Da Song's jokes are too stalked, whether it is the parties or the audience, it will inevitably sound emotional.

It's just that the person concerned is angry, and the audience is smiling.

But jokes are also told by whom. If it is said that the courtiers tell jokes, then I am afraid that the guillotine will be eaten to their heart's content. But now it's the immortal master telling jokes, even if the parties have opinions, they have to hold back.

Lao Zhao himself doesn't care, anyway, it's his younger brother and nephew who are ashamed. But after all, it is also the Zhao family, and in front of so many people, the face is still a little unbearable.

Besides, as far as Zhao Guangyi's donkey day's letter ball, he ran away without two slaps?

"You're on your knees!" Zhao Kuangyin looked at Zhao Guangyi angrily, still unable to understand his hatred, and stretched out his foot and kicked twice.

These two kicks were very real, and Zhao Guangyi was kicked so hard that he grinned, and it was obvious that it hurt.

"Tell you, show me a good look, and see how I went on the Northern Expedition!" Zhao Kuangyin glared at his younger brother: "How did Lao Tzu teach you to play with knives back then, and now Lao Tzu will teach you how to fight!" ”

"I ...... I will fight......" Zhao Guangyi was still whispering: "It's all generals who don't have enough lives......"

Zhao Kuangyin was furious when he heard this, and he kicked again: "Into you...... If you enter your mother-in-law, you will send the Pingrong Wanquan Formation, which is also called a war? ”

He originally wanted to say "join your mother", but he couldn't help it and changed it to his mother-in-law.

This person, who has been with Lao Zhu for a long time, will inevitably learn some bits and pieces in his mouth. It's okay to say this to others, but you can't say it to Zhao Guangyi and Zhao Tingmei, even if these two people don't succeed anymore.

The "Pingrong Wanquan Array" is a set of combat formations made by Zhao Guangyi during his reign, named "Pingrong Wanquan", which can be seen as a proud work and a meaning of all-round response to border troubles. After the introduction of this law, it was put into practice in the army and border defense.

In the historical books of the Song Dynasty, except for a few empty words that the courtiers sang the praises of the "Pingrong Wanquan Array", there was no record of its effectiveness, and the relevant battle examples also revealed the fact that the imperial formation of Song Taizong could not be used in actual combat.

For example, in October of the fourth year of Taiping Xingguo, not long after the defeat of the first Northern Expedition to Youzhou, the Liao army launched a southern attack, and the main forces of the Song and Liao sides faced each other in Mancheng. Song Taizong pre-"give the formation map, divided into eight formations, so as to engage", the Song army according to the map of the array, the gap between the formations is quite large, "the array is a hundred steps apart, the soldiers are suspicious, slightly no fighting spirit", this can be regarded as the predecessor of the "Pingrong Wanquan Array".

General Zhao Yanjin believed that "our division is a star cloth, and its momentum is suspended", and advocated changing the formation and "attacking it together". Coach Cui Han did not dare to "change the summons without authorization", and only when Zhao Yanjin and others took the initiative to take responsibility did they change the army to two formations in the front and rear, "in front and behind", and concentrated his forces to attack and won a complete victory. The victory in the city was the result of the general's flexibility and adaptability, which just proved the stupidity and failure of the dogmatic formation and formation diagram taught by Song Taizong.

And Zhao Guangyi didn't have any B number in his heart, but he was proud, feeling that his formation was perfect-so that he named it "Wanquan", Chen Hongli was ashamed of himself-I only dare to call it perfect, you will be perfect, right?

Zhao Guangyi, who had no points in his heart, was proud of his masterpieces, and often gave him a formation plan to dominate the generals, which seriously violated the basic principle of using troops, so that the commanders did not dare to make necessary adjustments to the imperial plan according to the battlefield situation, still less could they give full play to their enthusiasm for active combat, and had to deal with them passively.

And friends who often lead troops in battle know that the battlefield is changing rapidly, and fighters are fleeting. Even if you rely on asking for instructions to fight, you don't even want to catch up with any hot dishes, let alone fight with a pre-formulated formation map? As a qualified commander, you must truly understand the intentions of your superiors, truly understand them thoroughly, and truly understand the status and role of the tasks you have received in the overall situation of the campaign and battle.

Only in this way can we give full play to our own subjective initiative, break through the box, have the courage and creativity to find new ways in new situations, be courageous, be determined to be strong, be ruthless, dare to win a complete victory, and have a strong attempt and ambition to eat the enemy.

It's just that Zhao Guangyi is too ordinary, and he is too confident.

"I don't believe it, I'm just ......" Before Zhao Guangyi finished speaking, he was embarrassed by Zhao Kuangyin with three punches.

"I! I! Dog's Foot! Zhao Kuangyin said angrily: "In front of me, you are also worthy of being called me?" ”

Zhao Guangyi took three punches, and he was really honest, and he never spoke again.

