My dad is the control group of the male protagonist of the chronicle verse 223
"I absolutely am."
He Sizhu'er: "Enough, don't talk about it, damn, can you stop mentioning this matter!" Gu family, if you want it, kneel down for me! ”
Of course I still want it, but what's the deal with kneeling?
A man has gold under his knees, and if he kneels like this, how will he see people in the village in the future?
Isn't He Sizhuer a little shorter when I see him in the future? But if you don't kneel, it's not filial piety. This is also a shame in the village, what a dilemma. The Gu family looked at each other, all thinking about letting each other come up with an idea.
Gu Rin saw the confused and helpless expressions of several brothers, and said in his heart that he was really the only one in this family who could afford the door.
He coughed and said, "Isn't there still any?" Let's give it a try, if it works, if it doesn't work, no matter how much it is poured, it is useless. ”
"Yes, yes, the third is right."
"There's still some in this urinal."
Gu Rin immediately: "Then big brother come on." ”
Boss Gu: "Okay." ”
Sister-in-law Gu pursed her lips, a little disgusted, but there are so many people, it's hard to stop it.
Boss Gu walked towards Old Man Gu step by step, and was about to bring the urine basin to his mouth, but the old man suddenly kicked hard in a frenzy, Boss Gu: "Ah! ”
The urine bowl flew into the sky, and he fell to the ground.
Old man Gu scolded: "You damn thing, I knew you wanted to poison me to inherit the family property!" ”
He said angrily, "Don't think you can do whatever you want with me tied. ”
He learned He Sizhu'er's hand, although his arms were tied, but his head was movable, he directly raised his head and bumped into Grandma Wu, and Grandma Wu's nosebleed spurted out at once.
"Alas, I'll go, and the fight will start again."
Although Old Man Gu's arms were tied, his legs were still able to move, and he instantly moved in a serpentine position, entangled with his own family, and saw everyone exclaiming. It was the first time for Wang Yicheng to take care of the old man's combat effectiveness, but he didn't expect that this old guy was really powerful.
I can fight.
But, soon, the old man began to run around.
"Ahh
"Run, run!"
"Oh my god, I can't do it."
Everyone dodged.
There's no way, they're not afraid of fighting, but this old man was splashed with boy urine just now. Who can bear this.
"Mom, hurry up."
"This old man is really evil."
"Why don't you go out and inquire about the goddess?"
"Don't talk nonsense, this is feudal superstition, and besides, where is there a goddess now."
"That's right."
Wang Yicheng leaned on the wall and commanded: "Come into the house quickly, enter the house and lock the door." Run out of the yard and hold the door and chair! Erlai Zima, hurry up and run out! ”
He broke his heart for everyone.
It's as tiring to watch the excitement as the fighting.
"Aunt Zhu, to the left, quick!"
Aunt Zhu stumbled out, panting, and said, "Oh, mom, I'm scared to death." ”
"Why don't you knock someone unconscious?"
I don't know who proposed it, but everyone thinks it's really right, otherwise if this is a night of trouble, who can bear it.
"What's going on, you see he's so wet all over his body, what should I do if I get this wet?"
"Don't they care about their own families? There is no such thing, right? ”
There was a chaos at the scene, and at this time, Gu Rin really couldn't stand it, and shouted: "Mom, what do you say." ”
Several sons were embarrassed to dodge the fight, and several daughters-in-law were not the same, and they all ran into the house out of breath. I really can't see what this father-in-law can do.
"Mom, you make the decision!"
Grandma Wu fell several times, and she was also in pain all over her body, and when she saw her old man like this, she only felt very heartbroken. The old man of their family usually wants to save face. She didn't expect to encounter such a big thing, she felt uncomfortable, but she also felt that she couldn't let the old man continue.
She took a deep breath and shouted, "You guys knock your father unconscious!" ”
Gu Rin: "Big brother is here." ”
Boss Gu: "Second brother, you should come." I'm bored. ”
Gu Laoer: "Fourth, you come." ”
Gu Laosi looked at a few useless brothers and said, "You guys are really some cowards!" ”
He scolded, directly carried the flat shoulder, and smashed it on the head of the old man Gu, and the old man Gu fell to the ground in response.
"Old man!" Grandma Wu screamed heartbreakingly.
Others: "...... It's finally stopped. ”
Gu Rin: "Mom, let's find a medicine box and take a look, our family is injured." ”
Grandma Wu: "What do you see, you can't die, just such a small injury, what does it cost?" You don't look at how much has happened to your family since last year, how can there be any money? Don't look at it! ”
Gu Laosi: "Mom." It's a head-but-a-head, don't look at what line of work. You're not going to save money at this time, are you? ”
Grandma Wu said unnaturally: "This saving money is what it should be, you carry your father into the house, and I will see if it is serious." ”
"Mom......"
