Li Qing naturally would not refuse to give Cao Cao the opportunity to raise his blood pressure, on the one hand, he wanted to have fun, and on the other hand, Cao Cao was a certified Emperor Wu of Wei after all, and he also had a lot of emotional value bonuses.

Of course, to put it is to put the Romance of the Three Kingdoms, of course...... It was put from the second half, from the death of Cao Cao.

On the way back to Xudu, the story of the future has been played. has been seeing Sima Yiluo's water fraud incident, Cao Cao's beard is all open, and he is directly red.

He knew that Cao Wei's last glimmer of hope was cut off in the hands of Cao Shuang's straw bag.

From then on, no one could stop Sima Yi from usurping power and seizing the throne.

"Rubbish! Rubbish! Cao Cao pointed at Cao Shuang and scolded: "Zidan actually has such a waste son!" Lone's knife! Lone is going to kill him! ”

Zidan is the character of Cao Shuang's father, Cao Zhen. I really don't blame Cao Cao Hongwen, Cao Zhen is a good child, how could he give birth to such a king and eight calves?

He continued to look down with red eyes, and when he saw Cao Chao, the noble townsman, wearing his armor back then, carrying a sword and driving to find Sima Zhao, Cao Cao's tears flowed.

"Mago descendants!" Cao Cao said with emotion.

Then, he saw Cheng Ji killing the king in the street under the command of Sima Zhao.

This behavior directly breaks all the default rules. In the past, I still needed to undergo a series of complicated operations such as meditation, but now it is good. Because of this behavior, the Jin Dynasty could not blow loyalty and righteousness, but only filial piety, so there was "Chen Qing Table".

"How dare he! How dare you! Cao Cao Huo got up and yelled, pointed at Sima Zhao, who was touched by Sima Zhao's heart, and fell on the chair after a while.

He covered his head and cried out in pain: "Kill me!" ”

Ah, this, I was angry and had a head wind.

"It's sick, come, Bangzi." Li Qing took a pill and handed it to Liu Bang: "Give it to him." ”

Liu Bang didn't say a word, and slapped it into Cao Cao's mouth.

After a while, Cao Cao put down his hand quietly, first thanked Li Qing, and then beat his chest in pain.

"Lao Cao, relax." Li Shimin stepped forward to comfort: "How did you say that sentence?" If you prosper with this, you will die with this, your old Cao family usurped Han, and the Sima family usurped Wei ......"

"Can this be the same?" Liu Bang was not happy, "Naigong's world, even if it is given to someone like Cao Cao, I am happy!" But what kind of dog thing is that Sima Yi? Shameless villain one! He also deserves it? ”

Indeed, Sima's family is really Yang Ying's tooth extraction, and the baby has no teeth.

"No, if you don't wipe Sima Yi's dog to the three clans, it will be difficult to eliminate the hatred in my heart!" Cao Cao gritted his teeth and said, just at this time, the convoy also arrived outside Xudu Palace.

Cao Cao walked out of the RV and instructed the people below: "Go, raze the three clans of Sima Yi to the orphan!" In addition, Sima Yi himself is finely cut into a cheek! A thousand cuts! Behead his son Sima Zhao in the downtown area! ”

"Yes, the Sima family's dogs have to be killed! The eggs have to be shaken to him to scatter the yellow, and the earthworms have to be split in half vertically! Zhu Fan answered on the side.

"Just do what your nephew says!" Cao Cao was very satisfied with Zhu Zhang's statement.

In the afternoon of the same day, Sima Yi's whole family was cut down, and even the soil was dug up three feet thick, as Zhu Fan said, the earthworms were split in half vertically.

It's a physical job, so many earthworms...... It's not easy to find.

Sima Zhao's area was very lively, and before he understood what was happening, he was dragged to the downtown and slashed at his waist.

He didn't die directly, but dipped his hand in blood and wrote sixteen tragic words on the ground before he died.

"It's cheap." This is the voice of the emperors.

Sima Zhao can be said to be the first person to break the unspoken rules through the ages. If it is said that the Five Dynasties period created "the Son of Heaven, the strong soldiers and strong horses are for it", then Sima Zhao pulled the emperor down from the altar, and put a few loud farts on it, and stepped on it a few times.

Tell me who among these peers will look at him well.

It wasn't until the seventh day that Liu Bei was late. He didn't bring Zhuge Liang with him, but let Zhuge Liang sit in Yizhou and assist Liu Chan in temporarily managing the government. He himself took Zhang Fei and came to Xudu.

Emperor Taizu Gao has a call, of course he has to go. But after all, you have to be careful not to put your eggs in one basket. If Emperor Taizu wanted to clean himself up, he could also ask the military advisor to take Liu Chan incognito and hide.

