"Of course you can, hit! Must fight! Of course, Li Qing would not refuse to watch this fun, and Li Shimin on the side also came to the spirit.

It's been three years, and I can finally watch other people's fun.

Lao Zhu suddenly remembered his second and third children, according to the personalities of the two of them, they would not sit idly by and watch Zhu Yunwen cut his ...... killed the domain, so he asked: "Brother Xian, no, what about the second and third children?" ”

"Oh, I forgot to say it." Only then did Li Qing notice his negligence: "Speaking of this King of Qin, don't talk about it...... Don't say it, just the things he did in the fiefdom, even if he was a pig with a conscience, he wouldn't think about it after listening to it. ”

According to the holy decree of Lao Zhu recorded in the "Qinlu of Emperor Taizu", Zhu Fan can be regarded as doing all kinds of evil in the fief. 1. For many years in a row, he scavenged money from the soldiers and civilians in the Guan, and some of the people, in order to scrape together enough money for him, had reached the point of selling their sons and daughters; And Zhu Fan ordered a big fight against more than 300 people who came to the palace to beg for mercy, killing an old man on the spot and arresting nearly 100 people. ”

*Rage from Zhu Yuanzhang +5000

"Second, the king of Qin often abused lynching in the palace, cutting off the tongues of the palace people, burying them in the snow and freezing to death, tying them to trees and starving to death, and burning them to death. It stands to reason that the sinners in the palace should be sent to the capital to punish their crimes according to the law. But Zhu Fan was afraid that after these people arrived at Yingtianfu, they would reveal the fact that they were doing misdeeds in the feudal country, and he actually exterminated all these people. ”

*Rage from Zhu Yuanzhang +10000

"Third, the king of Qin took the aphrodisiac medicine provided by the villain in the palace, and searched for widows in the military and civilian homes, and the medicine was strong, these women were actually "trampled to death one after another", and a eunuch surnamed Guo in the palace painted a picture of a beauty to Zhu Zhang, and this ridiculous prince actually sent someone to Hangzhou with the picture to ask for Ji according to the map, and asked to "find the palace as it is". ”

*Rage from Zhu Yuanzhang +20000

"Fourth, when Zhu Fan set out on the expedition, he searched and arrested the pregnant women of the eighteen tribes of Tufan into the house, and separated the husband and wife. And when he set out for the West, he forcibly abducted 150 young girls and castrated 155 boys, many of whom were exhausted from running around because they had just been castrated, so that a considerable number of them died. ”

*Rage from Zhu Yuanzhang +30000

"Fifth, Zhu Zhang, this kid, spoiled his concubine and killed his wife, put the concubine Wang under house arrest elsewhere, and what she gave her every day was not as good as pig food; In order to curry favor with the side concubine Deng, he ordered the people of the coastal political secretary to buy and sell pearl and emerald jewelry, which made the people's families ruined; After Xiaobiao's death, Zhu Fan sent someone to make the queen's costume for Deng to wear, and built a five-clawed dragon bed himself, and slept on it every day. ”

*Rage from Zhu Yuanzhang +50000!

"In March of the twenty-eighth year of Hongwu, Zhu Zhang, the king of Qin, was poisoned to death by three old women at the age of forty." Li Qing spread his hands: "And about the question of your second child, I only said almost less than a third......

"Good death!" Lao Zhu said in a shocking voice: "This king and eight lambs are simply innocent!" Top dog! ”

"Hey, yes." Zhu Biao immediately gave up.

"Go, go and call the second little king and eight lambs over, let's beat him up first to have an appetizer!" Old Zhu was furious.

(Lao Zhu and Zhu Biao)

Zhu Biao also felt that his second child was indeed a bit human-like, considering that for the sake of the second child, he slipped out of the Qianqing Palace, ready to call the third and fourth children.

"The second child in your family is similar to the sixth child in my family." Li Shimin sighed, "Birds and beasts can be tamed and tamed by people; Iron and stone engraving, can be a vessel for the square circle......"

"As for the Bearer, he was once inferior to the beast!" Lao Zhu answered viciously.

"What about the third child?" He asked again.

"Oh, the third child is also very brutal, he likes to play with cars, if it weren't for Xiao Biao's protection, I'm afraid this kid's King Jin would be gone." Li Qing smacked his lips and said a little bit like that, "Hongwu was thirty-one years old, died of illness, and he was ahead of you." ”

Lao Zhu took a deep breath......

"What about the fourth? The fourth child is not so brutal, right? Lao Zhu asked unconvincedly.

"I also punished the ten human clans in the wild history...... Oh, and it's said that students are counted as a family. Li Qing said with a smile: "But the authenticity is doubtful, and in order to hack him, he said that he killed three thousand palace maids every day, except for the incomplete development of the brain, the cerebellum is not developed at all, no one should believe this kind of outrageous thing even in the outrageous world." ”

"The fourth emperor of your family is doing a good job, but then again, it's right, after all, except for Zhao Guangyi, there is no bad Taizong."

