170 Ways to Die

Yan Yueming felt that the teacher's technique of driving a motorcycle was probably to run to kill the donkey. He's like a loose ...... Oh no, Xiao Ming, you have to respect the teacher and the teaching, and you must never say those two words.

This is disrespectful to the teacher and disrespectful to rhubarb.

Everyone was respected, only Xiao Ming was a little bad, because he had to enjoy the caress of the wind on the high-speed moving motorcycle, and he had to talk on the phone at the same time.

"Yes, we're on our way there!"

"What? Found the car? It's not out of town? ”

"Oooh, oh, I see!"

Yan Yueming had to be loud to ensure the effective transmission of information. Li Heping also heard it, and finally slowed down slightly, and asked, "What's the matter, the dog thief still has to spend the night in the city?" ”

"I don't know, but the people from the inspection department have already gone over to intercept it, let's ......" Yan Yueming said, her vigilant gaze swept over the side of the road.

Street lamps, tree shadows.

Look up, a bright moon.

Where is the plover?

Wu Yuan's thoughts actually coincided with them, and he and Dong Xiaoyin both thought that they might peek at them in the dark. So Yan Yueming and Li Heping walked together, while Dong Xiaoyin led the team to go from another road.

The two sides are separated by a certain distance, which is not close, but it is always maintained at a distance that Dong Xiaoyin can respond at any time. At the same time, she also transferred other men to ambush on the road, so that when she discovered the whereabouts of the duck, she immediately carried out encirclement and suppression.

But there is no sign of the duck yet.

Why didn't the truck leave the city?

Yan Yueming frowned slightly, unable to understand for a while. Now he only feels that there may be a deep meaning between everything and every initiative, and the more he thinks about it, the more he feels deceitful.

What is the truth?

The truck made a U-turn on the way out of town because they ran into a traffic police officer who was investigating drunk driving. Seeing that the car in front of them was stopped, and at this time, there was a dog barking in the carriage, and they chose to turn around for a while.

The people in the car also quarreled.

"Let's just say that the investigation has been tight recently, there are so many people who have checked this and that, you have to go to the city to do this vote."

"What do you know, apart from the upper city, where are there so many cats and dogs in the nearby city? You don't even use your pig brain to think about it! ”

"So what now?"

"The big road is not good, take the small road, what's wrong with the more detours? Go a little further, and take the same road that we have explored before, and build the road there. Find a place where there is no one and pull over, the dog behind is noisy, I'll deal with it again. ”

"Oh, don't kill it, it looks like it can sell for a lot of money."

"I know, do you want you to talk more?"

……

Who knew that when they stopped, they were in the arms of rhubarb.

Is rhubarb a dog that humans can easily keep in place? When the people in the car opened the car and approached him again with a syringe, Rhubarb, who was locked in the cage, gathered all his strength and suddenly exploded. It has no special functions, and it does not have the ability to bite off the teeth of an iron cage under the premise of being anesthetized once, but its head is very iron.

Gather all your strength, rush forward regardless of it, and crash into the incoming person with the cage. The explosive power of that moment was like a cannonball, and even the dog with the cage crashed into the comer

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Fortunately, the iron cage that closed it was large enough, otherwise there would be no place for rhubarb. And after this collision, the person who came was hit hard, his leg bone was almost cracked, his hand was even more painful and tears soared, and the syringe fell to the ground and rolled down the grass.

The dogs barked in unison.

It's like cheering for the rhubarb.

But after the outbreak, the rhubarb not only knocked himself into a star, but also used up the only accumulated strength. The iron cage fell from the carriage to the ground with it, and it fell again.

"You dead dog who kills a thousand knives!" The man endured the pain, picked up a piece of gravel on the ground, and threw it at the dog cage.

But the stone was thrown on the cage, but it didn't go in, and it bounced off. Rhubarb bared his teeth, but he was even more angry than him, although he didn't have much strength in his body, it didn't prevent him from scolding.

