Chapter 129: What Are You Doing, Ouch......

The giraffe is associated with the unicorn back to the Song and Ming dynasties.

Although the people of the Tang Dynasty have never seen a giraffe, it does not mean that Li Shimin does not want to take a photo with the giraffe.

With such a long neck, tall and strong, Li Xiuning, who is 1.75 meters tall, is a little small when riding on a giraffe.

Lao Li is regretting it now, especially regretting it, he knew this, and he and Di Renjie came over to join in the fun? Now it's okay, the two of them left themselves to go to an unknown good place to play, and left themselves here to accompany an old man to solve the case.

At night, Li Qing gritted his teeth and spent a huge amount of money to buy a portable hotel like a lollipop in Doraemon.

Standing on this vast grassland, the portable hotel is in perfect harmony with the surrounding environment.

The interior of the hotel is very large, it can be said that it is fully equipped, with a living room, a kitchen, a bathroom, and even four bedrooms, even if there is a Li Shimin, it is enough for him to live.

"Qiang Qiang ~ Gourmand Tablecloth!" Li Qing took out a tablecloth from the system and spread it on the table.

He stretched out his hand to the tablecloth and solemnly introduced, "Just name the food you want to eat on this tablecloth, and it will serve you a delicious meal." ”

Li Xiuning's eyes were full of little stars, and he sighed, put his two hands into fists on his chest, and looked at the tablecloth in front of him with great anticipation.

So, Li Qing watched her staring at the tablecloth in a daze.

Just when he wanted to speak, Li Shimin sent WeChat.

"Brother Xian, have you slept?"

"No, it's just dark on my side, what's wrong." Li Qing replied.

Li Shimin: "Huh? It's late at night on my side, how can it be dark in your place? ”

It also comes with a QQ emoji with a question.

Li Qing: "This is a long story, if you have something to say, Sister A and I are going to eat." ”

Li Shimin: "What are you eating?" (drool)"

Li Qing: "Say something first, and I'll show you after I finish speaking." ”

It was being typed for a while before I saw the message sent by Li Shimin: "We saw the county order judgment in the county office, do you say that Zhang Chun and Wang Wu are murderers?" ”

Li Qing thought back to the plot for a while, and thought that it should be the first case that Ling Zengtai encountered, so he said to him: "These two are not murderers, you and Mr. Huai will go to check it tomorrow morning." ”

He dug a pit for Lao Li, and he had to let Lao Li squat in prison for a while.

When I looked up, I saw that Li Xiuning was still in a daze, as if he had died.

"Sister, what's wrong with you?" He asked worriedly.

Only then did Li Xiuning come back to her senses and wipe the saliva from her mouth: "No...... Didn't fall asleep......"

"I'll give you some...... What do you want to eat? Li Qing asked with a smile.

"Meat!" Li Xiuning's eyes were shining.

Since they all proposed so, Li Qing ordered a bunch of Texas Barbie Qs, then picked up a piece of steak and reached out to pinch it, and recorded a juicy video for Li Shimin.

*Resentment from Li Shimin +2000

Seeing that Lao Li didn't reply for a long time, Li Qing thought he was asleep, so he threw his phone aside.

After a while, the phone began to squeak and scream, he picked up the phone and looked, Lao Li swiped hundreds of "angry" emojis for him.

In the inn in Huzhou, Li Shimin gritted his teeth and stared at his mobile phone, pressing his rumbling stomach with one hand, eager to rush to the other side of the mobile phone and eat Li Qing.

"Good night." Li Qing sent a message, and it was accompanied by a sumptuous meat feast on the table.

Lao Li couldn't help it, so he rushed to the edge of the table with his shoes and poured a stomach of cold water.

It's really like my intestines are about to turn green......

*Incompetent rage from Li Shimin +2000

Li Qing received the system prompt and laughed out loud.

Li Xiuning saw him smiling happily, and couldn't help asking, "Brother, what's wrong with you?" ”

"Hahahahaha......" Li Qing leaned over and pulled the chat record to the top with his mobile phone to show Li Xiuning: "Look, this is Lao Li, you see how angry I am with him." ”

Li Xiuning saw the chat history on his mobile phone, and couldn't help but laugh: "You are really a bad friend...... Hey, this picture looks like it's drawn, can you take it out? ”

She was referring to the picture of a giraffe riding.

"Okay, we'll talk about it when we get back."

Nothing was said all night.

Before dawn the next day, Li Qing received a message from Li Shimin.

"Bad brother Xian, I investigated the scene with Mr. Huai, and was arrested by the county order!"

Li Qing looked at him in a daze, and after yawning and replying to him with a "It's okay", he stuffed the phone under the pillow and didn't care about him anymore.

