26 The Wedding Banquet in the Mountain Village (2)

The three of them left the scholar's house and went around the winding country road, and finally came to the butcher's door. It's just that there is no "Access Instructions" on the door here.

Li Heping's gaze swept over the two apprentices, "The butcher is responsible for delivering meat to the wedding banquet, but I went out after entering the palace last time, and I didn't have time to come back to see. The butcher's house may have some clues, but the butcher is good at making knives, and his house must be very dangerous, and from experience, it is best not to enter the common edible livestock such as pigs, chickens, sheep, etc. ”

At this time, it is time for the apprentice to play.

Yan Yueming was alert for a moment, "I belong to a sheep." ”

Li Heping: "I am a pig. ”

The two looked at Li Zheng in unison.

Yan Yueming suddenly remembered that he didn't know Li Zheng's age, and couldn't help asking, "What is the senior?" ”

Li Heping: "Tiger, the butcher can't eat tiger meat, the tiger came down from the mountain forest to eat him." ”

He is worthy of being a senior. Yan Yueming calculated his age again, if he is a tiger, he is about 28 years old this year, what a mature and attractive age.

Li Zheng turned around gracefully, lazy to talk.

After he entered the butcher's house, Li Heping took his little sheep apprentice and walked forward. Yan Yueming looked back at the courtyard wall worriedly, and couldn't help asking, "Aren't we waiting for seniors?" ”

"Don't worry, he'll follow later, we have other things to do." Isn't Wang Fu's house a flowing water seat? The flowing water was held outside his house, and anyone who went could eat it. We want to enter his door, go to his house to congratulate him, and get a gift money. ”

Yan Yueming: "Money?" ”

Li Heping: "The gift money has to be something that is already circulating in the gap, and the things outside are useless. ”

As he spoke, Li Heping pulled around in the grass on the side of the road, found a broken bowl, and then took Yan Yueming to a three-way intersection. He put the broken bowl on the side of the road, pulled Yan Yueming to squat, and began to beg.

Yan Yueming: "Is this useful??? ”

Li Heping: "Listen. ”

"Ding!" The crisp sound of impact came into her ears, and Yan Yueming looked down in astonishment, only to see a copper plate circling in a broken bowl, as if it had just fallen in.

Li Heping: "This road is the main road in and out of the village, and there is a wedding banquet today, and there are many guests. Everyone is happy, and of course they are willing to be good people for a day. ”

Yan Yueming didn't expect to be able to play like this in the gap, the sound of the copper plate falling into the broken bowl was really good. He couldn't help but become more focused, staring at the bowl and waiting for the second copper plate to fall.

After a while, "Ding! ”

Hey, here we go again.

"Teacher, look-" Yan Yueming turned her head, what about people?

Looking at it again, Li Heping had already sat under the bamboo shed next to the stone mill. The stone mill was probably placed here for public use, so a bamboo shed was made here, and two benches were placed.

Li Heping sat there, took out a cigarette from his backpack and lit it, leisurely.

In the end, the begging became Yan Yueming alone. He wasn't unbalanced, he would rather beg on the side of the road than face a butcher's knife, or at least that's what he could do.

But just when he was saving 6 copper plates, there was a sudden strange sound in the distance, and before he could tell anything, the voice of the teacher Li Heping followed, "Run, the dog is coming." ”

"Huh?" Yan Yueming Huo Ran raised her head and looked around. I saw a sturdy earth dog with a black back and yellow hair rushing out of the corner of the wall in front of him, and his galloping four hooves raised dust all the way.

Yan Yueming's scalp was numb, and she grabbed the copper plate and ran away.

At this moment, he seemed to be back to the time when he was doing physical training a few days ago. Each of the teacher's lesson plans is really meaningful, you see, isn't this just useful?

What about teachers, you say? The teacher is a flexible fat man, and he will go to the roof with three strokes and five divided by two.

Yan Yueming has only been practicing for three days, how can she go to the house to uncover the tiles now? He could only run as hard as he could, and as he ran, he could hear the teacher on the roof teaching on the spot.

"Begging is a good and effortless method, but dogs and beggars here are not naturally at odds, so be careful of being bitten."

I already know!

Yan Yueming shouted in her heart, opened her mouth, took a mouthful of wind, and simply shut up. And Li Heping was still instructing, "Xiao Ming, do you know what dogs are afraid of?" ”

Yan Yueming: "I don't know! ”

Li Heping: "The dog in the countryside is fearless, but it is certainly afraid of the butcher's knife. ”

Butcher? Senior!

Yan Yueming's eyes lit up like light bulbs, as if she saw the only hope in this life, and ran wildly towards the road she had come. Li Heping urged behind, "Run, haven't you eaten in the morning!" ”

Yan Yueming was desperate and aggrieved, his mouth was deflated, he didn't dare to look back, and he didn't have time to look back, so he could only go forward, forward, and forward. constantly squeezing his lungs and his legs, hanging himself with the thought of "seniors are ahead", he can't even hear the barking of dogs, and only the sound of the wind is whirring in his ears.

Finally, the emperor lived up to his wishes, and he saw Li Zheng walking slowly at the end of the road.

Li Zheng is still elegant and calm, and he went to the butcher's house, not to mention his clothes, and even his hair was not messy.

