Chapter 124: What Is This? It's chic
What the Empress Dowager Dou said, "Who said that women are inferior to men", Li Long basically thought that it was the way to govern the country, but after being tied to the side hall at the next moment, Li Longji knew that the Empress Dowager Dou was referring to beating people.
Indeed, compared to men, women's beatings are not as thick as a mountain, but as pervasive as water - just beating people, Princess Taiping didn't know who to learn from, tied Li Longji there, took off his shoes and socks and began to scratch his feet with a feather duster.
As we all know, the things produced by Li Qing not only hurt people, but also have a more distinct bonus effect on itching. Li Longji, who was originally beaten and cried wolf and just begged for mercy, cried and laughed like a madman after being tickled, and his mouth was full of "just wanting to die quickly".
Good fellow, but think about the immoral things he did, and no one sympathizes with him.
Originally, she was still a little soft-hearted, but when Princess Taiping thought of Datang making him a disaster to that virtue, she couldn't help but add a little more strength.
However, to her relief, Li Longji finally left behind the two sons born to her and Xue Lang.
After finishing the first round of education, Li Qing came to the side hall and saw that Li Longji was comparing six with one hand and seven with the other, and he couldn't help but be happy.
"Oh, yes, what's this? It's chic! Li Qing sighed and stretched out his hand to learn Li Longji's movements: "Very six plus seven?" ”
"Li Qing! I am also dignified! You can't humiliate me like that! Li Longji shouted angrily.
"Ouch, dare to be rude to Uncle Tai!" Li Xiaosan, who had just come to Zhenguan Dynasty with a salivating face, rushed out from behind Li Qing, carrying a belt in his hand: "Mother, dare to make my aunt angry!" Watch and hit! ”
In fact, Li Qing didn't go to him, but this kid took the initiative to send a message to Li Qing, saying that he wanted to go to Zhenguan Dynasty to share the joy of family, and asked Uncle Tai to give him a chance.
Li Qing saw that he wanted to secretly rub Li Shimin with eye medicine, so that Empress Dowager Dou Hongwen would beat him violently.
Princess Taiping sat on the sidelines and watched the battle, and there was a question mark on her face after hearing this sentence.
Co-author, you kid isn't Li Longji, right?
But she can see Lao Li Longji being beaten, and she doesn't care so much. Having said that, the old Li Longji is the one who really gave her to death, and this little Li Longji has at least not done so.
Li Xiaosan fought quite hard, as if Li Longji was his father-killing enemy - it is also true, after all, Li Longji was the culprit who personally pushed his Tang Dynasty down the mountain, and it was also one of the reasons why his evaluation deteriorated sharply.
"You, how can you do this to me!" Li Longji looked at Li Xiaosan resentfully: "I used to be you, but you will be me in the end!" ”
This is almost a curse like a proverb, which can make Li Longji angry enough.
Thinking about him, Li Xiaosan has been spurring himself on since he knew the lessons of later generations, working hard, and not daring to slack off. Now this vicious old thing dares to curse himself for being the same as him? This is no ordinary curse, it is simply vicious.
"I?" Li Xiaosan snorted, and the belt snapped Li Longji: "I! I! Dog's Foot! Tell you! If you dare to call yourself a me, beware of Lao Tzu's big-eared melon seeds! ”
"Am I wrong? As for this, is it for me? Li Longji cried whining: "Isn't it just running away from Chang'an, it's not a big deal......
He really didn't understand, didn't he just leave Chang'an, at most a few more unjustly killed generals, but he didn't regret it at all.
"Looks like you didn't realize what was wrong with you." Li Xiaosan couldn't help but be surprised, he turned around and shouted, "Sister Ling! Ling Mei? ”
Queen Wang, dressed in full costume, walked in with her head held high, Li Xiaosan leaned over and muttered a few words, Wang Ling nodded, walked out for a while, and brought in a four or five-year-old child.
Seeing the child, Li Longji made a "ho-ho" sound, and didn't say anything for a long time.
*Remorse from Li Longji +1000
Li Qing glanced at Li Longji unexpectedly, he didn't expect Li Longji, a deflated calf, to have feelings of remorse.
However, he thought badly, and Li Longji regretted why he came with him.
"Ying'er, this belt is for you!" Li Xiaosan pointed at Li Longji and said, "Go, pump him for Aye!" ”
Li Xiaosan's intentions were good, he wanted Li Ying to punish his heart.
However, he didn't expect that his future self would even be dusty, so what would it mean to kill a son? Sprinkle water...... There is no intention to be punished at all.