After Liu Bei and Zhang Fei came to Xudu, the first thing they did was to find Guan Yu.

At this time, Guan Yu had regained his youth under the effect of the drug and was practicing martial arts with Xiang Yu in the courtyard.

Xiang Yu was one against five, and Xiahou Dun, Guan Yu, Zhang He, Cao Hong and Xu Huang were fighting with Xiang Yu together.

I have to admit that Xiang Yu is indeed the courage of an overlord, and he will not fall behind at all with one enemy and five.

"This ...... Is there such a brave warrior in the world? Liu Bei looked at Xiang Yu with bright eyes: "If I can get this person, why don't I worry about the Han family?" ”

Who would have thought that a voice came from behind.

"You kid, Naigong doesn't dare to say that he can subdue the overlord of Western Chu for his own use, this junior actually has such an idea!"

It's Liu Bang.

The moment Liu Bei turned around, he determined Liu Bang's identity.

Without him, it may be because of the bloodline, but more because of Liu Bang's gangster and royal temperament.

"No, my descendant Liu Bei, I have seen Emperor Taizu Gao!"

"Go, go, clean up all this red tape." Liu Bang flew up and kicked Liu Bei's buttocks, grabbed his neck again, and said with a smile: "Naigong is ready to crown you emperor, what do you think?" ”

These words were so dampening that Liu Bei knelt on the ground without even thinking about it.

He wanted to drop the chopsticks, but he didn't have any wow.

"How dare Sun Chen have such a rebellious idea......"

Liu Bei was really terrified, and beads of sweat on his forehead were dripping down.

Zhang Fei stood aside, not knowing what to say.

He wanted to say a few words, but he didn't have a position. Liu Bang is according to his generation, that is Liu Bei's grandfather, let alone reprimanding Liu Bei, just beat him, Zhang Fei has no position to persuade him.

He could only stand in place, his little face pale.

"Do you think Naigong is joking with you?" Liu Bang grabbed a handful of cream melon seeds in his hand, and said while sipping melon seeds: "Don't worry, Naigong didn't mean to test you, Liu Xie couldn't control those Wenchen generals at all, even if it was in his hands, he couldn't hold it down." Besides, he has been an emperor for so many years, which is enough. Naigong thinks you're a good kid, so you say you're okay, right? ”

"Sun Chen didn't dare to ......," Liu Bei muttered and refused.

He is not hypocritical, but he really never thought of replacing Liu Xie.

"What's the matter? Your mother, it doesn't work for Naigong, the ancestor of the Han Dynasty, to speak? Liu Bang's hooliganism came up: "Today's emperor, you have to be right, and you have to be right, otherwise Naigong will let Xiang Yu cook you......"

As soon as he finished saying this, a stone smashed into Liu Bang's head accurately, hitting a red dot.

"Big man! Your fucking sneak attack! Don't talk about martial arts! He jumped to his feet and scolded Xiang Yu, who was still fighting.

Xiang Yu didn't pay attention to him, and just fought over there by himself.

"This is your third brother Yide, right?" Liu Bang looked at Zhang Fei with a smile, "Loyal and brave man, Naigong likes it very much, but my brother's temper is too bad, he has to change it, otherwise he will suffer a big loss in the future!" ”

"Zhang Fei strictly obeys the teachings of Emperor Taizu." Zhang Feicheng saluted in fear.

"Naigong has seen it from the immortals, if we don't come, Guan Yu died in the battle of Maicheng, because you often whip the soldiers, causing the soldiers to have a grudge against you, Fan Qiang and Zhang Da took advantage of your sleep to cut off your head and vote for Sun Quan." Liu Bang began to give Zhang Fei spoilers.

Zhang Fei really believed it, because his subordinates really had Fan Qiang and Zhang Da.

"This ......" Zhang Fei didn't know what to say.

Liu Bei quickly knelt down: "Sun Chen thanked Emperor Taizu Gao for saving his life!" ”

This is not true, saving the lives of Guan Yu and Zhang Fei is equivalent to saving him. In Liu Bei's view, the three brothers are like brothers, and Guan Zhang's life is his life.

is the only one who can say for Guan Yu, "I can't avenge my brother, even if there are thousands of miles of rivers and mountains, how expensive is it." ”

Without Ji Han, the Three Kingdoms would be nothing more than an ordinary troubled era.

"Okay, okay, it's all your own family, don't be so polite." Liu Bang took out a few pills: "Well, share a point with your courtiers and brothers, especially Zhuge Liang, this guy has worked hard for you...... Tsk, tired to death after you die, what a ...... Hey, when you have set the world, let him go home and plough the land. ”

"Sun Chen understands." Liu Bei immediately agreed.

