Chapter 253: Zhao Kuangyin: Can the slap sound?
Face project, there is nothing new under the sun.
Since ancient times, face engineering has been indispensable and indispensable from ancient times to the present. In order to calm the topic, it costs more money than it does to solve the problem, which is a lot of money.
Far from it, let's just say that in order to solve the nuclear sewage problem, the book spends much more money on topics in public opinion than it does on solving problems.
In the eyes of the Great Song Dynasty monarchs, if you can spend a little money to settle things, then it is not a matter.
To fight, you have to fight hard.
You can't work hard, how can you make money if you work hard?
It's hard to make money. Spending money is to make better money, that's the truth.
Zhao Heng's small account is very clear, not only him, but also Wang Qinruo and others, who understand it more than one another.
This is what makes people speechless, whether it is facing the Liao State or the Jin State, it is like bowing in front of the plaster flag, like a dog without a backbone.
When it came to "I Chao, Yuan", the Great Song Dynasty stood up. However, it's like a car hitting a tree, you know that you have a turn, a big snot flowing into your mouth, you know you have shaken it, a stock has gone up, you know you have to buy it, you have made a mistake and you have to be sentenced, you know you have to repent. At this time, the Great Song Dynasty, which was hardened to resist the Yuan, was already like a mud cow entering the sea.
It's over! Can you win seven games in Chuzhou, Zhenzhou, Yangpingguan, Luzhou, Jingxiang, Xiangfan, and Yashan? It's very blue.
Zhao Heng, who has ended his mental internal friction, can be said to be stress-free and light, originally he belonged to the kind of person who let Wang Qinruo create auspiciousness, but now he himself believes that the heavenly book auspicious charm is real.
In fact, sometimes, Zhao Heng also secretly asked Wang Qinruo, and he also wanted to support him, but he received the following answer.
Our Great Song should hoe the strong and help the weak!
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Then why didn't you send troops to the Sixteen Prefectures of Yanyun to help the righteous people resist Da Liao?
Because Da Liao is too powerful.
After realizing that Da Liao was too powerful, Zhao Heng chose to lie down.
Entering October, Zhao Heng couldn't hold back his restless heart, and after a series of superficial acts of humility, he finally decided to lead the civil and military officials to Mount Tai to seal Zen!
On the first day of October, Zhao Heng began a vegetarian fast in order to show his devotion to Feng Zen.
On the third day of the first month of October, Zhao Heng ordered Wang Sizong to be the envoy of the examination system, followed his car to Mount Tai eastward, and instructed him to collect the official achievements, civil suffering, and strange talents along the way.
On the fourth day of October, under the guidance of the luxury jade car carrying the Book of Heaven, Zhao Heng and his party began to walk out of the Qianyuan Gate and officially went to Mount Tai.
The Son of Heaven travels, or goes out of Mount Tai to seal Zen, and the momentum is naturally huge. In order to demonstrate the "national strength" of the Great Song Dynasty, Zhao Heng did not hesitate to open the treasury and spend a huge amount of money, but also slapped his swollen face and filled this fat man.
Along the way, officials from all over the country, as well as the people, reported the production of auspiciousness, and Zhao Heng, who got the good news, began to wave his hand again, frequently rewarding officials, soldiers and people, a good group of singing and dancing, and a happy scene.
After some tossing, not only the people suffered along the way, but also the bureaucrats were somewhat miserable. But at least Zhao Heng doesn't pick the door, he really scatters coins, so everyone endures it.
Fortunately, Zhao Heng successfully arrived at the foot of Mount Tai, which made the subjects breathe a sigh of relief.
To seal Zen, then naturally you can't help but bring the "Book of Heaven".
Moreover, in Zhao Heng's sealing Zen, the Book of Heaven can play an important role.
On October 20, Zhao Heng arrived in Qianfeng County and stationed in Fenggao Palace.
On October 23, Zhao Heng officially began to climb the mountain, and the ceremony of sealing Zen was grandly unveiled.
A few days ago, the mountain guards had blocked the mountain road and forbade people from entering the mountain. Early in the morning, the forbidden soldiers checked both sides of the mountain road again, and then took two steps and one sentry along the way, guarding the road until the top of the Taiping.
For the safety of Zhao Heng, it can be described as painstaking. Even if Zhao Heng fell eighteen plates, he could be stopped by the forbidden army's human flesh sandbag before he fell two steps.
Zhao Heng is pious, but he is always a weak scholar emperor, not as full of physical strength as the kind of immediate son of heaven. Moreover, as an emperor, his treatment must be different, Zhao Heng climbed the mountain by foot, Zhao Yuanwei, the king of Yaxianning, Zhao Yuanyan, the king of Shu, and Chen Yaosuo, who made Lu Bo, follow, and they were not qualified to sit on the step, and each person gave two horizontal boards, and they were led up by their relatives.
But even if that's the case, it's effortless. Anyone who climbs a mountain regularly knows that going up a mountain is a physical task.
