcomed. ”

"This just shows that Enshuai has won the hearts of the people, inherited the mandate of heaven, and will replace Tang and achieve a great cause!"

(There's another chapter later, I'll take a break when I wake up in the morning and have diarrhea until now, I'll take a break first)

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