Chapter 270: Fragrant Child! Take your life!
*Rage from Chai Rong +10000
Of course, Chai Zongxun couldn't imagine why his father would suddenly make a move and give himself a very hard blow.
Of course, Chai Rong couldn't imagine why his descendants were so uncompetitive, and they couldn't beat Yanyun Sixteen Prefectures, so they let people hug two arrows on their thighs and run away in a donkey cart - most importantly, they were also given the nickname of the millennium by later generations - the god of sorghum river cars.
He could have imagined enough how he teased their family after tea and dinner - look, the old Guo family is all a bad seed!
"You have made the whole family ashamed of you!" Chai Rong roared angrily, and pounced with a fist the size of a sandbag.
Empress Xiaofu pounced on Chai Zongxun's body and looked at Chai Rong with teary eyes: "Your Majesty! Xun'er is still young, so I can't afford to beat you...... Besides, it is only something that will happen in the future, how can you blame him? ”
"You get up!" Chai Rong's eyes were red, and he couldn't help Queen Fu to say at all: "This little Wang Balamb's current appearance is all what you are used to!" I won't kill this beast today, I swear I won't be a human! ”
Seeing that Chai Rong broke his defense to the extreme, Lao Li couldn't continue to sell Guanzi. He slapped his thigh and hurriedly stopped him: "Oh, I said Brother Guo, you hit the wrong person!" ”
"Hit ...... Hit the wrong person? Chai Rong was just on the head, and when he heard Lao Li's words, he couldn't help but stop his fist.
"Is it possible, then Taizong...... It's not Zongxian, it's someone else? Chai Ronghu glanced at Chai Zongxun suspiciously: "Isn't it that Zongxun died early, but his son did a good thing?" But that's not right, if it's calculated according to age, the son of Zongxun is at most a teenager, isn't it...... Zong Jean? Or is it Zongjin? Or is it a teaching? ”
Chai Rong said that Zongrang is the fifth child of his family, Cao Wang Chai Zongrang, after Chai Zongxun ascended the throne, in order to avoid refuge, he changed his name to Chai Xirang; Zong Jin is the sixth oldest, Ji Wang Chai Zongjin, after Chai Zongxun ascended the throne, in order to avoid secrecy, he changed his name to Chai Xijin; The Zongzhu is the old seventh, Qi (pronounced the same as "Qi") Wang Chai Zongzhu, after Chai Zongxun ascended the throne, in order to avoid the name of Chai Xixu.
Chai Rong has a total of seven sons, and Chai Zongxun is the fourth. The first three sons, Chai Zongyi, Chai Zongcheng and Chai Zongxuan, were beheaded by Liu Chengyou, Emperor Yin of the Later Han Dynasty, when Guo Wei rebelled. At that time, the three little brothers were still in infancy, and they had not left their names, and their names were all taken by Guo Wei, the Taizu of the Later Zhou Dynasty.
was followed by Guo Wei's only few sons, which is also the biggest reason why the throne can be inherited by Chai Rong.
"Neither, neither, it's wrong!" Li Shimin pressed Chai Rong's arm and pressed him back to sit on the bed.
Chai Rong looked at Li Shimin with a question mark on his face, and he was also wondering in his heart.
If it's not my sons, who else can Taizong be?
Could it be you Li Shimin? Don't make trouble, Brother Li, at your level, isn't it like beating your grandson to fight a youzhou? The Khitan pot is enough for you to pee?
"Please also ask Brother Li to solve your doubts, who is this embarrassing Taizong!" Chai Rong's face showed murderous aura.
"I only said that it was Taizong, and I didn't say that it was your Houzhou Taizong." Li Shimin glanced at Chai Rong with pity.
When Chai Rong heard this, his heart was stunned.
It's bad, there shouldn't be anyone plotting to usurp the throne, right?
Empress Xiaofu's big bright eyes instantly steamed, she whimpered, hugged Chai Zongxun and began to cry.
Chai Zongxun didn't know what was going on, sucking two big snots, and still wiping the tears from the corners of his eyes.
"The ...... Will it ......?" asked Chai Rong tremblingly.
"Good news for you, and bad news for you." Li Shimin looked at Chai Rong with a smile: "I don't know which brother Guo wants to hear first." ”
"First...... Let's hear the good news first. Chai Rong swallowed a mouthful of saliva.
"The good news is, this Emperor Taizong, it's Song Taizong, you also know this person, guess who he is?" Li Shimin asked with a smile.
"Who?" Chai Rong's mind is very messed up right now, and he is overclocking like crazy. Let him think who it is, he really can't find a suitable person for a while.
"Zhao Kuangyi." Li Qing immediately said on the side, he couldn't stand it anymore, but he couldn't let Brother Li continue to play like this.
It's bad to play with my brother Guo again......
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Chai Rong's eyes were red, and he looked out of the palace gate with tears in his eyes.
"Okay, okay, Zhao Kuangyi is Taizong, presumably that Song Taizu is a fragrant child, right?"
