Chapter 194: Zhu, Fairy, Big Fluttering Moth, My Money, Houxi
Zhu Houxi wore a fragrant leaf crown on his head, held a chair, and looked at his angry cousin in front of him inexplicably.
It's really inexplicable, how did a good chat come to me?
What's wrong with you? In the middle of the night.
"Brother Huang, I haven't offended you, have I?" Zhu Houxi switched to a defensive stance.
Unexpectedly, as soon as these words came out, Zhu Houzhao's anger instantly rose to a new level.
"You haven't offended me? Into the mother! Zhu Houzhao carried the stool and pointed at Zhu Houxi angrily: "What did you do to my mother?" Yes? ”
Everyone watched from the sidelines, and they had no intention of going up to persuade the fight.
Li Qing conjured up a bunch of sofas, motioned for Lao Zhu and them to sit down, and took out melon seeds, drinks, beer, and peanuts, and distributed them one by one.
Look at the excitement. Li Qing's mouth is clearly this.
Everyone in the Zhu family understood, and they opened their beers one after another, ready to watch the show.
Zhu Youqi was not in a hurry, of course he knew that his son must have nothing to do, so he let it go.
Besides, so many ancestors are watching here, can they still let Zhu Houzhao open Zhu Houxi?
It's okay not to say this, but as soon as he said it, Zhu Houxi instantly understood what was going on.
Oh, if you die with your wretched mother, I'll have to let him?
His anger has also come up, and for so many years, he has really been angry with Empress Dowager Zhang. This old lady is really pure and ignorant of current affairs.
As long as the Queen Mother Zhang is honest and responsible, Zhu Houxi will not do anything to her.
"If you don't say it, I'll forget about it!" Zhu Houxi's anger also came up: "You still have the face to talk about me?" As a son, you are used to your mother and let her do whatever she wants, even to the point of eating inside and out! As an emperor, you've indulged your dog-like uncles, what are you talking to me here! ”
"I don't know what your mother who killed a thousand knives usually has a relationship with you, I know that your mother is relying on her identity every day, and my mother is shouting at her to show off her power, what the hell is she, what is her share with my mother here? She didn't pee and take pictures, and she fell to the point where she is today, is she to blame? ”
Zhu Houzhao gasped violently, and reason told him that there was nothing wrong with what Zhu Houxi said, but he always felt that he couldn't hang it on his face.
He didn't want to stand up for his mother, but mainly felt that he had been slapped in the face.
"Usually her two younger brothers, one Zhang Yanling and one Zhang Heling, two dog-like things, dogs fight people and bully others, I have long looked at them unpleasantly! In my Jiajing Dynasty, you still don't have your tail between your legs? I was only fourteen years old when I entered the palace! Fourteen years old! Because of my young age, your mother is forced to force each other everywhere, trying to unite with the courtiers to suppress me, don't say that you haven't experienced such a thing! ”
The more he talks, the more angry he becomes, the more angry he is, this is Zhu Houxi's current psychological state.
When he said this, he lifted the stool and threw it at Zhu Houzhao.
"Into your mother! You still have the face and I shout at you, if I don't beat you today, it will be hard to eliminate the hatred in my heart! ”
Zhu Houzhao flexibly dodged, threw away the stool easily, and threw himself at Zhu Houxi.
"Okay, let's use our fists, I'll see if your fists are hard today! Watch and hit! ”
Zhu Houxi was punched in the face, and the red two stripes flowed out of his nose. He doesn't wipe either, he shouts yes, and his backhand is a punch.
"Ouch, yes, that's it!" Zhu Fan cheered happily on the side: "Yes, Zhu Houzhao, beat him in the stomach!" Hey, Zhu Houxi, how do you get people's hair? Oh yes, pretty, this punch is strong! ”
The two emperors rolled together on the ground, and there was no image of any emperor at all, one was more embarrassed than the other.
"Eat me!" Zhu Houxi roared, raised his knee and slammed it upward.
"Zhu Houxi! You're playing with! Zhu Houzhao was in pain, his body arched into shrimp, and his long face turned purple.
It hurts, it hurts!
The feeling of chickens flying and eggs beating is really hard to describe.
Anyway, Zhu Houzhao would not be able to lift his energy for a while, and was beaten violently by Zhu Houxi's riding on his body.
"Hey, Zhu Houxi, you bastard, did you do this? Don't you have to cut off your children and grandchildren this time? Zhu Fan slapped his thigh: "Civilized fighting, civilized fighting, don't fall into the root of the disease......"
I really didn't expect that this otaku Taoist priest, who takes drugs every day, can still fight hard and press Zhu Houzhao, who has been practicing martial arts all year round, to the ground and rub it.
Rub rubbing, rubbing on this smooth ground.
Seeing that the two of them were almost fighting, Zhu Li and Zhu Hu immediately stepped forward to separate the two.
