5 Straight Man of Steel
After making an appointment with Xie Kun for three days, he went to the Great Yan Sect together, and returned to the Angry Peak with Guang to bid farewell to his master.
The master's common name is Li Tiezhu, and outsiders are respectfully called the Iron Zen Master. Because of his special iron, Jin Dan dared to stab Yuan Infant with a broken knife, and the key was to win. Unexpectedly, that person also had a twin brother, the cycle of cause and effect, the retribution was unhappy, and the master was stabbed back by his younger brother. I heard that the twin brothers later became the head of the Sheng Jing Xie family.
The main hall of the Angry Peak is magnificent, the bronze Van bell hangs high, and the bright yellow curtain hangs down between the carved beams and painted columns, which is solemn and solemn, but it is dim and cold.
It's not like a serious Buddhist hall, but like a ghost temple in folk tales.
Kazuko walked through the main hall and opened the woodwood door behind the hall.
A ray of sunlight was shining straight through.
Rustic courtyards, thatched huts, crooked wooden fences, dilapidated land and vegetable patches.
It's simple, but it's a little more humane.
The main hall in front is an office space, which is used when seeing outsiders. The broken grass house at the back is where the master and apprentice live and live.
Before marrying the light, he had been living here with his master and brother.
She took a deep breath and gently pushed open the small door of the courtyard.
The hen next to her was alarmed, turned her head, looked at her with small black eyes, and turned back again. But a few little yellow chickens were not afraid of life, and jumped over and pecked at the hem of her clothes.
Heguang is not good to walk, wave his sleeves, and wave away the little yellow chickens. The little yellow chickens fell to the ground, tilting their heads and not knowing what was happening.
The hen seemed to be enraged, glared at the light, and rushed forward to take revenge on her.
Heguang sighed helplessly, "Sister Ji, I'm also your ancestor's worshipper, let's discuss and let me go." ”
The hen turned a deaf ear and kicked her hind legs to sprint, but was frozen by Kazumitsu and fell straight to the ground.
Kazumitsu bypassed her and walked towards the back of the hut.
On the stone steps, there stood a tall man wearing only his underwear. He stood lazily with a wooden kettle in his hand and watered a pot of grass.
The tradition of growing flowers in the Zen of anger is in the same line, from the peach blossoms of the ancestors, the fleshy of the masters, to the blooming of a hundred flowers of harmony.
Master's succulent is not succulent, it is a dog's tail grass.
Many years ago, Li Tiezhu was still a rampage young man, and he followed his master's teachings and bought a succulent seed from Yaomen with a lot of money.
He was carefully cared for, nourished by spiritual fluid, day and night, never leaving.
There are unforeseen circumstances in the sky, and once I practiced swords, my strength was great, and I accidentally cut the mountain next door. I didn't expect the succulent seed to be blown away, and it flew into the seed of a dog's tail grass by mistake.
The problem was that he didn't know about it.
When the seeds germinated and took shape, he still didn't know. Although he thought that the flesh seemed to look a little strange, he didn't take it seriously, and he didn't know what the flesh looked like, maybe it looked like this.
As a result, this dog's tail grass stood out from the compatriots all over the mountains, and under the nourishment of the spiritual fluid, it gave birth to spiritual consciousness. Under the selfless support of the stupid big Li Tiezhu, he successfully built the foundation, knotted the Dan, and turned into a baby.
The stupid big Li Tiezhu believes that it is a precious flesh, and the silly white sweet flesh also believes it. The two lived sweetly until the seniors of the medicine gate came to visit and told the cruel truth.
Li Tiezhu was furious, feeling that he had been deceived, and hundreds of years of youth and hard work had been fed to the dog.
Fleshy looked confused, he didn't expect that he was a third child. But after drinking the spiritual liquid for so many years, do you still want to spit it out? What's more, he is reluctant to live such a small life without work.
So he gritted his teeth, lay down on the ground ruthlessly, and wailed while rolling, "Li Tiezhu, you are a negative man, you have raised everything, you can still throw me." ”
Li Tiezhu was so angry that he wanted to beat him, but he was reluctant. Usually a yellow leaf is in a hurry for a long time, how can I get my hands on it. What should I do if I am disabled, I still have to pour spiritual liquid to raise it back.
So one person and one grass will pass. The dog tail grass wanted to change its name, but Li Tiezhu refused, insisting on calling a dog tail grass succulent.
Now, Kazuko looked at this pot of grass and was full of emotion.
As a dog's tail grass, it gave birth to a soul and became a baby, and the grass has no regrets.
He Guang stepped forward, bowed his head and said, "Master, the apprentice has something to say." ”
Li Tiezhu raised his eyelids to look at her, lowered his head again, and concentrated on watering the dog's tail grass. "Wait a minute, I'll talk about it after watering."
His voice was hoarse and dry, with a little slow dullness, as if he had woken up from a hangover.
In the yard, a burnt fire, a few chicken bones, empty wine bottles piled up on a small hill. The black sword plunged straight into the earth, and the blade glowed with oily light, as if roaring with dissatisfaction.
Chicken with wine, another night of erosion.
She stepped forward and said in a louder voice, "Master, the apprentice really has something to say. ”
Li Tiezhu stood still, raised his hand to clasp his nose, and wiped it on the flower pot, "Didn't you see Lao Tzu serving his ancestors?" ”
Kazumitsu pursed his lips, stepped forward, and in his distraction, he quickly pulled out the dog's tail grass and threw it out. Then while he was stunned and his mind was blank, he told all the things about Ji Chanzi and the soul from the other world at once.
After such a commotional operation, Li Tiezhu's wine immediately woke up.