What plum onions.
Li Ying looked at Li Longji ignorantly, looked up at Li Xiaosan again, and giggled: "Aye, this person looks like you......"
Li Xiaosanxin said Yaya, who is like a dog with him!
"Go, beat him up!" Li Xiaosan said with a dark face.
"No, the man looks like Aya, and if the child beats him, won't he be disrespectful to Aya?" Li Ying said respectfully.
Li Xiaosan was stunned for a while, sighed helplessly, and reached out to touch Li Ying's head.
"Let's go, go out and play with your grandfather and aunt......" he sighed and waved his hand, asking him to go to Xiao Li Zhi and Li Mingda to play.
Li Ying cheered and ran out, he was still too young to know so much, he only knew that the grandfather who was not much older than himself, and the aunt who was about the same age as himself was really good to him, especially the little aunt and grandmother, there were always countless snacks in his pocket for him to eat.
Here is fun, I don't think about Kaiyuan.
After Li Ying went out, Li Xiaosan stretched out his foot and kicked off the leg of a stool, pointed at Li Longji and scolded: "Mother, such a benevolent and filial child, you are also ruthless to do it?" I won't destroy you old calf today, I swear not to be a man! ”
Li Xiaosan slammed it and knocked on Li Longji's leg.
Li Longji snorted, obviously his leg had been knocked off.
*Despair +2000 from Lee Longji
"You brute! What's the use of being on earth! Li Xiaosan pointed at him tremblingly: "If it were you, I would have jumped down the city gate building, so as not to be poked in the back, you are so cheeky!" ”
Li Longji writhed violently, this time Li Xiaosan didn't use seven wolves, the physical damage of the stool leg smashed down was quite high.
"Uncle Tai, don't care about him." Li Xiaosan looked at Li Longji angrily, "Let's ......"
"Hey, it's the New Year, I'll talk about it after the New Year." Li Qing took out a pill and stuffed it for Li Longji, which stopped his wailing, "Now I listen to him lying here to mourn, and he is dead." ”
"Uncle Tai is talking about extremely." Li Xiaosan nodded and said, stretching out his hand to let Li Qing go first: "Then Uncle Tai, please go first?" ”
"Hmm." Li Qing glanced at Li Xiaosan meaningfully, "You kid have something to ask me, right?" Something to talk about. ”
Li Xiaosan sighed, scratched his head and smiled: "It's really worthy of being a great uncle, in fact, Xiaosan really has something to ask you...... That is, you look at Sister Ling's body, I have always wanted to have a child with her, you said that the queen has no children, even if I don't say it, but the courtiers always have to poke her backbone secretly, right? ”
"That's it?" Li Qing glanced at him and took out a pill from his pocket: "Let her eat this, there will be no problem." ”
Thinking that he Li Xiaosan also contributed more than 100,000 emotional points to himself before and after the saddle, Li Qing didn't care about paying him three or five hundred rewards.
Look, what is the mentality of an immortal, everything given to the emperor is a "reward".
"Thank you, Uncle Tai! Thank you, Uncle Tai! Li Xiaosan took the pill into his arms as if it were a treasure, at least now, he still has a deep affection for Wang Ling.
In addition, he learned a lesson and endured not accepting Concubine Wu Hui, so the harem of the Kaiyuan Dynasty was quite stable.
But then again, he is really greedy for Concubine Wu Hui, and his appearance is indeed above his aesthetics. But thinking of the consequences after accepting Concubine Wu Hui, Li Xiaosan couldn't help but endure it stubbornly.
The most important thing is that I am afraid that Li Shimin and Li Qing will suddenly appear in the Ganlu Hall of Daming Palace.
Wang Ling is also a generation of virtuous queens, except for the negative Gong Dou skills, the others are basically full. At the same time, she has a very good personality and treats the palace people like a spring breeze. When Concubine Wu Hui wanted to let the palace people frame her, no one responded, and after she was deposed, many palace people were sad and sad for her.
This can also prove that she is very popular in the harem, but it is a pity that she is the queen of Bo Xingjinyilang.
Having said that, his brother Wang Shouyi really deserves to be a twin with her, and he also has a negative political IQ, so he would actually believe in such a taboo thing as lightning striking Mu Qiuzi......
But at least in terms of ability, it is still blameless.
"Also, Uncle Tai." Li Xiaosan looked left and right, and when he saw that there was no one next to him, he whispered, "That, hmm...... I have a friend who has been a little struggling lately and feels like he's being hollowed out......"
"Is that friend you're talking about?" Li Qing looked at him with a smile and dismantled his disguise.