Everyone arrived, so Xiang Yu also stopped performing martial arts. Guan Yu carried the Qinglong Yanyue Knife and greeted the eldest brother and the third brother, and boasted to Zhang Fei: "Third brother, the courage of this overlord is really worthy of its reputation, the second brother has rarely been convinced in his life, but the courage of the overlord, I really admire it!" ”

"Hahaha......" Zhang Fei rolled up his sleeves and said: "If it weren't for the inappropriate time, I would have had a good time fighting with the overlord no matter what I said......"

After seeing Cao Cao, Zhang Fei subconsciously went to take out his weapon, but he was empty.

On the contrary, it was Cao Cao, who walked up with a smile, grabbed Liu Bei's hand, and said while holding his hand: "Xuande Gong, don't come to harm?" ”

"Prime Minister." Liu Bei also gave face to the Han thief, after all, Cao Cao was the prime minister admitted by Liu Bang himself.

Although he was a thief, Liu Bang didn't care very much and recognized Cao Cao's exploits. Even if Liu Bei had any opinions about Cao Cao, he could only endure it.

"I wonder if Xuande still has the leisure and leisure he had back then, planting vegetables and irrigating the garden at home, and doing great things?" Cao Cao laughed and began to climb the old love.

Although Lao Cao said that he was going to go on a tour with Liu Bang, the heirs couldn't let it go. So I had to go to fight with Liu Bei, climb the friendship, and let him take care of the descendants of the Cao family after he left.

"If you have nothing to do, you will have nothing to do, and you will have no leisure when you enter Yizhou." Liu Bei also replied with a smile, he was not disgusted with Cao Cao Panpan's friendship.

After all, Cao Cao's team also has to digest and absorb, and with Cao Cao's help, it will get twice the result with half the effort.

"Ah...... Xuande, just now I saw that the branches and plums have been green, and suddenly I felt something, remembering that you and I were cooking wine and talking about heroes, and now I see this plum, I have to reward it, and it is worth cooking wine to be ripe, so I invited Xuande Pavilion to meet, Xuande should not refuse, right? Yes? Hahahaha......"

Of course, Liu Bei did not refuse, but followed Cao Cao's wishes and followed him to the small pavilion in the backyard.

Anyway, Chan Rang's process was not in a hurry, and Li Qing happened to cook plum wine in it.

"Immortal Master, Immortal Master, let's see who's coming?" Cao Cao took Liu Bei's hand and asked Li Qing with a smile.

"Ouch, this is Liu Bei?" Li Qing immediately became interested, when he watched the Three Kingdoms, he liked Liu Bei the most.

In Li Qing's view, Liu Bei is like a mirror. The faithful see sincerity, while the hypocritical see hypocrisy.

What kind of person are you, what kind of person is Liu Bei in your eyes.

"I've seen the Immortal Master." Liu Bei immediately saluted.

"Hey, come and sit." Li Qing beckoned a few of them to take a seat: "Bangzi, Brother Yu, come over and have some snacks." ”

"That's rude." Liu Bei was not polite and followed Cao Cao to sit in the pavilion.

After everyone introduced each other, Liu Bei learned the identities of Li Shimin and others, and couldn't help but admire Li Qing's ability even more.

To be able to bring together so many founding emperors, and to be so harmonious...... Those who are not supernatural cannot.

"Prime Minister, look, there's a dragon hanging in the sky!" The waiter who was waiting on the side pointed to the sky in the distance and said.

Everyone looked along the waiter's hand, and sure enough, they saw a cloud like a dragon churning, and the sun was hidden behind it, and it looked like this dark cloud shaped like a dragon was radiating thousands of lights.

"The dragon hangs on the horizon, it is really like a dragon tumbling and floating, pouring the sea and turning the river."

Cao Cao couldn't help but sigh, after all, everyone here is a dragon and a phoenix among people.

Well, everyone else is a dragon, Li Shimin is a phoenix, or a second phoenix.

"It's a wonderful sight indeed." Liu Bei also sighed along with Cao Cao's words.

Before you know it, decades have passed......

"Xuande, do you remember the changes in the dragon that Cao said back then?" Cao Cao looked at Liu Bei and began to recall the eventful years of the past.

"The dragon can be big and small, it can rise and hide, the big will spit out fog, the small will hide the mustard, the rising will fly between the universe, and the hidden will lurk in the waves. Fang is deep in this spring, the dragon changes from time to time, and the Jews have the ambition, and the four seas are crossed. Dragons are things, comparable to the heroes of the world. Liu Bei almost recited the original text word for word.

