Chapter 302: Bow to the head
Zhao Kuangyin is a responsible good ancestor in the end, and with the company of his daughters, Zhao Fujin quickly walked out of the psychological shadow.
After settling his granddaughter, Zhao Kuangyin planned to continue the attack.
You can't just take care of Zhao Ji and his son in the Jingkang Dynasty, but you also have to go to the Xuanhe Dynasty to take care of that Zhao Ji.
Li Qing originally wanted to go to the official history of the Huizong Dynasty, but in fact, after thinking about it, the Huizong Dynasty has nothing to see, so it is better to go to the Water Margin version of the Huizong Dynasty.
As an immortal, first of all, my power is unlimited.
Replace the world with canonical history, that's ...... It's so normal.
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In the first year of Chonghe, Shijie Village.
There are not many people who went to Chonghe this time, only Li Qing, Zhao Kuangyin and Li Shimin, plus a Wei Chigong and Cheng Yanjin.
Along the way, Wei Chigong and Cheng Yanjin scolded each other, just like the old enemies.
Li Qing nodded and said with a smile: "Get a few big fish, make some hot and sour fish soup to eat, and then cut ten catties of good beef, and beat two jars of wine." ”
"Much, much!" Ruan Xiaoer shook his hand again and again, selling fish on weekdays, these two are sold for one hundred and ten Wen, where can they be sold so much?
Zhao Kuangyin laughed and said: "I think the second brother is very angry, just to meet each other. If you don't give up, let's eat three cups together? ”
At Lao Zhao's insistence, Ruan Xiaoer still accepted the two ingots of silver.
Therefore, when these old buddies get along with Li Shimin alone, they are very casual.
"A newly slaughtered cow, the flower cake is similar to good fat." The little second brother replied.
"It's okay, you and I will go and have a look." Li Qing said with a smile.
After walking a few steps, I saw the green and lush mountain peaks in front of me, the green is still in the clouds, and in the middle is a village, and there is a pole of wine hanging high outside the fence, and in the water not far away, there is a small boat that swings leisurely.
"Lao Zhao is a serious northerner, only good at riding horses, not good at boats." Li Shimin laughed.
"A few guest officers, please inside."
"What's for lunch?" Zhao Kuangyin was hungry.
"Official, look, these two tails are sufficient?"
Maybe this is also the reason why Wei Chigong smashed Li Daozong's eyes with an electric cannon......
"It's Xiao Qi, a few officials invited me to eat and drink together." Ruan Xiaoer said with a smile.
"Well, it just so happened that Xiao Qi caught a few big golden carps." Ruan Xiaoer walked back to the house with a smile and carried out a large vat from inside.
"It's a beautiful rural view." Zhao Kuangyin couldn't help but sigh in admiration.
"It's a lot of strength, how can you carry it without a thousand catties!" Wei Chigong complimented.
"Xiao Qi, the official asked if you want to go to drink together?" Ruan Xiaoer asked.
"My brother, the best kung fu on the water, is nicknamed Living Yama." Ruan Xiaoer hugged his brother's shoulders and boasted: "The ordinary lake water can't stop him at all." ”
Ruan Xiaoer is a hearty man, and when he heard Zhao Kuangyin's invitation, he didn't twist, so he smiled on the spot and said to go with him.
Immediately, Xiao Er came out and smiled.
At the same time, he introduced to several people: "This is my brother, called Ruan Xiaoqi." ”
"Second brother, what is this for?"
"If you are extraordinary, please go with you?" Zhao Kuangyin invited with a smile.
He threw the net into the courtyard and ran in three steps and two steps.
"No wonder Brother Xian can find big fish, it turns out that the water kung fu is good." Zhao Kuangyin couldn't help but sigh.
Everyone sat on the bench, Li Qing learned from the heroes in the TV series, and asked, "What's good in the store?" ”
With Li Shimin, the second general does not have any pressure at all. Unlike Lao Zhu, Li Shimin treats the brothers under his command like brothers.
After a while, I saw a person coming out of it, Cheng Yanjin and Wei Chigong couldn't help but praise, what a man!
That Ruan Xiaoer was wearing a shabby turban on his head, a collar of old clothes, and his feet were bare. When he came out and saw that it was the shopkeeper's Xiaoer, he sang a fat song and said, "It's Brother Zhuang, why is the wind blowing you here?" ”
After walking out for two steps, I saw a man walking over with a fishing net in his hand.
Since he was ready to eat something, he went into the liquor store.
"Is the second brother at home?" Xiao Er shouted loudly.
He reached out and pulled out two large carps from the tank, which looked to weigh fourteen or fifteen pounds.
"Okay, just eat the fish." Yu Chigong said loudly, and did not forget to reach out and tap on Cheng Jin's waist.
Cheng Bites Jin and can't help but laugh.
Li Qing looked up at the scorching sun, shook his clothes and said, "Eat some fish, I want to eat some hot and sour fish soup." ”
"I don't dare to accept praise from big officials." Ruan Xiaoer was modest on his lips, but he was very happy on his face.
