Chapter 168: It's better to give birth to you than to give birth to a piece of baked cake!
Zhu Fan really never expected that his romantic moment in Datang would be recorded by a camera so vividly, and it can even be said that there are no dead ends in 360 degrees.
"Let's let the four of you go to Datang, are we going to let the four of you play?" Lao Zhu asked viciously.
Zhu Fan swallowed his saliva and asked cautiously, "Dad, didn't you say that let's have a good time with our eldest brother?" ”
"We're making you happy, where are you happy?" Lao Zhu's voice was fierce: "You guys just went to the Qinglou to be happy?" ”
"Dad, in fact, we don't want to go, but Brother Ke'er ......"
Before Zhu Li finished speaking, he was whipped by the waistband of his trousers by Lao Zhu.
"Let's see if you want to go!" Lao Zhu blew his beard and glared, pointed to the side and said, "Go over there, kneel down one by one!" Wait until we send you one by one to the sky with a belt! ”
"Dad, I was wrong!" Zhu Di immediately knelt down and begged for mercy.
"Now you know it's wrong?" Lao Zhu asked angrily: "Then why did you go just now?" When you are a little girl of the Tang Dynasty in the hook column, why don't you know that it is wrong? Let's see how right you were at the time! ”
"Ah, Dad, misunderstanding......" Zhu Li opened his mouth, and his defense seemed so pale and weak.
When Lao Zhu said the sentence "a little lady of the Tang Dynasty in one hand", Zhu Li involuntarily began to miss Chang'an's hook column.
Datang is tolerant and confident, and he likes that plump and slightly fat, but Zhu Li only feels that he has lived in vain.
Well, it's moist.
It should be noted that the fat of the Tang Dynasty is not the kind of authentic big fat pig aesthetics, but the adult aesthetic of having meat where there should be meat, and being thin where it should be thin - so don't have illusions, even if you go to the Tang Dynasty, it is not beautiful.
"Misunderstanding?" Lao Zhu smiled bloodthirstily: "Then let's clear up the misunderstanding first...... Watch and hit! ”
"Whew!" Zhu Li whimpered, shrunk aside and didn't dare to move.
However, no one interceded for them, and when Lao Li and the others left, Queen Ma had already gone over there with her new best friend, Queen Changsun, and with her was the boss Zhu Biao.
In other words, the umbrella of these four poor worms is gone.
"Look at a few of you, it's really useless!" Lao Zhu pointed at the four of them bitterly: "Let's ...... Let's give birth to you, it's better to give birth to a few pieces of baked cakes! ”
"Dad, we are much more useful than baked cakes......" Zhu Di retorted there, but the result was good, but what he got was Lao Zhu's whip.
"Let's say you're not as good as baking cakes, you're not as good as baking cakes!" Lao Zhu danced the belt like a windmill.
Lao Zhu contributed anger points here, the four little ones burst with grievance points, and Li Qing was gnawing on pickled pepper and phoenix claws to watch the play.
finally waited until Lao Zhu was tired, and Li Shimin and the others also returned to the Qianqing Palace.
"Finished fighting?" Lao Li squeezed his eyes at Lao Zhu.
"Now that someone is coming, make a note of this beating!" Lao Zhu snorted coldly and warned the four sons who were lying on the ground wailing.
In order to fulfill the friendship of the landlord, Lao Zhu gathered the ministers and set up a banquet in the palace to entertain the monarchs and ministers from the Tang Dynasty.
After hearing about the identities of everyone, the generals almost went to Wei Chigong and Cheng Yanjin to see their purpose, one is to see the demeanor of the Tang Dynasty generals, and the other is to drink some wine.
The ministers sat in place, sitting opposite each other and drinking, but their eyes glanced at Li Shimin from time to time.
To be reasonable, if you are a courtier, it is much easier to work for Li Shimin than for Lao Zhu...... And Lao Li also has a reputation for being humble and humble, but he is one of the objects of admiration of ancient and modern courtiers.
But if you want to say that you dare to surround Lao Li like a military general surrounding Wei Chigong, then they will not dare.
Just kidding, the big boss is sitting on the side, you go to toast with other bosses, do you think your nine clans are a bit too much?
"Lao Li," Zhu Yuanzhang raised his glass and toasted to Li Shimin beside him: "To be able to get acquainted with you, we really feel fortunate to have three lives!" ”
He is not talking nonsense, in fact, the emperors that Lao Zhu admires the most are Li Shimin and Liu Bang.
Zhu Yuanzhang once said that only Emperor Taizong of the Tang Dynasty was heroic, Wuding Quartet, Zhenguan's rule, and his style was Zhaowende...... All have the virtue of the world and the merit of the world. And also told the courtiers that the lord of Taizong Yingjie, seeing this, accepts words like a stream, and the small and big must be adopted, so it can lead to the rule of Zhenguan. I have deep hopes for Yuqing and others, don't forget everything with scruples.
Of course, Lao Zhu should just be polite, after all, his temper is not very good.