It hurts, it hurts!
The good brother who I thought just now stabbed him in the heart with a poof.
Who can know this pain?
"You guessed it." Li Shimin nodded in affirmation, and glanced back at Li Qing again, as if he was a little dissatisfied with the mouth of the virtuous brother.
Why can't he guess it first? It's like you played with me like you did.
"In the seventh year of Xiande, that is, on the first day of the first month of the next year, the news of a large-scale invasion by the Liao State and the Northern Han Dynasty suddenly came." Li Qing couldn't bear to continue to sell Guan Zi to torture Chai Rong's little nerves, so he decided to explain it to him: "The Empress Dowager Fu, who was in charge at the time, had no opinion, and when she heard about this, she was at a loss, and finally asked the prime minister Fan Qian. Fan Zhen secretly thought that only Zhao Kuangyin could save the danger of the general in the DPRK, but Zhao Kuangyin said that the soldiers were few and could not go to war, so Fan Zhen had to entrust Zhao Kuangyin with the highest military power and could mobilize the whole country's soldiers and horses. ”
"This old master Fan doesn't know how to test the truth or falsehood?" Chai Rong didn't blame Empress Xiaofu, after all, this woman in her twenties ...... I haven't seen any big scenes, and it is obviously difficult to expect her to be the same as Empress Lu.
Sometimes, Chai Rong even thought that if Empress Xiaofu really had the two sons of Empress Lu, he wouldn't be worried.
Empress Xiaofu raised her head and looked at Chai Rong with teary eyes. found that the other party did not blame himself, so he continued to hug
It can also be seen that Queen Xiaofu is completely a cute and soft girl, and she has never seen any big scenes at all.
Come to think of it, this year's Empress Xiao Fu is only twenty-four years old. In the next life, that is, a female college student who has just graduated from college and is ignorant, how can she know what is the sinister of the world?
"It happened suddenly, plus Zhao Kuangyin was originally your good brother, and the ministers didn't think about it so much." Li Qing shrugged, not knowing what to say.
"Zhao Kuangyin's army set off from Kaifeng City and stayed overnight at Chenqiaoyi, which is twenty kilometers northeast of Kaifeng, and the mutiny plan began from there." Seeing that Chai Rong didn't know what he was thinking, Li Qing continued: "That night, some of Zhao Kuangyin's cronies spread rumors among the soldiers, saying: 'Today's emperor is weak and cannot pro-government, we serve the country and break the enemy, who knows; It is better to support Zhao Kuangyin as the emperor first, and then set off on the northern expedition. The soldiers' mutiny was soon stirred, and when Zhao Kuangyin's younger brother Zhao Kuangyi and his confidant Zhao Pu saw that the time was ripe, they instructed the soldiers to drape the yellow robes prepared in advance on Zhao Kuangyin, who had just woken up pretending to be drunk, and they all bowed to the court, shouting long live, and then proclaimed him emperor. Zhao Kuangyin showed that he was forced to say: 'You are greedy for wealth and wealth, and you have made me the Son of Heaven, and you can follow my life, otherwise, I can't be the master.' ’”
Lao Zhao's sentence is very easy to understand, and it translates to "You really hurt me".
Seeing that Chai Rong's eyes were red, Li Qing hurriedly persuaded: "Don't get angry, in fact, not everyone wants to do this." Just like the old master Fan, he was eating in the building at the time, and he was put on the neck with a knife by the soldiers. When Zhao Kuangyin came, this kid's talent as an actor came up, and he immediately whimpered and cried at Old Master Fan, and carefully stated the process of being forced to be embraced. Before Fan Zhen could answer, the military academy Luo Yanhuan raised his knife and gestured to Fan Zhen and said: "We don't have a lord, we must get a son of heaven today." After the words were finished, Zhao Kuangyin also began to scold Luo Yanhuan. ”
"Damn, this dog thief!" Chai Rong punched the couch angrily: "Someone! Come! ”
Immediately, an attendant stepped forward and waited for the dispatch.
"Go, go and bring that wolf-hearted Zhao Kuangyin to me!" Chai Rong commanded loudly.
Before the chamberlain left, he was stopped by Li Qing.
"There is a wrong, there is a debtor, Lao Guo, let's not spill our anger on this Zhao Kuangyin, who has not yet usurped the throne!" Li Qing's words were seductive.
"What does the Immortal Master mean?" Chai Rong came to his senses at once, he glanced at Li Shimin, and asked in his heart: "Isn't the immortal master...... Can you still bring the Song Dynasty's fragrant boy and dog here? ”
"Oh, yes!" Li Qing looked like a "teachable" look, and said: "Not only that, think about it, if we suddenly come to the time when Zhao Kuangyin leads the army into Kaifeng, what do you say?" ”
What will happen?
Chai Rong thought for a moment, and his expression gradually became perverted.
What else? Of course, it's to beat him!
