Chapter 261: Eat Li Zhuang's white meat and be a surface brother

Regarding the issue that Zhao Heng still has to serve a prison sentence, Yelu Longxu was unexpected.

He wasn't worried about Zhao Heng, but mainly worried about whether he would have to serve a prison sentence as a prisoner.

Zhao Kuangyin saw his troubles, so he said: "Yelu boy, don't worry, Zhao Heng is the emperor of the Song Dynasty, he is guilty, since I will punish him, you are a member of the Yelu family, and it is harmless to the Song Dynasty, it is not my turn to deal with it." ”

"That's good...... That's good......" Yelu Longxu wiped the beads of sweat from his forehead with his sleeve, as long as he didn't go to "serve his sentence" by himself, then everything was easy to say.

After wiping half of his sweat, he felt that something was wrong again, and immediately made a sad face: "Brother Huang, Brother Huang...... Kill the little brother too! ”

This performance was a little late, and the older generation of artist Cao Cao stood aside, looking at Yelu Longxu's unobtrusive acting skills, and felt that he was less distracted than Sima Zhao.

"It's a bad guy Sima Zhao is still pretending to be unconscious, you say he ......" Cao Cao whispered to Guan Yu beside him.

Unexpectedly, as soon as these words came out, Yelu Longxu "hiccuped" and pumped over.

Zhao Heng looked at the good brother in front of him with a black line on his face, and didn't say anything for a long time.

You say he's not interesting enough, he really tried his best to act; You say he's funny enough, he's not distracted yet.

"Don't ask for so much, people are just halfway brothers with you," Zhao Kuangyin stretched out his hand and patted Zhao Heng's shoulder: "It's not your own brother, it's good to do this part." ”

As he spoke, Zhao Kuangyin's mobile phone rang.

"Wait, I'll take the call." Zhao Kuangyin picked up his mobile phone and clicked on WeChat.

It's Li Qing's news.

After a while, he raised his head and said to Zhao Heng and Yelu Longxu: "The immortal master said to find a time, invite the two of you to eat a meal of Li Zhuang white meat, and be good brothers." ”

Zhao Kuangyin didn't say the sentence "eat Li Zhuang's white meat and be a surface brother" after all.

"Uncle Xie Huang cultivated." Yelu Longxu didn't lie down anymore, sat up straight, and saluted Zhao Kuangyin.

"You don't have to thank me, if you want to thank yourself." Zhao Kuangyin waved his hand, "Sometimes I envy Abaoji when I think about it, there are your group of competitive descendants...... Alas. ”

Lao Zhao began to sigh again that it is better to give birth to a son like a sheep, than to give birth to a son like a wolf.

Don't say it, don't say it. The current Lao Zhao may be able to chat with Li Shimin back then.

Children are always the good of other people's families. It should be said that except for Liu Bang, all the emperors present felt that they were not particularly satisfied with their descendants.

Liu Bang is not open-minded, he feels that the reason why he doesn't care is that his descendants are really good.

You just said that from Emperor Wen of the Han Dynasty to the Lord Adou of the Han Dynasty, how many real worms are there?

The old Zhao family is different, if you just look at martial arts, Che Zong is really a worm...... Including the emperor in the back, there are also insects in the majority, and Fabre is ecstatic and belongs to yes.

Yelu Longxu was sincerely afraid, saying that he could be favored by the immortals.

Li Qing actually felt unreliable, it was easy to say that Yelu Longxu returned like lightning, but it was really a bit difficult to let the Liao State surrender without a fight.

The composition of the Liao State is not the same as that of the Jin State, the Song and Liao countries hurt each other, and it is not clear who suffers and who does not, but in the end, the Song Dynasty also disgusted the Liao State a lot.