In Li Qing's view, the milk song is daily, even in front of Zhao Kuangyin, the jokes of the Great Song Dynasty should still be told.

"Really?" Lao Zhu is a little unconfident now.

Of course, it is true, conquering the north of the desert, going to the South Seas, repairing the Yongle ceremony, dredging the canal, and developing the economy. Success, success, excellence. ”

As soon as Li Qing finished saying this, Li Shimin was not happy.

"Brother Xian means that he Zhu Laosi is older than my Datang?"

"Look at when you compare it with the peak moment of your childish slave, it will definitely not work; But if you want to compare it with Tang Mo, it must be no problem. Li Qing smiled and said with an objective evaluation.

Lao Zhu was happy, and he was very happy that Zhu Di could have such an evaluation.

"What we are most happy about is that his fourth child did not lose the face of the Taizong." Lao Zhu stroked his beard and smiled: "You see, Han Taizong, Tang Taizong, Song Taizong, Ming Taizong, the three-headed tiger, mixed in a lynx, let's not say who it is." ”

was chatting here, and Zhu Biao came over with his three younger brothers.

From the moment he saw Zhu Zhang, Lao Zhu immediately pulled out the sword beside him.

"Hey, Brother Chong, you wait." Li Qing immediately held down Lao Zhu: "Let's have something to say, don't use knives and guns, no matter how you say those things that are only done by the second child in the future after all, even if it is Wu Meiniang who has been Zhenguan for eleven years, doesn't Brother Li still leave him a way out?" ”

"Brother Xian, don't worry about it, I have to hack this beast to death today." Lao Zhu's donkey temper came up.

"Hey, he's no longer a human, can there be Wu Meiniang who isn't a human?" Li Qing pressed Lao Zhu's hand: "The flowers have a reblooming day, no one is young, the second child is young, and the starling brother is angry!" ”

Seeing that Lao Zhu softened a little, he thoughtfully took out the belt of seven wolves from the system: "Oh, look at this, the other one on Brother Li's waist is ...... This is an immortal weapon, it hurts a child severely, but no matter how you hit it, it won't leave a scar......"

"Good! This stuff is good! "This thing has fallen into Lao Zhu's heart. He is stupid, and he has always adhered to the principle of being able to use his hands and try not to make noise, and now that he has such a good thing, he will be beaten up in the future.

Don't blame Lao Zhu for beating children, in fact, if you look at his sons, they are capable and capable, but they are also more human-like than the other. If you tell Lao Zhu, Zhu Fan is not the most human, I am afraid that he will be red on the spot.

"Second brother, you come over to us!" Lao Zhu stretched his belt and said with a sneer.

Zhu Fan shook his head frantically, he was not stupid, how could he be sent up and beaten?

(Bastard Zhu Zhang)

"Boss, third, fourth, hold down this king and eight lambs for us!" Lao Zhu's eyes were round, he grabbed the belt of his trousers, and scolded bitterly: "Into your mother, we have to beat you today!" ”

As soon as he finished saying this, a warm and hearty voice sounded.

"Zhu Chongba!"

Lao Zhu looked up, and his face immediately changed.

"Girl, hehe, why did you come back so soon?"

"If I don't come back, won't you have to turn the sky upside down?" Queen Ma came over and snorted: "Come, tell me to listen, whose mother do you want to join?" ”

(Queen Ma)

"Ah, isn't this a rush, angry?" Lao Zhu hurriedly leaned over and explained, "That's a long story......

Half an hour later, Queen Ma was suddenly startled.

"You mean ......"

*Rage from Queen Ma +10000

"Yes!" Lao Zhu nodded vigorously.

Queen Ma gave Lao Zhu a look: "Chongba, you wait for me, I'll greet my uncle first." ”

As she spoke, she walked up to Li Qing, and the etiquette was very in place.

"Xiuying thanked her uncle for her great kindness and met the Li family brothers."

The previous sentence was said to Li Qing, and the latter sentence was said to Lao Li, and Lao Li immediately returned the salute.

"Hey, sister-in-law, this is the outside......" Li Qing looked at his paws, "Brother Chong and I are good buddies, we don't have to do this." ”

"Okay." Queen Ma said happily: "It's going to be a while, I'll go get you a few side dishes first." ”

"Okay, thank you, sister-in-law." Li Qingyi arched his hand and took out a feather duster from the system: "Sister-in-law, look at this, the only weapon to teach children a lesson, no matter how much effort you use, it will only make the child feel pain, not hurt the child." ”

"Okay, thank you, sister-in-law." Queen Ma looked at the feather duster in her hand with great satisfaction, waved it twice, and her eyes were instantly filled with evil energy.

Changing the face is a matter of looking at the woman.

"Heavy eight?"

"Huh." Lao Zhu immediately agreed.

"Up!" Queen Ma gave an order, and the husband and wife pounced on Zhu Fan who was frightened at the same time.

"Ahh It hurts, mother, father! Zhu Rong screamed miserably, and Zhu Di and Zhu Di, who were pressing him on the side, held back their laughter very hard, very hard.