"Then please trouble the Immortal Master!" Chai Rong immediately got up and bowed solemnly to Li Qing, "Brother, I'm going to beat Zhao Kuangyin!" ”
"There's nothing wrong with that, you can wait." Li Qing smiled and patted Chai Rong's shoulder: "But ...... It may be a little longer, estimated in an afternoon. ”
"Why so long?" Li Shimin was originally gearing up on the sidelines, and he had long been unhappy with Zhao Kuangyin, who was sitting on a bonanza. I thought I would be able to bring Lao Zhao to a beating soon, but I didn't expect to wait?
"It's hard to have the founding emperor beaten, and you can't gather some people to watch it together?" Li Qing looked up to the sky and smiled: "Like Brother Ying, Bangzi, and Lao Zhu, don't they all have to be called to watch together?" ”
"Yes, yes, yes, not only them, but you also have to call Li Bai and them, you must remember that you must call Wu Daozi!" Li Shimin's eyes lit up.
"Wu Daozi, what are you asking them to do?" Li Qing scratched his head, not knowing what kind of medicine was sold in Li Shimin's gourd.
Li Shimin patted his thigh and said: "Oh, brother Xian, Wu Daozi is the best at painting people, and has the reputation of 'Wu with the wind'. ”
"Good!" Chai Rong applauded, but he agreed too much: "This painting must be passed down!" ”
It's a work of art! Chai Rong thought viciously.
Li Qing looked at Li Shimin with a constipated face: "Still use so much effort?" Isn't the end of the video? ”
"That's different!" Li Shimin waved his hand: "Believe me, brother Xian, it's decided!" ”
Li Qing looked at Li Shimin with a complicated face, thinking that Brother Li was completely damaged by himself.
Who has this become now, isn't this a complete fun?
But that's it...... Pretty good too?
"Then you can stay with Brother Guo first." Li Qing glanced at Lao Li, "I'll go to the dynasties to move some people first, this kind of opportunity is rare." ”
"It's easy to say, it's easy to say, go quickly." Li Shimin waved his hand, he couldn't wait.
After Li Qing left, Chai Rong asked in hindsight: "Brother Li, the brother Ying that my brother just said is still Bangzi, could it be the Great Qin Shi Emperor Yingzheng, and the Great Han Taizu Gao Emperor Liu Bang?" ”
"Oh, you guessed right." Li Shimin smiled and took out a pack of Want Want snow cakes from his pocket: "Come to a pack?" ”
"What is this?" Chai Rong took the snow cake in his hand and asked suspiciously.
This thing in front of you...... It looks like a pie. But why are there white marks on it? Chai Ronghu looked at the snow cake suspiciously, and then looked at the pretty face of Queen Xiao Fu, and suddenly had a not very good association.
"Don't think about it, it's sweet on this." Li Shimin, as an old driver, of course saw Chai Rong's association, and immediately interrupted the spell.
Chai Rong sighed, learned from Li Shimin to tear open the cover, handed a piece to Queen Xiaofu, and ate a piece himself.
"Hmm...... Delicious. Chai Rong narrowed his eyes in satisfaction.
And Li Qing's side, running from the Qin Dynasty to the Ming Dynasty, pulled up a large number of people to wait in Chai Rong's palace, and then he walked into the Funing Palace of the Kaibao Dynasty in a big way.
Zhao Kuangyin was sitting in front of the TV playing PS5, and when he saw Li Qing coming, he pressed pause and said with a smile: "The immortal master is here?" ”
"Let's go, let's go." Li Qing sent out an invitation, he felt that the more natural he behaved at this time, the better, and he must not let Zhao Kuangyin be guarded.
Zhao Kuangyin perked up: "Where to go?" Isn't it going to the afterlife? ”
"No, I'll take you to someone." Li Qingshen said mysteriously.
Seeing Li Qing's mysterious demeanor, Zhao Kuangyin suddenly said vigilantly: "People? Who? ”
"Of course it's someone you are familiar with, who else can it be......" Li Qing couldn't help laughing and said: "Brother Li has already passed, Lao Zhu and Bangzi are also here, just waiting for you." ”
Hearing that everyone was there, Zhao Kuangyin did not doubt him.
"So what are you waiting for, let's go?" Zhao Kuangyin immediately got up and said.
Then he suddenly asked, "Familiar people?" Who is it? ”
"Look, curiosity is so heavy, it's boring to talk about it in advance." Li Qing patted Zhao Kuangyin's back with a smile: "When you arrive, you will naturally know, don't worry." ”
He silently added in his heart that he would never kill you.
"Okay, wait for me to turn it off." Lao Zhao didn't think much about it, and turned off the PS5 and TV directly.
Li Qing led people through a wormhole, it was only dark in front of him, and then he appeared in Chai Rong's palace.
The moment Zhao Kuangyin opened his eyes, he saw a familiar face.
Then, there was a terrifying roar.
"Fragrant boy! You dog thief! Come on! (End of chapter)