Probably...... There will be no courtiers who take it seriously, and think they can really talk to Lao Zhu, right?
Dare to talk to us like this, your nine clans are wholesale?
Even the most orthodox Lao Zhu has to admit that he and Lao Zhu must not say anything.
"To be able to know heroes like the Eight Brothers, I will not be in vain in this life." Lao Li raised his glass and collided with Lao Zhu and drank it all.
"Hahaha...... Joyfully! Lao Zhu wiped his mouth.
"Eighth brother," Li Shimin put down his wine glass and said to Zhu Yuanzhang: "I remember that when you came back just now, did you lament the financial constraints in the Qianqing Palace?" ”
"But isn't it, we have to provide disaster relief, we have to control the river, and we have to fight...... Lao Zhu began to vomit bitterness, "Tell me, we don't have a cornucopia, where can this money come from?" ”
"Simple, no silver, go out and find it." Li Shimin smiled, "I think that at the beginning, the problem of lack of money also bothered me, and later it was Brother Xian who gave me an idea." ”
"What's the idea?" Lao Zhu immediately became interested.
"Wa Guo." Li Shimin laughed.
"Wa Kingdom?" Zhu Yuanzhang thought for a while, and immediately shook his head and said: "Brother Li, don't lie to us, we only know that the country is a poor mountain and bad water, where did the money come from?" Is it possible that we still want to catch those poor ghosts and squeeze oil out of the bones? ”
"Oh, not really." Li Shimin said with a smile, "Let the virtuous brother give you the entire map later, this country can't help but fight." ”
"The country has no grievances with us in the past, and there is no hatred in the near future......"
Before Lao Zhu could finish speaking, he was interrupted by Li Shimin.
"There is a silver mine with silver reserves of 10,000,000 taels in the Wa Kingdom......"
"Let's remember, we were robbed by the Japanese when we were young!" Lao Zhu gritted his teeth and said: "This widow's lair, we must exterminate him!" The problem cannot be left to posterity! ”
This 10,000,000 taels of silver ore in reserve immediately attracted Lao Zhu's heart, and he even did not hesitate to make up a revenge.
If it was just an expedition of laborers, he might not be able to do so; But the destination is such a large silver mine, so it is ...... You're welcome.
"On the side of the couch, how can you allow others to snore?" Lao Zhu added again.
"Hey, you're right." Li Qing suddenly interjected on the side: "Even if you don't fight the Wa Kingdom, the Wa Kingdom will spy on you from the side." ”
"Really?" Lao Zhu obviously didn't believe it, "It's such a small place, how dare you peep into my Central Plains?" Bah! He also deserves it? ”
"That should be more than two hundred years later, that is, the twentieth year of Wanli." Li Qing began to tell about the Wanli Korean War, one of the three major expeditions of Wanli.
"At that time, Toyotomi Hideyoshi, the white of the Japanese slave country, ended the troubled times and disputes and unified the entire Japanese country, and then, he set his sights on Korea and the Ming Dynasty."
"Small country! Bullying us is too much! Lao Zhu became popular all of a sudden.
Li Qing flipped through the information and continued: "In order to appease the dissatisfaction of the domestic samurai with the uneven distribution of land, Toyotomi Hideyoshi decided to send troops to the outside world in May of the 19th year of Wanli to obtain more land. In June of the 19th year of Wanli, he sent an envoy Zong Yizhi to inform the Joseon king Seonjo Li Hao, expressing his intention to attack the Ming Dynasty in the spring of the 20th year of Wanli, under the pretense of Korea, and asking for his assistance. ”
Li Hao categorically rejected Toyotomi Hideyoshi's proposal, after all, Korea has been a vassal state of the Ming Dynasty for more than 200 years. At that time, the situation in North Korea was not very good, the eight military preparations were slack, Li Hao emphasized literature and light military force, and the internal fighting in the court was fierce, so that "people did not know the army for more than 200 years". ”
Receiving the news of the refusal, Toyotomi Hideyoshi was not surprised and began to prepare for the invasion; In February of the twentieth year of Wanli, Toyotomi Hideyoshi officially sent troops on the grounds that Korea refused to assist the Japanese state in attacking the Ming Dynasty. ”
"On the first day of the third month of the twentieth year of Wanli, the First Army took the lead in crossing the sea to Tsushima Island to stand by, and only twenty days later, on the day of March 20, the Korean king Jing Hancheng officially fell; On the sixth day of the fifth month, the city of Pyongyang was officially conquered. ”
Zhu Yuanzhang and Li Shimin were stunned and said, "Why is it so fast? ”
"Didn't I say it earlier, North Korea has been peaceful for more than 200 years, while the Japanese State has just ended the troubled times, and the level must be different." Li Qing said with a smile: "Not only do you think it is fast, but even the Ming court at that time felt incredible, so that quite a few people thought that this was a joint game between North Korea and the Japanese State, just to lead the Ming Dynasty into the set." ”
Daming hesitated for more than a month, and finally found out the news, so he sent more than 1,000 people into North Korea in advance. However, due to the lack of information given by the North Korean side and the lack of food and grass supply, the pioneer Zu Chengxun defeated Pyongyang City. In addition, North Korea has always wanted to ask the Ming army to be commanded by North Korean generals, Zu Chengxun was extremely dissatisfied, and explained the above situation to the general soldier Yang Shaoxun. ”
"Phew, he's really stinking and shameless!" Lao Zhu was immediately unhappy, you are a vassal country, and you still want to command my great soldiers?