Ruan Xiaoqi's face was overjoyed, and he said happily: "When you are on the ground, you will go with your second brother." ”
"Okay officer, it's just this fish...... I don't know if the second brother is at home, if they are there, this fish can be eaten. Xiao Er said hesitantly.
"These guests from afar want to eat some hot and sour fish soup and ask for some big fish." The second brother turned around and introduced: "There is no fresh carp in the store for the time being, so I begged the second brother." ”
"Want, get." Zhao Kuangyin nodded, took out two ingots of silver from his arms, and said with a smile: "Second brother, look, are these enough?" ”
Xiao Er didn't doubt him, and took people to Ruan Xiaoer's house, and when he got to the door, he saw several small fishing boats on the dry pile, and a broken fishing net outside the fence. Leaning on the mountains and rivers, there are about a dozen thatched houses.
Zhao Kuangyin: ......
You can operate the boat, and your whole family will operate the boat!
I'm not the Admiral of the Blue Route, where am I going to sail?
Several people came to the store and sat down, but Ruan Xiaoqi's eyes kept looking at Wei Chigong.
"What do you see me doing?" Wei Chigong raised his eyebrows and asked.
"It's fine, it's just an itchy hand." Ruan Xiaoqi said with a smile.
Wei Chigong laughed, since he was idle, he rarely moved his muscles and bones. Now that Ruan Xiaoqi suddenly said this, he suddenly became interested.
"In this case, you and I will go to the courtyard to play tricks." Wei Chigong said with a smile.
"Please-" Ruan Xiaoqi stood up, although he was born in a reckless background, he also knew how to be polite.
The two stood in the courtyard and stood apart.
Ruan Xiaoqi took off his clothes and went naked, revealing a bronzed tendon and flesh.
Years of underwater life have made his figure extremely well-proportioned.
"What a man!" Li Shimin clapped his hands and praised, he was a collector.
"Black charcoal! I'm betting ten taels of silver - betting on the small seven wins! ”
Cheng Biting Jin doesn't think it's a big deal to see the excitement.
"Shut up! Otherwise, Lao Tzu will beat you first! ”
Wei Chigong turned his head and glared angrily.
The conversation between the two made everyone laugh for a while, and they were happy and bitter.
When the two of them were ready, Li Qing spoke: "Okay - let's start!" ”
Ruan Xiaoqi watched Yu Chigong be about to move, sold a flaw in his right foot, and passed under Wei Chigong's right flank. Wei Chigong immediately turned around, but he happened to bump into Ruan Xiaoqi and stretched out his two arms. Wei Chigong didn't hide, just as the so-called not a raptor but Jiang, he also grabbed one of Ruan Xiaoqi's arms and pressed his shoulder blade against his chest.
Ruan Xiaoqi wanted to use his strength to get rid of Wei Chigong, but found that he couldn't get rid of this big black man at all. In a hurry, he slipped his shoulder, and he wanted to carry him up when he resisted Wei Chigong.
As a result, Wei Chigong was born with divine power, he couldn't help it at all, he didn't pull it twice, but he didn't want to be grabbed by Wei Chigong by his leg with one hand and his arm with the other, and he lifted it up directly.
"Ahh
Ruan Xiaoqi is not the kind of scoundrel who admits defeat when it is time to admit defeat.
Yu Chigong put Ruan Xiaoqi down, and said with a smile: "I'm just eating a lot of strength, if it's in the water, I can't help Xiaoqi." ”
"Brother's divine power! The little brother is willing to bow down! Ruan Xiaoqi was impressed by Wei Chigong's divine power, and bowed his head on the spot.
This is not the Three Kingdoms, otherwise, it will definitely be said that the general is really a god!
"Hahaha, let's go, let's go and have a drink together!"
Wei Chigong also felt that Ruan Xiaoqi was inexplicably angry, so he put his arm around his shoulders and invited him to drink with a smile.
After such a fuss, the relationship between several people has become closer.
It's actually weird to get along with these rivers and lakes recklessly, you only need to match your temper, and the relationship will be very fast.
Especially when you can physically suppress the other party, that favorability is brushed faster.
The premise is that the other party is not the kind of narrow-minded person.
The restaurant also opened the fire very quickly, and in a short time it was quickly put on the table with good food and drink.
"In this countryside, there are also really delicious!" Li Shimin took a sip of hot and sour fish soup and immediately praised it.
"Yes." Zhao Kuangyin also echoed on the side.
"How many cups does the professor eat?" Ruan Xiaoer raised his head and asked Li Qingdao.
Several of the people present, Wei Chigong and Cheng Yanjin are both military generals, needless to say; Li Shimin and Zhao Kuangyin are both military generals, and they don't seem to have much literary temperament, only Li Qing is alone, like a scholar, so Ruan Xiaoer calls him a professor.
"Wine, of course." Li Qing smiled heartily and said to Ruan Xiaoer: "It's just this small cup, it's not pleasant to eat wine, if you want to have fun, you have to use a big bowl to sift it!" ”
As soon as this sentence came out, Ruan Xiaoer immediately became overjoyed.