The two emperors beat like the shrews who scolded the street, what kind of system is this?
Don't say it, these two people have slipped through thirteen times, and they seem to be angry.
"I don't owe you now." Zhu Houzhao lay on the ground and sighed.
"What do you owe me?" Zhu Houxi snorted coldly, not knowing what kind of medicine Zhu Houzhao was selling in the gourd.
Of course, he felt that Zhu Houzhao owed him, but this matter was ...... Zhu Houzhao mentioned it himself, and his intuition told him that his cousin must be holding back something.
Don't ask, asking is intuition.
Zhu Houzhao sighed: "I also know what my mother is like." But for the Son of Man, hear her so ...... Well, miserable, after all, I can't bear it. But I can't live with you and owe you. ”
"Actually, during my reign, I was quite ......"
Speaking of which, Zhu Houzhao couldn't go on.
What else can be said? Mother and herself are not the same heart, eating inside and out, pure brother demon? It wasn't a secret, but he couldn't say it.
Without him, he couldn't afford to lose this man.
"It's hard for you, too, I know." Zhu Houxi put his hands behind his head: "I don't speak well, what your father and mother are like, it's really hard to say." I think that if I hadn't relied on such a big courtesy to occupy the heavenly principles of filial piety and righteousness, it would have been really difficult to wrestle with Yang Thief. ”
"Over the years, it has become more and more difficult, the court has excessive expenses, the officialdom is rampant, and the courtiers are complicit." Zhu Houxi took a deep breath: "The civil officials are like leeks, fighting one batch, another batch, I am tired, really tired......"
"The imperial court is for disaster relief, Taicang can't even raise money, and I even have to get it from the inside!" Zhu Houxi took a deep breath and roared angrily: "My money! ”
"They are greedy for money! If I want the money to come out of my inner pocket, do I want to thank them! ”
"Kill, then kill!" Lao Zhu said viciously on the side.
Speaking of this, he stood up and called Zhu Fan and them to copy the matter together.
happened to finish watching what Zhu Houxi did, and Lao Zhu only felt sad.
What a talent, what a smart person, but it's a pity that he doesn't have to be in the right place.
"Boys! Above! Lao Zhu shouted violently, like a thunderbolt on a sunny day: "Fight!" If I don't kill this bastard who only knows how to be greedy for pleasure, I can't get rid of the hatred in my heart! ”
Listening to Lao Zhu's order, Zhu Li took the lead. He has long wanted to behave in front of his father, the eldest brother is the prince, and the second brother has become the official order of the great sect, so he, the king of Jin, has to make some trouble.
Right, no matter how bad it is, you have to give me this good boy a new cavalry of 10,000 people, don't you?
Lao Zhu: Look at what you can, you want to make trouble with a 10,000-strong cavalry as a king of Jin, so our emperor, can't make a 100,000-person trouble?
Before Zhu Houxi could react to what happened to his kidney, he was pressed to the ground by a group of people and beaten violently by big men.
"Let's let you concentrate on cultivating the mysteries!" Old Zhu stomped on Zhu Houxi's face viciously.
Zhu Houxi let out a miserable scream, he didn't dare to resist, the people in front of him were all from his ancestors, and they were different from the group of palace maids who wanted to kill him.
In these years, filial piety is greater than the sky, unless Lao Zhu wants to kill him, he will not dare to slip away.
Zhu Houzhao slipped up and looked at the battle group with a probe. Seeing that Zhu Houxi didn't pay attention to him, he stretched out a foot and stepped on Zhu Houxi's vital point.
"Whew!" Zhu Houxi let out a wolf howl, and the feeling of chickens flying eggs was simply ......
I can't describe it.
"Zhu Houzhao! Your uncle! Zhu Houxi's eyes widened: "Didn't you say it's over!" ”
He was so sad and indignant that this Zhu Houzhao's words didn't count, wow, yes, yes......
"I didn't say that you gave me the story of cutting off the feet of your grandchildren in the past!" Zhu Houzhao glared and scolded, "You are too despicable! Unexpectedly hit the key point of me, if it weren't for the immortal master having an elixir, I would be useless in this life! ”
"Shut his mouth up!" Old Zhu said viciously to Zhu Zhang.
Zhu Fan got the order, took off his socks and stuffed them into Zhu Houxi's mouth.
"Wow......" Zhu Houxi rolled his eyes in disgust, this is too damn smell......
"Let's let you concentrate on cultivating the mysteries and let you ignore the government!" Lao Zhu scolded while beating: "Let's let you appoint traitors, so that you can't shrink!" ”
The appointment of traitorous ministers should refer to Yan Song's father and son; The turtle can't shrink, it is the change of Gengxu in the 29th year of Jiajing, and he didn't dare to go out to touch Altan Khan in Beijing.
