Chapter 223: If it falls into my hands, you will suffer an old sin!
Zhu Fan has always been a man of action, as long as he has an idea, he will definitely put it into practice immediately.
As a prince, first of all, he doesn't worry about anything. In addition, following the immortal uncle, eating and drinking spicy food every day, the enjoyment is incomparable.
The emperor definitely doesn't want to be it, after all, he has been in the simulation of Zhao Gou for more than ten years, he can't do this, he can't do it, he has long had enough, it's better to be a prince and be happy and freehand.
This person, once the material life is abundant, it will inevitably follow the emptiness of the spiritual world.
And Zhu Fan is in terms of women, he has always been good at it, and now he has a good relationship with Zhao Min, and he is too lazy to do anything, in his words, he is tired.
is a bit psychopathic like Zhu Zhang, and that general thing is really not to his liking. I usually pack up a few faint gentlemen, and I barely mess around like this.
But now Li Qing said that he could let him clean up those faint monarchs, and make a video to warn the princes and princes of the future emperor, which would be too much for Zhu Zhang's appetite.
He came to the spirit all of a sudden, what is this, isn't this a pillow when he is sleepy?
Just do it, first of all, he began to count the faint kings, traitorous ministers, and evil clans of various dynasties.
When it came to the Ming Dynasty, he coughed twice and crossed out his and Zhu Li's names.
Just kidding, master, I've changed my life, I've changed my life, I'm not the same person I used to be!
According to the existing dynasty, Zhu Fan began to batch red painting circles on one list after another.
First of all, Hu Hai, Li Xian, Princess An Le, and Empress Wei.
When he saw Princess Anle, Zhu Li was still a little pitiful, but he was drawn into a spinning top by Lao Zhu's big-eared melon seeds.
"Look at your little bit of talent!" Old Zhu hated the iron and pointed at Zhu Li.
Zhu Li could only stupidly say that he was gone.
Later, when he arrived in the Kaiyuan Dynasty, Li Xiaosan was on his way to the court.
Seeing Zhu Fan coming over with someone and pressing him against the wall very roughly, Li Xiaosan shouted while struggling: "I'm here to go to the court!" What are you going to do! ”
"Caught the wrong thing, caught the wrong one!" Li Ke immediately grabbed Zhu Fan: "This is Li Xiaosan, what we want to arrest is the old Li Longji and Li Heng, in the Yonghui Dynasty!" ”
"Oh, what about ...... in the Yonghui Dynasty" Zhu Fan let go of Li Xiaosan and apologized in every way.
Li Xiaosan was also single, saying that it was okay, just don't arrest me next time.
By the way, Zhu Fan also took Zhu Li to take a look at Yang Yuhuan.
"It's not pretty." Zhu Fan threw down a sentence lightly.
Zhu Li also nodded, Yang Yuhuan did not conform to their aesthetics. He likes that kind of petite, pure lolicon.
When he was in the Yonghui Dynasty, he was supposed to arrest Li Laosan, but he also brought Li Heng with him by the way.
Princess Taiping watched with a smile as Li Longji was taken away, without the slightest sympathy.
Li Zhi of the Yonghui Dynasty had just passed the throne to Princess Taiping and moved to Zhenguan to accompany his sister. Princess Taiping is now proud, but she has not forgotten to make her seven-year-old brother Li Hong the imperial brother.
Li Hong actually wondered, why did the big sister in front of him call herself brother, is there any deviation in his understanding of "brother"?
This is also an unsolved mystery in a sense.
With these people, plus Zhao Guangyi tied to the front of Zhao Kuangyin's donkey cart, he simply gathered this group of faint gentlemen.
Featuring a class of people when the stars shine.
Zhu Fan accepted Li Qing's suggestion and put on a handsome outfit.
Zhu Fan has a good temperament, very similar to Hannibal, who is good at being a man, especially the temperament, the vulgar Sven scum.
I'm really afraid that he will suddenly say, "Brother, you are so fragrant".
If Liu Che or Li Chengqian said this, then they would have to cover their butts and run away. But if Zhu Fan said...... It might be time to take care of the cooking.
Today is very lively, the weather is good, and everyone is in a good mood, so I chose to beat the group of bitches on this day.
The Tang Zongzheng Temple is very large and spacious, and the place in charge of the execution is like a movie theater. All the emperors and princes from the five dynasties gathered, and the clans from three or four years old to twenty or thirty years old abounded.