Whenever he reached a steep place, Zhenzong walked down. It's not that he is so sympathetic to the sedan chair that carries him, but mainly because he is worried that the person who carries the sedan chair will not be able to bear it, so he will even sell it to him with the sedan chair.
In the golden autumn of October, the mountain breeze is sassy, the autumn is high and cool, and the sky is high and the clouds are light. The green grass on both sides of the mountain road is paved with green cypresses. Mount Tai is a thousand-year-old famous mountain, the first of the five mountains, and has the reputation of "the return of the five mountains does not look at the mountain", and the scenery is naturally pleasant. Zhao Heng's mood can be described as extraordinarily comfortable.
For people like him who climb mountains with strength, his body is not tired, and his mood is naturally good. So, that night, Zhao Heng stayed at the top of the mountain.
On October 24th, Zhenzong enjoyed the god of Haotian in Yuantai, and Taizu and Taizong deserved to enjoy. He also ordered the ministers to enjoy the five emperors and gods on the altar, the honor guard made the book of heaven on the left of the god of Haotian, and the middle book servant Zhou began to read the jade book and jade. Zhenzong drank the blessing wine, and the great gift made Wang Dan kneel and worship the clouds: "God gave the emperor the Taiyi God Book, and the cycle began again and again, and the people of Sui Zhao were forever." "After the three offerings, the gold and jade cabinet was sealed and placed in the stone case, and the regent Feng Zheng surrendered to the gold cabinet and will be sealed as a prisoner. Shinjong ascended the platform to inspect it, and then returned to the Imperial Command. Wang Dan led the ministers to congratulate, and shouted long live on the mountain and down the mountain.
The Heavenly Book Shrine had a significant impact on the politics and finances of the Zhenzong Dynasty. Dongfeng Taishan alone cost more than 8 million yuan. In the early period of Zhao Heng's reign, after nearly 40 years of economic recovery, the world was rich and financially sound. However, due to the tossing and turning of pretending to be a god, the savings of the previous generation were almost squandered, and in his later years, "the inner storage was slightly empty". "History of the Song Dynasty: Zhenzong Ji" commented that the book of heaven is enshrined as "a country's monarchs and ministers are like madness". Mingren Li Zhen also said: "The dignified monarch and minister, for this glamorous thing, it is ridiculous and lamentable. ”
Song Zhenzong hoped to prove the legitimacy of his imperial dynasty and the exclusive status of the Central Plains. But this is just a waste of money and a whitewash of peace. Thirty years later, Liao proposed to increase the "protection fee" of the year, and the Western Xia later also put forward the request for the year. Later, while the Song Dynasty provided Jin with New Year's coins, he also called him a vassal, and the "internal and external troubles" of the Song Dynasty became increasingly serious. In any way, Song Zhenzong did not reach the strength of Fengzen Taishan. Ancient Chinese emperors Feng Chan is the highest standard worship ceremony, Sima Qian specially wrote in the "Historical Records of Feng Zen Book": "The long of each life, then the seal of Zen answers, and the decline and rest" words, that is to say, only the king of the prosperous era is qualified to seal Mount Tai.
What no one expected was that it was Zhao Heng's wife, Liu E, who finally ended this "Book from Heaven" farce.
After Zhao Heng's death, Liu E decisively gave him the so-called "Book of Heaven" and buried him in the tomb together.
Or else? Leave it out and be embarrassed? She Liu E is also a female middle school Yaoshun, and she can't afford to lose this person.
Presumably, every time she thinks of being buried with Zhao Heng in a hundred years, Liu E's heart will not be too happy.
At what level, you also want to be buried with me?
However, this Zen ceremony will obviously not pass so plainly.
In the plane that Li Qing is targeting, it is impossible to do so.
Just when Zhao Heng bowed to the tablet of Song Taizu Zhao Kuangyin, he puffed up a big hand from Zhao Kuangyin's tablet, and covered his face with a big-eared melon seed to Zhao Heng, who was still saluting.
Can the slap ring?
This sudden big-eared melon seed slapped Zhao Heng's face, making an earth-shattering "pop".
Zhao Heng's big face began to swell at the speed of the first universe, and it was high and swollen almost instantly, so red that it could compete with the monkey's ass for the red light.
This slap not only stunned Zhao Heng, but also the ministers.
Unlike Zhao Heng, the ministers watched Zhao Heng kneel down at Zhao Kuangyin's tablet, and saw a big hand emerge from Zhao Kuangyin's tablet, and he pasted Zhao Heng on the ground.
We don't dare to say, we don't dare to ask, is this the manifestation of Emperor Taizu?
Wang Dan stood in place expressionlessly, in fact, he was already smiling in his heart.
Heaven, earth, what angel (the messenger of heaven) gave me this breath!
Immediately after, he realized that this hand had emerged from Emperor Taizu's tablet.
A ridiculous thought rose in his mind.
Won't it ...... Hiss...... It's a special grandfather's manifestation, right?
The ministers could see it clearly, but Zhao Heng didn't know what was going on.