Just rely on your reasoning and trumpet, and fall into tears and tears?
"Who's to say it isn't?" Li Qing said with a smile: "Needless to say, the imperial court dispatched more than 40,000 people to quickly recover Pyongyang. After another year of fighting, Toyotomi Hideyoshi wanted to preserve the results of the war, so he sent an envoy to negotiate peace. ”
Of course, the envoys on both sides deceived the upper and lower sides and concealed their hands, and the governor of Konishi of the Wa Kingdom and Shen Weijing of the Ming Dynasty collaborated to forge the Guan Bai table, which can be said to be an excellent matching mechanism in the East Asian region.
However, in the first month of the 25th year of Wanli, Toyotomi Hideyoshi launched another war, and was pushed all the way to Ulsan, that is, by the sea, by the Ming army. In the end, due to the violent death of Toyotomi Hideyoshi, the Japanese army was no longer able to support, and the war finally ended with a complete victory for the Ming army. ”
From the beginning of the war, the Ming Dynasty army was far inferior to the Japanese army, and Toyotomi Hideyoshi mobilized as many as 140,000 troops. However, the Ming Dynasty reinforcements were scheduled to send 70,000, but in fact it was about 40,000, and it was not until the 26th year of Wanli that the troops were successively increased.
Of course, some traitors have always been hard-mouthed, and in their mouths, the Ming army can be said to have lost all the way from the Yalu River to Ulsan, and the Japanese army won all the way from Pyongyang to the sea.
History books may deceive, but the front never deceives.
"Our Han regime has never lost at all in the fight against Little Japan." Li Qinghe sneered, "Whether it is the Baijiang Estuary or the Wanli Korean War, Little Japan is vulnerable; On the other hand, Meng Yuan was blown into the sea by the so-called kamika, and in the First Sino-Japanese War of the Manchu Qing Dynasty five hundred years later, all the lost pants were lost. ”
Lao Zhu snorted coldly, and even made up his mind: "Fight, this widow must be beaten!" Even if it wasn't for that bit of silver, we had to beat him up, and we couldn't leave the problem to future generations! ”
I have to admit that Lao Zhu is definitely a responsible ancestor, at least he never thought of believing in the wisdom of future generations.
After Lao Zhu scolded and scolded the yin and yang weirdness for a few more words, he suddenly asked: "Brother Xian, you said that Wanli is the emperor more than 200 years later?" ”
"Yes, theoretically speaking, the Wanli Korean War should have been two hundred and eighteen years ago." Li Qing said with a smile: "Emperor Wanli's name is Zhu Yijun, according to the seniority you gave to the fourth line, 'Gao Zhan Qi sees you, Hou Zai Yi Chang Yu', Zhu Yijun should be your ninth grandson." ”
There is nothing wrong with this, if you talk about the XX grandson, the son should be the first, and the grandson is the second.
"After the fourth child, between this Wanli, there are still seven emperors?" Lao Zhu asked again.
"Oh, that's not, there are nine of them." Li Qing scratched his head and said: "There is the kind of person who has no son, and in the end he can only choose his younger brother to take the throne." ”
"I see." Lao Zhu nodded, and asked again: "The fourth son, how is this emperor doing?" ”
"You explain Renzong Zhu Gaochi," Li Qing said with a smile: "Zhu Da Fat is very good, his personality is very similar to the boss." In the process of Zhu Di's northern expedition, it was he Zhu Gaochi who supervised the country in the central court and helped him to deal with it, and later people ridiculed their relationship as 'Ming Renzong and his general Zhu Di'. ”
"Then we'd like to see him."
As soon as he heard that Zhu Gaochi and Zhu Biao were similar, Lao Zhu immediately became interested.
Although I can't see Biao'er as an emperor, it's good to be able to see what he looks like.
"Let's go to Yongle for fifteen years, don't you want to see the fourth child who has been the emperor for more than ten years?" Li Qing asked Zhu Yuanzhang with a smile.
"Haven't we seen the fourth?" Old Zhu asked in amazement.
"That's the fourth child in the Jianwen period, have you forgotten?" Li Qing stretched out his hand and knocked on his head, expressing his disdain for Lao Zhu.
Lao Zhu suddenly realized: "Look at our memory, Jianwen is Jianwen, Yongle is Yongle...... Okay, then let's go to see the fourth child in the Yongle period first! ”
Li Qing glanced at Zhu Biao and said to Lao Zhu: "Then it's decided, let's go to Yongle for fifteen years to have a look and meet the old Zhu Di." ”
(End of chapter)