Li Shimin, who couldn't wait for a reply for a long time, took a deep breath and endured it for a long time without shouting.

After he hid his mobile phone, he let the officials lock him and Di Renjie together in prison.

After getting up, Li Qing took out his mobile phone and checked it again, but he didn't take it seriously, anyway, Di Renjie would also return as the Dragon King, not afraid.

He woke up Li Xiuning, who was still sleeping, and began to prepare for cooking.

At noon, Li Qing was taking a photo of Li Xiuning playing a lion when Li Shimin's news came again.

"Brother Xian, this Mr. Huai turned out to be Di Renjie?"

Li Qing began to edit the message: "I'll just say it's okay, you see it scares you...... How about it, is Di Renjie still going to take you to investigate the case? ”

In the corner he didn't see, the lion next to Li Xiuning bared his teeth at her, but she slammed her fist to the ground with a smile.

It seems that there is a reason why it can be eaten, and it may not be Li Xuanba who is born with divine power, but Li Xiuning......

"The two of us are very agreeable, and I said I was going to look for you, but he kept me." Li Shimin said quite proudly.

Li Qing smiled and didn't say anything, but sent Li Shimin a few photos.

"Brother Xian! Wait for this matter.,Take your brother to masturbate this too! (laughs)"

Li Qing replied casually: "No problem." ”

"Hey, what about the Foxy?" Li Qing looked at the empty Li Xiuning's side, scratched his head and asked.

I obviously gave the lion Momotaro balls, why was he so disobedient and ran away......

"I don't know, it just ran away." Li Xiuning said innocently.

During dinner in the evening, Li Shimin's WeChat message popped up again.

"Brother Xian, who are those two housekeepers of the Wu Mansion in the capital?"

"You and Di Renjie say, Wu Xiaojie." Li Qing replied.

Then he casually sent Li Shimin a video of Li Xiuning riding a zebra and galloping on the grassland.

As Hermes, Li Shimin suddenly came to his senses, and he didn't even care about the case, and sent a series of "lustful" expressions.

"Brother Xian, this is Home, he is so handsome!"

"Zebra." Li Qingyan said succinctly.

"Well, it's not as good as a Humvee." Li Shimin commented sharply.

Li Qing couldn't help laughing, in this era, what horse can compare to a Hummer? Unless it's the era of the later generations when the Hummer was worse than the Maxima.

That night, when Li Qing was asleep, Li Shimin used WeChat messages to wake him up again.

"Brother Li, please, it's midnight in Africa...... Li Qing reluctantly sent him a voice, "What's the matter, let's talk about it at dawn?" ”

"The stakes are high, Liu Chuanlin and Liu Gongzi of Liujiazhuang are dead." Li Shimin said concisely.

Li Qing replied casually: "His father killed him, okay, I'll sleep, you let Di Renjie pretend to be a yin to deceive him." ”

"Oh." Li Shimin quickly replied with an OK expression.

In the evening, Li Qing, who had just tamed a rhinoceros with Momotaro balls, received news from Li Shimin again.

"Brother Xian, it really works, then Charlie Liu is charged, and he confesses!"

Before he could reply to the message, Li Xiuning was calling him over there.

"Brother, brother? Come and help me, I'm a little unsteady on this rhinoceros's back......"

Li Qing hurriedly ran over and reached out to help Li Xiuning, but she was dragged up by her.

"What are you doing...... Hey, hey, hey......" Li Qingleng was frightened by her, but he felt an arm around his waist.

"Sister will take you to ride a rhinoceros, heha." Li Xiuning said, reaching out and clenching his fist, knocking on the rhinoceros's back.

The rhinoceros was beaten, and under the pain, it let out a "moo" cry, spread its four legs and galloped wildly on the grassland.

Growing so big, Li Qing is riding a rhinoceros for the first time, which brings him a very fresh feeling. Contrary to what you might think, the rhinoceros runs even more smoothly than the horse. But it was heavy in its own right, and it galloped across the plains, and even felt like the earth was being trampled on by it.

Driven by the rhinoceros running, the wind whistled in his ears, and a fresh breath unique to the prairie came to his face, and the tip of his nose lingered with the faint fragrance of Li Xiuning's body.

"Brother, are you happy?" Li Xiuning's bright laughter sounded in his ears, purifying people's hearts like a clear spring.

"Okay." Li Qingchang is so old and it is the first time he has been in such close contact with a woman, and he is a little bit unwilling.

Especially the feeling of the Q bomb, as if there are 10,000 fawns, playing impala flying in his heart.

"Drive!" Li Xiuning completely regarded the rhinoceros as a horse, and under her urging, the rhinoceros rushed forward as if it was not fatal.