"Wang! Woohoo Woo! Woof! ”

When it comes to scolding, Rhubarb has never lost.

"I'm angry, I'm angry......" The man was so angry that one Buddha was born and two Buddhas ascended to heaven at the same time, and there was a sense of shame that he was pecked out of the eyes by the geese all day long, and he was angry and angry, and searched around for the weapon in his hand, and happened to see the thick branch on the side of the road, and he grabbed it with the pain in his body, and turned around to beat the dog.

"Wang!" How can the rhubarb be beaten passively, even if the cage traps it, it must grin its teeth and stick out one paw while it is unprepared.

"Woohoo!"

"Wow!"

"Meow!"

The car full of cats and dogs cheered for it, and the man was yelled at smartly, and suddenly met Rhubarb's gaze that seemed to know human nature, and his heart chuckled, and he almost fell to the ground.

His companion hurriedly got out of the driver's seat, "Stop fighting!" Let's go! ”

The man hadn't come back to his senses yet, "What's wrong?" ”

"This is not a wilderness, and the road is being built nearby, not a grave! Are you making such a big fuss because you're afraid that no one will find out about us?! ”

"I-"

The man looked around in disbelief, and under the dim street lamp, the tower crane in the distance was still lit, and it was repairing an elevated road. There was no one around, but there seemed to be a sound of rustling in the residential area with lights on in the distance.

He gritted his teeth and quickly threw away the branch in his hand, "Bring the gun." ”

This gun is not the other gun, it is used to fire anesthetic needles, and it is a gadget that I changed with a toy gun. Just now, the man was careless for a while, thinking that he would just get started, but he almost got into trouble.

The companion was in a hurry to leave, so he didn't talk nonsense with him anymore, and quickly took the gun and aimed it at the rhubarb. Rhubarb is in the dog cage, and the space to escape is limited, so he can only take this needle.

The anesthesia kicks in, and when the car starts again, Rhubarb finally loses the ability to resist.

A black bird with a sparrow-like body and feathers as black as a crow's nest peeked quietly in a tree by the roadside. It has turquoise eyes and a pointed beak, but it doesn't blink.

 

; When the wind blew, it tilted its head slightly, moved its neck, and was about to spread its wings. When it was too late, a black and yellow wild cat with bamboo stripes sprang out of the treetops behind it like lightning and pounced on it.

"Meowβ€”"

Frightened birds fly.

The cat's paws were like sharp blades, slashing through its wings and grabbing a black feather. The figure of the bird staggered, then hurriedly flapped its wings and fled the scene. But this tree

Tall and lush,

It weaves through the treetops,

The cat chased after him, one in a hurry and the other in a hurry, the leaves and feathers fell at the same time, and finallyβ€”

The birds rushed up into the sky in embarrassment, and the wild cats stood on the highest branches, looked up, meowed again, and licked their paws.

It licked and licked until the treetop began to lose its weight and made a "clicking" sound, and then it ran down with a light step.

But just as it was about to leave the tree, the sound of a car came again.

The outstretched claw retracted vigilantly, and it arched its back slightly, hiding behind the trunk of the tree, silently watching the new human. A familiar car, a familiar orange uniform, the wildcat lowered its vigilance a little, but still didn't show up.

"There is dog hair, it must have run to the front!"

"Keep chasing!"

The car came and went.

The wildcat finally jumped down from the tree and walked away with graceful steps. But what it didn't expect was that when it found a shady roof and was about to take a nap here, the first van appeared again.

The two men in the driver's seat and the co-pilot were still cursing.

"Damn, how can the gas phase bureau chase us?"

"Let's not talk about that, how the hell did we get rid of them just now? It's weird, I thought we were going to get caught, and all of a sudden it was as if someone was helping us, hiss...... It's so weird, damn it, I have goosebumps. ”

"Don't think about it so much, it's not right today, run quickly!"

……

The car increased its horsepower all the way, and the more it drove away.

