Chapter 149: Li Yuan: Li Zhi! You sixth!

Queen Dou not only uses a feather duster, but also an iron fist, and occasionally uses two whip legs.

In short, Li Yuan's nose and face were swollen after being beaten, and he looked miserable.

Li Zhi sneered Li Xiaosan and secretly instigated him to start reciting Li Yuan's "glorious deeds", in fact, Queen Dou was a little tired, but after hearing those deeds, she rounded her arms again and jerked them with a ping-pong slam.

"Aya is so pathetic." Li Shimin shook his head and sighed, but looking at what he meant, he obviously felt that the fight was not heavy enough.

"Who's to say it isn't?" Li Jiancheng also echoed on the side, if you want to talk about filial piety, Li Jiancheng is also perfectly in line with the tradition of the Li family, which is quite filial.

"Yes." Li Erlang doesn't think it's a big deal to see the excitement.

Among these people, the most aggrieved is Li Erlang. If it weren't for the inappropriate identity, he would have wanted to join the war group with a stick.

Li Yuan is used to it, this is not the first time this kind of thing, I think that because he was suspicious of Emperor Yang of Sui, he ate too much wine and went crazy, and Queen Dou beat him much harder than now.

Besides, he is at a loss, and it is not an ordinary loss. Now he is not only beaten by his wife, but by an angry mother.

"It's better to marry you than to marry a piece of cake!" Queen Dou was still puzzled, and stretched out her foot to give Li Yuan a kick.

"Ahh Li Yuan fell back very exaggeratedly.

After fighting for so long, in fact, most of them were angry, and Li Yuan looked a little miserable, with two black eyes on his face, like a national treasure.

"Sister Ying, Sister Ying, I know what is wrong, I know what is wrong......" Li Yuan opened his swollen eyes and pleaded with Queen Dou.

"Let Hongu forgive you, it's okay." Empress Dou snorted, "What are you going to do with those two sluts?" ”

"Chop, chop!" Li Yuan said without hesitation.

"That's what you said, I didn't force you." Empress Dou raised her hand to signal the guards to come in, dragged Zhang Jieyu and Yin Defei, who were paralyzed on the ground, out, and beheaded them with a knife in the frightened screams of the second concubine.

"A-Niang, you ...... so easily"

Before Li Shimin's words were finished, Li Yuan said with a tiger face: "Did you brush the thousand rockets just now?" ”

"Ayer. Speak with evidence, but don't repeat the story of Taibai Jingtian. Li Shimin began to tease Li Yuan with words, you said that I cheated on you, do you have evidence?

"Nonsense! I obviously heard Xiuning and her man say, thank you for the thousand rockets sent by Shimin Lao Tie! "Li Yuan's memory is not bad.

"It doesn't make sense to call the people of the world Lao Tie it's me, or that's the sentence, Aye, do you have any evidence?" Li Shimin spread his hands.

Li Yuan: ......

Unfilial son! Rebel!

He didn't dare to say it, because if he did, he would be easily beaten.

After Empress Dou was discouraged, she said that she would let Li Yuan go for the time being.

Of course, Li Yuan couldn't ask for it, and said that Empress Dou would go wherever she went, and whoever loved this emperor would be.

It's not that he doesn't care about the emperor's position, but because the wood is already in the boat, people have long controlled Chang'an, and who makes the emperor is completely a matter of Empress Dou's words.

Those children seem to be dominated by Li Shimin, and Li Shimin is dominated by Queen Dou. Li Yuan has always been very familiar with current affairs, especially in the relationship between husband and wife.

"Aye, you and your eldest brother should come to my side." Li Shimin opened his mouth and sent out an invitation: "You are still the emperor, if the eldest brother wants to be the emperor, just say it, and arrange a suitable time period for you when the time is ripe." ”

Li Jiancheng glanced at him obliquely: "What am I going to do?" Let you shoot me one more arrow? ”

"Where can we be, big brother, we are dear and beloved brothers......" Li Shimin was a little embarrassed.

It's not that I "accepted my sister-in-law", in fact, this matter is purely imaginary, and it is completely a fabrication of believing in the TV series...... Anyone with a little brain should also know that Zheng Guanyin is the daughter of the Zheng family in Xingyang, no matter how much Lao Li uses his brain, he will not attack her.

Relatively speaking, Li Yuanji's daughter-in-law is more controversial. Cao Wang Li Ming only passed on to Li Yuanji, in fact, the history books did not say that her daughter-in-law and Li Shimin were born. However, judging from the incompatible situation of Lao Li and Li Yuanji, even if Lao Li is not that kind of hungry ghost, in order to take revenge, he has to let Princess Chaora remove his armor.

If you want to say that you regret killing Li Yuanji or not, then Li Shimin can only say that he only hates that he didn't make it himself.

Remove your armor! Remove your armor!