Okay, I didn't expect this professor-like scholar to have such a temper.
"Good! Professor Benyi! Brother Zhuang! Change to a big bowl! ”
Ruan Xiaoer shouted loudly.
After a while, Xiao Er changed a few large bowls.
Everyone poured wine one after another, craned their necks and drained it in one gulp.
"Cool!" Li Qing laughed, he really didn't expect that this store could make such cold wine on such a hot day.
It must have been placed in the town of the well, right? I remember when I was a child and didn't have a refrigerator, I often came to watermelons like this.
It has to be said that the wisdom of working people is endless.
After drinking a jar, Ruan Xiaoer became a little flustered.
He carried the jar and sang loudly.
"Grandpa was born in heaven and earth, he is not afraid of the court or officials, the water is scattered in the net, and the turtle king is inside the eight covers!"
Ruan Xiaoqi heard the second brother singing, and he also sang along.
"Grandpa was born in heaven and earth, he didn't seek wealth and nobility, he didn't want to be an official, he lived a lifetime in Shijie Village, and he was a fairy with good food and drink."
"Good song!" Li Shimin clapped his hands, laughed and praised: "It's really a good ballad!" I'm not afraid of the court and not afraid of officials, those dog officials who join his mother should have been killed a long time ago! ”
"That's right! Brother Li is right! Ruan Xiaoqi stepped on the stool and laughed loudly: "Those dog officials are used to bullying the good, and they refuse to let go of a fart when they encounter something!" On weekdays, he will only show his teeth and claws to the good people, and wait until the Liao people come, hehe...... Just like the Zhao official family, the eggs are not neat! ”
Zhao Kuangyin heard this, and his face turned dark.
Hey, I'm also Zhao Guan's family, don't be like this.
"Whoever says no, just say the magistrate of Yuncheng County...... Haha......" Ruan Xiaoer scolded drunkenly: "Forget it, forget it, what are you talking about, eat wine!" ”
"Eat and drink!" Cheng Yanjin held the wine bowl and touched one: "This fish soup is really delicious, you can't eat such a delicious fish soup in Chang'an on weekdays." ”
"Hey, you Chang'an are all sea fish transported from afar." Zhao Kuangyin complained: "It's basically frozen goods, especially the fried fish, after the frying, there is this delicious fish soup to eat?" ”
"No, no." Cheng Yanjin immediately waved his hand: "I'm not convinced to say anything else, but I want to say this...... We don't deserve to give you big Song shoes! ”
This is not a scene, after all, the best restaurant in Datang...... It's all Song restaurants.
The Tang Dynasty and the Great Song Dynasty are like the later generations of Ying and France.
But whether to say it or not, Datang is much more than taking Ying to be a person.
Ruan Xiaoer and Ruan Xiaoqi were drunk, and they didn't listen carefully, just thinking that they were talking about family affairs.
"This fresh fish soup has to be made from live fish." Ruan Xiaoqi said with a smile: "If you use salted fish, the taste will be indescribable." ”
"That's right." Li Shimin nodded.
Speaking of salted fish, he couldn't help but think of Ying Zheng......
Thinking that Qin Shi Huang died of illness in the sand dunes, in order to cover up the news, Zhao Gao and Li Si made a bunch of salted fish in the car to cover up the smell of corpses.
This also directly led to them using the salted fish to ridicule Yingzheng when they had nothing to do, and Brother Ying's temper was good, with an attitude that you are strong and you are strong, and I have a clear breeze blowing the mountain.
flirt for a few more times, and no one will say anything if it's boring.
turned to tease Lao Zhao, saying that he was a weak Song.
However, Zhao Kuangyin has been practicing martial arts since he was a child, and his temper is straightforward, and he doesn't know what it means to shrink his shell at all. As long as you dare to speak, he dares to be angry.
Therefore, the milk song has become the daily life of Li Qing's circle, especially the people of the Tang Dynasty, who are quite enthusiastic about the activity of the milk song.
The problem is not because of anything else, the main thing is that the Song Dynasty is smearing the Tang Dynasty, which is quite persistent.
Don't ask, ask is that the ugly pig will break the defense when he sees the peacock.
A meal is a meal for the guests and hosts, and after eating, it is getting late.
"It's getting late today, please stay at my house for the night, but tomorrow you will care." Ruan Xiaoer opened his mouth and invited.
"It's okay, just follow the second brother." Zhao Kuangyin nodded and said.
Ruan Xiaoer didn't realize how face-saving it was for the people in front of him to call him second brother, he scratched his head and said to Ruan Xiaoqi: "Xiaoqi, I will go home with all the brothers first, and you will sell two urns of wine in the store, buy some meat, find a pair of chickens in the village, and get drunk with all the brothers at night!" ”
As soon as he finished speaking, he heard someone shouting outside.
"Is the second brother here? Xiao Ke Wu Yong, come to visit! ”
(Ask for a new book to follow, "The Great Saint Sun of the Tang Dynasty!") The Tokyo one was blocked, and the speed was too fast...... )
(End of chapter)