Zhu Houxi twisted and twisted on the ground like a maggot, constantly struggling.
"Emperor, they recruit ......"
Huang Jin hurried over, but saw that his emperor was pressed to the ground and beaten by his ancestors.
Faithfulness told him that he should save people, but reason told him that it was out of his mind.
Tube? How? The miscellaneous family is a eunuch, can he control the ancestors and ancestors of the Ming Dynasty?
The ancestors beat their grandsons, it is justified! He hinted at himself in his heart.
"Recruited?" Lao Zhu motioned to stop beating people, and sneered: "Tell me, which virtuous minister instructed it?" ”
"Returning to Grandpa," Huang Jin didn't say a word, knelt on the ground and made three solid heads: "Yes...... Well, it's Wang Ningfei, and there is no result in interrogating Wang Ningconcubine, and she doesn't know who it is, she only knows that it's a foreign minister. ”
"Knowing that it's a foreign minister, that's enough." Lao Zhu was like a toothache, and smiled coldly: "Look at your court, you should also clean it carefully......"
"That'...... What to do with those thieves? Huang Jin asked again.
"We were thinking just now, why didn't they poke you to death?" Zhu Yuanzhang stretched out his hand and patted Zhu Houxi's head, like a dog, "Put these seventeen people, as well as that Wang Ning concubine, and hang them in the cold palace to set an example, and then punish the nine clans, collude with the foreign ministers and commit crimes, what are you doing with them?" Keep them with you for the New Year? ”
"As for the palace maid who reported to the queen, what is it called?" Lao Zhu sneered: "Just reward her with a whole corpse, do things a little smarter, don't give others the guilt." ”
"Yes......" After Huang Jin got the order, he slipped away with his tail between his legs.
It is forbidden for palace maids to collude with foreign ministers, and no matter which of these two is committed, it is intolerable to any emperor. Besides, Lao Zhu's little temper, even Zhu Qizhen of the Jingtai Dynasty can peel the last grass, and you palace maids are missing? The main thing is to be equal between men and women.
After giving the order, Lao Zhu looked at Zhu Houxi again.
"After their business is taken care of, we will deal with you next."
Zhu Houxi shook his head frantically, but because his mouth was blocked by Zhu Zhang's socks, he could only make a whining sound, and he couldn't say anything to beg for mercy.
"Hey, what do you mean by shaking your head?" Old Zhu Le: "Do you mean that we hit lightly?" Got it, boys, keep playing carefully! ”
"Okay!" Zhu Houzhao was the first to respond, he rolled up his sleeves, and went up with an iron fist.
Everyone immediately pressed Zhu Houxi and continued to beat violently, for fear that when Lao Zhu would stop, he would not be able to enjoy beating less.
"Say! Do you know it's wrong? Zhu Fan asked while fighting.
Zhu Houxi couldn't speak, so he could only sigh.
"Second brother, this mouth is plugged." The kind-hearted Zhu Li reminded on the side.
"Oh, stuffed it." Zhu Fan nodded, stretched out his hand and patted Zhu Houxi's head: "If you don't want me to take it off for you, just nod." ”
Zhu Houxi didn't react for a while, maybe he was beaten and dulled his brain, so he started nodding without thinking about it.
"The first time I've heard of such a request, then I'll grant you." Zhu Fan tightened the stinky socks in his mouth in Zhu Houxi's regretful and frightened eyes, "Brothers, go on, give it to me, hit ~ah~"
"Mmmmmm Zhu Houxi watched in horror as the belt in his eyes grew bigger and bigger, until it was pumped into his body.
Originally, Empress Fang had already walked to the door of the Qianqing Palace, and when she saw that the ancestors were still there and continued to be violent to her husband, she left without thinking about it.
This has nothing to do with Hongu.
In order to avoid the belt from falling on herself, Queen Fang decisively chose a word: Run!
But she thought wrong, Lao Zhu is not the kind of person who does not distinguish between right and wrong, she usually doesn't do anything wrong to be famous, but she doesn't do anything to her.
What's more, she has a meritorious role in saving the driver today, and she is still a hero.
Lao Zhu's anger is now all vented on Zhu Houxi's body, in his opinion, Zhu Houyu and Zhu Youzhu and Zhu Houzhao are not the same type. Zhu Youzhu belongs to the kind of person who cherishes feathers and has soft ears; Zhu Houzhao belongs to the kind of person whose father didn't teach him to understand, and he couldn't play well. So Lao Zhu also takes care of Zhu Houzhao a lot, after all, this kid has done everything he can.
But Zhu Houxi is different, this kid has the ability and the wrist by his mother, but he doesn't do it well, and he is bad halfway.
Lao Zhu swore viciously in his heart that if he didn't beat Zhu Houxi's out today, he would beat Zhu Houxi's out!
(There is another chapter today, I will make up for it first, get up early to fill my teeth and just get home)
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