Just when the Jurchens rose and pressed the Liao State to the ground and rubbed it, the Song Dynasty was very clever and played a game of Lianjin to destroy Liao. Of course, the Liao State was not willing to sit idly by, and sent Han Fang, the Han official, as an envoy to the Song Dynasty in order to seek peace. Before leaving, Ye Luchun gave him the bottom line, as long as the Song Dynasty retreated, the Liao State was not only willing to give up the New Year's coin, but even surrendered itself to the Great Song Dynasty, for the northern frontier of the Song Ping Domain, to jointly resist the Jurchens. In a word, no matter how humiliating you are, you must keep the Great Liao Sheji.

If you want to say that this is not credible, it may not be credible. But whether the Liao State, which resisted the Jin State, could have the strength to fight with the Song Dynasty, it is still two words.

As long as you can take Song yourself like a person, under the competition between the snipe and the clam clam , there is no problem at all to sit on the fisherman's advantage.

However, the Song Dynasty was under the rule of art students at this time - as we all know, the top leaders of art students were either supergods or superghosts. Unfortunately, Da Song's current art student is the one who is a super ghost.

Zhao Ji seemed to be blinded by lard, and his mind was full of the sixteen states of Yanyun. But in fact, it is understandable, after all, they don't know what level the golden people are, they just think that Slark has his own clever plan to deal with you.

Sure enough, it turned out that Da Song sent it.

Han Fang pained the interests, analyzed the situation in the world, begged his grandfather to sue his grandmother, and he was about to recognize someone as his father-in-law, but Tong Guan was not moved at all.

Tong Guan watched him perform coldly, humiliated him in every way, and even dragged the soldiers out of the tent directly.

Han Fang howled and cried, he was disheveled and embarrassed by the Song people, and it could be said that Sven was swept away. He was heartbroken, pointed to Tong Guan's big tent, and scolded him on the spot.

"The two countries of Liao and Song have been reconciled for a hundred years; The affidavit of the covenant is in every word; You can bully the country, but you can't bully the sky! ”

This sentence of crying blood not only failed to exchange for the pity of the Song Dynasty, but even provoked a burst of ridicule.

This is also the reason why many ministers of the Liao State strongly encouraged the Jin State to attack the Song Dynasty after the Jin State was reduced. Without him, I was really heartbroken.

In fact, backstabbing the Liao State is not a big deal, the main point is that the Song Dynasty is really not a thing. In the case of the Liao State being attacked by the enemy on the back and fighting on two fronts, its level is comparable to the gray cattle of Erdezi on the eastern front of World War I. The Tsarist Russian troops in Tannenberg had to say in the face of the Song Dynasty's wild send-off, I will wipe it, this is my half-brother.

You said that you can fight, 150,000 to 10,000, the advantage is in my game, and 10,000 people in the Liao Kingdom were killed without leaving a piece of armor......

It's fifteen hits one and is counter-killed, belongs to yes.

There is a way that e-sports cuisine is the original sin, and the same is true between countries. If the Song Dynasty stabbed the Liao State in the back and destroyed the Jin Kingdom with lightning speed and stealing bell cheese, then no one would find fault with the Song Dynasty, and the world would not mind giving the Song crown the title of "Great Song".

It's a pity that history has no ifs, and the Great Song Dynasty is also a real setback.

In the past few days, Liu Bang and Li Shimin have nothing to do, so they caught Yelu Longxu and said that the black history of the Song Dynasty was gone, and Yelu Longxu was quite sad. But after hearing about the bad things that the Song Dynasty did later, Yelu Longxu suddenly ended his mental internal friction, and even said that he should live a few times.

Isn't it deserved, even the outsider Li Shimin can't stand it.

For Li Shimin, Yelu Longxu can't wait to recognize his father-in-law. He said more than once that the Khitan was once a vassal of the Great Song Dynasty and was willing to be a Tang minister forever under the leadership of Emperor Taizongwen of the Tang Dynasty.

The implication is that I don't want to be the Liao King of the Great Song Dynasty, I want to follow Emperor Taizong.

