Old man Gu didn't expect that he would encounter such a good thing in his lifetime, he was surrounded by such a group of girls, he was so happy that he couldn't do it, and he walked hand in hand with the girls, and danced in a circle together.

"Girl, how old are you?"

"Eighteen, we're all eighteen."

Old man Gu was happy: "Eighteen is good, eighteen is good, the girl is eighteen and one flowers......"

He was rare eighteen.

Jump Cha Cha!

Old man Gu and the girls raised their heads hand in hand, stretched, twisted their waists, and kicked their legs...... Dance!

He laughed happily, this person has to be so happy for a lifetime.

Old man Gu jumped happily, at this time the big donkey was already dumbfounded, dumbfounded, in short, it was a thousand and ten thousand shocks, he came over and wanted to sell it and ask his grandfather for pocket money. However, I never expected that as soon as I opened the door curtain, I saw the old man holding the pillow and kissing and nibbling, and then asked the pillow affectionately: "Girl, are you willing to follow me?" ”

"What, you're willing to be small? Do you love the sea you love? ”

"What, you're all willing to be small?"

The old man shook the pillow happily, picked up another pillow, one pillow in one hand, and kissed it left and right.

"You're so beautiful!"

Big Donkey: "..................! ”

He let out a terrible cry: "Come on, grandpa is crazy!" ”

Kaori was absentmindedly brushing the dishes, and when she heard this, she threw it away, turned around and ran out.

"Ahh

The bowl smashed into Grandma Wu's forehead, fell to the ground, and shattered into slag: "Gu Xiangweaving!" ”

Gu Xiangzhi had already run to the back room at this time, and saw the big donkey slumped on the ground, holding on to the door, and stammering: "Crazy, crazy." ”

Kaori: "Hmph. ”

Useless Gu family man.

Kaori never thought that her father didn't get hit, and her grandfather did.

What a pity.

However, her grandfather can also be tricked.

The old fellow was disgraced, and she was happy.

"What's going on?"

"What's wrong?"

At this time, everyone in the family came out, and Boss Gu hurriedly helped his son up and said, "What's wrong?" What are you doing? Dad, have you drunk too much? Put the pillow down, what's it for? ”

Big Donkey: "Grandpa has fallen into evil." ”

He hugged his father in fright and stammered: "My grandfather is evil." ”

Boss Gu was nervous: "Don't talk nonsense, don't spread feudal superstitions." ”

As soon as he finished speaking, he watched the old man hold the pillow and began to undress: "Girl, don't be afraid, I will tell you to be a man." ”

"Ahh

Several daughters-in-law turned around, embarrassed.

Boss Gu: "Dad, what are you doing here?" ”

"What's wrong with you, old man?" Grandma Wu was also stunned when she saw the old man like this.

She stepped forward and dragged people: "Old man, what are you doing here?" ”

Old man Gu's backhand was a slap in the face, and he threw it on Grandma Wu's face with a chirp, saying, "Get out, you foot washer!" ”

Grandma Wu: "What's that?" ”

Kaori kindly reminded: "He said you are a footwasher." ”

Grandma Wu: "Bah, shut up for me, you dead girl, I haven't settled accounts with you when you broke the bowl...... Yes! ”

Syllable!

She slapped again, and Gu Old Man: "Get out, don't disturb my good things here." ”

"No, what's wrong with you, old man, you're evil!"

She dragged people hard, Old Man Gu pushed hard, Grandma Wu sat directly on the ground, he climbed onto the kang, kicked open the window, jumped out directly, and shouted: "I want to embrace freedom!" I'm going to take my girls to the world! You footwasher, you old pious woman, don't try to hinder my happiness! ”

With a pillow in his left hand and a pillow in his right hand, he picked up the broom by the window and shouted, "Sister, you come with me too!" ”

The Gu family looked at each other, evil, this must be evil.

Kaori: This mushroom is amazing, it's a must-have at home!

She is not afraid of being discovered, she wishes that someone would see her, anyway, it is not her who is embarrassed, Kaori cried loudly: "Grandpa, you put down the pillow quickly!" ”

She shouted heartbreakingly, and in an instant, the people around who had turned off the lights immediately lit kerosene lamps, like the Wang family next door, which was always on the front line of eating melons, Wang Yicheng thought of Kaori to do things and dare to start, but he didn't expect it to start so quickly.

"Grandpa!" As soon as this heart-rending cry came out, he rushed down to the ground, grabbed his shoes and ran out, and was the first to run up the wall.

1st place!

