Chapter 107: As long as I stare at me like this, your sister-in-law will have to be obedient
For her youngest son to do such an abstract job, of course, Empress Eldest Sun is unacceptable.
She can be regarded as a well-read history book, and she has a little understanding of the abstract work of the previous monarchs, such as what kind of beacon fire drama princes, or a female and a male flying into the Purple Palace, etc., are all stinking jobs that have been stinking for thousands of years.
She can already imagine what her little son will be like in the history of later generations.
What cowardice and incompetence, mediocrity and obscurity, in short, how bad and how to write.
Even if he has thousands of merits, the historical pen will transition into the hands of his wife under the Spring and Autumn penmanship. Without him, because she is the only empress of the scorpion poop.
Qi and blood surged up for a while, if she hadn't taken medicine to regulate her body, she might have to be angry this time.
Li Shimin persuaded Empress Changsun to stop him, and his reason was what Empress Changsun said just now, no matter how wrong Li Zhi did, after all, it was done by Li Zhi in the future, and the current Li Zhi is a child after all.
Li Qing made up for it, don't let him go.
There is a wrong, there is a debtor, after hearing that she could go to Yonghui to beat up the adult Li Zhi, the eldest grandson queen immediately moved.
……
In the seventh year of Yonghui, the government hall was established.
Li Zhi, who had been busy all day, stretched his waist and planned to go to Concubine Xiao Shu to sleep.
If you want to say what he is busy with, he is not busy with anything - the government is handed over to his uncle Sun Wuji and Chu Suiliang to deal with, and he has been hiding in the quilt for a day to watch short videos.
As an emperor, the last thing in the harem is women. But Li Zhi is different, he belongs to the Western Dragon gang, and what is engraved in his bones is lustful.
Watching the small videos of technology and ruthlessness, especially the kind of sweet love, twisting like a maggot on the bed.
Good guy, can the Li family make up another maggot to form a combination of three maggot brothers?
"Alas, there is no beauty in a thousand autumns, and it is a beautiful woman to the eye......" Li Zhi fell on the bed and admired with a sigh of admiration.
He learned this from the title of a small video.
Just as he was happily swiping his fingers, he suddenly heard the door open. He hurriedly sat up, and just wanted to scold, but he was faced with a pair of phoenix eyes full of evil spirit.
"Ah...... Auntie? Li Zhi didn't hesitate for a moment, he threw himself on his knees: "You...... Are you resurrected? ”
From the first time he saw Empress Changsun, he knew that he was dead.
It's either uncle or Ayasu, anyway, it's one of them, and he won't be able to escape.
Li Qing took out a ring ruler from the system and handed it to Empress Changsun, who took the ruler and looked at Li Zhi with a cold snort.
"Child, you're out of luck!"
"Ah Niang, it's not Ah Niang, it's all a misunderstanding...... Li Zhi hurriedly begged for mercy: "Don't you believe it, you ask your uncle, the young slave is also forced to do so, and the young slave doesn't want to deal with the uncle's ......"
When Li Shimin and Li Qing heard this, they invariably pasted on their faces.
Why did this dog thing pick it up by itself?
"Deal with your uncle?" Empress Eldest Sun jumped her eyebrows, she held the ring ruler, and did not beat him, but planned to ask what was going on first: "Your uncle...... What happened to him? ”
Li Zhi didn't hear that Empress Changsun didn't know about it because of his disappointment, but poured beans into a bamboo tube and confessed what would happen in the future and was lenient: "A-Niang, that ...... Only...... Actually, I didn't plan to do anything to my uncle, but he died in exile because he was not in good health......"
"You ......" Empress Changsun held the ring ruler, she slowly closed her eyes, and her eyelashes trembled violently with anger: "Why?" ”
"That's it...... Uncle prevented me from canonizing Wu Meiniang as the queen...... And I always feel that he treats me like a child......" Li Zhi stammered: "Yes, it is always a child......
"Ahem, young slave, you can't say that, after all, it was your uncle who put you on the throne in the first place." Li Qing coughed, and he didn't know whether to help Li Zhi speak or help him add fuel and vinegar: "You said that you kid, that's how you repay others?" Someone else helped you get rid of Li Ke, didn't they? ”
After hearing this, Empress Eldest Sun's face became even darker.
*Disappointment from Empress Eldest Sun +2000
Li Zhi knelt on the ground and screamed frantically in his heart.
Uncle, you are my own uncle, please shut your mouth for me, even if I kneel down and beg you, can't you?
Empress Eldest Sun was silent for a long time before she slowly spoke.
"Second brother."
"Hey~" Li Shimin immediately responded.
"Tie me up this unfaithful and unfilial son!" Empress Eldest Sun pointed to Li Zhi, who was kneeling on the ground, and said coldly.