"Why did you hit me? I'm not convinced! "Zhu Fan is now a monk of Zhang's second brother, and he can't figure it out.

He wanted to break free and learn from his eldest brother's 'small cane by big cane', but his two younger brothers didn't let go of him at all, and he couldn't run away.

Zhu Fan has been beaten, and he has no idea why he was suddenly beaten today.

"Why! Why did you hit me? ”

"The weather is good today, we're in a good mood, let's take you and beat you up a bitch!" Lao Zhu's eyes widened, and he was beaten with a feather duster.

"What do you say?" Queen Ma's eyes were full of anger, which frightened Lao Zhu.

"Look at our mouth!" Lao Zhu stretched out his hand and slapped it on his mouth: "If you have no mouth, you should be beaten!" ”

The couple glanced at each other, looked at Zhu Zhang, who was still screaming, rolled up their sleeves and began to beat.

"Little Biao, come." Li Qing beckoned to Zhu Biao.

Zhu Biao walked over obediently: "Uncle? ”

Li Qing took out a handful of melon seeds from his pocket, and a bag of popcorn and handed it to Zhu Biao, stuffed a bunch of them into Li Shimin, and then gave each of them a glass of orange juice.

"Eat, it's delicious." Li Qingyan concisely grabbed a handful of creamy popcorn and stuffed it into his mouth.

Zhu Biao was a little hesitant, he always felt that his younger brother was being beaten, and it was not good to eat and watch the excitement by himself. But this popcorn was so sweet that he couldn't hold back, he followed Li Qing's example, grabbed a handful and stuffed it into his mouth, and immediately fell in love with the taste.

Zhu Li and Zhu Di, who were holding Zhu Fan on the side, were greedy, they looked completely absent-minded, and their eyes were eager to stick to the popcorn in Zhu Biao's hand.

But they know that this uncle is an immortal, so can the taste of the things produced by the immortals be bad?

"Dad, my arm is a little sore......" Zhu Di cautiously knocked on the side with Lao Zhu.

"Go and go, and when you're tired, go and rest......"

As soon as Lao Zhu's words fell, Zhu Li and Zhu Di cheered, threw down Zhu Fan and ran.

Where does Zhu Fan dare to move, even if he is let go, he knows that under the mixed doubles of his parents, running away is equivalent to dying worse tomorrow.

Especially the eldest brother who has always loved him, he didn't dare to stop him......

Could it be ...... Could it be that my father knew about the feud with the princess?

As soon as Zhu Li moved two steps, he heard Zhu Yuanzhang say on the side: "Hey, hey, third, who let you rest?" You can't go, I'll have to beat you after beating the dick in a while! ”

"Dad, what's wrong with me?" Zhu Li asked confusedly.

What's going on? Eating melons and eating yourself?

Lao Zhu took advantage of the intermission and began to tell his two sons about the foolish things they would do in the future.

Fortunately, Zhu Fan still has a good conscience, or he didn't stink enough to have a super evolution with the poisonous woman of the Deng family, and after listening to his own bastard, he lay on the side, looking rotten.

"Dad, mother, you fight! I should fight! I'm not human! ”

Zhu Li also obediently leaned to Zhu Zhang's side, with a cooperative attitude.

"It seems that you have a clear position for yourself." Lao Zhu sneered: "Today, we will fight ...... on behalf of the people who have been harmed by you."

"Don't represent, don't represent, Dad, as soon as you represent, then do I still have a way to live......" Zhu Fan begged for mercy pitifully.

Saying that, he was still imagining in his heart, how good-looking the princess Deng had to be in the future, so that he could bang the wall for her?

"Second child, what do you want?" is the so-called knowing son Mo Ruo's father, seeing the imaginary appearance of the second child, Lao Zhu knows that he must not be holding back any good fart.

"Ah, I'm wondering how good-looking that Deng is......"

As soon as he said this, he regretted it, because Lao Zhu turned red and warm all of a sudden.

*Rage from Zhu Yuanzhang +20000

"Let's make you! Makes you think about these haves and don'ts! Lao Zhu carried the belt and crackled on Zhu Rong's buttocks: "We thought you were wrong, but I didn't expect you to be so stubborn, watch the fight!" ”

"Whew——!" Zhu Fan let out a miserable howl under the pain.

Zhu Li lay on the side, watching his second brother being beaten with affection.

"Usually your parents beat you like this?" Li Qing asked Zhu Di while eating popcorn.

"That won't be," Zhu Di squinted his eyes and drank orange juice deliciously: "Usually there is a big brother to protect you, even if you fight, you can't beat a few times, right, big brother?" ”

As he spoke, he squeezed his eyes at Zhu Biao.

Zhu Biao smiled gently, and reached out to touch Zhu Di's head.

Li Qingmo rubbed his chin, a little entangled.

Do you want to tell Zhu Biao that Zhu Di not only smeared him in "The Hard Record of Fengtian Jing", but even gave him the tablet of Emperor Xingzong?

(End of chapter)