He didn't dare to say it, and he would have to be beaten again, so it was better to shut up and not speak.

Zhao Kuangyin waved his hand and ordered someone to bring Zhao Guangyi back to Zhenguan Dynasty and let him continue to serve his sentence.

When the chicken has finished eating the rice, the dog has finished licking the noodles, and the fire has broken the lock, he will naturally be released after completing his sentence.

After Zhao Guangyi was taken away, Zhao Kuangyin looked at the Song army assembled under the city tower and announced the Northern Expedition.

In the eyes of the people, this is a rare thing, and at the same time it is a thing to lift their spirits.

Since the two failures of Zhao Guangyi, Taizong of the Song Dynasty, and the fact that the emperor Zhao Heng won the battle in the city of Lanzhou and had to pay compensation every year, the Song people felt that they could not raise their heads when facing the Liao people.

Especially in Bianliang City, at the foot of the Son of Heaven, the first good district, I already feel that I am both prosperous and lose with the country. The most important thing is that Bianliang City, as the capital of the Great Song Dynasty, has foreigners shuttling here all the year round. The soft bones of the court, and the people of them are also not hard at the hands of foreigners, which is equivalent to the backbone of the bones being broken.

Now that Emperor Taizu is here and is going on a northern expedition with his troops, it is really ......

We all hope that Emperor Taizu will return, the one with the black face and goatee.

Someone even made up a song that said, "My parents say all day long that the old days were good, a long time ago, in the era of Emperor Taizu, in the era when grandpa pursued grandma." My grandfather swore that only fifty years ago, the waters of the Bianhe River were still clear and the imperial court had won many battles; And grandma said seriously that when she was a girl, she could drink the water of the Bianhe River without getting sick."

Although this is complaining about the imperial court, it can actually see the aspirations of the people.

I don't know who took the lead in shouting "Long live my emperor", and then, the people of the entire Bianliang City were shouting long live our emperor, even the Kaibao Song army brought by Zhao Kuangyin, as well as the forbidden troops in Bianliang City, were shouting along.

The current forbidden army is not like a few decades later, although it is a bit degraded and has some redundant troops, but at least for now, it is not completely rotten to the roots.

It's rotten, but it's not all rotten.

Kaibao Song Jun is an authentic Tiance training, and the teachers invited are all the same characters as Li Jing and Li Ji. The training regulations of the Tiance Army are completely in accordance with the training methods of the later armies.

The army has its own strict rules and regulations, and military discipline and military style have become very strict under Li Qing's obsessive-compulsive requirements.

Now that the Kaibao Song army stood on the ground, it could be seen that it was obviously different from the forbidden army of the Zhenzong Dynasty.

The forbidden army of the Zhenzong Dynasty had to stand there with a spear, or lean on something, and it was so loose that it was very loose; And the Kaibao Song army went to that station, like a javelin, straight there, unwavering.

"It's really a teacher of bears and tigers!" Wang Dan stroked his beard and commented with a smile.

He saw that those Song troops were completely unarmoured, but in line with the principle that he didn't know the soldiers, didn't know what the situation of the Taizu Dynasty was now, and couldn't put his beak too much, he chose to be silent.

But he was silent, and naturally he couldn't keep his mouth shut.

Originally in Jingde for three years, he was squeezed out by Wang Qinruo and others, and Kou Zhun, who went to Shaanzhou to be the governor, has been rehabilitated by Zhao Kuangyin and returned to the center, serving as a privy envoy and Tongping Zhangshi.

Kou Lao Xi'er is different from ordinary Wenchen, he is a soldier. Although it is said that "the white knife goes in and the green knife comes out, piercing your bitter gall; The anecdote allusion of the white knife in and the yellow knife out, I pierce your is made up, but Kou Lao Xi'er is indeed quite insightful in military strategy, which can be seen in the process of persuading Zhao Heng to personally conquer Lanzhou City.

"Official, why don't you wear armor for this Kaibao Army?" Kou Zhun asked worriedly beside Zhao Kuangyin.

The Song Dynasty was relatively lenient, so there was not so much talk between the monarchs and ministers in ordinary times, and there was no need to kneel on the ground to ask for capital crimes before giving advice - generally this situation appeared in formal occasions.

How many times have I said that when you work, you have to call your position!

"Ping Zhong doesn't need to worry, the Kaibao Army has been learning new tactics all year round, and my Kaibao Army has just ordered a batch of Tang-style equipment from Datang, and the firepower has been greatly strengthened." Zhao Kuangyin stroked his beard and said with a smile: "You don't need to wear armor, Ping Zhong just needs to look at it." ”

Kou Zhun had sharp eyes, saw the artillery dragged behind the lightning of "Tang Bao", pointed and asked, "Official, what is that?" ”

"Artillery," Zhao Kuangyin stroked his beard and said with a smile: "This is the god of war, I have brought a full artillery division this time, as long as they fire at the same time, it will erode dozens of miles in an instant." ”

Kou Zhun's eyes were obviously full of disbelief, just this "little thing"? How much energy can it have, and it will erode dozens of miles in an instant, why can't you go to the sky?