Li Shimin shuddered, didn't dare to say more, and summoned Li Qing to tie up Li Zhi.
Li Qing didn't dare not do it, he was afraid that Empress Changsun's anger would affect him again, and it was really terrible for a woman to get angry......
Soon, Li Zhi was like a pig ready to be slaughtered for the New Year, tied to the ground with hooves on all fours, without the demeanor of a king.
Seeing that Empress Changsun's ring ruler was too short, Li Qing hurriedly took out an extended version of a feather duster, handed it to her and said, "Sister-in-law, use this, this is very strong!" ”
Empress Changsun took the feather duster and waved it twice in the air, making a "sigh" sound of breaking the wind.
She nodded in satisfaction, turned her head to look at Li Zhi, and showed a smile full of maternal love.
The feather duster landed on Li Zhi's ass with the sound of the whistling wind.
"Ouch-" Li Zhi howled miserably, and was stuffed into his mouth by the quick-eyed Li Shimin with rags.
Li Zhi could only make a whining sound, and Empress Eldest Sun beat him expressionlessly, without a trace of pity at all.
It's very strange that a woman is such a creature, Li Qingzhen can't understand why her sister-in-law can keep beating Li Zhi with a lot of strength at the same time, and she can still be full of pearls and green without swaying.
Elegant, so elegant!
This has to be placed in the spy family.,It has to be the level of the prison in the Eden Academy.。
Li Qing shuddered, blocked the system's fifty-hundred prompt sound, and turned to face the wall with Li Shimin.
"Has my sister-in-law always been so scary?" Li Qing asked in a low voice.
"Usually not like this, this is to be angry with childishness." Li Shimin also lowered his voice and explained to Li Qing.
Li Qing looked back at the eldest grandson empress who was still beating Li Zhi, and asked Li Shimin in a low voice: "Brother Li, don't patronize and care about the childish slave, you better think about yourself first, think about how to enter the house tonight?" ”
Li Shimin's heart suddenly burst out, it's broken, I forgot that Guanyin still has an account in me.
But a man, even if he has a weak heart, he can't show it, he straightened his chest and made a macho look: "Don't worry, Brother Xian, your Brother Li's family status, that's this!" ”
As he spoke, he gave a thumbs up.
"Really? I don't believe it. Li Qing teasingly expressed disbelief.
"When did Brother Li brag to you?" Li Shimin saw that Li Qing didn't believe it, and couldn't help but feel that his self-esteem had been challenged.
Li Qing nodded and said, "Now." ”
Li Shimin: ......
Empress Eldest Sun was probably tired, she put the feather duster aside, raised her head and asked gently, "Second brother, uncle, what are you talking about?" ”
"Guanyin is mighty!" Li Shimin gave a thumbs up.
"Sister-in-law teaches her son well!" Li Qing also gave a thumbs up.
Empress Eldest Sun snorted: "I don't dare to call my godson well, my own son would even think of killing his own uncle!" ”
"That, Guanyin, let me interject......" Li Shimin raised his hand, as well-behaved as a primary school student: "Actually, the young slave hasn't turned his face with the auxiliary machine yet......"
"Then why didn't you say it earlier?" Empress Changsun looked at Li Zhi lying on the ground, and found that his mouth was gagged.
"When did I become a tough guy when I was a childish slave, it turned out that my mouth was gagged." She snorted lightly and reached out to pull out the cloth ball from Li Zhi's mouth.
"A-Niang, A-Niang......" Li Zhi burst into tears, he just regretted it now, he regretted it incomparably, why did he shake that thing out with his mouth?
Now he is still a little ashamed, obviously Aya and his uncle did not secretly sue, but he lived the belly of a gentleman with the heart of a villain......
"The slave knows it's wrong! The young slave knows that he is wrong! ”
"It's good to know your mistakes, I'm afraid you will make it again next time!" Empress Changsun glanced at Li Zhi, in the end, it was the meat that fell from her body, and her anger disappeared.
Li Shimin, who got the clear indication of his eyes, immediately walked over to untie Li Zhi, Li Zhi rubbed his numb arm, knelt on the ground and cried aggrievedly: "Auntie, the child really knows wrong......
Empress Eldest Sun sighed slightly and asked softly, "It doesn't hurt, does it?" ”
"It doesn't hurt anymore, it doesn't hurt anymore." Li Zhi rubbed his arm and said with a smile: "Uncle's weapon to beat the child is that it hurts when he hits, and it won't leave sequelae at all, I know this too well." ”
Yes, he's not only been beaten, he's beaten people with that thing.
I have to say that the feeling of beating someone is much cooler than being beaten.
