seventeen

A group of men in black were ridiculed to the point that they almost doubted their lives, but the plot of the arrangement had to go on.

In the end, after all, it is a force to break ten thousand laws.

The black-clothed man in sunglasses at the head took out a big axe from his waist and slapped it directly on the table next to him, and the cold light flashed, shaking people's hearts.

"Lao Tzu is uneducated, I don't understand what you're talking about, anyway, your 'young master' said that he would sell his sister to us, and I will take my sister away now, brothers, go up and arrest people directly."

Seeing that a group of black-clothed spiritual guys were about to attack fiercely with axes, 'Miss' Lu Heng immediately shouted: "Heroes, please listen to me and listen to me......"

"Actually, I'm not his sister, I'm his younger brother, my family has only given birth to sons for ten generations, but my father likes daughters, and my mother is afraid that he will find a young one after giving birth to two sons in a row, so she let me grow up as a boy and pretend to be a girl, but if you take a closer look, look at me so tall and mighty, where do I look like a girl!"

Just talking doesn't count.

The next moment, he directly took off the short-sleeved T-shirt on his body, revealing a flat and sturdy naked upper body.

"Look, look, I don't have any breasts at all! I'm really a man! ”

"......" the courtyard to watch the lively others.

"......" the director team in front of the camera in the distance.

Of course we know you don't have breasts, but aren't you on a variety show.

'Master' Fu Xue glanced at Liu Xin, and said in a long voice: "Madam...... For so many years, you have been hiding from me so hard. ”

Liu Xin: "......"

'Madame' Liu Xin said that she was very innocent.

The man in black was even more stunned by Lu Heng's operation, what should he do next?

I just said that as long as the girl.

But now that the guests have a bug, how can they go down?

Zhou Yuyuan stood aside and mended the knife: "Look, I'll just say let your gambling hall open up one more way, now this final destination, don't you still have to lead to the Nanfeng Pavilion?" ”

The man in black glared angrily.

It's not all because you didn't act according to common sense before, so now everyone in the show is talented, and the speech is ugly, I hate it here.

Lu Heng saw that the man in black was suppressed, and he immediately felt awesome for his inspiration.

He flattered: "Big brother, look, I'm not a girl, I'm also a man, so you should sell my brother, it's all the money he owes you!" ”

"......" 'Young Master' Song Tingwan.

There is no good person in this family.

The voice of the director's team came from the headset of the man in black.

After a moment, he swaggered forward and picked up the axe, "Bang! He slapped the table again: "Lao Tzu doesn't care how much bloody drama there is in your ruined house, he has already said that he will either give the silver or hand over the girl, and now since the girl is fake, then he can only pay back the silver!" ”

Fu Xue, the head of the family, looked around, and said very hesitantly: "Big brother, do you really have to be a girl, or my two sons, you might as well sell one of them, otherwise you can afford to pay back 100 taels of silver when you look at the tattered state of our family?" ”

"......" the man in black.

It's that he doesn't see.

I've never seen a father like this.

Several other people couldn't help it: "Hahahahahahahahaha ”

"Sir...... The master is right, let's sell a young master! ”

Lu Heng and Song Tingwan: "......"

You bad guys.

"......" The man in black is really annoyed by these guys who don't follow the common sense.

He roared roughly: "Okay, Lao Tzu admits that the gambling hall is small, and there is no way to sell men, but the silver must be returned, and from tomorrow, you will all go to work in the shop for me to pay off the debt!" ”

"The silver is owed by my brother, let him work alone to pay it back!" Lu Heng has no compatriot love.

The big brother in black continued to slap the table: "No, it's okay to work alone, Lao Tzu has to wait until the Year of the Monkey and the Horse Moon, all of you must be dispatched." ”

"Anyway, from now on, I will guard your door, and if I don't pay back the money for a day, I will pour dung at your door in the morning, knock on the gong at your door at night, and pee in your well."

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The next morning, it was still dark.

"Bell, bell, bell...... Boom! ”

A loud explosion rang out in the courtyard.

Sheng Yang covered his ears in pain.

When I opened my eyes, I instantly realized where I was because of the rusty and leaky tin roof above my head.

He pulled the quilt off his body and turned his head to look to the side, only to find that the camp bed next door was empty, and the person who was supposed to be on it had gone somewhere.

He got up and put on his shoes, pushed open the iron door and went out.

I saw that at the door of the two brick houses, as well as in front of the temporary tent set up in the corner, there were also a few unhappy figures standing.

"Bell, bell, bell...... Boom! Get up, get up! The sun is all in the ass! ”

"Look at how lazy you are, just a lazy man like you will definitely not be able to marry a wife in our village!"