Li Qing originally thought that it was a bit too early to look at this at the age of three or four, but Li Shimin said that since he was a royal person, he had to shoulder the responsibility from an early age. I'm afraid I want to start with the doll, and I can't stand this little scene, so it's better to take off the coat of the royal family as soon as possible, and honestly go as a common person.
If you want to say that your child can't stand it, that's okay, let him be a commoner, and promise to be happy for a lifetime.
If you want to wear the crown, you must bear its weight, Zhu Yuanzhang added on the side, he really raised his hands in favor of Li Shimin's words.
Zhu Zhang, who was in front of the camera, slowly sorted out his clothes, and as the lights turned on, Zhu Fan smiled at the camera, very evil and crazy.
"You may not know me in front of the video, but it's okay, I'll introduce myself first."
"This king is also the official order of the five dynasties of Qin, Han, Tang, Song, and Ming, and in easy-to-understand terms, this king is specifically responsible for dealing with those domineering clans and obsessive ministers."
"Okay, without further ado, let's come one by one."
"The first to appear is the second Qin of Great Qin, Hu Hai."
As Zhu Zhang's words fell, Hu Hai, who was tied to the wooden donkey, was pushed out by Gongzi Gao and Gongzi.
After learning of his fate, Gongzi Gao and Gongzi Jianglu's anger towards Hu Hai can be said to have reached its peak. Usually when they were fine, the two took Ying Yin Yan to find Hu Hai's trouble. Now that they have such a public opportunity, they certainly won't miss it.
The two of them have long been devoted to Zhu Zhang's five bodies, and the two of them can be said to have revered to the bones like this tortured old-timer with all kinds of tricks.
"Brother Zhang, here." The two pushed the donkey cart and sent Hu Hai to Zhu Zhang.
"This Hu Hai, everyone must know him." Zhu Fan reached out and patted Hu Hai's back on the back, as if patting a lump of pork: "The first mediocre and brutal emperor in history......"
Zhu Fan spoke quickly and in detail about Hu Hai's actions, and Ying Zheng, who was sitting in the seat, couldn't help but twist his body a little embarrassed.
In any case, Hu Hai is his son, and if his son does this kind of thing, his face as a father is not honorable.
After telling what Hu Hai had done, Zhu Fan held up a huge transparent jar.
"See, all of them are tarantulas from Nanyinzhou, the spider venom of tarantulas is usually colorless, bitter in taste, alkaline reaction, soluble in water, but insoluble in alcohol and ether. After the person is bitten, two small red dots can be seen at the wound, and there is a sharp pain......"
"Of course, the burrs on this tarantula will be itchy when they pierce people."
"This sect has always been compassionate and people-oriented, and will not engage in some bloody torture. On the one hand, because there were women and children in the audience, it was not suitable to watch that kind of bloody scene; On the other hand, this sect is good-hearted and can't see blood, so we can only use our cute little animals. ”
"Don't worry, Hu Hai has been fed medicine and won't be poisoned by spiders - but he can't move."
Hu Hai's eyes were wide open, he was most afraid of spiders in his life.
He could see the spiders in the barrel clearly, not to mention the big slaps, and they looked extremely terrifying, and the spider-afraid people almost stopped when they looked at their hearts and lungs.
"Brother Zhu, don't, there's something to say...... Hu Hai still wants to beg for mercy: "You can beat me, you can cut me, just don't throw me into the spider, please......"
"Hey, hey, what's your name?" Childe is a mouthful when he goes up.
"Alas, don't be violent, be harmonious." Zhu Fan held down Gongzi Gao, and said in a weird manner: "Come on, Emperor Huhai, who is waiting for us, will be punished!" ”
Gongzi Gao and Gongzi took Hu Hai from the wooden donkey and threw it into a transparent glass container. Then he poured a whole bucket of large tarantulas into a glass container, and then blocked the mouth to death, leaving only a bunch of small eyes that the tarantulas could not pass through, which was used for ventilation, so as not to suffocate the tarantulas.
Hu Hai's heart-rending screams came from the glass container, and it was really sad for those who heard it and wept when they saw it.
"It's very good." Zhu Fan nodded in agreement: "It seems that Hu Hai is still very satisfied with these cuties." ”
In the close-up, dense tarantulas crawl around Hu Hai's body, especially Hu Hai's mouth can't be closed, and the tarantula's habit is still like to burrow - the result can be imagined......