Since he was a child, he has never been beaten, let alone such a big fight.
Do you know how much damage a big fight does to an emperor?
"Escort!" Half an hour later, Zhao Heng, who had reacted, shouted loudly, and rolled back backwards.
However, as soon as he finished saying this, in his frightened eyes, first of all, his father Zhao Guangyi ...... That is, Zhao Jiong's tablet moved.
After Zhao Guangyi's tablet, a small car was suddenly hung up.
Then, his uncle Zhao Kuangyin's tablet flew on top of the small car, and even reached out and took out a whip in the void and drew it on Zhao Guangyi's tablet.
Zhao Guangyi's tablet let out a donkey's bark, and he pulled the cart and headed towards Zhao Heng.
Subsequently, in the eyes of everyone who were either frightened, or playful, or watching a play, or eating melons, Zhao Kuangyin's tablet chased Zhao Heng left and right to open the bow is more than 1,600 big mouths.
The forbidden army who was called up to escort him didn't dare to move when they saw this Western scene.
What to move? Is this especially Emperor Taizong pulling Emperor Taizu to smoke the ear scraper of the current emperor, who is impatient to live when he is full? Dare to come over and meddle with such a nossy thing?
Of course, the ministers didn't dare to care, or some people didn't want to care at all. Especially Wang Dan, he is even a little happy to see it.
Anyway, on the whole, he is not very optimistic about this Zen farce, since Taizu Taizong has appeared, then he, a courtier, is not qualified to care.
I'm up, it's been a second to scrape my ears, what is there to say?
Zhao Heng covered his face, enduring the big-eared melon seeds with his head covered his face, and his heart was extremely bitter.
He still feels that he is quite aggrieved, why does this uncle and father beat him?
"This ...... Quickly protect ......" Wang Qinruo was halfway through his words, and was covered by Wang Dan.
Wang Qinruo whined, his eyes widened like brass bells, as if asking why he was stopped from shouting.
"Since the Yi family, what is the matter?" is really worthy of the surname Wang, Wang Dan's face is light and light, as if he is saying something that is not very relevant to him.
Actually, it has nothing to do with him.
Uncles and fathers teach their sons, and it is their turn to oppose them, who are courtiers?
However, this ingredient has to be checked, whether it is the descendant of the Langya Wang family.
Wang Dan actually had an opinion on Zhao Heng for a long time, and it wasn't a matter of a day or two.
Wang Dan is loyal and thrifty, knows people well, governs the body wisely, and is good at resolving political disputes. He has been in power for 18 years, and he has been pragmatic and hardworking. However, he has never expressed public opposition to Zhao Heng's "East and West Worship", which has been criticized by later generations.
But in reality, these criticisms are really embarrassing.
You can't expect Wang Dan to stop Zhao Heng, who is full of Zen and heart, right?
That Zhao Hengdu did not hesitate to bribe him with the respect of the Son of Heaven to bribe him a courtier. At this time, if you don't know how to lift, then the future end will not be too good.
Even if it is Wei Zheng, who was born in the Dazhong Xiangfu years, he must be a shrunken bird.
If you make a direct admonition, who will score the score. For Li Shimin, that's completely fine, after all, Li Shimin said that his heart is really big. But if it's for the old Zhao family...... That's still it.
But if you don't say it, it doesn't mean that Wang Dan has no opinion in his heart. For Taizu Taizong's manifestation and violent beating of Zhao Heng, Wang Dan's heart was really as sweet as drinking honey.
Bah! I said you're fast, aren't you? You say wait a minute.
Under the beating of Zhao Kuangyin's tablet, Zhao Heng already had a blue nose and swollen face, and two of his front teeth were lost.
Now he is not much better than Aunt Baiyun, who has been gloriously laid off with two white front teeth.
But the difference with Aunt Baiyun is that he, Zhao Heng, is indeed a celebrity.
It's hard to be a person, and it's even harder to be a celebrity.
"What are you doing in a daze? Escort! Taking advantage of the respite, Zhao Heng turned his head and shouted.
"Official, this ...... This is the tablet manifestation of Emperor Taizu and Emperor Taizong, and the ministers are ......not good," the commander of the forbidden army said with a look of embarrassment.
"What Emperor Taizu and Emperor Taizong! This is obviously a demon possessed by mountain spirits and wild monsters! Listening to the words of the commander of the forbidden army, Zhao Heng was so angry that he blew his beard and glared.
He didn't want to accept it from the bottom of his heart, Emperor Taizu and Emperor Taizong wanted to appear together and beat him.
In Zhao Heng's view, he is the eldest brother of Feng Chan, and that is the existence of the old Zhao family's glory to the ancestors. Besides, hasn't this Zen always been your dream? How can you be so double-standard?
As soon as Zhao Heng's words came out, the forbidden soldiers glanced at each other, since the emperor had already decided, what ......
Just as the forbidden army wanted to help, a voice resounded throughout the audience.
"I'm a demon, so what are you?!"
(Ask for a commuter pass)
(End of chapter)
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