The black-clad man in sunglasses who came yesterday walked around the garden very arrogantly with his group of younger brothers, carrying gongs.

“……”

Big brother, go back and recommend you to join the group directly.

After knocking for a long time and checking for a long time, the eldest brother in black suddenly frowned: "Hey, why is there one less, and there is another person, the most annoying cook, it can't be that he doesn't want to work as a fugitive slave, right?" ”

Sheng Yang looked around, and he was a little puzzled.

This early in the morning, where did Zhou Yuyuan go?

There was a slight movement at the gate.

A tall figure pushed the door and walked in, it was Zhou Yuyuan.

He was wearing a simple T-shirt and black sweatpants, his forehead was slightly wet, his face was ruddy, and he was heroic, which contrasted sharply with the confusion and confusion of the several of them, and he had obviously been up for a long time.

"Ha, the cook is back, everyone is here, ready to go to work." The big brother in black immediately shouted.

Zhou Yuyuan said sincerely: "Big brother is so conscientious in collecting debts, I believe that the position of the casino owner will change to you sooner or later, and you will be called a black brother on this street in the future." ”

Big Brother in Black: "......"

Is this person sowing discord?

He glanced at the younger brothers around him, and said solemnly: "Hugh has to listen to this person's nonsense, messing with our army's heart, we are all loyal to the master's family." ”

Zhou Yuyuan stopped with a blow, chuckled and walked towards his tattered tin hut.

Sheng Yang stood at the door and asked, "So early?" ”

Zhou Yuyuan sighed: "I was so hungry after waking up, so I went out and shook it to divert my attention, and then ...... Now it's even hungrier, alas. ”

As he spoke, the whole person became weak in an instant.

"......" Sheng Yang.

Sheng Yang saw a little bit of pitiful grievances in his always confident and calm eyes.

But thinking of Zhou Yuyuan's terrifying appetite, it is normal to get hungry in the morning.

"Bell!"

The gong sounded.

After washing, the eight were urged to go to the town across the road.

According to the boss of the man in black, the gambling house has several stalls in the market in the center of the town, and they will be working there today to pay off their debts.

However, the scene of this group of men in black escorting prisoners is really a shining landscape.

A few children on the lookers asked curiously, "Brother, who are you and what are you doing?" ”

Zhou Yuyuan said casually: "I have been away from home for many years, but my wife and daughter have been bullied by the Yue family, who hate the poor and love the rich, and forced them to live in the pigsty. ”

"Hahahahahahaha

Lu Heng and the others almost went crazy with laughter.

"......" the schoolboy scratched the back of his head.

What is this man talking about.

My head is so itchy, I feel like I'm going to grow my brain.

A few people talked, and they walked through the crowd to a rather long stall area, all selling all kinds of delicacies or interesting knick-knacks.

I just listened to the passers-by talking about it, and today seems to be the day of the big gathering in this town.

The man in black escorted them to four connected stalls, one selling dumplings and wontons, one selling multigrain pancakes, one selling grilled chicken thighs, and one selling popcorn.

"Okay, the two of you are in charge of a stall and start doing business now, we will take turns patrolling and inspecting here, don't be lazy, otherwise we will sell it to you in the black coal kiln next time!"

“……”

I'm so scared.

Zhou Yuyuan and Sheng Yang were assigned to a dumpling stall.

This behavior is no different from throwing a mouse into a rice bowl.

Without urging him, Zhou Yuyuan directly filled a dustpan full of dumplings, and at a glance, there were about a hundred of them, and threw them all into the boiling water.

It's a lot of movement.

Yang Xiaoxuan, who was at the pancake stall next door, couldn't help but look at it and said curiously: "The dumplings should be cooked by someone else, otherwise they will be rotten later." ”

Zhou Yuyuan's expression was faint: "People have already come." ”

Sheng Yang was paddling in the pot with his claws to prevent the dumplings from sticking together, and said, "Well, it seems that the market is also a ghost, and only you can see the guests." ”

"Xiao Shengyang, I've learned badly." Zhou Yuyuan smiled, raised his hand and pointed at himself: "People are not here." ”

Small...... Sheng Yang?

Sheng Yang paused.

Somehow, it seems that there is a slight taste of helplessness and connivance in this word.

After about ten minutes, the dumplings in the boiling water were all floating.

Zhou Yuyuan began to divide dumplings between himself and Sheng Yang.

"Sheng Yang has two, I have eight; Sheng Yang will come two more, and I will come eight; Sheng Yang has two more, and I'll have eight more......"

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