"Come on, come on, please the next one!" Zhu Fan shouted angrily: "Let me see who this is?" Oh, it's Li Xian, Empress Wei and Princess An Le! Invite all three of them! ”
After a while, Li Chongjun pulled the car and walked over with the three of them.
"King, king, An Le knows that he is wrong, An Le knows that he is wrong!" Of course, Princess An Le heard Hu Hai's wail, and she didn't take it too seriously, thinking it was just a violent beating. But when passing by Hu Hai's side, Princess An Le felt that her soul was about to fly away when she saw it.
Those big and monstrous spiders...... It's scary to think about. She is a girl, although she is a little vicious, but she will not be with the big spider every day.
"Oh, you three...... It's still a family of three. Zhu Fan looked at their information, shook his head and said: "Let me see, ouch, the family just wants to be neat, but you sweep the streets every day, and it can be regarded as a bit of retribution." ”
Li Xian was obviously relieved, fortunately, it sounded like he didn't have to clean up.
Princess Anle is very grateful, as long as she is not allowed to be in the company of those poisonous insects, she can do anything.
"Hey, don't rush to thank you just yet." Zhu Fan can be described as a pioneer of equal rights in the area of equality between men and women, and he will never be taken lightly because he is a woman: "Spiders are definitely not good, spiders don't look good...... Come, Li Bao'er, you come forward. ”
Zhu Fan beckoned to Princess An Le.
Princess Anle stepped forward and found that Zhu Fan had handed something to her.
"Put this on." Zhu Fan smiled and stretched out his hand to gesture on his head: "It's like this, yes, yes, buckle on your head." ”
Princess An Le did as she was told, and she didn't know what kind of medicine was sold in Zhu Zhang's gourd.
"How is it, the transformation and atonement in the past few years, do you know that you are wrong?" Zhu Fan asked with a smile.
"Bao'er knows it's wrong...... Princess Anle lowered her eyebrows and admitted her mistake, and secretly sent a bundle of autumn waves to Zhu Li beside Zhu Zhang.
Zhu Li was so electric that he couldn't find the north, as if he was about to fly.
However, the noise coming from Li Bao'er's head dispelled his thoughts.
"It's red, it's almost purple." Zhu Fan looked at the red ball on his hat and said, "It seems that your lie is a bit serious...... Someone! ”
Immediately several able-bodied servants came over.
"Go, stuff her in a glass jar." Zhu Fan waved his hand, "Even with her mother, ah yes, her mother, she is like this, let alone her mother?" Together with Seri! ”
After waiting for the Seri, Zhu Fan smiled evilly.
"Come on, put snakes and scorpions on the two people!"
After dealing with Princess An Le and Empress Wei, Zhu Fan moved his gaze to Li Xian.
Li Xian smiled, feeling apprehensive.
"What are you looking at?" Zhu Fan asked with a grim face.
Li Xian didn't say a word, and knelt on the ground with weak legs.
"Puss ......" Zhu Fan muttered, stretched out his foot and kicked: "Get out!" ! It's annoying to look at you, damn it. ”
Li Xian turned his head and ran away when he heard this, only hating Li Zhi and Wu Zetian for giving him two legs.
"No, the next one is Li Longji." Zhu Fan looked at Li Longji and shouted again: "By the way, bring Zhao Guangyi to me!" ”
After the two of them got together, Zhu Fan said with a smile: "Seeing that there is no mill over there, go and put Zhao Guangyi on me, and you Li Longji will pump him for me in the back, and add more beans." ”
Li Longji couldn't help but perk up, and thought that he had to be tortured, but he didn't expect such a good thing?
"Hey!" Zhu Fan looked at Li Longji: "Don't be happy, you and your son Li Heng, as long as Zhao Guangyi pulls the mill around, you two will slap each other's big mouths!" ”
"Huh?" Li Longji couldn't help but feel a little flustered.
He knew how much Li Heng thought of him......
Zhu Fan is also smart, knowing that Zhao Guangyi's enthusiasm for grinding is not high, and he gave him such a reward mechanism.
People like Zhao Guangyi are obviously the kind of people who have to dismantle other people's umbrellas even if they are drenched in the rain. In order to be able to let Li Longji and Li Heng's father and son draw each other, he also gave up to be a donkey.
Isn't it just grinding? It's not like I haven't done it before!
