My Daddy is the control group of the male protagonist of the Chronicles Section 185
Wang Yicheng: "Look at your appearance." ”
He rolled his eyes, Wang Yilin: "No matter if it is out or not, this fried father's crotch, this is ......"
He was about to say when he saw Kaori coming over and immediately shut up.
Although he was only a six-year-old child, he still scared Wang Yilin by blowing up his father.
Why is this girl so capable?
When a child gets into trouble, there should be a boundary, right?
Look at the two donkeys' eager expressions, well, his family is not abnormal, this is also very "filial", how does this family raise children.
The second donkey didn't care about that, probably because he thought that he could calm the neighbors and children by doing this, and took the initiative to stand up and wave his hand: "You all come here!" ”
He snorted, and felt that he was not majestic enough, so he simply stood on the stone and said, "I dare to blow up my third uncle's crotch, do you dare?" ”
The children in the whole alley fell into a confused expression. Why? Are you still proud?
Second donkey: "You don't dare, only I dare, I'm the best!" ”
Everyone: "......"
Wang Yihai: "Filial piety, too filial, I have never seen such filial piety." ”
Wang Yilin: "I also saw that Gu Rin secretly gave his nephew a dollar, and he gave it for nothing, you look at this little white-eyed wolf." ”
Wang Yicheng: "I don't believe it, I don't believe you dare!" ”
The second donkey glared: "Who said I wouldn't dare, you wait!" ”
Wang Yicheng shrugged.
This is for fear of chaos.
But Kaori was happy, she wished she could do it.
Her father is abolished and no longer married, so she won't have a hard life!
She was overjoyed and made persistent efforts: "If you dare, I will go down to the river to stab a fierce son, find you a fish to grill and eat, and give it to yourself." ”
Second Donkey: "I dare too much!" ”
He lifted his pants hard, wiped his snot again, looked at everyone condescendingly, looked at everyone, and felt that no one could compare to him, he must not let the girl step on his feet, no!
He walked back majestically and vigorously, although the big donkey was in the yard, but this yard was not impregnable, naturally he heard it, I have to say, the big donkey was also shocked.
He now deeply doubted that he was the only smart person in his family, why did the two donkeys and Kaori's brains be like this?
If you don't eat poisonous mushrooms, you can't do this.
But the second donkey was very arrogant, walked into the yard, raised his nostrils, snorted, and said, "You are not as good as me!" ”
The big donkey is trying to persuade him, at this time he decisively shut up, get out of your mother, toss as you want, don't be beaten, I will lose!
The big donkey sneered gloomily and said, "You have the ability to go." ”
Get beaten, bunny!
He thought it was good for this thing to be beaten, and he even dared to speak loudly to him.
Sure enough, it's not my own brother or it's not good.
He sneered, making it clear that he wanted to see the excitement, which made the onlookers at the door sigh deeply, the big donkey is so wonderful, he didn't stop it?
Everyone was stunned.
Wang Yicheng shrewdly ran home at this time, several brothers of the Wang family caught up, and they were puzzled, when they saw Wang Yicheng standing at the head of the wall, several people followed, indeed, the door of Gu's house was full of children, and they were adults standing there and didn't like to talk.
Sure enough, when I looked at the door of Gu's house, it was full of small heads, after all, the movement of the two donkeys was not small.
Wang Yicheng was watching the excitement, but his daughter didn't follow him, and was crowded at the door of the Gu family, dumbfounded.
Everyone was watching the excitement, and the second donkey entered the door with a hum and chirping, shouting: "Third uncle, third uncle!" ”
Gu Rin: "I'm here, what's wrong?" ”
"You come out for a moment."
The second donkey thinks that since he wants to perform, he must behave in front of the children, otherwise everyone will say that he didn't see it, so what's the matter? He felt that he was still very smart and very attentive, and he thought of it at once.
"I have something important, you come out."
Gu Rin: "Okay." ”
When he went out, Wang Yicheng leaned on the wall and looked, feeling that Gu Rin had gained a little weight recently.
This is a fat child at home.
Gu Rin has rarely gone out recently, not to mention Gu Rin, even the Gu family doesn't go out much, mainly because the matter of Brother Leopard was too embarrassing before, and he was beaten in a good manner, which was embarrassing and uncomfortable. First, they are embarrassed, and secondly, they are also recuperating at home, so they naturally go out less.
When he came out, he saw the second donkey, his face softened a little, and he said, "What did you call the third uncle for?" Why don't you go and set off firecrackers? ”
Second donkey: "You sit down, third uncle, you sit down." ”
Gu Rin looked at the child suspiciously, not knowing what the child was excited about, the second donkey pulled Gu Rin to sit on the bench, Gu Rin: "Okay, good, the third uncle listens to you." ”
He glanced at the door, there were many children, he didn't know what he wanted to do, but he thought that he had to show some of his kindness in front of outsiders. Not to mention, what kind of person is guarded, the brothers of the Gu family are more or less learning from Old Man Gu's style.
It's just that some people learn more, and some people learn less.
