As a result of the discussion, I still went to the personnel department first.

First, if the blood in the elevator is left by the cleaning car, then it will definitely leave a second or third drop along the way, but the corridor on the 7th floor is very clean, which proves that the cleaner has a high probability of going to another floor. At this moment, the elevator stopped on the 9th floor, but it was not certain that the cleaner was in the elevator on the 9th floor, because Yan Yueming and they were delayed in the corridor for more than ten minutes. In the past ten minutes, there is no guarantee that no one else will use the elevator.

Second, it is more prudent to sharpen the knife and not cut the wood, and first figure out the specific rules in the company. Besides, maybe the cleaner also went to the 10th floor where the HR department is located?

The elevator arrives on the 10th floor, and when you go out, it's very lively.

Thinking of coming to the personnel department to find the employee handbook, it was not only Yan Yueming's group of people, but at least half of them were here. Looking at those energetic faces, Yan Yueming seemed to have returned to the time when he went to the interview to find a job.

When I looked closely, my former colleagues were also here, and history was repeating itself.

Although the former colleague is older than Yan Yueming, he and Yan Yueming entered the company in the same batch. This is a job-hopping expert, who has changed three jobs in the three years since he entered the workplace, and changed them once a year, which is quite "stable".

No, another year has passed, and this time he plans to jump to the gas phase bureau.

Yan Yueming has no opinion on the career planning of her former colleagues. What made him more curious was that he didn't see No. 1 and No. 2 here. No. 1 Jiang Fan's teammates are here, and it seems that they should be divided into two ways.

This is also one of the benefits of teaming up, allowing for faster access to information and an early advantage. Of course, only if your teammates are trustworthy.

Yan Yueming suspected that Jiang Fan's teammates had been found before entering the examination room, and their familiarity was not at all like that of strangers they had just met. However, Yan Yueming just thought about it, and quickly put all these behind and concentrated on doing her own thing.

The territory of the personnel department is not large, and the entire 10th floor, the finance department accounts for two-thirds, and the remaining one-third is the personnel department. The most important thing is that there is a piece of paper pasted on the door of the personnel department, on which are four huge printed words -

[No Humans]

Translated, it is probably this: human beings are forbidden.

Yan Yueming inquired, and there were already warriors who had knocked on the door of the personnel department, but no one answered. During working hours, the door was unlocked, so he wanted to push the door in, but as soon as he took a step, he fouled.

The candidates were stopped by a door and were at a loss. Yan Yueming searched carefully and found that there were no instructions at the entrance of the personnel department like the canteen and entertainment area, and there was no trace of cleaners here.

Number 33: "What now?" ”

Number 42: "It seems that it is difficult for so many people to come together and not come up with a way." ”

Number 38: "But it doesn't matter, we're here, and the Upper City University of Science and Technology Spellcasters Association will take action." ”

The new Thinker No. 66 couldn't help but wonder, "How to make a move?" ”

Number 41: "Enthusiastic humans report zombies." ”

Number 66: "Huh? ”

No matter how much 66 wondered, the sorcerers were already on the move. There were pens and paper in the backpack issued by the gas phase bureau, and they quickly selected a writer, wrote a report letter with a stroke of a pen, and stuffed it through the crack in the door.

"Tuk, tuk."

No. 37, who thought he had the best voice, cleared his throat, "Hello, I'll report!" You have employees who have violated company rules by leaving work without permission during work and loading balls in the tennis box in the recreation area on the 7th floor! ”

both writing letters and shouting, the two-pronged approach allows the surrounding candidates to call themselves experts.

Yan Yueming couldn't help but admire. Thinking about him Xiao Ming, he hasn't played much since he was a child and has never played much in Dalian small reports, mediocre and unexpected, it seems that he has a lot to learn.

Thinking so, he couldn't help but look forward to seeing how the HR department would react. This may point the way for their next actions.

But the personnel department did not respond for a long time, and the finance department moved.

"It's out, it's out!"

"Trouble is coming!"

In the commotion that deliberately lowered her voice, Yan Yueming saw a row of "troubles" rushing out of the gate of the finance department. They all wore cheap suits of similar styles that didn't fit well, with only the difference being underneath. Some people wear red ties, and some people wear high-necked autumn coats. Some people wore gray sneakers, some people wore leather shoes with kicks and taps, one after the other, neatly arranged and messy.

It is said that they are neat because they walk the same route, and even everyone is about the same distance apart.

They say messy because some of them are crooked to the left, some to the right, and some have crooked necks, and everyone has their own unique posture, which looks messy. And they move very slowly, about 0.5 times the speed of normal human walking.

"It's really weird for his uncle."

In the crowd, someone was muttering quietly.

How can this not be weird?

These zombies have no sound at all except for footsteps, their faces are pale, their eyes are dull, and they are almost no different from the security guards on the first floor and the front desk except that they can move.