Zhao Kuangyin also knows the meaning of elegance when he hears string songs, and he also has the beauty of an adult, the biggest reason is that he also feels that his face is burning in a panic. Zhao Ji's lack of virtue was also counted on his head at the same time. So he waved his hand impatiently and motioned for Yelu Longxu to go wherever he wanted.

As a result, Yelu Longxu was accepted by Zhenguannian and followed Li Shimin beautifully.

Zhao Heng looked at Yelu Longxu with a blank eye, saying that he also wanted to go to Zhenguan Dynasty, but he was rewarded with a big-eared melon seed by Zhao Kuangyin.

"Good, Datang already has a Li Heng, and you can't change your surname." Liu Bang was talking cool on the side.

It is also said that among the emperors, there are indeed many people named "Heng".

Like Emperor Taizong Wen of the Han Dynasty, his name is Liu Heng; Tang Muzong is Li Heng, and Song Zhenzong is Zhao Heng.

Maybe it's because this word is more auspicious, and it means eternal. Not only the common people, but also the royal family preferred to beg for lip service.

After conquering the Liao State, with the cooperation of Yelu Longxu, the Song Dynasty's reception of the Liao State proceeded smoothly. Because Zhao Kuangyin, the Taizu, was pressed and ordered not to have any discrimination, there was no discrimination of "reformed people" in history, and the Liao State could be regarded as a return.

If you don't return to your heart, you can't do it, a fool will resist, and the cannon is not fake.

Zhao Kuangyin's order was not groundless at all. After the "recovery" of the Sixteen Prefectures of Yanyun during the reign of Emperor Huizong of the Song Dynasty, the civil and military officials sent by Bianjing presented themselves as rescuers, consciously or unconsciously treating the surviving residents as aliens. The Han residents of the 16 prefectures of Yanyun believed that they were not only not trusted, but were even discriminated against by the Northern Song garrison.

It means that the Khitan people say that they are Han people, but the Song people from the south scold them as Fan people.

Under the operation of the Song Dynasty, the Han people in the north finally separated from the Song Dynasty. It was precisely this mentality that the Jin army took advantage of and incorporated them into the army that invaded south. And Guo Yaoshi jumped sideways again and again, standing in the ranks of the Jin army.

I have to admit that this pharmacist Guo does have a set of standing in line. Like a country famous for its pizza and water pasta, the team has never lost.

After the affairs of the Zhenzong Dynasty are dealt with, the next target will be transferred to the Renzong Dynasty.

Regarding the choice of time period, Li Qing chose September of the sixth year of Qingli.

It's a good time, and it can arouse the DNA of many people at once.

In the spring of the fourth year of Qingli, Teng Zijing guarded Baling County......

And the last sentence of "The Story of Yueyang Tower", "On the third day of September in the sixth year", points out the creation time of this article.

Without him, Li Qing wanted to see the famous scene, and took his brothers to play by the way.

What about Yueyang Tower, who doesn't want to have fun?

After saying this suggestion, everyone agreed, and even Yingzheng stopped playing Contra and was ready to visit the places of interest.

Uh--for Ying Zheng, Yueyang Tower is not considered a monument; For Yueyang Tower, Yingzheng is a "historic site".

After all, Ying Zheng is four or five hundred years earlier than Yueyang Tower.

It should be noted that Yueyang Tower was not built in the spring of the fourth year of Qingli. Yueyang Tower was built in the 20th year of Jian'an in the Eastern Han Dynasty, and was the "Parade Building" built by Lu Su, the general of Hengjiang in the late Eastern Han Dynasty. The past dynasties have repeatedly rebuilt, and Teng Zongliang during the Renzong period of the Northern Song Dynasty, that is, Teng Zijing rebuilt the Yueyang Tower, and by the way, invited his good brother Fan Zhongyan to go to the Yueyang Tower to write an article.