Li Xiaosan smiled awkwardly: "Uncle Taizu, it's not interesting to make this clear......"
"Not interesting? But I think it's very interesting. Li Qing sighed, and in Li Xiaosan's begging gaze, he smiled: "Don't worry, I understand what you mean, for your uncle, it's completely trivial." ”
As he spoke, he took out an elixir and handed it to him.
"Oh, reward you, just eat it." Li Qing said very vaguely: "Don't worry, the praise is overwhelming, even your grandfather eats it." ”
"Uncle Tai, it's interesting enough." Li Xiaosan gave a thumbs up, took the pill, and swallowed it in his stomach without saying a word.
Feeling it a little, Li Xiaosan took a deep breath and slowly exhaled it.
It's not that he thinks he's good now, he's too good now.
"Uncle Tai is so interesting, and the junior can't be uninteresting." Li Xiaosan squeezed his eyebrows and said: "Uncle Tai's palace is a little deserted, why don't you fill in some popularity?" ”
"I have a heart, but forget it." Li Qing stretched out his hand and patted him on the shoulder: "I'm very happy that you have this filial piety, but Uncle Tai, I'm not very interested in this aspect." ”
Li Xiaosan nodded as if he didn't understand, and then said, "Then Uncle Tai needs gold, silver and jewelry?" If you don't repay your uncle, Xiao San always feels that he doesn't want to go......"
"No, what am I doing with that?" Li Qing stretched out his leg and kicked him: "Governing your country well is the greatest reward for me." ”
After saying this, Li Qing stretched out his hand to hook Li Xiaosan's neck, and whispered in his ear: "Just go to Wude Dynasty after a while, Uncle Li...... It's that little bit of that Gao Zu did, have you ever heard of it? ”
"Such a treasure!" Li Xiaosan's tone was categorical, without a trace of hesitation.
Li Xiaosan is not a big deal to see the excitement, since the day the Empress Dowager Dou returned, he has collected all the deeds about Li Yuan from the first year of Wude Dynasty and the first year of Zhenguan to the ninth year of Zhenguan, and he has to go through it every morning, and he has already been familiar with it.
It's hard to say what motivates him, but it's safe to say that he definitely wants to have fun.
Li Qing glanced at Li Xiaosan unexpectedly, he was so confident? Looks like you've prepared your homework well.
"Regarding the matter of Gaozu, your grandfather must be embarrassed to say it, so you have to appear at this time......" Li Qing said pointedly: "I think it's better to let your grandmother spill all her qi in one go, so it's not easy to turn over the small intestine afterwards, what do you say?" ”
Li Xiaosan's expression gradually became filial, and he nodded busily: "What Uncle Zu said is very much in line with Xiaosan's meaning!" That's it? When I go back, I will review the glorious deeds of my ancestor a few more times, and I must let my grandmother and her old man have a good breath of evil. ”
Finally, he asked hesitantly, "But...... Will Grandma Gao fight Grandmaster? After all, it's his husband, and he's the emperor......"
"Thinking too much, it's not like you haven't seen your great-grandmother, and you don't know her personality?" Li Qing glanced at him: "Even if you kid forgets something, you should always remember the records of various history books, right?" ”
"That's right, how can a strange woman who can say that she hates me for not being a man and can't save her uncle's family, how can she be a little woman who is submissive in front of her husband?" Li Longji couldn't help but shudder, and hurriedly wiped his cold sweat and said, "Wude Chao, don't let Sister Ling go, I'm afraid she will learn badly......"
"Oh? You mean, your great-grandmother was a big bad person? Li Qing teased.
Li Xiaosan immediately raised three fingers and swore loudly to the sky: "I'm not, I don't, don't talk nonsense about Uncle Tai......"
Seeing that Empress Dowager Dou was still chatting with Princess Taiping, Li Xiaosan couldn't help but breathe a sigh of relief and complained: "Uncle Tai, you are really bad, this has to be heard by Grandmother Gao, and I have to peel off a layer of skin if I don't die......"
"Hmm...... So when are we going to Wude Dynasty? He asked, adding.
"Don't worry, wait until we come back from the Wu Zhou Dynasty." Li Qing patted Li Longji on the shoulder with a smile, "Before that, you should review the glorious deeds of Gaozu at home, understand?" ”
"Xiao San understands!" Li Longji immediately arched his hand and said: "Uncle Tai, don't worry, Xiao San will definitely memorize all the deeds of Gao Zu in every detail, and there will be no omission!" ”
(End of chapter)