Chapter 79: The Great Scuffle

Old man Gu has a pillow in his left hand, a pillow in his right hand, a broom under his arm, and is wearing autumn clothes and cotton pants, and his style is very unrestrained.

He cried out, "My love, no one can separate us, I will take you away!" ”

He was barefoot and didn't wear shoes, and his socks were torn with a hole, and his thumbs were exposed, but Old Man Gu was not afraid of the cold, and he had a confused impression that he had won the favor of many girls, but Grandma Wu, an old immortal, wanted to destroy his happiness.

Grandma Wu, an old woman, actually wants to monopolize him, how can she be virtuous, why should she!

Old man Gu kissed the pillow on his left side and said to himself, "What, are you willing to give me all the savings you have saved?" ”

He looked at the pillow on the right again: "What, you want to support me too?" And you will give me ten or eight sons? ”

He looked down at the broom again: "Ah, can you ask my father-in-law to arrange a job for me and be a big cadre?" Okay, good, you're good, you're all good. ”

He smiled happily at the sky and shouted: "I, Old Man Gu, is indeed the son of destiny, I know that although I have been stumbling for so many years, God will not forget me, and I will definitely have a good future." Those who look down on me, you are out of luck! Bad luck! ”

The Gu family all came out of the house, and they were all really drunk and drunk without drinking.

Gu Rin saw that his brother and brother were blinded, and quickly stepped forward: "Dad, what's wrong with you?" Come home with me. You've drunk too much, so let's not make trouble in the yard. ”

This is yelling in the yard for fear that others won't hear it, right? As soon as he looked up, he saw several heads of the Wang family, and Wang Yicheng waved to him enthusiastically. His face darkened a little. Look at your mother!

Looking to the other side, the person on the right was also leaning on the wall to look at him, smiling awkwardly at him, and his face was a little darker.

He took a deep breath and looked at the door, uh, there were people at the door who were probing their brains again.

He couldn't bear it anymore: "Look at what you see! ”

Everyone is smiling, no one is leaving, why do you want to leave such a lively thing?

Gu Rin grabbed Old Man Gu and wanted to pull the broom down, but Old Man Gu's backhand was a slap, snap!

It's unceremonious.

He stared at Gu Rin and said, "You bastard, you're still not my son anymore?" I coveted my own little mother, look at it, this is my person! ”

Gu Rin took a deep breath and exhaled: "Dad, this is a broom!" ”

Mommy's ass!

It's a broom, a broom!

Old man Gu roared: "You bastard, you actually scolded your little mother for being a broom star, why did I give birth to such an unfilial thing as you, I know, I know that you are complaining about your mother, I know that several of you are towards your mother." But you don't look at your mother's wrinkled old face, what else am I interested in? ”

As soon as Grandma Wu came out, she snorted, fell to the ground, and cried: "You have a bad conscience, you actually say this about me, how can you, how can you!" ”

Old man Gu pointed at Grandma Wu and shouted, "Look, you see her like a shrew, stupid, like a sow, where do I get along?" ”

He bowed his head and kissed the broom and said, "We are true love." ”

"it!"

"Gross!"

This broom sweeps the yard, how clean can this yard be? It's disgusting to look at.

He actually kissed like this?

It doesn't matter if it's a son or a daughter-in-law, it's unbelievable at this time, why did this old man suddenly fall into evil spirits when he was such a shrewd person?

But outside, they don't dare to say that, if they do, it will be promoting feudal superstition.

Although everyone thought so in their hearts, they still said, "Dad, you're drunk, come home with me." ”

Gu Rin: "Big brother, second brother, fourth brother, you come and help me." ”

This old man is quite energetic, and it is good for them to drag talents together.

Old man Gu: "Get out, you unfilial son!" ”

"Dad, you really drank too much."

Old man Gu: "Drink too much?" I think you're trying to hurt me, why do you drink too much? Are you jealous of me? I'm infinitely charming, but you don't even have a daughter-in-law, are you jealous of me, aren't you! I've seen through you! ”

He opened his teeth and claws, and his eyes were bigger than a cow: "So many girls love me, it's useless for you to be jealous." That's how charismatic I am. ”

Gu family: "......"

Wall-onlookers party: "......"

Wang Yicheng asked sincerely: "Uncle Gu, how many girls like you?" ”

Old man Gu looked at the smiling faces of the girls in front of him, hazy: "There are eight out of ten, it's normal for a man like me to like me." ”

Wang Yicheng sighed: "Then you are always amazing." ”

He looked at the pillow, then at the broom, and said to himself, "This girl in your family is so "good-looking".