I heard that I was going to Yueyang Tower, and the literati were also interested. Li Bai, Du Fu, Bai Juyi, Han Yu, Liu Zongyuan and others are in the WeChat group, and they want to go to Yueyang Tower together to relax and relax, and by the way, they wrote a few poems for the students to read.

Students:......

Thank you......

The purpose of Han Yu and Liu Zongyuan was not to see Yueyang Tower, but to go to the Song Renzong era to see the other six people who were called the "Eight Masters of the Tang and Song Dynasties" with them.

It's a pity that unlike the common sense that "there are five of the Four Heavenly Kings", there are indeed only eight of the eight families of the Tang and Song dynasties.

In view of the fact that Yueyang Tower is indeed a place of interest, Li Qing agreed to bring the literati to surprise Teng Zijing and Fan Zhongyan.

I hope that what Teng Zijing and Fan Zhongyan will be given at that time is indeed a surprise, not a fright.

On the other hand, Li Qing also considered that there are too few reference reading materials for students now, so there should be more poems and texts, and it is also good to cultivate and cultivate sentiment.

You said that you and your classmates went to climb Mount Tai, and your classmates were educated, and they said with a lot of emotion, "You will be at the top of the mountain, and you can see the mountains at a glance", or "Cangshan is snowy, and the candle is in the south"; And you? After brewing for a long time, the whole sentence "Wow stuff is so high".

Shame on you......

The number of people in the WeChat group was counted, and there were more than 60 people in the tour group to Renzong Dynasty this time......

Li Qing suddenly felt a little tired, these more than sixty people ...... Later generations rarely had more than 60 tour groups, right?

If you don't go to Yueyang Tower, it's not a big problem if there are more people.

Li Qing is also thinking about whether to get a small red flag or something for himself, and cosplay the tour guide of the tour group. This is more conspicuous, so that no one will run away. But then I thought about it, and it was over.

Everyone has a mobile phone, and if you lose it, you lose it, and it's not that you can't find anyone.

He put down his phone and prepared to transfer his mental exhaustion.

After searching left and right, I saw Zhao Kuangyin, who was sitting on a chair and concentrating on browsing the "History of the Song Dynasty".

Zhao Kuangyin suddenly felt a chill in his heart, and he raised his head in his heart, just in time to meet Li Qing's ill-intentioned smiling face.

"Immortal Master, is there something wrong?" Lao Zhao's heart suddenly had an ominous premonition.

Maybe it's because of a long-term illness that he has become a good doctor, Lao Zhao is now much more persecuted, and he is about to get out of PTSD. Seeing Li Qing smiling ill-intentionedly, his first reaction was that he was going to persecute himself.

Of course, his persecution radar is still very accurate, and Li Qing intends to do just that.

"Lao Zhao, let me tell you a joke." Li Qing smiled and hugged Zhao Kuangyin's shoulders, and his tone was very affectionate.

Zhao Kuangyin covered his forehead with one hand, and said angrily: "Tell me, I can bear it." ”

Seeing that Lao Zhao gave up resistance, Li Qing laughed and began to tell the jokes of the Great Song Dynasty.

"During the time of Song Renzong, Liao Xingzong's mother, Empress Dowager Xiao, assisted the government. Empress Dowager Xiao sent someone to the Song Dynasty to investigate, and Sima Guang, the accompanying envoy of the embassy, asked: 'What do you want to come to China to study?' ’”

"The envoy of the Liao State said: 'The Empress Dowager wants to learn your Empress Dowager Liu's brainwashing technique, how can she monopolize the government while not letting people gossip.'" ”

"Sima Guang said: 'What nonsense are you talking about? I bowed to the Queen Mother to protect the Holy Bow, disciplined the Quartet, advanced the virtuous and retreated, and pacified the Chinese and foreign, and I really made great contributions to the Zhao family......'"

"'Yes, yes, that's what I'm talking about, that's it!' The envoy of the Liao State said excitedly. ”

Zhao Kuangyin: ......

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