"Yes, dear and beloved, you shoot me with an arrow." Li Jiancheng hugged his arms, intending not to talk to this stupid Oudoudou.

persuaded several times, Li Jiancheng just arrogantly hugged his arms and said no. There was really no way, Li Xiaosan came up with a frown, and muttered: "Uncle Tai, if you don't go, what if my little grandfather can't help but shoot you with an arrow?" ”

The two Li Shimin glared at Li Xiaosan at the same time, making the latter shrink his neck in fright.

"That's better than letting this guy shoot me again!" Li Jiancheng's nose is not a nose, and his eyes are not eyes pointing at Li Shimin.

Good guy, this is really not over, why do I have to take an arrow?

Lao Li wasted his strength for a long time, and finally used "participating in the marriage of the third sister" as an excuse, which made Li Jiancheng hum and chirp and agreed to go to Zhenguan Nian to live temporarily.

Of course, the prince must not be able to do it anymore, not to mention that Li Chengqian is the prince of Zhenguannian, the key is that Li Jiancheng is his brother, how can there be a reason for the imperial brother in this world?

However, it is not necessarily impossible, after all, there are so many precedents for the imperial uncle.

As for Li Yuanji, he was thrown under house arrest in Wu Denian. I have to say that he is so humanoid that no one wants to socialize with him at all.

In addition to stopping the Xuanwumen Change, the Wude Dynasty had no other things to deal with at all, and Li Erlang himself could handle it well.

At the time of parting, Li Shimin and Li Erlang chatted alone for a day, no one knew what they talked about, in short, their eyes were a little red when they came out.

"I envy you." Lao Li stretched out his hand and patted Li Erlang's shoulder, left such a sentence, and left here.

In fact, it is not difficult to understand that what Lao Li envies is nothing more than that Li Erlang has a mother to make decisions for him, and he does not have to be stained with the blood of his brothers.

Li Yuan is not alone, and several old brothers who have a good relationship have voluntarily followed him to the Zhenguan Dynasty. For example, Pei Lian, Yu Wenshi and others, if they have nothing to do, they can still get together to touch two laps of mahjong, and this kind of retirement life is not bad.

The main reason is that Li Erlang's Wude Dynasty will definitely purge the old ministers of the previous dynasty, rather than being swept out undignifiedly, it is better to honestly get off the donkey to make room for the people of Tiance Mansion, and follow Li Yuan to enjoy the blessings of the Qing Dynasty. For Li Yuan's sake, Li Shimin of Zhenguan Dynasty would not do anything to them.

In fact, what they thought was not wrong, and Li Shimin also expressed a warm welcome to them for coming over.

Come here, you don't have to bother me after you come, you guys can play by yourself.

After hearing that Li Qing took Li Shimin to the afterlife, Li Yuan was a little surprised. said that he was the founding emperor anyway, and he didn't have any cards at all?

But this kind of taste was pushed back by the Empress Dowager Dou.

"The world is all beaten down by Erlang, do you think you have a sense of existence?"

Li Yuan wanted to ask rhetorically, but because of the majesty of the Empress Dowager Dou, he still didn't dare to say it.

Li Yuan, who loves to play, soon became interested in the mobile phone, and the bad Li Zhi fiddled with the mobile phone in his hand and opened the small video software, which was full of cool young ladies.

As a hungry ghost in the middle of the color, Li Yuan couldn't take his eyes off it for a while.

"Oops, this is good, this is beautiful." Li Yuan sat in the Da'an Palace, scrolling up and down the video, feeling dizzying.

"Grandpa?" Li Zhi shouted twice, and when he saw that Li Yuan didn't react, he tiptoed out.

After a while, Empress Dowager Dou walked in.

"Is it pretty?" Her voice rang out behind Li Yuan.

"The needle doesn't poke, the needle doesn't poke!"

Li Yuan couldn't help but admire, and the Empress Dowager Dou snatched the mobile phone in his hand.

"Oops, you ......"

The words of the were not spoken after all.

"When you are old, you must be temperate." Empress Dowager Dou didn't say anything, but after deleting the video APP, she returned it to Li Yuan.

Li Yuan took the phone, and as soon as he looked up, he saw Li Zhi snickering on the side.

"Wow you, it turned out to be you, the sixth child!" Li Yuan gritted his teeth and scolded, this word was just learned in a short video.

Li Zhi grimaced, turned around and slipped away.

He always remembers Aya's teachings, and he can pit the emperor's grandfather. It's just a pity that Li Xiaosan is not here, otherwise he wouldn't have to go into battle in person.

Thinking about it, I can't help but sigh a little, there are really few good children like Li Xiaosan who are honest and like to make a head bird......

The guy in the junior is good at everything, but he doesn't like to delegate power. Look at yourself, throw all the work to your daughter Princess Taiping, you have time to be free, and you won't change it for a fairy!

This reflects a person's character, Li Zhi belongs to the kind of dog-headed military advisor who hides behind others and wilts, while Li Xiaosan is the kind of thug who charges into battle.