"Okay, let's talk about it, how will it show you, if you take money, you will go and see it."
She is really reluctant to spend money, and besides, she is just making a fuss, where is the death hand? She felt fine.
Grandma Wu: "You are still young, you have never experienced anything, you have never seen the world, this injury is nothing." ”
"This ......"
Several brothers of the Gu family have all hung up the lottery, some of them are with their father, and some are with He Sizhuer.
All in all, not very pleasant.
"Your dad said that if you sleep, maybe the yellow skin will leave on his own."
"Mom......"
Grandma Wu was very persistent, and the other members of the Gu family had no choice but to carry it by themselves. It's so crazy, I don't even look at the doctor for this injury, it's really a slam on the door.
It is said that Aunt Tian next door slammed the door, and now it seems that his mother is really not far behind.
This lively and lively energy finally ended with the fall of Old Man Gu, but everyone gathered around the door and didn't want to leave, Old Man Gu was carried into the house, but they pulled the courtyard door open again, and they couldn't wait to squat on the kang head to watch the excitement.
Boss Gu went out and took out the demeanor of the eldest brother of the Gu family: "Disperse, everyone disperse, my dad is asleep, it's okay." ”
"Why are you asleep, aren't you faint?"
"It's not the same thing to be knocked out and fall asleep."
"Who's to say it isn't."
"Shut up."
Everyone was chattering, and Boss Gu coughed and said, "My dad is ......"
"What's going on in your house? How did all this come together? At this time, the captain Tian Jianguo came, and he was always on the road of belatedly.
"I heard that there was a fight in your house, what the hell is going on? Everyone is a village, and we must unite and live in harmony. Tian Jianguo came late, but there are a lot of big truths: "You can't do this." ”
"There were no fights, there were no fights in our family." Gu Rin opened his eyes and said nonsense, and said directly: "My dad just drank too much and was crazy about drinking, in fact, people are fine, just sober up tomorrow." ”
Tian Jianguo looked at Gu Rin, Gu Rin pursed his lips and said, "Captain, it's really fine." ”
The captain glanced at Gu Rin deeply and said, "That's good, don't drink so much when you're old, you can't bear it if you toss your children." ”
He wished that Gu Rin would think of an excuse by himself, otherwise what would he say?
What do you say about the yellow skin?
It's a joke.
The fight in the village has never been clear, it is basically trivial, the public says that the public is reasonable, and the mother says that the mother is reasonable, if the lawsuit is really broken, then this matter is not over. So he never arrives "on time", you guys make trouble, I'll clean up the mess when it's enough, and it's over.
Anyway, their village hasn't really played well in the past few decades.
At most, it will hurt the muscles and bones for 100 days, but it is not more serious.
So he is really not willing to give them these trivial lawsuits.
"Since it's okay, then I won't take care of it much, and your family will take care of the old man. Oh yes, do you have to call the medicine box? He asked kindly.
Wang Yicheng leaned on the wall and horned: "Grandma Wu doesn't do it, he is not willing to give money." ”
He sighed sincerely: "The medicine box is already very cheap, and I am not willing to spend it, my son must have picked it up." ”
Several gay men in the Gu family: "......"
Gu Rin couldn't bear it again: "If you don't speak, you can die, right?" ”
Wang Yicheng: "Okay, don't say it." You see, it's not good to be angry all the time. ”
Erlai Zi's mother couldn't stand it, and said: "You Gu Sanzi, why don't you know what to do, there is no malice in saying this, and your mother doesn't spend a lot of money." On weekdays, I don't hear your mother pay attention to Tian Qiaohua's door, saying that you have to taste the saltiness when the dung truck passes by, your mother always says this, we think your mother is generous. This is clearly not as good as Lao Tian. ”
"Yes."
"He's better than Lao Tian."
"The little girl in Lao Tian's family went to see a doctor when she was sick, and she was a girl."
"Who's to say it isn't."
Everyone discussed, Tian Qiaohua raised her chin slightly, a little more complacent. As a women's director, she is not comparable to ignorant women, she is not as eccentric as others, she is the same as a male and a female baby.
Tian Qiaohua smiled, Wang Yicheng glanced at his mother, and said: "That's not, my mother is stupid and doesn't like to defend, in fact, my mother's ideological consciousness is different from ordinary people." Let's go out and inquire who has so many children going to school at the same time. My mother will not treat boys and children differently, the most fair and just, and good for children. Sanya was sick first, but my mother didn't send people to the health center at all. ”