The wildcat rose from the roof, watched as it drifted off the road, into the nearby potholed gravel road that had been improvised by the viaduct, and plunged headlong into the nearby woods.

There was also a road in the woods, but it was the same road that the residents of the neighborhood used to walk on small electric donkeys and electric tricycles, and there were no monitors, no street lights, and not even wide enough.

In the narrowest place, the branches of the trees were tapping against the windows, the car was moving with difficulty, and there was a faint angry voice, "I shouldn't have listened to you!" ”

"That's enough, you go through the road and it's the road!"

"Dalu your sister, Dalu has surveillance!"

"Won't you change your license plate? I'm out of town soon! ”

"yes."

"Stupid."

On the other side, Yan Yueming received the news that "the target vehicle has been found but they have fled strangely", and she is very sure and sure that it must be a ghost.

Just as he was struggling to sit on the motorcycle, holding up his mobile phone and looking through the electronic map, trying to deduce the range of the owl's movement, suddenly, he caught a glimpse of something falling from the sky.

"Teacher, teacher, go over and have a look!" Yan Yueming hurriedly patted Li Heping's shoulder and asked him to turn.

Li Heping drove the car over and stopped. The two of them looked at the ground together, and Yan Yueming exclaimed in surprise, "A bird? How did a bird fall from the sky? ”

This bird is so strange.

Yan Yueming couldn't help but be curious, got out of the car and checked carefully, and found that the bird had lost a lot of hair, and there were obvious blood stains on its legs and abdomen, looking like it had been caught by some claws.

"Did the rhubarb do it?" Li Heping asked.

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"Teacher, I heard from the seniors in the bureau that sometimes the birds will control some birds to be their eyes and ears, right?" Isn't this one? ”

Li Heping: "It's really possible. Animism, in my experience, unless it is controlled by a doom, small animals such as cats and dogs have a certain sensitivity to the entrance and exit of the plover and the gaps. This is also one of the reasons why pets are still allowed in the upper city even if cats and dogs can't understand human speech and will bring some trouble to the work of the Gas Phase Bureau. This bird, if it has the breath of a bird on its body, may be attacked by other animals, even if it is not attacked by rhubarb. ”

Yan Yueming's eyes lit up slightly, "Then can I talk to the bird through it?" ”

Li Heping lay on the front of the car, his chubby, helmet-huddled face showed a hint of interest, "What do you want to say?" ”

What do you say? Yan Yueming held the bird, careful not to touch its wounds, and thought very darkly: I must use the most vicious words to stimulate the bird, and it is best to force him to appear, so that he will not continue to persecute Rhubarb. With the strength of the gas phase bureau, as long as the bird does not make trouble, he will definitely be able to save the rhubarb.

This is called encircling Wei to save Zhao, but the premise is that it must be vicious and pull the greatest hatred.

"You're so low, eat!" Yan Yueming scolded, feeling that it was not enough. asked Li Heping's opinion with his eyes, and Li Heping also shook his head with his arms crossed, "What kind of scolding are you?" Elementary school students can't scold. ”

After speaking, Li Heping cleared his throat and gave him a performance of what is called the art of scolding. scolded well, scolded well, scolded Yan Yueming with adoring eyes, so that his vanity was most satisfied.

The patrol car stopped next to them and asked them what was wrong.

Li Heping then asked Yan Yueming to give them the birds, "Send them to the pet hospital for good treatment, it seems that there is still a breath of air." Don't let it die, if it's really the eyes and ears of the donkey, he can definitely sense it. When the time comes, a music festival will be held for this bird, and you will scold him with drums, so that he can appreciate what it means to be dazzling in human civilization, a dog's day, and dare to beat Lao Tzu's dog. I've set the way for him to die this year. ”

Yan Yueming opened her starry eyes, thirsty for knowledge, "What is the way to die?" ”

Li Heping crossed his arms and made a tall figure, "I competed with Rhubarb to see who could kill him first, Rhubarb was slightly better, and then he died of rabies." ”

Yan Yueming: "......"!

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