Cao Cao glanced at Liu Bei unexpectedly, he never expected that his old opponent would still remember what he said after so many years.

Well, a little touched.

"Xuande has been in all directions for a long time, and he must know the heroes of the world, please try to say it." Cao Cao said with a smile.

"Prepare for the naked eye to know the hero?" Liu Bei is not modest now, after all, everyone here is a hero. How can he put his beak well?

"Oh, Hugh is too humble." Cao Cao smiled and waved his hand.

Liu Bei didn't know the life deeds of the people present, so he asked Cao Cao: "Zhu Yuanzhang, the Taizu of the Ming Dynasty, can he be described as a hero?" ”

Cao Cao stroked his beard and smiled, and replied with a smile after a while.

"Ming Taizu started at the end of the micro, conquered Yidi, recovered Zhuxia, served Zhaoji in the south, and dominated the world. It is a collection of ancient emperors, all in one, and in the first life, in the present and ancient times, of course, it can be described as a hero. ”

Of course, Lao Cao has done his homework, and he has made up for the deeds of these emperors in the past two days.

This compliment, even Zhu Yuanzhang himself was a little embarrassed. But I was very satisfied, thinking that this Brother Meng De was really our old Zhu's mouth.

"Li Shimin, Taizong of the Tang Dynasty, can be described as a hero?" Liu Bei asked again.

"Tang Taizong's divine literature and holy martial arts, through the heavens and latitudes, the talent of civil and military affairs, higher than the ancients. Be open-minded, the government is clear, and if you are less than three generations, you can be a holy monarch. It is also a Weijia four seas, four Yi bin suits, Yi Di respects him as the heavenly khan, of course a hero. ”

Li Shimin raised his head proudly, with a look of "I like it, I praise it".

"That'...... Zhao Kuangyin, Taizu of the Great Song Dynasty, can be described as a hero? Liu Bei asked again.

Who knows, before Cao Cao boasted, Li Qing, Li Shimin, Zhu Yuanzhang, and Liu Bang said in unison: "Zhao Kuangyin bullied orphans and widows, and he is not a hero!" ”

*Suffocation value from Zhao Kuangyin +20000

"How many times have I said it! That dress is cold! It's cold! They added it to me! Not my intention! Zhao Kuangyin defended himself: "Alas, Zhao Pu and others really hurt me......"

Good guy, the persecution of Zhao Kuangyin has become a consensus, right?

"Then I'll tell you a joke." Li Qing cleared his throat and said with a serious face: "During the Great Song Dynasty, a young man complained on the road: 'This kind of court is really weak. One of the Praetorian Guards heard about it and was arrested. ”

"The young man defended and said, 'I didn't even say which court it was, how can you arrest me casually?'"

"'You don't lie,' roared the Praetorian Guard, 'I've lived here for decades, and I won't know which court is weak?'"

Everyone was silent for a moment, and then burst into laughter, and the whole small pavilion was filled with a cheerful atmosphere.

*Grievance value from Zhao Kuangyin +50000

"Hahahaha, don't persecute Lao Zhao, everyone eats, eats." Li Qing took out a bunch of pastries and distributed them one by one.

The people of the Three Kingdoms period ate this sweet snack for the first time, and they were immediately shocked.

"It's delicious." Cao Cao shook his head and said, and then asked Liu Bang: "Emperor Taizu, follow the words of the immortal master, there are such delicious things every day?" ”

"Of course, I didn't blow it to you." Liu Bang immediately sat up straight, and boasted to Cao Cao: "I want to ...... when I was in Baishan Mountain."

"You're surrounded like a bucket." Xiang Yu suddenly answered on the side.

"Don't interrupt!" Liu Bang said to Xiang Yu with a black line on his face: "Nai Gong is careless, there is no flash!" It's not like you, you all killed yourself......"

Xiang Yu: ......

What to do, the fist is hard.

Liu Bang continued: "At that time, it was freezing and the Han army had nothing to eat, so the immortal master suddenly came down and took out a delicious dish called 'instant noodles', which was really ...... That smell, Naigong still can't forget it! ”

"That one is called instant noodles, it's really that delicious?" Cao Cao was immediately interested.

In addition to beauties (married) in this life, food is also Cao Cao's favorite.

"Of course." Liu Bang smiled: "I have been an emperor for so many years, I have saved so much money, and I have eaten so many delicious foods, but I have never eaten food as delicious as that instant noodles...... Ah, except for the hot pot. ”

As he spoke, Liu Bang looked at Li Qing.

"Immortal Master, when are we going to have another hot pot?"

(Ask for a monthly pass first, and then talk about it, I've been two shifts since the fifth, adding up to 10,000 words, I don't believe I checked the time.) ）

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