He walked down the stone steps, thought along her train of thought, and came to the conclusion that the apprentice had come to leave.
The dog's tail grass that was pulled out fell to the ground and became a human when it landed.
As a man, he is fleshy and a little girly, with pink face and red lips, and snow-skinned and jade-looking. The palm of the hand is slender and white, the fingers are like green onion roots, weak and boneless, and the ten fingers are also finely painted with the popular face.
The fleshy man held the crown of his hair and yelled angrily: "Little pervert, what are you doing pulling me out?" ”
Kazumitsu coughed and explained, "Loosen the soil, and it will grow better in the future." ”
Meaty laughed, "It's going to bluff." ”
Li Tiezhu sat on the stone steps, hanging his head, he hadn't come back to his senses yet, the power of the hangover was too great.
Fleshy kicked him lightly, disgusted twice, and complained to Heguang: "You are a little pervert, and your master is a big pervert." I could run all over the place, and he made me turn into my original form and plunge into the soil to water it. I'm a baby, if outsiders see it, where will the old face go. ”
Kazuko smiled awkwardly and stroked along the hair, "The original form is different from the human form, Master cares about you, the spiritual liquid specially bought from the medicine gate, pour it more, and the god can be turned faster." ”
After hearing this, the flesh was immediately happy, and the smile on the corner of his mouth couldn't be hidden.
Li Tiezhu came back to his senses, and was silent with the kettle.
It seems to be the water he used to wash his feet last night.
He scratched his hair irritably and leaned back.
"When will you leave?"
Kazumitsu replied, "Three days later." ”
Li Tiezhu waved his hand, wanting her to step down, and he would explain such a trivial matter. Halfway through his hand, he suddenly paused, and his tone was suddenly a little indescribable.
"Light, you're alone? Not so good. ”
Heguang is happy, does the master have the iron tree blooming, and he knows that he cares about his apprentices. In the past, he scolded their brothers and sisters.
The corners of her mouth couldn't help but rise a little, and just as she wanted to reply, she heard Master say.
"If you start to be ruthless, there is no one to persuade you, but what can you do?"
A basin of cold water was poured down suddenly, and Kazumi couldn't help but push it back, "Oh? What should Master do when he goes out? Our illness is passed down from one to the next, and Master also takes a guardian when he goes out? Oh, I forgot, Master, how meaty you are. ”
"No big, no small, no respect for the teacher."
"The apprentice thinks about the master from the bottom of his heart, if he accidentally flattens the immortal cultivation realm, we can't afford to pay for it."
The two quarreled and quarreled, and a fight broke out. Of course, it was Kazuko who was unilaterally abused.
Holding his small flower pot, Succulent hurriedly walked away from the center of the battlefield, he looked at Kazumitsu who was pressed to the ground to eat soil, and couldn't help but chatter, "I haven't learned a lesson for decades, and I can't fight back." ”
Three days later, when Kazumi set off, he still had a red mark on his face.
When You Xiaowu saw her, his expression was a little distorted, and he wanted to say something, but he held back. has followed the senior sister for decades, how can he not know the source of the red seal.
Xie Kun glanced at her several times, and it was difficult to speak because of his identity, but the red seal was too obvious, and he held it back several times, and he couldn't hold it back.
"Master, the red mark on your face is an allergy?"
And the light turned his head, looking at him like a fool, your allergy looks like this?
"Beaten."
"The injury of the martial arts competition? I don't know which senior did it? ”
"My master hit him, and he hit him in the face."
Xie Kun was embarrassed, but he didn't expect it to be a family matter.
Xie Xuan was a little confused, he already hated Heguang, and opened his mouth to provoke: "I don't know what kind of person the Iron Zen Master is, can the master tell us about it." ”
Kazuko didn't give him a look, "The one who hammered you out of your head with a hammer." ”
Xie Xuan was bored with himself, pouted, and was silent.
You Xiaowu was very interested, although he often mixed with the senior sister, but he had never met the Iron Zen Master a few times. He couldn't help but say, "Senior sister, let's talk about it." ”
He Guang didn't want to deal with him, he couldn't stand him shaking his sleeves, and spit out four words, "Straight man of steel." ”
Then she told a story.
That was still the foundation building period.
In the competition of the four major sects, Heguang defeated Leng Baiwei of the medicine gate and rushed into the top five in the foundation building period. At the end of the competition, she received a love letter asking her to go to the grove in the back mountain.
At that time, she was still young, and she received a love letter for the first time, and she didn't know what to do, so she took the love letter and went to ask her teacher.
Li Tiezhu is a real straight man, so he glanced at it and replied lightly, "It's too weak to be worthy of you." ”
Kazuko felt that Master's words were not good, and they hurt people's self-esteem too much.
After she went to the appointment, she politely rejected the boy.
"I like great people."
The boy asked, "As long as I get better, will I have a chance?" ”
He Guang said: "You have to be better than me." ”
Then, for the purpose of showing off, she gave him a set of eighteen palms on the spot, playing a thunderous momentum, the palms were terrifying, and the tiger was mighty.
The boy's eyes widened, his expression was serious and awe-inspiring, pale and sweaty.
Kazuko was so frightened that he actually secretly learned my tricks.
She had long forgotten what the boy looked like, but the fact of secretly learning martial arts left a deep shadow on her.
Kazuko told this as a joke, and the three people present had different expressions, but none of them laughed.
You Xiaowu: Senior Sister is actually embarrassed to call the Iron Zen Lord Iron Straight Man, she is much more iron than him.
After hearing this, Xie Xuan couldn't help but widen his eyes, covered his mouth and looked at Xie Kun, whose face was pale.
I've heard this story before, but from a different perspective. That boy seems to be Kunkun.