"Oh, this one is even more heavyweight - Wan Yan Gou, and Qin Hui, this pair of Sleeping Dragons and Phoenix Chicks."
As soon as Zhu Fan's words fell, a shoe flew down from underneath.
It's Lao Zhu's.
"Into your mother! That's how you use the Wolong and Phoenix Chicks? Old Zhu Hu scolded with a face.
Zhu Fan hurriedly changed his words: "Oh, it's my mistake, Wanyan Gou and Qin Hui, the two bastards." ”
As he spoke, he shouted over there, "Come on, get on the molten iron!" ”
Before applying the molten iron, Zhu Fan fed Zhao Gou and Qin Hui a special elixir to prevent the two of them from dying or evaporating.
Zhu Fan ordered someone to concave Zhao Gou and Qin Hui in a kneeling shape, and two buckets of molten iron brushes were poured on the bodies of the two of them.
Only one face is left outside, and the whole body is immobilized by pig iron.
"Put on some tickle." Zhu Fan said like this: "Come, move them to the side and kneel, recess, remember in the future, if there is such a dog emperor who destroys the Great Wall, just do it!" ”
As he spoke, Zhu Fan smiled.
"Does this count as Qingshan's honor to bury the bones of loyalty, and the white iron innocently casts the minister?"
"The last one is the great wisdom of our old Zhu family, Ross Qizhen!"
When the words fell, Zhu Xiaosi and Zhu Hu pushed Zhu Qizhen and walked out, followed by Zhu Gaoxu, the king of Han.
"Gao Xu?" Zhu Fan glanced at Zhu Gaoxu.
Zhu Gaoxu immediately hugged his fists and said, "My nephew is here!" ”
"Go, prepare a big vat for him, and bake him carefully in the clasp jar!" Zhu Fan stretched his sleeves: "I'll ...... uncle today"
"Uncle......" Zhu Gaoxu looked at Zhu Fan resentfully: "Are you polite?" ”
"Huh? Oh......" Zhu Fan remembered that the cause of death of the Gao Xu nephew in front of him was the crockpot stewed chicken.
"It's okay, don't take it to heart, cook for him like this first." Zhu Fan said with a smile: "Wait for one day when we have free time, and then take care of him carefully!" ”
As early as when Hu Hai was cleaned up, some little princes couldn't help crying. Especially Zhu Rong's little brothers, what Zhu Zhen, Zhu Tan, Zhu Gui, what they watched, they were all concerned.
Historically, Lao Zhu's sons were all polarized. The good ones are really good, such as Zhu Biao, Zhu Di, and Zhu Bai; The bastard is the real bastard, such as Zhu Rong, King of Qi, Zhu Tan, King Yi, Zhu Fan and the two of them......
Stretched out his leg and kicked Zhu Qizhen to the side, Zhu Fan clasped his hands on his chest and smiled very maniacally.
"I'll tell you! If you dare to do something and fall into my hands, then you will suffer an old sin! ”
Facts have proved that the effect of killing chickens and monkeys is very good, and Lao Zhu's human-like sons have said that from now on, they will hold their tails and be people. And those princes also asked their fathers if they could not be emperors.
If something goes wrong when the emperor does, then don't you go into Zongzheng Temple for a walk?
The thought of Hu Hai's tarantula coffin made their hearts palpitate.
Is this something that the can a human figure come up with?
However, considering what Hu Hai has done in history, it is not incomprehensible.
It can be said that none of these people packed by Zhu Fan are innocent, and even Liu Bang is still a little unsatisfied, feeling that Zhu Fan has cleaned up lightly.
It was indeed light, and the punishment they were now suffering was only a drop in the bucket compared to the suffering they had inflicted on others.
With this royal internal education film, Zhu Fan is completely popular.
The former princes all thought that they were of noble birth and would either be emperors or princes in the future, and no one in the whole country would dare to clean them up.
But now it's different, there is such a sword of Damocles in Zongzheng Temple, who knows if you do something bad today, will you be thrown into Zongzheng Temple tomorrow?
The emperor went from doing whatever he wanted and acting recklessly to trembling for fear of making mistakes.
Such an emperor, the ghost is willing to be it!
And now, no matter which dynasty it is, if a child with a concubine cries in the middle of the night, he will be frightened and say, "Don't cry!" If you cry again, Zhu Fan will come and arrest you! ”
The effect was surprisingly good, and when the children heard Zhu Zhang's name, they all began to pretend to be dead.
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