Since it was night, Li Shimin and Empress Changsun didn't plan to stay longer. Before leaving, Li Qing asked Li Zhi in a low voice: "Childish slave, do you want to see your Aya beaten?" ”
"You mean......" Li Zhi's eyes lit up suddenly, and his expression gradually became filial, and then he immediately shook his head to dispel the evil thoughts: "This ...... It's not good, it's me Aya after all, isn't it a big rebellion if I want to do it......"
"You kid!" Li Qing secretly rubbed his hand and slapped him on the head, he was really filial to Li Zhi: "I meant to let you watch, I didn't say let you do it!" ”
Filial piety to the family.
"Ah, haha......" Li Zhi smiled awkwardly and tried to dispel the embarrassment, and then said: "Then interested, of course interested...... Could it be that you want to let the imperial grandfather come back? That's not possible, if the imperial grandfather wants to be able to fight Aya, he will already do it, and it will be his turn to get his Xuanwu Gate? ”
Li Zhi is a clear door, Li Qing smiled, and said in a low voice: "Of course it's not your imperial grandfather, do you want to see your imperial grandmother come back like lightning and beat you Aye?" ”
At the end, he added: "Call Li Xian, Li Xiaosan, and Xulun, and let's watch the excitement together." ”
"This is good, this is good!" Li Zhi said and asked cautiously: "That, uncle, why don't I add some more price, I always feel a little unsteady when I look at it for no reason." ”
Li Qing slapped him and scolded with a smile: "Don't fix something that you don't have, just wait with peace of mind." ”
After speaking, he pulled Li Shimin and his wife, who were still whispering, back to Zhenguan for 12 years.
In the Lizheng Palace, Li Qing patted Li Shimin on the shoulder and said goodbye to him: "Brother Li, it's not early, then I'll go back first, and I'll see you tomorrow." ”
"I won't keep you." Li Shimin waved his hand.
Li Qing looked at Li Shimin, and then at the eldest grandson empress who was cleaning up the table, and asked in a low voice, "I said Brother Li, are you sure you won't be cleaned up today?" ”
"Hey, it's not for my brother and you to blow it, as long as I stare at home like this, your sister-in-law has to be obedient!"
Li Shimin lowered his voice and boasted to Li Qing, if he hadn't peeked to see the actions of Empress Eldest Sun, this sentence would sound more true.
"Really?" Li Qing expressed disbelief.
Li Shimin snorted very gentlemanly: "If you don't believe it, you can't do anything about it as a brother." ”
"Then I'll go." Li Qing gave Li Shimin a thumbs up, turned around and left.
When she returned to the palace, Shangguan Wan'er had not rested. Seeing Li Qing coming back, he hurriedly greeted him.
"What about Xiao Wu?" Li Qing looked left and right and didn't see Wu Meiniang's figure, thinking that he wouldn't be scolded by Shangguan Wan'er, right?
"Oh, I think I'm resting." Shangguan Wan'er smiled gently: "Is the king going to tell her to get up and continue working?" ”
"Not necessarily." Li Qing stretched out his hand to stop Shangguan Wan'er's proposal, "If your anger is gone, it's okay to let her rest and rest, I don't have any opinion." ”
Shangguan Wan'er glanced at him, thinking that our anger had long since disappeared, after all, the future things were done by her in the future, and this Xiao Wu in front of her was only fourteen years old, and she was a little ruthless.
"Give her a new job, let her teach in the elementary school, ah I want to think," Li Qing stretched out his hand to scratch his chin, and said with a flash of inspiration: "In this way, I will arrange a few teachers for her, so that she can quickly digest all the knowledge from elementary school to high school, and she can be a useful person to society in the future." ”
Shangguan Wan'er bowed, and said tenderly: "The king is kind-hearted, and the slave and maid admire." ”
"Hey, let's learn, there's no end to learning, it's too deep." As soon as Li Qing's words fell, Li Shimin's voice sounded outside.
"Brother Xian, is Brother Xian here?"
Li Qing: ......
Before he could reply, he saw Li Shimin walk in.
"Don't you just need to stare at your eyes and your sister-in-law will be obedient?" Li Qing looked at the slightly embarrassed Li Shimin and said teasingly.
Rao is Li Shimin has experienced a hundred battles, and he can't help but blush, he coughed a little embarrassed: "That, today is an accident, your sister-in-law just came back, how can I fight with her?" As the saying goes, good men don't fight with women, I'll be with you for one night today, and you and my brother will sleep on your feet! ”
"You don't have to, Brother Li." Li Qing hurriedly stretched out his hand and shouted to stop: "You are like this, I will make another bed, I am not honest in sleeping, and I will kick you down again......"
"That'll do fine."
Li Shimin doesn't care much, as long as there is a place to chat.
(Two more chapters, later)
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