"Senior, save me!" Yan Yueming ran so fast that she almost caught it. Fortunately, Li Zheng helped him and grabbed his arm tightly

stabilized, and then hurriedly complained, pointing to the back: "There are dogs-"

Huh? What about dogs?

Li Heping's voice suddenly sounded from the top of his head, "The dog has already been led away by me." ”

Yan Yueming looked up, only to see Li Heping reappear on the roof next to him, his chubby body still flexible. He jumped down, clapped his hands, and said, "Xiao Ming, don't worry, there is a teacher." ”

How could Xiao Ming not be worried, he ran into tears when he ran into the wind. He really believes that the teacher can scold the primary school principal out of ten miles of land, one centimeter less, it is less breakfast.

Li Zheng didn't need to ask, he knew what was going on by looking at the state of these two people.

"Have fun?" He smiled.

"Ahem." Li Heping was a little straighter, "What about you?" Did the butcher's family catch anything? ”

Li Zheng: "The butcher's meat is not authentic. ”

Yan Yueming was shocked, "Could it be human flesh?" ”

Li Zheng glanced at him, "What do you think?" ”

Yan Yueming hurriedly shook her head, "I don't think so." ”

Li Zheng looked at his cowardly and daring to guess, and he was hiding behind him and refusing to come out, and he was in a good mood, "It's really not human flesh, it's just selling dog meat on a sheep's head." ”

Speaking of dogs, Yan Yueming thought of the dog just now and asked, "Who belongs to that dog?" It doesn't look like a stray dog, it's not that dirty, it's still strong, and it's a fast runner. ”

Li Heping pointed to the north of the village, "The dog is indeed not a stray dog, it lives in a house near the foot of the mountain, which is a rare thatched hut in the village, and there is a fence around the outside. ”

At this time, Li Zheng looked at the sun.

When they entered the gap, it was about a quarter past seven in the morning. It was still daytime in the gap at that time, but because time passed at a double speed, although they had only been in for more than an hour, the sun on the horizon had already begun to set in the west.

Evening is approaching.

The cold hits and the temperature plummets.

Li Zheng: "It's almost night, we have to find a safe house first." ”

Yan Yueming took out the six copper plates that she had covered all the way, "Then let's ...... Going to a feast? ”

The family of Wang Fu, who did the happy event, was in the easternmost part of the village, and according to Li Heping, he had seen it, and the feng shui was the best there. The detached three-entry courtyard is very magnificent in this small mountain village.

But the closer she got here, the more she felt in Yan Yueming's heart. His critter instincts were back on the line, reminding him that the closer he got there, the more dangerous it became.

Especially when he caught a glimpse of the red silk hanging from the trees and the roadside.

The red silk was very bright red, and the closer you got to the house, the more there were. There were still some happy money and flower petals scattered on the ground, and further on, there were more red lanterns.

Red lanterns hung high, the word "happy" was posted on the door, and the air was filled with the smell of fireworks.

In front of the royal mansion is an open space paved with bluestone slabs, where thirty-eight tables of flowing water are placed, almost filling the open space. There was wine and food on the table, and the dishes were piled up in a small mountain.

The fragrance wafted from afar, hooking Yan Yueming's tongue.

But that's not right.

Although Yan Yueming loves to eat, she is not to the level of gluttony, let alone in the dangerous crevices. It hadn't been long since he had finished breakfast, and he wouldn't be hungry so soon.

This feeling of hunger was wrong, which made Yan Yueming almost immediately think of the ghost movies he had watched. The protagonist eats the food to his heart's content, and finally discovers that the food is actually a ghost, and it is actually ...... Vomit.

Yan Yueming immediately recited the Great Compassion Mantra in her heart, and metaphysical exorcism exorcises ghosts.

After reading a paragraph, he forced himself to look at the dishes and chopsticks on the table, his eyes swept back and forth on the tables, and he was pleasantly surprised to find that one of the dishes and chopsticks was clean, and he hurriedly pulled Li Zheng's arm and asked, "Senior, can you sit in that position?" ”

Li Zheng met his sparkling eyes, and the ghost accompanied him over. When I arrived at the place, I realized that something was wrong, why did I have to accompany me? But after walking over, it doesn't matter, Chong Yan Yueming nodded, "Sit." ”

Yan Yueming sat down, happy, and happy for her little progress today.

Li Heping watched them from afar, crossed his arms, and lit a cigarette.

When did he start to love each other on Garden Road? Is Li Zheng's stinky apprentice so kind? But Yan Yueming's kid is really interesting, haha.

Thinking of this, Li Heping also decided to show his love for his teacher, and walked over to pat Yan Yueming's shoulder, "How is it?" Is there nothing wrong with the rules summarized by the teacher? In the future, I will do this, make bold assumptions, and carefully verify them. ”

Yan Yueming smiled and nodded to him, just as he expected. But his eldest apprentice immediately swept over with a cold look, looked at the cigarette in his hand, and then raised his hand to grab Yan Yueming's backpack strap and picked him up, "Let's go." ”

Li and Pingqi knots.

Isn't it just smoking a cigarette?

"Oh, I still haven't said anything." Li Heping had no choice but to extinguish the cigarette and chase after him, "The wedding banquet in the royal mansion is very weird, I went around inside, and there were lights everywhere, but I didn't see any traces of the bride's existence." ”

Nothing, what wife to marry?

Yan Yueming didn't dare to think about it, but he couldn't help but not think about it at all, so he could only pray secretly: Don't have ghosts.