Li Qing felt that the skin of the rhinoceros was a little hot, so he took out an elixir from his pocket and stuffed it into the rhinoceros's mouth with the help of the system.

He was really afraid that this rhinoceros would run and suddenly fall to the ground and die of exhaustion.

The mobile phone on his lap was squeaking and ringing, but he was in no mood to care about the phone at this time, anyway, there was nothing going on with Brother Li.

Li Shimin: So love will disappear, right?

Riding on the prairie like this, the wind blew through the prairie and took away bursts of cheerful laughter.

At dinnertime, Li Qing thought for a moment and tethered the rhinoceros to the bottom of the portable hotel.

This calf is destined for himself, and it's good to adopt and raise it.

Rhinoceros: Don't you think this creation is coming?

When he took out his phone, Lao Li had already bombarded him with dozens of messages. In short, it doesn't matter if you look at it.

"Erlang again?" Li Xiuning leaned over and asked.

"yes...... Sister, come on. After Li Qing finished speaking, he took Li Xiuning's hand and came to the side of the rhinoceros, leaned on the broad body of the rhinoceros, hugged Li Xiuning's shoulders with a good look of the two brothers, and sent a group photo to Li Shimin.

Li Shimin quickly replied: "Brother Xian, you are busy, I won't bother you." ”

Li Qing didn't want to say anything more, but after thinking about it, he added a message to Li Shimin: "Liu Da is a plum blossom internal guard." ”

Li Shimin posted an OK emoji.

"You seem to know everything." Li Xiuning looked at Li Qing, his eyes were as bright as a galaxy.

Li Qing stretched out his hand and compared: "You don't understand this, brother, I have always felt that if you understand more, life will be more exciting." ”

"Hmph." Li Xiuning covered her mouth and chuckled.

After a while, she suddenly asked, "Then why did you let Erlang follow Di Renjie all the time?" ”

As he spoke, he narrowed his eyes half-threateningly: "Don't hide it from me. ”

"Hey, our brothers, can I hide it from you?" Li Qing smiled and said: "Actually, it's nothing, I think Di Renjie probably guessed our identity, so he left Brother Li there, the main purpose is to let him better save his grandson." ”

"Grandson?" Li Xiuning frowned slightly: "Is that the crown prince Li Xian?" ”

"First of all, I need to correct it, he is not called Li Xian now, but Wu Xian." Li Qing was very bad at correcting Li Xiuning's statement - yes, he just wanted to get a little bit of Li Xiuning's emotional value, the so-called equality between men and women, there is no reason to just look at Brother Li's blood pressure, not Sister Li's blood pressure.

Smack, soon.

*Rage from Li Xiuning +5000

Sister is really atmospheric, but this temperament is a little too big......

After thinking about it, I can't beat me anyway, so why don't you be honest and be honest?

"What? He actually ...... How dare he cut himself off from his ancestors? Li Xiuning's phoenix eyes suddenly became fierce.

*Rage from Li Xiuning +10000

There is no doubt that if Li Xian appeared in front of her, she would definitely be able to dismantle Li Xian.

“…… This has little to do with Li Xian, after all, he also wants to save his life, in fact, Wu Zetian forcibly ordered it. Li Qing hurriedly persuaded the angry sister in front of him: "Don't be angry, you're angry...... There is no one to replace it. ”

"In addition, this time Brother Li wants to save Li Gui, the son of Li Zhen, the king of Yue, who is the little kid who dragged his nose and called your aunt during the New Year." Li Qingru introduced Li Xiuning.

Li Xiuning nodded, and asked again: "What about Li Zhen, the Yue King of this world?" ”

"Li Zhen? Li Zhen had died ten years ago because of the failure of the Tang Uprising," Li Qing spread his hands: "He left a huge fortune before he died, and he wanted to leave it to Li Xian, and that wealth was buried in Cuiping Mountain behind Liujiazhuang, and the owner of the village, Charlie Liu, was his staff back then." ”

Li Xiuning sighed lightly: "This kid ......"

"Anyway, with Brother Li here, there shouldn't be any problem, and after he finds Li Gui, it's not too late for us to go back." Li Qing said with a smile: "It's getting late, we might as well think about what to eat at night." ”

What Li Qing didn't expect was that Li Xiuning, who originally came to his senses at the mention of eating, suddenly glared at him viciously this time and stretched out his foot and kicked him in the leg.

"You know how to eat!"

Li Qingzhang's second monk can't figure his head, and he knows that the person who eats is not you?

I'm just going to do that...... Why are you angry for no reason?

Women are really troublesome...... He sighed to himself.

(End of chapter)