Gu Rin showed his kindness and said, "What's wrong? Did someone bully you? ”
His gaze swept around the door, and the second donkey shook his head: "No, who of them dares to bully me." I'm the boss. ”
Can he still be bullied?
He hesitated for a moment, and looked forward to Ai Ai: "Third uncle, you close your eyes, can you close your eyes?" ”
Gu Rin was very puzzled, he didn't know what the second donkey wanted to do, but among the children in the family, his favorite was the big donkey and the second donkey, the male baby, that can be passed on to the family, and the girl's family is from someone else's family, so even if Kaori is his own, he prefers the two nephews.
This pro is far away and close, and he still understands.
The big donkey and the two donkeys are both surnamed Gu, and they can pass on the Gu family to the next generation. Daughter, that's not going to work.
He thought so in his heart, but he didn't say anything on his face, and some things naturally didn't need to be said.
He said, "Okay, the third uncle closes his eyes, do you have any surprises for the third uncle?" ”
The second donkey grunted and gave up.
Wang Yicheng leaned on the wall and whispered: "There is no surprise, there is real shock." ”
His voice was very small and small, for fear that Gu Rin would hear it and ruin the big thing about the second donkey.
Wang Yihai and Wang Yilin also watched the excitement.
After all, they have never seen such an "earth-shattering" thing, but they have to take a good look.
"Third uncle, don't open your eyes."
The second donkey immediately turned around and hurriedly lit the fire, probably a little nervous, he lit it after a few moments, he turned back in a trembling voice, Gu Rin: "What are you doing?" I'm open now? ”
"Don't!" The second donkey roared, and quickly threw out the firecracker in his hand, throwing it directly at the crotch position of his pants, Gu Rin opened his eyes: "!" ”
Bang!
The firecracker exploded, so Gu Rin dodged quickly.
Gu Rin retreated frantically, the person fell to the ground, the bench kicked out directly, tripped the second donkey, and the second donkey cried out. Gu Rin was panting with fright, and looked at himself with palpitations, and saw that the cotton pants were blown up and the cotton was flying all over the sky, so hanging, the firecrackers were not powerful, but they blew up the cotton pants, and they were not more seriously injured.
He showed his big pants, and he fell to the ground, and he was very afraid.
Suddenly, he shouted like crazy: "Second donkey, you bastard, are you crazy?" If you do that, I'll kill you! ”
There were constant firecrackers during the New Year, and the Gu family didn't care about it, but Gu Rin snorted, but the Gu family came out.
"Is this so?"
"Oh, two donkeys, why did you fall here? Mom, look at what's going on? ”
"Third child, what are you ......" Grandma Wu was puzzled.
Gu Rin said angrily: "The second donkey, this rabbit cub, actually blew up my crotch, this little bastard, this unlucky thing, I have to kill him a bear child!" ”
Gu Rin was hysterical, where is this? This is the most important place for a man, the second donkey actually blew him up like this, can he bear it? The more he thought about it, the more angry he became, and said, "Look at what he did, I have to clean him up!" ”
He got up at once, and ran away with the two donkeys.
Everyone's eyes fell on her key position, the cotton flew away, and the cotton pants at the good end became open crotch pants, so that the hanging went further, and the chicken flew and the eggs were beaten!
Gu Rin ran to the second donkey, Gu Er's sister-in-law hurriedly stopped, held the child to dodge, and said: "Third, third, third, calm down, the child is still young, it's useless to beat, let him apologize, he knows it's wrong." ”
", he knows it's wrong? You see him like a bear, I usually treat him for nothing. "Gu Rin is now in the crazy stage, how can a man not be crazy when he encounters such a thing?
The second donkey fell and shed tears, and at this time he finished crying, he wiped his nose, rubbed against his mother Gu's second sister-in-law, raised his neck and said: "One person does things and one person is responsible, I am a good man, who am I afraid of!" ”
Second sister-in-law Gu: "Shut up for me." ”
Gu Rin shuddered.
The second donkey is proud: "No one is more powerful than me in our street, I am the bravest!" ”
Isn't that brave? He dared to bomb his third uncle, but others didn't dare.
He is proud!
"Listen, you tell me, this kid doesn't know what's wrong, I can't spare him today." Gu Rin rushed forward all of a sudden, and directly grabbed Gu's second sister-in-law, Gu's second sister-in-law: "Ah, you let go of my child!" ”
"Get out of the way."
"I won't let it!"
The two people pulled and pulled, the two donkeys were held by his mother, dodging left and right, one was unstable, and he threw it out, just at this moment, Zhao Di suddenly rushed out: "Brother! ”
She pounced forward and caught the second donkey.
This is simply stunned everyone!
On a cold day, everyone is sweating.
Zhao Di: "It's good that you're okay, it's good that you're okay, brother, woo woo, you scared me to death, you are the root of our old Gu family, and you are also my reliance, you can't be fine!" ”
Zhao Di hugged the two donkeys and cried.
The second donkey was startled, but there were no serious consequences, it was just fright, he didn't care, and said, "You will cry, what is there to cry?" ”