After returning from Wu Denian, there were also battle reports from afar, the Tang expeditionary force had conquered Damascus, was resting, and waited for logistics to keep up before launching an attack on Constantinople.

"Remind Li Ji, pay attention to that Greek fire in Constantinople." Li Qing asked Li Shimin to send him a telegram.

Li Jiancheng sat aside, and he searched for a long time before he found out where Damascus and Constantinople were.

Combined with the prosperity of Zhenguan that he has learned in the past few days, Li Jiancheng can't help but praise it from the bottom of his heart. Speaking from his heart, if he was left to do it himself, he thought that he would never be able to reach the height of Li Shimin.

"Erlang......" Li Jiancheng suddenly spoke.

"What's wrong, big brother?" Li Shimin looked up.

"I have to admit that you are much better than me." Li Jiancheng breathed a sigh of relief: "Forget it, the previous matter, just let him pass, you remember, you kid owes me an arrow!" ”

"Hmm......" Li Shimin nodded heavily, his eyes a little red.

can get the approval of the sworn enemy and big brother, and some depression can't help but disperse with the wind.

"Like a." Li Jiancheng looked at Li Shimin with disgust, "Since I was a child, I thought that you kid was like a woman, and she wiped her tears at every turn......"

Li Shimin: ......

You still touched me!

"Your Erlang, who loves to cry, is recorded in the history books." Li Qing interjected on the side: "When I was at the worst, I cried dozens of times a day, and no one could persuade ......"

"Are you crying when I'm dead?" Li Jiancheng suddenly asked.

Li Shimin thought for a moment and laughed out loud.

Then I felt that it was inappropriate, and after some expression management, I finally squeezed out a sad look.

"Tragedy......"

"Tragedy." Li Qingying and said.

"He was a great man." Li Shimin sighed mournfully.

"Great people." Li Qingying and.

"He deserves to be remembered forever."

"Always remember."

"Alas......"

"Alas......"

Li Jiancheng stretched out his finger and pointed at Li Shimin, but he didn't say anything for a long time.

Forget it, I don't have the same knowledge as him.

Li Jiancheng also expressed his understanding of the fact that his son was cut down and eradicated, after all, in the political struggle, the greatest respect is to kill them all. If he Li Erlang got up with compassion and left a few, he would look down on him.

His wife Zheng Guanyin has been in the Ting Palace, although she is under house arrest, she has not lacked food and clothing. And Li Shimin was quite respectful, and he didn't do anything inferior to beasts.

Three days later, Li Shimin finally revealed his true intentions and showed his fangs at Li Jiancheng.

Li Jiancheng sat next to Li Chengqian, looked at Li Shimin helplessly, and sighed: "I can see it, you are not as good as this nonsense, you just want to pull me over to deal with government affairs for you!" ”

"Ha hi, you found out." Li Shimin is happy.

Wei Zheng had already noticed Li Jiancheng, and the two held hands with tears in their eyes, and after half a day, Wei Zheng popped out a sentence, asking Li Jiancheng and Li Shimin to break the defense at the same time.

"The minister has long suggested that His Royal Highness the Crown Prince should first get rid of His Majesty, but it is a pity that His Royal Highness did not listen to the advice, so there was a disaster of the day!"

Compared with Wei Zheng, Wei Chigong is much more direct.

"What about King Qi? Didn't King Qi come? ”

Looking at the black iron tower-like Wei Chi Jingde, Li Jiancheng swallowed a mouthful of saliva and said that King Qi was under house arrest.

Wei Chigong smiled, confessed to Li Jiancheng, sat on the stool and began to eat steamed buns with Cheng Yanjin.

The two of them had a tie on Saiwa - Cheng Chuli is an all-rounder, but Wei Chihuan is a partial genius, and it is a tie on the whole. The two of them, who had fought all their lives, went to compare the horse lance again, but the result was still a draw.

After changing many events in a row and all of them were tied, Li Qing suggested that the two of them eat steamed buns in a competition.

This can get an enthusiastic response from the two of them, no- the imperial chef made a bun of buns in front of them, so that they can compete to see who is stronger.

Li Shimin was a little helpless, driven by Li Qing, the painting style of Zhenguan and the ministers became more and more deviated - of course, Li Qing can't be completely blamed, the painting style between the ministers was not very positive, especially the two people of Wei Chigong and Cheng Yanjin.

"It's open, it's open!" Li Zhi was carrying a heavy bag of money on the side, "I bet on the money, and bet on Lu Guogong's victory!" ”

"I'm betting on five times, betting on the victory of the country!" Li Xiaosan on the side was not to be outdone, and specifically disagreed with his grandfather.

But Li Shimin frowned, and after looking at it for a long time, he said to Li Qing: "Brother Xian, do you think that it is too inconvenient to trade only with copper coins?" ”

(End of chapter)