He has seen a lot of exaggerated rhetorical devices like this. Let's just say that the Lushan Waterfall is indeed spectacular, but it is not as exaggerated as "the Milky Way falls for nine days". If you scale it according to the scale that the literati are accustomed to...... This erosion of dozens of miles, after scaling, can also shatter a room?

Zhao Kuangyin also knew that he didn't believe it, people, he always had doubts about things he hadn't seen, not to mention that this thing was beyond his cognition.

Lao Zhao had a good temper, and he didn't think he was angry, so he patted Kou Zhun on the shoulder with a smile and said, "Ping Zhong doesn't need to worry, when the war starts, you will understand if you give you insight and insight." ”

With thoughts of going up and down, Kou Zhun sat in Lao Zhao's special command car in a daze.

It is said to be a command car, but it is actually a large-sized special RV. For this expedition, he brought a total of ten cars, and the ministers shared nine cars, and Kou Zhun was deeply loved by Zhao Kuangyin and shared one with him.

Kou Zhun said that he didn't dare, but his legs moved faster than anyone else, and his body was more honest than anyone else.

As he stepped into the car, Kou Zhun was deeply attracted by the luxurious accessories in front of him.

"Ping Zhong, don't be so restrained, come on, come on, play poker with me." Zhao Kuangyin smiled and sat on the edge of the mahjong table.

Yes, he has a mahjong machine in his car......

In order to avoid boredom on the way, he took it with him.

The Kaibao Song army, which came to this dynasty, has completely realized the mechanization of troop transportation. If it weren't for the cross-time and space war, the Song army of the Kaibao Dynasty could have taken a train to fight in various places. But now is a special period and a special situation after all, in order to reach the destination quickly, Zhao Kuangyin ordered the trucks of the whole army to be concentrated and sent to the Zhenzong Dynasty to participate in the battle.

The Great Song Dynasty is not very short of trucks now, after all, the trucks of the Zhenguan Dynasty are basically exported to the Song Dynasty. Big dog households are not short of money, and they are completely a "buy, buy, buy" attitude. Every time Zhao Kuangyin slapped the table, Li Shimin became a little red-eyed - without him, I don't know why, the degree of mineral enrichment in the Song Dynasty was more than the sum of his twenty planes in the Tang Dynasty.

Kou Zhun didn't have the heart to play cards, he sat by the window, looking at the more than 10,000 trucks, and his heart was mixed.

Is this Kaibao Dynasty already so powerful?

At this point, he was completely relieved.

The transportation capacity has been so subversive, and the combat effectiveness must not be bad.

He was now expecting the power of the cannon.

Seeing that Kou Zhun was looking outside with a heavy heart, Zhao Kuangyin did not persuade him, but called Lao Li and a few of them to start playing cards.

Li Qing went back early in the morning, and he didn't want to make up for this kind of excitement.

For Li Shimin, Kou Zhun is still very eager, after all, he is the most perfect boss in the eyes of the courtiers. Kou Zhun was upright, and because of his many straightforward admonitions, he was gradually reused by Zhao Guangyi. When there was a great drought in the spring of the second year of Chunhua, the ministers were all saying that it was the mandate of heaven, and only Kou Zhun used the doctrine of heaven and man induction as the basis to admonish and punish unfairly, and later found out that this was the case.

Although Zhao Guangyi has a good temper and is quite tolerant of his direct advice, but after all, he has a disgust after a long time, and in the second year of Taoism, because Kou Zhun is too upright, Zhao Guangyi sighed, "The mouse still understands people's minds, let alone people?" ", dismissed Kou Zhun as prime minister and demoted him to Dengzhou Renzhizhou.

A person like him who has a straightforward temperament and does not rub sand in his eyes, the most longed-for boss is Li Shimin.

Of course, Lao Li also likes Kou Zhun very much, he leaned on the back of the chair, and smiled and persuaded Zhao Kuangyin to bring Kou Zhun back to the Kaibao Dynasty, saying that it is easy to get money, but it is difficult to find direct ministers, not to mention that Kou Zhun has excellent talent and is the perfect "human mirror".

In fact, Lao Li was also a little suffocated, thinking that Wei Zheng can't just have it himself, you kid must also have your own human mirror.

Zhao Kuangyin snorted and chirped, and could only respond to Li Shimin's words because of his feelings.

The mood of every emperor is complicated - it can be described as love and hate. Love, what I love is that he is upright and upright, and he will say what he has to say, unlike some courtiers who play with you; Hate, that's really itchy at all, and sometimes it's too harsh to say it.

As the saying goes, lies don't hurt people, the truth is a quick knife, and sometimes, telling the truth is so harsh.

As the saying goes, good medicine is good for disease, and good words are good for deeds, which is the truth.

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