The candidates involuntarily dispersed, and their expressions slowly became solemn. No one spoke again, and it was not until they were seen entering the conference room between the personnel department and the finance department that they breathed a sigh of relief.

Yan Yueming glanced at the clock on the wall and muttered, "At 9 o'clock, the meeting is ......."

When the words fell, Yan Yueming was stunned for a moment, because there was an exclamation of the same style from next door. He turned his head to see that it was a former colleague.

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In the silent gaze, memories of the past began to revive.

As a social animal, meetings are commonplace. The small meeting of the conference is always held several times a week. Online, offline, and from time to time, there will be a conference in the chat group.

It's a great loss to be a zombie and have a meeting.

But Yan Yueming never expected that what was lost was still to come. I saw that the troublesome action at the head opened the door stiffly, and the last troublesome door closed, which shows that they can complete some basic actions, but - the ability of this group of zombies to move is still very limited.

They can't speak, they're slow, they're stiff, so how can they have a meeting?

I saw that on the conference table, a dark grid was opened in front of everyone, and a tablet-sized LCD screen was raised. At first glance, it looks quite high-tech, but on closer inspection, it is indeed high-tech.

There are two wires, one blue and one red, connected to the two electrodes. The troublemakers slowly put the electrodes on their temples and leaned their backs against the back of their chairs and began to lie down

Corpse.

The next second.

The screen lights up.

Green glow.

Lined with all the troublesome faces (),

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Text began to appear on the screen.

【Start of the meeting】

[Please note to all employees that there are major omissions in last month's financial statements!] Major omissions! 】

[Regarding the series of property losses caused by heavy rains and the transformation of new humans, they must be verified and confirmed again and again before they can be reported!] 】

[Reject all cover-ups!] 】

……

"I'll go, I'll go, what kind of brainwave exchange is this?"

"I've really opened my eyes, zombies are higher than me!"

"This trouble is really not troublesome at all, consciousness communication, you don't need to type. But it's so weird, a room full of corpses in a meeting......"

"I'm going blind......"

After the initial shock, everyone quickly noticed the important information revealed by the meeting.

"New humans? Do they call zombies new humans? ”

"So the torrential rain is the source of the human zombies? No wonder that Jiang Fan just said that let's pay attention to the water source. ”

In the midst of all the different opinions, Yan Yueming saw the new lines of words on the screen, and her pupils shrank suddenly.

[Who was right with the account of the egg waffle grocery store last week? Wrong again! Wrong again! 】

[Obviously, the number of shipments from the marketing department is wrong. 】

[Hudi's account has never been right. 】

[Ahh Evil Hudi! Beautiful Hudi! 】

[They discriminate against the new humans!] 】

Hudi!

Yan Yueming grabbed Shen Yinchuan's arm nervously and excitedly, "Did you see it?" ”

Shen Yinchuan opened a pair of dead fish eyes, "What?" ”

That's a long story. Yan Yueming's words were stuck in her throat, and she didn't know how to speak for a while, so she could only say as concisely as possible: "Hudi is also a gap, but it is dangerous there. There are also gaps that are connected. ”

Shen Yinchuan nodded to indicate that he understood.

At this moment, the personnel department finally reacted. The Conjuretor's Guild report letter was taken in, but the door didn't open. The trouble in the personnel department may be a bit socially phobic, and I don't want to see people, and there is a sound of rustling in the door, and then a piece of paper is pushed out of the crack in the door.

An application form for employment.

Number 37 scratched his head, "What is this for?" Reward me with an offer? ”

Number 33 asked him, "Do you want that then?" ”

No. 37: "Will you become a zombie when you join the company?" ”

Number 42: "All the employees of this evil zombie company have the same faces, if you become like trouble, you can give it a try." ”

Number 41: "Why?" ”

No. 38 pushed the black-rimmed glasses on the bridge of his nose and said, "Because of trouble, he looks more handsome than him." ”

Polytechnic University Conjuretors Association, the 108th time on the brink of crisis of the dismantling. No. 37 is angry, and he decides to find the protagonist Xiao Ming to preside over justice.

The protagonist Xiao Ming looked confused, "You ask me, who is handsome with you?" ”

Shen Yinchuan: "Troublesome handsome." ”

No. 42: "Ma is numb, Ma wins." But if it's Xiao Ming, you can win hemp. ”

Yan Yueming almost didn't recognize the word "trouble" anymore, and felt that her brain was buzzing, and these two words were spinning. He quickly changed the subject, "Can you show me the employment application form?" ”

Although No. 37 was won by Ma, because the final referee was Shen Yinchuan, he was still friendly to Xiao Ming and handed over the application form directly.

Yan Yueming glanced at it and found that it was no different from the ordinary job application form, that is, the "Nation" column had become "Species". Based on his experience with the first few gaps, he advises, "If you want to fill it in, remember not to fill in your real name." ”

Number 42 immediately answered, "Then I suggest you change your name to Mawpaw." ”！

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